The midnight doughnut., March 13, 1909, Image 2

Breaking the News. |
T H E M IDNIGHT DOUGHNUT
T he p rin te r had ju s t dro p p ed a
P u b lish ed E v ery F rid a y by
form of T he D oughnut dow n th re e
The Doughnut P ublishing Company flig h ts of sta irs, and type lay sc a t­
te re d , for 4 0 feet.
S ubscription P rice, 50c a Sem ester
“ I w ish,” sfghed thes ed ito r sadly,
Single-C opies .............../.............5 cents “ th a t you h ad b ro k eh th e news a
l i t t l e 1 m ore g en tly .”' J
A pplication m ade fo r second-class
m ail ra te s a t Eugfene Postoffice
New line of b aseb all b a ts a t the
E ug ene Gun C om pany’s.
T H E MIDNIGHT DOUGHNUT
Oh, Lucky Camel ! |
L a ir H. G regory. . . . . . . . . . .E d ito r
F re sh m a n :
“ They say a cam el
O liver B. H u sto n . . .A ssociate E d ito r can go eig h t days- w ith o u t w a te r.”
C arey V. L oosley. . B usiness M anager
T h irsty R a n k in :' “ Yes, and so
E d g a r H. M ix . . A d v ertisin g M anager could I if it w eren ’t for th is con­
194 E a st E le v e n th S tre e t
founded local _option.”
W e In v ite ALL to Inspect O ur New,.
SPRING
Suits, Dress Goods, Silks, Wo­
men’s and Men’s Fur­
nishings
ROY WOOD
S. H. FRIENDLY,
59.2 and 594 W illa m e tte Street..
on his w ay to buy
In French.
The Nfew R ules.
L ittle bits of re p a rte e ,'
CLASSY FOOTWEAR
J u s t a t p resen t, T h e D o ughnut has L ittle g rain s of joke,
little com m ent to m ak e on th e p ro ­ M akes th e firs t year F ren ch class
— AT —
posed new ru les. F ro m a faculty No place for sim ple folk.'
point' of view, no doubt they fill th e
BU R D EN & GRAHAM’S
bill very w ell, th o u g h
w here' any
Sure, W e Do !
stu d e n t w ill b en efit from th em (as
D ear M ister D oughnut : .
th ey read , a t le a st)
is not a t all
W hen you come o u t a t m idnight
so clear.
D RIN K
The stu d e n t in te rp re ta tio n of th e Do you have a chaperone?
W
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a
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T
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D
oughnut
ru le s (a s they re a d ) w as very clear­
RIDGEWAY’S TEAS
ly given in an e d ito ria l in M onday s M ust th e y e a t it all alone?
W eekly. M em bers o f th e stu d e n t af­ And if th ey e a t th e center,
' . " "
fa irs com m ittee, w hich fram ed th e W ill .the ending fa ta l be
A t M idnight F e a sts M ake th e B est
ru le s a fte r m uch d elib eratio n , have A nd m u st th ey ask perm ission
B e v e ra g e .. O ur Coffee has a
If
th
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’d
give
a
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a
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said th a t th is w as in no way th e in ­
NO MORE TROUBLE
te rp re ta tio n th a t w as in te n d e d by the A nd do th e P a ris fashions .
REPU TA TIO N .
fram ers. V ery w ell, T he D oug h n u t Give "the styles in a p ro n strin g s?
W ith .the D ressm aker, if you buy o u r '
is q u ite w illing to ta k e th e w ord of O r w ill th e bees keep buzzing
READY MADE W om en’s S uits,
th e gentlem en in th e m a tte r, and ad­ If th e y d on’t get any stings?
m it th a t th e ru le s (as th e y w ere in­ — F rom B allad^ of Jo h n n y G inger
Gowns, S ilk Gowns, Linjfetrie and
S
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E
snap.
ten d ed to r e a d ), have, been m iscon­
ev ery th in g to w ear.
stru ed . O ne looking' a t th e m , how ­
W om en’s Furnishings Onr Specialty.
Comb The Tams.
ever, for th e first tim e (as th ey re a d )
GREEN,
THE
GROCER
E d ito r T he. D oughnut— S ir: Be­
could h a rd ly fail to m ake th e sam e
in te rp re ta tio n , or m isin te rp re ta tio n fo re you leave th e su b ject of h ats, I
THE STORE W ITH THE GLASS
w ish you’d ask th e g irls to comb o u t
of th em , as th e stu d e n ts have.
P re sid e n t C am pbell h a s req u ested th e ir 'ta r n o’sh a n te rs once in a w hile.
