The Willamina times., July 06, 1933, Page 4, Image 4

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FABLE OF THE
FOUR MERCE-
NARY M1JNXES
85
By GEORGE ADE
•
b a ll S yn d icate — W NU S ervlca
TIM ES, WILLAMINA, OREGON
tleman who lives in tow n and wears
a White Shirt with a Granite Bin ton
and devotes the life-long day to ('heck
era and Criticism of the Government
has a Fat Chance of battling his Way
out from under an Incumbrance.
Everyone said that Wes was smart
enough but never showed any Ambl
tion. Initiative and deadly Resolution
except when be was in a Pool Game.
Everything waa Jake and rosy with
the Couple as long as they could bor­
row on the Real Estate, but now the
Farm belongs to the Hired Hand and
Wea la Floor W alker In a Grocery
Store, while Lib Bakes Cakes for
POWTKY
ÏM.T5
SHOWS FARM FLOCK
PROVES CASH ASSET
Thursday, July 6, 1933
Cholera Epidemic
Much of Benefit
Kins Ohio Hogs
in Relaxed Mind
Early Vaccination Is Advo­ Homemaker Will Find It
cated as Only Way to
Profitable to Escape
Battle Disease.
From Tension.
/ • W W ulchet, E x ten sio n S p ecialist la
A nim al H usbandry. Ohio S ta ts Uni-
vsrM ty.— W NU Berries.
The unreckoued element In plans
Is
one which often causes a day of
Several outbreaks of hog cholera
routine duties or especially arranged
*re reported from widely separated
work to turn out differently from
places In Ohio, and the disease is rap-
Parties.
Idly spreading. The prevention of what was expected. Sometimes the
Just to show yon that there la noth­
H ow much money does the farm cholera by vaccination of the pigs be- change Is fortunate, sometimes not.
I t the homemaker could only look
ing in Dope, it may be related that flock of poultry contribute to the farm f for® tb® disease makes Its appearance
into
the day and realize what was
Min fell into the arms of Ike after Income? This question was answered, | ,D * community, la advocated. The
coming, sue could suit her tasks to
making sure that his Share o f the by at least 40 farmers in southeastern annual loss to the state from this dis-
the otherwise unexpected element.
Estate would be about 18,000. Well, Ohlo, by an analysis of flock records |
approaches 200,000 pigs, and this
There are times when such an In­
the Wlz who ran a Tooth-pick Into a kept on 40 flocks of about 250 hens I Year, reports Indicate that more than
Lumber Yard and Mr. Heinze, storting The amount la $218 net, with all ex- j <*»• usual amount of trouble may be sight into events can be attained,
whereby the mind Is attuned to
with only one Pickle, were timid penses deducted except labor.
expected.
events.
The psychology is simple.
Pikers compared to or with Ike. He
The records are for 1932 and In- I it is not necessary to wait until the
It Is worth trying out
took his little Huuk of Dough up to volved six breeds of chickens. The cost Pit.® are weaned in order to vaccinate
Before or a fter making plans for
the City and made a First payment on figures were computed by P. B. Zum- ; them. The proper time for vacclna-
a day, sit down quietly and relax as
some North Shore property and then bro, extension specialist in poultry [ tion is when the pigs are five or six
absolutely as you can. When the
Sold enough Lots to pay for the Land husbandry for the Ohio State univer- weeks old, but they may be vaccinated
mind Is released from tension It re­
and had over 8,000 lots left, which is slty.
| safely at one week of age. Hogs that
sponds to sub-conscious suggestions,
some figuring, no matter what you say.
The hen that was kept through the have previously been vaccinated are
to put It scientifically, or to the
He and Min now spend most of their whole of a season returned 87 cents j Immune to the disease,
spirit.
