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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1933)
TIMES, WILLAMINA. OREGON IÏOWC About: Governor JFins as a Lumberjack B oners T he B aby’® R ule By DOUGLAS MALLOCH Marie Antoinette Cats vs. Dogs 1 Ninon de Lenclos MAY amass no glittering pile I But if I win a baby's smile There must be something good about me. However other mortals doubt me. A few may say that 1 have failed Becu use my enemy prevailed, But it a baby learns to love me No other could speak better of me. ©. 1 1 U . B e ll S y n d ic a t* .— W N U S ervie«. By ED HOW E I HAVE long taken great Interest In * the French Revolution, widely her alded as an uprising of the people against despotic kings. Finally I hare Beneath the roughness of a coat read so much about It I doubt this A baby's eyes the good will note, uprising was against Louis XVI ar.d For silks and satins, rags and tatters. believe it was actually against his To babies are very little matters. queen, Marie Antoinette. They quite as quickly love the old The French Revolution was founded And crippled as the young and bold, on gossip rather than on the political And think the same of kings and vas wrongs of the people. You may be sals; lieve you have heard vivid gossip In Yes. coo the same In cots or castles. your time, but you do not know how ter rible gossip may become unless you We have a thousand other rules have read the story of Louis XVI’a Dividing men and creeds and schools. queen. One story was so brutal. Im By wealth, by birth, by classes, races probable, that when told In court dur The color of our flags or faces. • ing the reign of terror, it shocked the I? EG ION A L Forester IL U. Rutledge (center) awarding the decision to Gov. The baby has a simpler way most brutish audience ever gathered, * G. Ben Ross of Idaho over LleuL Col. Charles L. Sampson, commanding the Dividing mortals day by day. and the prosecutor realized he had Boise district citizens' conservation corps, for woodsman's technique in the con Avoids our universal blindness made a mistake In Introducing It; the test which inaugurated a nationwide G G C. lumberjack tournament It Is And Judges people by their kindness. mistake almost saved the queen's life. planned to hold the national finals at A Century of Progress exposition In Chicago. © t i l l D ouel e» M t llo r h — W N U Service. Marie Antoinette was a German, and French hatred of Germans was as great then as It Is now. Of all the With Muff Cuff* foolish women In history, Marie An toinette ranks near the top. Her his tory reminds one of a country girl By THORNTON W. BURGESS determined to go to the devil in spite of the warnings and prayers of a wise PETER RABBIT GROWS changed his mind. “I guess I'm Just and good mother. In this case the as well satisfied as not.” said he. “I’U IMPATIENT mother was old Marla Theresa, em take your word for It that there are press of Austria. Women should read Maria Theresa’s letters to her heedless C'V’ERY evening that the way seemed interesting things down there under water. I know this, and if I could daughter; stronger preaching for mor clear and safe Peter Rabbit scam ality and common sense cannot be pered across from the dear Old Brier dive 1 never In the world would open found. The old empress was a sound Patch to the Smiling Pool to see how my eyes in any such muddy water as German, and over and over predicted Jerry Muskrat was getting on with that.” Grandfather Frog laughed. You know her daughter’s downfall because of the building of his new bouse. Peter's follies even our modern flappers have curiosity was Impatient. Curiosity Is he doesn't mind muddy water at ail. In fact, when he goes to the bottom of not equaled. Fortunately old Marla apt to be impatient He wanted to was dead when her foolish daughter see the walls of that new house rise the Shining '*ool he goes right down ascended the steps of the guillotine in out of the water, but night after night lr.to the mud Itself It seemed funny Paris and left it with her head carried he was disappointed. There wasn I a to him that anyone should mind In one basket and her body In another. thing above water to show that Jerry muddy water. He rather liked It him I am coming to doubt the people will Muskrat was building a house there self, because in It he could disappear ever rebel against their political There was Just the muddy water and so easily. Peter looked over to where tvrongs, or have ever engaged in such occasionally the head of Jerry as he the mud was being stirred up bj Jerry rebellion In the past. Besides every came up for a breath of fresh air Muskrat at work down below. “Just same." said Peter, “I think Jerry honest citizen walks a politician to con to show that something was going on the Is a long time building his house." trol him; the politicians at the cap there. © IS M . by T . W . B u r g e « .