The Willamina times., August 13, 1936, Page 9, Image 9

TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON
Thursday, August 13, 1936
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ab ou t:
Add a tablespoon o f cre a m to
ro a st beef o r la m b g ra v y . It
P resid en tia l Straw V otes.
m ukes i t u d elicious brow n.
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H IE M IA N G R O V E , C A L IF .
Some fo lks use a s m a ll, round
— E very baby, as I ’ve alw ays
goldfish bowl w ith a s m a ll open­ heard, is born w ith a soft spot in
ing a t the tip as a spatter-proof
place to w h ip cre a m , beat eggs, its head, and once in a while
th e re ’s one w ho never g ets over it,
etc.
• • •
h u t g ro w s up and, in presidential
Place a glass pie p lu te o ver the y ears, goes around tak in g straw
top o f the k e ttle when m a kin g n votes on railroad tra in s in o rd er
stew .
The stew m ay then be
w atched w h ile cooking w itho ut definitely to find o u t w hich ticket
liftin g the cover o r a llo w in g steam will be elected.
He Is a kind re d s p irit to the other
to escape.
O
N « w » p t p « n .— W N U Mwrvlc«.
fe llo w , who, to settle the whole is­
sue rig h t now and
uvoid crow ding a t
O d d Occupation
the polls in N ovem ­
In New Y o rk c ity , C larence E.
ber, offers to bet
W illa rd , 61, has fo r an occupa­
you a cool thousand
tio n. the “ s tre tc h in g ” o f m en who
th a t his m an beats
need added h eigh t to help them
yo ur m an, and then,
pass c iv il se rvice and police ex­
before leaving, trie s
a m in a tio n s to o bta in e m p lo y­
to borrow five dol­
m en t. W illa rd ’s a b ility to strct'ch
la rs from somebody
his own h eigh t seven inches hus
so he can get his
g iven h im the nam e o f “ In dia
lau n d ry out o f hock.
ru b b e r m a n .” He is 5 feet, 10 1-2
H aving m et both
iin hes high. n o rm a lly , but can
types w ith in the ten Irvin S. Cobb
s tre tch th is to 6 feet, 5 1-2 inches days before com ing
a t w ill and can m a in ta in thia here and being fe a rfu l th a t both
h eigh t fo r hours even w h ile w a lk ­ species is going to m u ltip ly ra p id ­
ing, sw im m in g , etc.
ly d u rin g the ensuing three months.
He declares his a b ility
to I ’m th inking seriously o f ta king the
s tre tch hus been one o f the p rim e v e il u n til a fte r the cam paign ends.
fa cto rs in m a in ta in in g his good P o litic s c e rta in ly does breed its
heu lth. "A n im a ls s tre tch fo r the ticks.
sam e reason,” he says. A re we
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in fo r a new health fad?
The L ittle Red School H ouse.
V E S , in m y e a rly days we also
* had the little red schoolhouse.
M aybe the reason we liked it then
was th a t it got its red tone fro m
Find ready relief from itching of eo-
the paint on the outside and not
rema, rashes and similar ills, in the
fro m the teaching s ta ff on the in­
gentle medication of
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side.
Likew ise, in those unprogressive
tim es, we thought the youth of the
land should be ta ug ht to cherish
the A m e rican flag fo r som ething
besides p riv a te hissing purposes.
Hopelessly old fashioned, eh, what?
LESSON T E X T —G « l*U a n i 6 :1 1 0
G O L D E N T E X T —Be not deceived; God
la not mocked; lo r whatsoever a m an
aoweth. that shall he also reap.—G a la -
tian« 6:7
P R IM A R Y T O P IC —How to Behave.
J U N IO R T O P IC — When We Choose
IN T E R M E D IA T E A N D S E N IO R T O P IC
Sowlntt and Heaping (Effect« of Alcohol».
Y O U N G P E O P L E A N D A D U L T T O P IC
Sowing and Reaping (E ffects of Alcohol).
A t L a s t!
At a prion
w ith in the
re a c h o f a ll !