If one prefers. During these
time In Travel and are scared pink ail to Its owner for his labor. Including | Hog cholera takes two forms. In
few moments of relaxation, with a
the while thal some one wlli sneak all chickens culled from the flock dur- . the acute form the hogs quickly sicken
mind freed from planning. It fre­
the Jewel Case containing $125,000 Ing the year, the average return was ’ and die. often in three days. In the
quently happens that something Im­
worth of Gems Suitable for a large 67 cents a bird.
j chronic type the hogs may linger for
portant to do will present Itself. I t
Lady who never had Silk next to the
Prices received for the eggs varied several weeks
may be something totally unexpect­
Skin until she was 30 years of age. from 11 to 28 cents a dozen and the
when cholera first appears in a
ed, or It may be something which at
They are very unhappy.
average price received by the ten [ herd only two Qr {hree
a previous time had Impressed Itself
George B. Shaw must have sized up farmers whose poultry Income was ! slck. TJlese refuse tQ
upon your thoughts. If It appears
the Human Menagerie through many greatest, was 19 cents a dozen. One ln thelr ne8t ref
{o be
of immediate Importance. It Is wise
Years before he invented that star­ flock owner received an average of 21 The sick animaIs hunch
to attend to It without delay. To
“
tling Catch Phrase, “You Never Can cents a dozen by shipping his eggs U nnd shIver ,ater b
plan the day wirhout including this
Tell.” When Stel threw herself away ra. S
m HUyer'
a” Her “in
8tagKer- The
become constipat-
thing may be upsetting to tasks.
/
on Silent Si who worked at the Grain tolned a high average price by selling e d . later diarrhpa gpts
Why this should be the case, it
Elevator, It was the Verdict for Miles some eggs for hatching purposes.
dlsease progreMfta red or
,p
The ten who earned the largest net annpflr
p p . p„ s would be hard to say, but a more
around that she had been guilty o f a
fru itfu l day results from heeding
prize Boner. Because he said little, Incuuie succeeded 1„ i.d u d n g O S , and under the flanks.
the
suggestion.
most of the Town Folk thought he hens to lay most heavily during the
The present outbreak is gaining
Another method is to follow your
was a Dumfuddle.
period of higher prices, ln October,
rapidly because fewer farmers this
intuition. There still remain per­
November and December, they said.
Ball of Fire Upsets the Dope.
year cared to spend the money neces­ sons who refuse to believe in intu­
It was not generally understood In
sary for preventive treatment Last
Weren’t Too Ambitious.
ition. but as these same persons
Musselwhlte
that anyone ever cut oui
year there was practically none of the
“follow their bunches,” they are
Cleopatra knew how to put a Crimp
merely shifting terms and making
i dIsease ,n the stafe-
In a Check Book. When Solomon be­ Idle Chatter so as to devote more time I
to Thinking. Stel had been keeping
distinctions without differences. A
gan giving Presents to the Queen of
Eggs with extremely --------
yellow -------
yolks
Cases
on
him auu
and she
’ uuc-o «
711 mill
sue figured
ugurea that
mat he
ne
— x ir
j, .
n .
hunch should be followed, so should
Sheba she never begged him to stop
was doing something with the Bean do not meet wlth favor among dealers r a r m W OOCllOtS R e tu r n
an intuition.
because she was afraid he could not
besides using it as a support for s | ln Eastern markets. Such eggs fail
An interesting case conies to mind
afford I t Going a little further back, Derby Hat. so she crossed her Fingers
K™de in the better grades even I
m n u u n b VO m e U W n e r S
which was told to me recently. A
the fuzzy Gentleman who wore a Leop
though they otherwise are perfectly
New ' or'1 stflte farm woodlots are
and took the big Gamble.
ard Skin bias, and naught else, always
good eggs. In fact the preference of second only to Wisconsin and lead young woman was very busy. She
It Is now a matter of History thal
had the Inside Track If his Cave was
North Carolina and Tennessee, ac­ had made her plans carefully for
Si became such an Expert Account dealers for eggs with yolks of lighter
sto-ked with fresh Pterodactyl Meat.
cording
to a recent summary of the the day and then for some rea­
ant that finally he owned the Eleva shades handicaps materially the eggs
And, checking up on those Relatives,
1930
census.