— W N U Service. itals are few In number compared After a few nights of this sort of with the students of politics In small thiug Peter began to be doubtful. He towns and cities posL;g as honest cit began to doubt if Jerry was really THE PEPPY PIMENTOS izens. building a house at a ll He said as much to Grandfather Frog. “It T 'H E personality in food Is supplied Some one wrote (and somehow It at seems to me.” said he “that there * in various ways, first its appear tracted my attention) that a dog Is a ought to be some signs of that house ance, next Its taste, then, of course, If there is ever going to be one. I'm “yes” animal and a cat a “no” ani its food value, which appeals to the mal. Nearly everything suits a dog; beginning to think that it was all a calories counter. When food Is dull, Fall coats are now being shown, and bluff on Jerry Muskrat's part | almost nothing suits a ca t I have all of them aim at slenderness. In the lacking in color, tastiness, is Insipid, been fond of many dogs, but have don't believe he is building a bouse look to the little Spanish pepper to model shown the fitted line, the short at all. He has been working long never known an agreeable or intelli give zest to your dishes. er length of the luxurious beaver gent ca t . . . I do not like “no” ani enough to have built two houses. It The flavor of the pimento is not Its shawl collar and the muff cuffs all seems to me. yet there Isn't a thing mals; they are always cold, indiffer only attraction: the color adds bril contribute to tills end. • ent, clammy; I like the enthusiasm of to show for it.” liance to an otherwise dull dish. The Grandfather Frog rolled his great a "yes” animal. If the owner of a little pepper comes packed In several dog Is 111, the dog is distressed and g<»ggly eyes up at Peter sitting on the sizes so that If one serves two, a small stalk or celery also chopped In two ta bank and stretched his big mouth In wants to dc something, but a cat, with bottle Is provided, and when it is to blespoonfuls of fat until tender. Its “no” disposition, is Indifferent. the broadest of grins. “Perhaps." said be the chief ingredient there Is the Add one-half pound of round steak Books tell of the death of a notable he. softly, "you think you could build seven-ounce can. For stuffing, one (ground), salt, pepper, and a dash of woman In a specially horrible way. that house better and faster than may use any desired mixture. The cayenne to season, and cook five min The house cat was asleep at the Jerry can.” utes; remove from the beat, add three- Peter looked a wee bit foolish. Just peppers should be drained, placed in fourth of a cupful of cooked rice, foot of the bed through all the ter muffin pans, and they are ready to one slightly beaten egg; mix well and rible scene. . . . It has been my a wee bit foolish. He never had built be filled. fill the peppers. Bake until brown. misfortune to know many “no” men a house in his life, and he knew that Grandfather Frog knew IL "Just the and women. Savory Sandwiches same. I think he is terribly slow about • • • Pimento Canapes. Takp a small can of pimentos, IL” he protested. “If it takes him Spilt pimentos after draining, using I am un old man, but there is so as long as all this Just to get the three and one-half ounce size, chop much to read I shall never get around foundations laid it will take him the after draining, add one-fourth cupful a seven-ounce can. Sprinkle the in to half of i t I never heard of Ninon rest of the year to finish the Job. and of peanut butter, one-fourth cupful of ner surface with salt and cayenne. de Lenclos, a famous French woman, cold weather will come before then." sweet pickle, and one-fourth cupful of Place a rectangular slice of cheese lengthwise of the pepper and roll up. until lately. Ninon early believed that Grandfather Frog chuckled. “A lot mayonnaise. Chop the pickle and mix Skewer with toothpicks securely. Roil there can be only one sexual law for you know about it. Peter," said he. “A all