G iv e * yoa a « b a r * t h a t leave« y o a r
fare» sm ooth an d re fre s h e d - -th e rai«»r
t h a t r a n n o t I r r i t a t e y o u r a k in — the
r a s e r t h a t whlafca th e h e a rd o f f lik e
m a«k*.
W e ahaJI n o t a tte m p t to t e ll yon bow
to ab o ve, h o w t o t w la t y o u r f a r e o r
hold y o u r r a io r .
T H E N E W T A R K E IX C T R IC R A ZO R
w ill n o t rh a n < e y o a r lo n g -fo rm e d h a h lta .
h u t I t w ill g K e a a m o o th rr «h a v e , g r e a t­
er a a tls fa rU u n a n d b e tte r re a a lta .
T h e r a r o r la gold p la te d . C om e« com
p le te w ith cord a n d tl h la d e a ; re a d y to
use. O V J A R A N T E C n F O R O N E T E A R
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p erfectio n s. O p e ra te s on l l O v o lt a lte r ­
n a tin g c u rre n t.
O n ly S 3 . 0 0 . p o stp a id .
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The D ictator B u sin ess.
IT LOOKS as though, when the
* b a ttle dust lifts fro m th a t dis­
tra cte d co un try, Spain w ill have a
d ic ta to r, d ic ta to rs being fashiona­
ble.
I t seems to be c o m p a ra tiv e ly
easy to m ake a success o f it, too.
Ju st fo llo w a fo rm u la :
M ake it a blasphemous viola tion
o f the firs t com m andm ent fo r any­
one to assign you second place.
Be sure a ll sentences personally
uttered begin w ith the c a p ita l let­
te r “ I ” and end w ith the pronoun
• • me.
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Convince y o u rs e lf th a t. In order
ever to behold any hum an being
who is y o u r equal in m o ra l and
m en tal sta tu re , you m ust c a rry
about w ith you a m irro r.
N ever p e rm it yo urself to be pho­
tographed in yo u r n ig h ts h irt, but
alw ays in fu ll u n ifo rm .
On a risin g , lock the ja w s and
clench the fists and leave ’em th a t
w ay a ll day.
And—th is is ve ry im p o rta n t—
have a dependable police force and
somebody to p ick on?
P o litic a l C laim -A lls.
C H R IN K IN G
JEE M S
FARLEY
announces the D em ocrats w ill
c a rry every divf&ion o f the Union,
although p riv a te ly he is said to be
a little b it d ou btful o f tw o ve ry
backw ard counties in V erm ont.
W hile generously conceding the
c e n tra l p a rt of M ississippi and the
western end o f K entucky to the
enem y, d iffid e n t John H a m ilto n is
sure the R epublicans w ill sweep
e verythin g else.
Congressman Lem ke, m os. mod­
est o f the c la im e rs , is c e rta in he’ll
w in in 40 states. R ea lly, he doesn’t
need th a t m any, but 40's a nice
even num ber. I f the shy D r. Town­
send also should run, he counts on
20,000,000 votes in th is c o u n try, be­
sides clean-cut m a jo ritie s in Swe­
den, New South Wales and the Is­
land of Yap.
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O xen V ersus Onions.
V I / T T H no a im to set up as a
’ ’ specialist in hum an behavior,
j I th in k I ’ve stum bled on a signifi-
| cant, tim e ly discovery. I found in
a scientific w o rk th is sta te m e nt:
“ Each liv in g g ro w th has to begin
in a single m icroscopic c e ll. More-
j over, every fu tu re thing o f either
a n im a l or vegetable kingdom con­
tains in th a t firs t c e ll a fixed num ­
ber of even m ore in fin ite s im a l bod­
ies called chromosom es. In the ox,
the guinea pig, the m an and the
onion, the n um ber is the same in ­
v a ria b ly .”
I contend th is n a tu ra l kinsh ip in
classification m ay explain w hy, in
cam paign years, some o f us are
bellow ing oxen, some are docile
guinea pigs and m ost of the rest of
us are ju s t p la in onions.
IRVIN S. COBB.