The 3.634,000 acres of son or another she gave a relaxed
tor and then began to touch up the produced In the Middle West.
consideration of her day’s work.
can we not be certain that the gimpy
farm
woodlots
In New York returned
One should recognize the fact that
Market Wire and finally moved right
and enterprising Ape who climbed the Into Chicago and became one of the ^he problem consists largely ln con- $16,269,000 and Wisconsin’s 5,705.000 Suddenly It appeared to her that a
family she knew of was lu sore need
highest Palms and brought down the most audacious, unscrupulous and trolling the Intake of green leafy ma- acres returned $16.925.000. Wisconsin
of funds, and that she could do
milkiest Nuts was the White-Haired
has
nearly
4,000,000
more
acres
of
nervy Hounds that ever wore born terial. Hens running on pasture where
something about i t She wrote a
Papa of the Jungle?
farm
land
than
New
York.
rimmed Glasses and dealt from the there is an abundance of greens will
few letters acquainting others of the
When the four Dulclneas out at
The
principal
product
from
the
New
Bottom of the Deck.
naturally consume larger quantities of
need, without revealing so much that
Musselwhlte began to look around for
They are very proud of him, back Breens.
However, the amount con- York farm woodlands, according to J.
Feathers that could be used In a Nest, in the Old Home Town, and will tell snmed can be materially reduced If the A. Cope of the state college of agri­ If would prove embarrassing to the
needy woman. The time token for
they were simply running true to form. you that Stel and he live in a very hen *“ fed IIberal Quantities of grains culture. Is fuelwood, followed In order
the writing was not long. The re­
Of course It was a Yap Era and a exclusive and restricted District which and * good laying mash. Where hens by: sawings, fence posts, poles and
sponses were generous, and enough
Dollar would go a long Distance, bars out Colored People and Apart- are liberally fed good laying rations piling, railroad ties, and pulpwood.
money came in to relieve the dis­
whereas now It seems muscle-bound. ment Houses. They have a Japanese ^be greens consumed are a supplement Most of the state’s pulpwood is cut
tress of the family to whom It was
The Village Belle who was getting Servant and both have been to the and not the principle article of diet. from commercial forest areas, he says.
sent. The «young woman told me,
ready to take a Buggy Ride could Mayo Institute, than which nothing W here hens are not liberally fed, nat-
The typical New York state wood-
her work was the direct result of
hardly sleep a Wink the Night before could be more so.
,
o rally they will consume liberally of lot contains twenty-three acres and is
her trying to receive suggestions
and at a Musical Offering the Folks
one-fifth
of
the
total
acreage
of
the
If any of the Locals ever raise a greens as a source of nutrients ln
In the Back Rows would stand up to Question as to how he acquired the wblch case the so-called ‘‘grass eggs” farm. The state has nearly 18,000,000 during a short period of relaxation
as described.
get a Peek at the new Triumph of princely Bank Roll, some one speaks a r® Produced. A good deal depends acres ln Its 160,000 farms. The value
©■ 1I3S, B ell S y n d ic a te.— W NU 8 erv lcs.
Man’s Ingenuity called the Saxophone.
up and asks, “Well, he’s got It, ain't npon the previous treatment the hens of woodlot products was Included for
The four conniving Cuties were not
the
first
time
in
the
1930
census,
and
have
received.
I
f
they
have
been
shut
he?” What more could be said even
H e r E le m e n t
looking for Millionaires. It wns no
though Chapters were devoted to the ln off the yards and then allowed to for the whole United States totaled
The average girl may not be a sue
use trying to creep up on Something
$242.000,000.
run
out
they
will
gorge
themselves
subject.
eese as a stone tosser, but when it
that wasn’t there. Each of them
It was the candid Opinion of the with greens. Under such conditions It
comes to throwing a hint she is
merely wanted a Home with a Front
would
be
wise
to
restrict
the
amount
Wise Men of Main Street, back In the
Susie-on-the-Spot
every time.
Y a r ‘ to It and a Hired Girl and the
Glorious Days of Free Silver, that J. of time they have access to the yards.
kind of Duds thnt would go with a
Army worms may be abundant this
This
can
be
easily
done
by
keeping
Percival Trlgw hlltz was the coonlesi
Silk Parasol.
year because of the late, wet spring
anil cleverest kit of the whole gosh . them confined to the house until late
They were real Chums and used to blame Kit. No matter what anyone ¡n
afternoon and then gradually and the early growth of grass and
visit One Another and lie awake far said to him he was right there with a I lncreaslnK the length of time they weeds, according to entomologists of
the United States Department of Agri­
Into the Night discussing their foxy
snappy Come Back. Keener than mus range.— Missouri Farmer.