together, adding salt to taste. men and women, and her father said lot you know about it. I suppose you Spread on lightly buttered bread and in flour, cook in a small amount of fat three minutes or until the cheese to her: “Since you believe that wom think that the biggest part of all cut into any desired form. melts and the flour browns. Serve on en have a right to the same liberties the work on that house Is what will oval slices of toast well buttered and as men, recognize equally with men all have to be done above water. Pimentos Stuffed. Let hot the obligations of loyalty, sincerity, me tell you something. Peter. The Cook one small onion (chopped), one © by W e s te rs N e w s p a p e r U n lo a. and honor.” She had many men part of that house which you will see friends, but was fair with all of when It is finished is the easiest part them. When young and most charm Jerry has to do You ought to learn ing, if an admirer was disposed to to dive. Peter, and then you would see spend too much on her, she gently re and learn a lot you don't know now strained him. If he too much neglect and never will know.” ed his wife because of her, she Peter looked wistfully and long warned him against that fault also. ingly down into the Smiling Pool. “1 She dteliked drunkards, gamblers. wish I could," said he. “1 certainly Idlers, rude people generally, and her wish I could ” When he noted how biographer goes so far as to say she muddy the water was he suddenly helped rather than harmed her men frienus. When fifty years old she retired to a country place, and the most promi nent people of France of three hun dred years ago were her devoted friends. Tottering old men, former intimate friends, respected her in age and sincerely liked her. One old man said to her: “Ninon, a woman who has the qualities of an honest man is the most unusual character In the world.” Ninon de Lenclos was neither poet ess, actress, reformer, nor mystic, but she had the natural charm of woman. She combined this with simple fair ness, and behold, a book has been W ife. made about her! She exists In litera ture with women who bankrupted K/J ORE than 450 officers and employ es of the Bank of America In Los kings 1 • • • Angeles are taking Instruction in marksmanship at the police depart ment range as a means of protection In case of holdups. Police officers are As a rule I have found it easier to “Pep, what is croquet?” holding classes each day fo- both men and women bank employees and some obey my women folks than to fight “Game that lets the family quarrel of them have shown real ability as marksmen. them, and be a free man only in pri in the open air.” © 1933. B e ll S y n d ic a te . — W N U S ervice. vate. BEDTIME STORY FOR CHILDREN Parallelepipeds parallel feet animals with BONERS are actual humorous tid-bita found in examination pa pers, assays, ate, by teachers. There Is a great deal of nothing In the center of Australia. • • • An octogenarian is an animal which has eight young at birth. • e e Exports are things found on the land and Imports are things found In the water. e e e In the reign of Edward the use of cannon and chivalry were Introduced. e • e Gerrymander waa a prehistoric ani mat e e e Three marshals In the World war were Murshal Foch, Marshal Haig and Marshal Field. • e e The distinguishing character of the mamn.als Is that they hare memory glanda. © lltl B ell Syndicate. — W N U Service G raphic G olf FRANC I f OUSM-TS CLUBS HAD SPC m G 3UST B ecow // I CRC* FLEXIBLE SHAFTS .A PLIABLE shaft has everything * • to do with a golf club. Generally 8|>eaklne most golf shafts are too stiff for the uverage golfer to handle well. Francis Oulniel. ever on the lookout for new I dens, tins a set of wooden clubs es|>ecinliy prepared along bis own lines In this particular. They vary from the orthodox dubs In that the whip of the shaft. Insiead of being near the cliihhead. Is place«! lusi under the grip. The result from play with these implements has so far tieen eminently satisfactory A premium is placed on a slow swing, the spring being up so high that It Is necessary to avoid any hurried effort to smash Into the tall. Tills adds a more accu rate hit as well as eliminating that bugbear of all duffers, lashing down too quickly. It affords more com fort In shot making thnn one finds with the stlffer shafted clubs. © 1 (31 B e ll S y n d ic a te .— W N U S ervice. Getting All Ready to Meet Rank Robbers I P A P A kn o w s - ar*