BERRY THE BOOTBLACK
FRONT.
th e stu d e n ts n o t to take, any hasty, I ’ve seen .a lot o f-th e m la te ly th a t
Has
Opened
a
New
Shop.
ju d g m e n t'in th e m a tte r in th e hope look all m a tte d and ta n g le d up as if
th a t th e w hole a ffa ir can quickly be th e y ’d never seen such a th in g as a In Sid Sm ith’s Cigar Store', Opposite W illam ette, B etw een 9 th and 10th.
' The Theatre.
a d ju ste d in a m a n n e r sa tisfa c to ry to comb.
everybody. So far as T he D oughnut
W hen th e g irls bomb th e ir h air,
is concerned, it h e a r tily . accedes to th ey could,, ju s t as. .easily- slip th e
SHINE ’EM UP!
th is re q u e st; therefore.- it . w ill not comb, th ro u g h the tarn a few tim es.
THE PAINLESS BARBERS
ju d g e th e ru le s a t all' (as th e y re a d ) I am s û re th e poor th in g s w ould ap­
and w ill reserv e any ju d g m e n t of th e p reciate it; P lease g iv e th is com­
T o u g h est B e a rd s Shaved S killfu lly a t
Carve Yo<ur Name On
ru le s (a s th e y were', in ten d ed to m u nication space and oblige,
SCHW ERING AND L IN D L E ^,
A GIRL.
re a d ) in th e belief and hope th a t
T H E IN IT IA L TA BLE. ,
th e y w ill he c h an g ed as th e com­
N in th h e a r W illa m e tte S tre e t.
A nybody w ho ..likes to be sm iled a t
m itte e h as sa id th e y w ere in ten d ed
— AT —
-to read. A nd th e n w e sh a ll; a ll b e m ay b e accom odated by. h an d in g
th e M anager fo u r bits.
a b le -to ju d g e th e m b e tte r.
THE PALACE OF SWEETS PACIFIC ELECTRIC
In th is sam e connection, it- m ay
be said th a t a n u m b er of ¡the stu-
C
a
n d ies
ic e crea m
POURED WATER ON
ENGINEERING COMPANY
d ents believe th a t tb e facu lty would
(C o n tin u ed F ro m P ag e One;)
p e rh a p s not, h e av erse to th e idea
Everything Electrical
of h a v in g p e rm a n e n t stu d e n t re p re ­ leisu rely s a t dow n to begin rep airs.
se n ta tio n oh th e stu d e n t affairs' com­ H alf a n h o u r la te r a trem en d o u s up­
NEWEST
PATTERNS
516 W illa m e tte S tre e t
m itte e ; say n o t less th a n fo u r stu ­ ro a r from th e .basem ent b ro u g h t Tom
F ro m th e E a s t fo r S p rin g ¡Suits
d e n ts ,'and p e rh a p s six, ta k e n a t larg e T ow nsend ¡to th e spot on a d e a d ru n
from- th e . U niversity, | who could to fin d N agasaki and th e plum ber
GRIFFIN HARDWARE CO.,
p re se n t m a tte rs fro m a stu d e n t View­ b ra n d ish in g stovew ood sticks and
G. F. MCLEOD
ab
o
u
t
to
close
in
dead
ly
com
bat.
point.' T he gain in .prom oting frie n d ­
In r a th e r s u ltr y lan g u ag e, t h e 1 C orner of S ix th and W illa m e tte S ts
ly re la tio n s b etw een stu d e n ts and
W e don’t give special prices, to
facility by such an a rra n g e m e n t, p lu m b er to ld th e stu d e n t body presi­
students,
but charge them extra if
w hich is, in vogue in a n u m b e r-o f d e n t th a t, he had (been sittin g ' quietly
they w ill stand for it. A sk B ull
o th e r U niversities, one o f th e m th e u n d e r th e ¡pipe looking th ro u g h a
EUGENE
STEAM
LAUNDRY
Hurd.
U niversity of ’C alifornia, Would m ak e section o f it be bad ju s t unscrew ed,
it w o rth something* a t . least. And w hen N a g a sa k i playfully p oured a C orner of W est. E ig h th .and 'Charnel-
b
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et
of
h
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th
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dis­
to
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u n d o u b ted ly it w ould .clear, up, a
~ Y O U GOLLBGE ME$!
w hole lo t of th e m isu n d e rsta n d in g so connected d ra in dow n his. neck.