Plans for landing and stringing some turd and nothing got past him except
culture. The little worms that hatch
from eggs laid in grass and weeds
Live Ones
Lightning. When Jess fell for Perce
It will ever be a Question In picking
grow so fast and chew so fast, that
it was agreed that she had a little Bal)
The water glass method to preserve they often destroy acres of crops be­
out the Envelope supposed to contain of Fire who would cut some Streak.
eggs Is probably the most popular used fore farmers realize what Is happen- I
“I was bothered with an eruption
the Pay Check, whether If Is wiser to
He is now putting out One-Sheets
In farm homes. The liquid water glass ing. Careful watch is necessary to ! ®n ra>' face that started as pimples
spread the Balt for John who already
for ttie Movie Theater but he is still
has Currency In the Mitt or troll for very good at Repartee when anyone can be purchased at most drug stores. spot the tiny greenish caterpillars With white centers. They were in
blotches about as big as a nickel and
a hard Worker wno owns a set of iluns him Possibly the J. Percival To each pint of this liquid add 10 pints feeding near the surface of the ground
of water that has been boiled and al­ under the shelter of overhanging leaf
Tools.
bad
flaky crusts on them. They were
has held him hack all these Years but
lowed to cool.
Stir this mixture blades. When grain shows definite painful and I spent some miserable
Lib wns the ’’rat to take the High
Jess still Inis Confidence in him be thoroughly in a three-gallon Jar, and
Jump. After burning up many c ton
signs of damage from this Insect it
nights. The skin was inflamed and
cause when it comes to delivering then put In the eggs. Care must be
is usually too late to do anything
of Anthracite Coal to keep the Front
my face was a terrible sight.
Laundry Work after she gets It all taken when placing the eggs ln the
Room warm through the Long Wlntei
about It. and the army worm has be
“I had several treatments but
done up, he is absolutely Trustworthy
Evenings, and holding Hands until her and always knows where he can bor ja r so they will not crack when reach­ come full grown and finished its sea­ could get no relief, and the trouble
ing the bottom. Cover the ja r with a son's work. Seldom, if ever, does it
Fingers were Blue, she finally picket! row n Wheelbarrow
lasted, about three years before I
thick cloth and paper to exclude as break out twice in the same place in
out a large slow moving Pachyriehm-
tried Cuticura Soap and Ointment
M O R AL: A fter talking with the much a ir as possible. After the mix­
one year. The best way to control the I A t the end of two weeks the ernp-
wlth the very attractive Name of
Neighbors and consulting a Fortune
Wes. Site pinned the Itihhon on him Teller, go ahead and use your own ture has been prepared, you may add arro.v worm, entomologists say. is to I tions were growing smaller and In
the eggs as they are gathered until sprinkle poisoned bran bait over the three weeks I was healed altogeth-
because he had Inst come Into 160
Judgment.
the Jar Is full, always being careful to Infested area as soon as the minute er.” (Signed) L. W . Cushman War-
acres of good Land. Other Improve
cover the Jar again each time. Store, caterpillars begin to crawl onto the | renville, Conn.
ments on the Same included a House
W h e re to Feed B ird s
in a cool place nnd the eggs will keep stalks of the young grain.
with Scroll Work around the Eaves
Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c.
Swale or swamp borders, weeo for a year. There Is also a commercial
____ _________ __
and $S(X1 worth of Lightning Rods on
Talcum 25c. Sold everywhere. One
patches, brushy fence rows and the salve compound that can be purchased
rn
e
/-«
the Barn.
sample each free. Address: “Cuti­
protected sides of woodlots or ra
that Is spread or rubbed on the eggs.
P la n s I OF C o m c r ib s
Ik« No Piker.
cura Laboratories. Dept. R, Malden,
vines are good places to place food This salve Is said to close the pores of
For the convenience of the farmer.
Mass.”— Adv.
Anyone who expects to live on the for game birds in the wintertime.
the egg shell and thereby prevent them working plans and bills of materials
Income from a Quarter Section should Grain put under dense clumps of ever­ from becoming stale.— Indiana Farm
for a simple and inexpensive corncrih
he ready for a Diet of Rainwater and greens or at the windswept bases of er’s Guide.