Cl— W N U S e rv ic e -
nastics, no cosm etics w hich
T
can c o n trib u te a tith e so m uch
to the d ig n ity , the stren gth, the
ennobling o f a m a n ’s looks as
a g re a t purpose, a hig h d ete r­
m in a tio n , a noble p rin c ip ie , o r
an unquenchable enthusiasm .
The soul th a t is fu ll o f pure
and generous affections fash­
ions the features into its own
angelic likeness, as the rose
by inh ere nt im pulse grow s in
grace, and blossoms in to love­
liness.
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Satan is "th e grxl of th is w o rld .”
And as such he has w rought con­
fusion in every rea lm and p a rticu ­
la r ly in the field of m o ra l d istin c­
tions and resp on sibility. Instead of
clea r-cu t lines of rig h t and w rong,
w hite and black, he has managed
to befuddle the m inds of m any so
th a t they see o nly a tw ilig h t gra y
o f m o ra l indifference. He has lulled
m any a m an and w om an into a
false se cu rity th a t somehow sin
m ay be yielded to w ith im p u n ity .
To some he says there is no God,
and no punishm ent fo r sin. To those
who w ill not yield to such a bold
atta ck he m ore subtly suggests th a t
God is love and th a t there w ill be
no judgm ent. Some there are who
th in k th a t fo rm a l association w ith
religious organizations w ill some­
how atone fo r a ll th e ir carelessness
of life. How great is the need to
emphasize the tru th of th is lesson
th a t "G od is not mocked, fo r w hat­
soever a m an soweth th a t shall he
also reap” (v. 7). These are e ternal
and im m u tab le principles.
The epistle to the G alatians ex­
pounds C hristian lib e rty as based
on ju s tific a tio n by fa ith . T his life
o f lib e rty is a life in the S p irit, and
th is means w alking in the S p irit.
I. The C hristian’s Attitude Toward
Others (vv. 1, 2).
The s p iritu a l concerns o f life are
fa r m ore im p o rta n t than the m ate­
ria l, therefore the w rite r points out
th a t the believer is
1. Considerate in s p iritu a l m atters
( v . l) .
Sin is in the w orld. Men, even
C hristian m en, fa ll. Who is to help
them? and how? Fellow sinners and
s p iritu a l w eaklings cannot help.
Sanctim onious and "h o lie r than
thou” fo lk w ill o nly c ritic iz e and
hinder. The s p iritu a lly strong m ust
help the weak, doing it gently, not
jud gin g severely.
B ut not a ll the problem s of the
w o rld are s p iritu a l and the C hris­
tians w ill be
2. H elp ful in bearing the burdens
o f life (v. 2).
The C h rist s p irit leads a m an to
bear his neighbor’s burden.
II. The C hristian's A ttitude To­
ward H is Own L ife (vv. 3-6).
The true believer is ch aracte r-
ized by
1. H u m ility (v. 3). The m an who
is wrapped up in h im s e lf is alw ays
a ve ry sm a ll bundle.
2. Self-judgm ent (v. 4). Com pare
I Cor. 3:10-15. God w ill one day
judge our lives. We do w e ll to judge
them now in the lig h t o f e te rn ity.
3. Self-reliance (v. 5). The one
who is quick to bear another’s bur-
dens is slow to ask others to bear
his.
4. A s a c rific ia l s p irit (v. 6). The
tru e disciple w ill honor his teacher
and w ill share w ith h im not o nly
his m a te ria l things, but also the
good things she finds in God's Word.
III. An E ternal Law of Life and
Conduct (vv.7-9).
1. The law stated (v. 7). “ Be not
deceived: God is not m ocked: fo r
w hatsoever a m an soweth th a t shall
he also reap.” We never question
th is la w in the rea lm of nature. We
expect no w heat when we sow w ild
oats. But, fools th a t we are, we
th in k God is less exacting, less true
to his p erfect holiness and rig h t-
eousness in the rea lm of the m o ra l
and s p iritu a l. L e t us awake before
i t is too late!