TRY A LITTLE GAME OF
“ H e lazy-—I stir ’im up—-make
lik ely to creep in betw een stu d en ts
explained N agasaki
TELEPHONE MAIN 521
BILLIARDS AND FOOL
an d th e ir professo rs, th e good in te n ­ ’im ju m p ,”
crisply.
tio n o f ’w hom nobody d o u b ts.
JAY McCORMICK’S
W ith in fin ite ten d ern ess Tow nsend
T h e a tre B lock
Now th e d e b a te rs an d o ra to rs h a v e calm ed fhe plu m b er and induced him COCKERLINE & WETHERBEE
b een a d m itte d ¡t,o th e O rd er of th e to r e tu rn to h is ta sk . .C ongratulating
“ O” , it’s up to som ebody to accuse him self oh h is ta c t, h e 'w e n t back to
BREAD AND CAKES
them, of try in g to form an aristo cracy bis room . T en m in u te s la te r th e re
b etter than
Dry
Goods
and
Furnishings,
of th e ir own. Im a g in e ' “ K in g ’’ Jesse suddenly rose th ro u g h the.' floor such'
M OTHER U S E D TO MAKE
th e Oncest, 'P rince 'Ben
W illiam s, a chorus of yells and; stew ed syllables
of frenzied J a p a n e s e ,-th a t Tow nsend
N icholas, th e K in g ’s g estu re, etc.
E ig h th a n d W illa m e tte S tre e ts
DUNN’S BAKERY
h a stily | org an ized P in k h a m , George
4
E
.
9
th
St.
P ho n e M ain 72
T h e W ash in g to n le g isla tu re h as H ug, S tein , Jo h n s, O gden, C hessm an,
p u t in th e b ill a p p ro p ria tin g m oney ■and M cK inley -into a com m ittee for
EUGENE DYE WORKS
W ITH THE DOUGHNUT
plumlber,
and
fo r ¡the sta te -u n iv e rsity , a jo k e r m a k ­ th e rescu e of th e
in g m ilita ry d rill com pulsory. Tney p lunged a g a in to th e basem ent.
W E P R E S S CLOTHES
DRINK BACON’S TEAS
T hey found th e plu m b er sw earing
m u st ¡be w a n tin g to Cut dow n th e ait-
CQFFEES,
EX TRA CTS, P U R E
lu stily and m a k in g e ffo rts to kick
ten d an ce. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
OLIVE OIL
N agasaki, w ho w as th re a te n in g , him
125 E . 9th.
BACON BROS. IMPORTING CO.
■Now, th a t i t ’s all over, w h a t cap­ w ith a can opener. A fter re stra in in g W h ite Gloves C leaned
55 E. 9 th St.
P ho n e M ain 737
ab le young m an w ith anyz prospects N agasaki, th e com m ittee listened
bouid hav e b een fou n d w illing to tie sy m p athetically w hile th e plum ber
h im self up fo r two y ears as g ra d u a te te a rfu lly re la te d how h e had; been
EUGENE’S PRIDE
m a n a g e r, a t $800, o r even $1,000 a re stin g a few m in u te s u n d e r th e open
y ear?
■drain w hen a second deluge of b oil­
— .is
ing w a te r , from th e k itc h e n over­
F ro m th e n u m b er of g irls w earin g w helm ed him . I n sp ite of all th e com­
“ O’s ” a b o u t th e cam p u s, one w ould m itte e could do, th e p lu m b er in siste d
th in k O regon’s fo o tb all team la s t fall th a t he h a d b een in su lted , grabbed
w as a fem in in e organization':
his to o ls a n d le ft. I t to o k P in k h a m
A E u g e n e p o p co rn -m an is said to ju s t te n m in u te s to g e t th e pipe in
O UR s p e c ia l t y
in g order.
h av e sold o u t b is b u sin ess recen tly w o “ rk
I m ak e ’im ju m p — hey?
dryly
OFFICE STATIONERY, PROGRAM®
fo r $3,000. A nd y et th e y say tim es declared N agasaki to a D o u g h n u t re ­
a re s till a little dull..
MENUS CARDS, WEDDING IN­
p o rte r, sh o rtly a fte r th e d e p a rtu re
of th e plum ber. “L azy— I fix ’im !”
VITATIONS, TAGS, FANCY
N o. G entle R ead er, th a t b - n - r
N ag asak i and Roy H otstovo M aka-
BOOKLETS.
M onday m o rn in g w as NOT a special h ash i th e T aw ah clu b Ja p , celeb rated
ed itio n of T he D oughnut.
th e victory la te r w ith a q u ie t gam e
634 W illamette St. Phone Red 5671
It’s the Best Place to Eat.
D illon’s fo F D ru g s an d D oughnuts. of pool.
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