M ARVEI.O VS DISC O V ER Y . JSc seller. E r .
and for a combination crib and gran
tr y w om an a prospect. E a ch p a ck a g e sa v es
Crackers. Tlte net on that much large trees usually will be available
d o lla rs. A »rents (m en or w om en ) m ?ke h ie
ary have been developed by the bn
m
oney. 400% profit. Send 10c coin for
Land, after paying Taxes and mak
to the birds, even after considerable
reau of agricultural engineering. Unit
Lai- ay
proposition. S A V E S l . h CO..
ing Improvements and Repairs. would snowfall.
1OÎO V a len cia S t., Law A n geles, C alif.
ed States Department of Agriculture.
not keep the average Family In Blu­
The market for Nevada turkeys this
Either is available upon application to
year should be as good as or better the bureau.
ing. Furthermore, any time Congress
G e rm a n y ’s P ris o n e rs o f W a r
gets too busy trying to do something
Germany did uot during the late wai than that for other farm commodities
P A R K E R ’S
The cribs are of frame construction
for the Farmer by mere use of the transfer British prisoners of war from produced in the state, according to the
H A IR B A L S A M
and are rat proof. They have middle
S u o n a Dandruff Stop. Hair
Vocal Cords, any good Fertile Tract Germany to Holland. On the other Nevada agricultural extension service
Im p arts C olor m id
and the Nevada agricultural experi­ driveways, removable ventilators and
Beauty to G ray and Faded H a s
Is apt to be a I.lability instead of an hand, a considerable number of Brit
drying
racks,
and
drag
doors.
The
de­
*1-00 a t Druexiats.
ment station. All indications point to
Asset.
Hiseoa Cham. W in..P.tefawme.W .T.
Ish officers and other ranks were ln
vices
for
ventilating
and
for
rat
proof
ON
SH A M PO O ~ - Ideal for u se in
Wes thought he was rich but he tented in Holland during the war as a decreased production of the holiday
connection rnth Parker’s Hair Balaam.Make« the
ing may also be used in remodeling
was sitting on the Front Stoop of The a result of their crossing the Dutch birds in the state, but, say the ex­
b*1T "I?? ar,d fluffy. 50 cen ts by mail or nt d ru e.
gia:a. H iacoi Chemical Work», Patchoyue. N /C
tension and station men, even an In­ old structures The details of con
Poor House
One cannot obtain ac­ frontier. These included, for instance
struction can be applied in building
creased
Nevada
production
would
not
tual Money from a Farm except by aviators who were forced down lr>
keep the outlook for turkeys from be­ cribs of greater or smaller dimensions
plastering a Mortgage, anti any Gen
Dutch territory.
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2 7 -3 3
ing as good as other farm oroducts or of different types.
1
NCE in tlie dim Days, gone
beyond Recall. when Parents
were not compelled to take out
Licenses, there lived in an E.
Flat Town on the O. and A. H. a
Quartette of Nectarines who had their
Pick of all the Valentinos between
Padgett’s Siding and Sumac Ridge.
To look at the old Photographs of
them, one might suspect that they
were related to Sis Hopkins, but It
must be remembered that In the dead
ly Nineties, when every Dorothy was
banged across the Brow and had a
New England Boiled Dinuer sewed on
to her wide Hat, the most ravishing
Specimen of the only attractive Sex
looked as If she had been dipped in
something and then dried in the Sun.
Now these fair Vestals were Named
Lib and Min and Stel and Jess, and
It is of Interest to note that away
back, nearly 35 Years ago, before the
World had been reformed into Its pres
ent deplorable Fix. these Maidens
slept with one Eye open, kept Tab on
the Opposite Gender and. in a Gjoeral
Way, looked out for Number one and
the Blue Ticket
A good many Weepers will tell you
that previous to 1910, when a Nice
Girl was supposed to Faint If anyone
saw her Ankles, every Marriage had
a Background of True Love and every
Deb went looking for Nobility of
Character Instead of an AA1 Rating
at the Commercial Agency. If the
Truth must come out, full many a
cold Calculation was made beneath a
Poke Bonnet
O
Records Kept by 40 Farmers
Rates Good Average.
Dark Yolked EggS Not
Favored by Easterners
Millions to tbp Ownprc
Army Worms on the Way
Face a Sight with
Painfu[Eruptions
For Storing Eggs
Healed by Cuticura
i
Nevada Turkey Outlook