2. The law illu s tra te d (v. 8). The
flesh stands fo r self, s e lf-w ill, or
selfishness. The m an who lives fo r
h im s e lf and his own pleasures reaps
"c o rru p tio n ” even in the present
w orld.
3. Its obedience rew arded (v. 9).
God is gracious. W ell doing is not
only its own rew ard, but in fu tu re
prospect there is a re w ard a t his
hand fo r those who are not “ w ea ry
in w ell doing.”
IV. A S um m ary and Conclusion
(v. 10). This gathers up the tru th
o f the entire context, rem ind in g us
th a t “ as we have o pp o rtu n ity’ 1 (and
som etim es it re a lly knocks only
once) we are to “ w o rk th a t w hich
is good” (and it m ay take e ffo rt and
sacrifice) “ to w ard a ll m en” (even
if we don’t lik e th e ir n a tio n a lity , or
color, o r creed, or lack o f creed),
“ and especially” (and now we come
into the in tim a te fa m ily c irc le ) “ to­
w a rd them th a t are o f the household
of fa ith .”
The Meaning of
‘Hot’ or ‘Bootleg’ Oil
D ig n ity
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D e a n o f t h * M on 4 y H I b i« I n s t it u t e
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© W e « tu rn N o w » p a p « r U n io n
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ELECTRIC
RAZO!
P age 7
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Patience and tim e
a ll th in g s.—C orneille.
conquer
M ost o f the o il states, in an
e ffo rt to conserve the su pp ly o r
lim it p roduction, have passed
law s m a k in g i t ille g a l to p um p
m ore than a given am ount fro m
the ground. To get around thes«
law s, some ope ra to rs have re ­
sorted to p u m pin g the o il out of
the fields th ro u g h secret p ip e ­
lines and h a u lin g i t a w a y in
tru c k s . Such o il is ca lle d “ h o t,”
o r “ bootleg.”
B u t N a tu re produces a h ot o il.
In the g re a t p etro le u m fields n ea r
T a m p ico , M exico, the o il is hot
as i t comes fro m the ground,
a t tim e s reaching a te m p e ra tu re
of 180 degrees.—W ashington Post.
Tops in Forgetfulness
A husbands
fo rg etfuln ess
By
caused a m an to in a d v e rte n tly
LOWELL
send an engraved in v ita tio n to h is
HENDERSON w ife to attend h is m a rria g e to an­
o the r w om an, although th e re had
® B H I Syndicat«.— W N U Svrvlc«.
been no d ivo rce .
He appeared
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be A re M a g is tra te Thom as A u re-
lio in N ew Y o rk accused o f biga­
m y , and was rem anded fo r th s
T h e F o u r-W o rd T est
In th is test th ere are fo u r w ords g ra nd ju ry .
He was asked i f he had sent
given in each problem . T hre e of
the fo u r in each case b ea r a defi­ the engraved in v ita tio n to his
n ite re la tio n s h ip to one a no the r; w ife . “ She m u s t have been on
Cross o ut the one w ord th a t does the m a ilin g lis t,” e xplained M r.
R ya n .—M o n tre a l H e ra ld .
not belong in each p ro b le m .
The Mind
Meter •
1. H oly, sacred, profane, d ivin e.
2. T a ll, squat, lo fty , high.
3. Lob, double-play, n et b a ll,
ace.
4. N ew H am psh ire , V e rm o n t,
Boston, C onnecticut.
5. V a in , hum ble, m odest, sub­
m issive.
0. Shot p u t, ja v e lin th ro w , 100-
y a rd dash, discus th ro w .
7. H ot, sto lid , fie ry, ardent.
8. H a rv a rd , P rince to n, Vassar,
Y ale.
9.
Tallahassee,
Sacram ento,
Chicago, Baton Rouge.
10. R unning, s w im m in g , w a lk in g ,
tro ttin g .
Answ ers
P rofane.
6. 100-yard dash.
Squat.
7. Stolid.
D ouble-play. 8. Vassar.
Boston.
9. Chicago.
V ain.
10. S w im m ing .
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