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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (June 1, 1933)
Page 7 > TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON Thursday, June J, 1933 OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men Easy to Wash Finest of Fabrics, Using Care W it and H uni Many of the attractive rayon fab rics on the market nowadays ere washable, with care; handle them just as you would dainty alike To be safe test new colored gar ments before washing, by aqueealng • sample or Inconspicuous portion of the material In clear, lukewarm wa te r for five minutes or so. Also tent colored trimmings. Remove buttoni, buckles, e t c , which might be unwsshable. and mend any holes. especially ln knitted K N E W H E R B IB L E garments. Many of the crepey. and novelty “So you attend Sunday school regu rayons tend to shrink when wet. but larly?" said the minister to Uttla E t a can usually be restored to size as “Oh, yea, air." they dry and are Ironed. So It la “And you know your Bible?“ well to measure them before wetting. "Ob, yea, air.” Always use mild, neutral soap “Could you tell me something that la flakea when washing rayons and In i t r other tine fabrics Make rich luke “1 could tell you everything that’s warm or cool suds with mild soap In IL" flakes. Put In the garment and wash "Indeed!” and the minister smiled. quickly by squeezing the suda "Slater’s young man’s photograph through the material. Don’t let col Is In IL” said Eve. promptly, “and ored garments soak, even for a few mother’s recipe for face cream la In minutes, nor remain In a heap, or IL and a lock of my hair cut off when rolled up while wet. as this Is likely I was a baby Is In IL and the ticket to cause streaking. And don’t rub for dad’s watch la In IL"— T it Bits the fabrics, as this la likely to spread Magazine the threads and tc fade the color. Thoroughly rinse rayons In three LIVES BY HER LAYS lukewarm or cool rinse waters. Squeeze out the moisture and roll the garment In a dry turklsb towel to absorb the excess moisture. Im mediately unroll, and dry Indoors, or in the shade— never in the sna. Iron on the wrong side with a warm, never a hoL Iron. D r Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are the orig inal little liver pill« pat ap «O year« ago. They regulate liver and bo well.—Adv. T u n g T r e e V a lu a b le tTUOE “So your hen’a a poet, you thinkT' “To be sure she la— doesn’t she live by her la ye r’ Hair Raising Stuff T H E FEATH ER H EAD S (P I S PE N T AS M UCH f l M ^ O N M Y H A IR «N P R O P O R T IO N T o >M M AT NtoU D O Y /iT M Y o u « _ A irtM -f You RBAOV; Y E T S’ C O M E O U — VMITH Y O U « T o m i « a n o b r u s h i n g ------ Y o u ’P TM i M K Ttou HAD A h e a d O F H A i R. UtKE- CNSYftiN U now / D O N 'T BRUSH Too M ucb As a special treat the vicar provided sausage-rolls at the tea party for the oldest inhabitants of the village. Dur ing the meal he walked around among his guests with a plate of rolls. Pres ently he stopped beside Mrs. O’Malley, who had taken the sausage out of her roll and left the pastry on the side of her plate. “Don’t you like the pastry, Mrs. O’M a lle y r he kindly asked. The old woman looked up and shook her head. “Nay, vicar,’’ she replied. " I’ve eat en the dog. but I can't manage the kennel.”— Answers Magazine. RuB I T IN I —— L e T ' S N O T H AvB A A B o u T ____ L IT T L E ------- A new- Industry, growing of tung oil trees, is spreading Inland from the Mississippi shore. The trees were introduced to the United States from China several years ago. They are grown for a valuable oil, which la extracted from nuts. BOY! WHAT A GETAWAY D is q u ie t in g T h o u g h t ./WO w/AS TH A T THAT You r a is e d Y o u r . H AT T o SO F o r m a l l y ? man T h at w / h o s T h e so ld b ar . b e « m e T h a t H A IR R E S T O R E R i J ust w anted He— Darling, let us keep our en gagement a secret ! She— Yes, love— but I must tell LJly. The horrid creature said I should never find a man foolish enough to marry me.— Sle und E r (Zoflngen). ANO h im To S e c W H A T A F A K E IT M /A S C o u ld n ’ t Say T h a t N o w Hubby— You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Wife— Anyway, I ’ve plenty of them now.—Stray Stories Magazine. Watch how the biq new Dodqe Six shoots ahead in tr a ffic N o Disputes “You say you never clash with your wife?” “Never. She goes her way and 1 go hers.”— T it Bits Magazine. --- In School Teacher— Now, James, tell me what animal la web-footed. James— The spider. — Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. IA • Western Wei PERSPICACITY SHORT AND SWEET N o t F a ir bel—Why did Belle brpnk the en nent? th— He was so tint nisi worthy oiind he was engaged to four ath- rls and he hail only told her ot -Brooklyn Dally Eagle. F oo t in I t B.—What delightful manners daughter has. a W. (proudly)—Yes, you see she >een away from home so much.— delphla Evening Bulletin. NO ALARM CLOCK N o t So Ig n o ra n t l i f t Professor Bug—Gracious, what were you two fighting about? The Victor— About half a minute. MACHINE AGE STUFF Wins Thousands Overnight! "Jones Is a man who never fails to see his duty clearly.” “T ru e ; but usually he sees It In time to avoid IL” H o m o Body P ra c tic e Im p ro ve» Lady (engaging new m aid)— And what denomination are you? Maid— Well. mum. mother goes to the Baptist church anu father to the Methodist, but speaking for myself, I ’m wireless.—Boston TranscrtpL Mrs. Bristow— Do you find your gymnasium work helpful? Mrs. Brisk— Helpful? Why this morn ing I was the first one to reach a bar gain counter out of a crowd of 100 starters.—Answers Magazine. V a n is h e d S tra n g e N a m e Are vou troubled tmdly with in onia?” •I should say so. If 1 were to sleep a hours on a stretch I would think it I was a regular Rip Van Winkle. Nurse— Hus your husband pajamas? Wife— 1 don’t remember what the doctor called It, but he has frightful pains In his stomach.—Muenchner-11- lustrlerte I’resse (Munich). “Does he blow his own horn?” "Not much! Hires a chauffeur.” • It’s fun to drive a car that’s so far ahead of others—in perform ance, style, beauty! . . . And it’s m ere fun to o w n it—when you know how little more it costs than the lowest-priced c a r s!. . . See it—drive it—and thrill! “ SHOW-DOWN” PUN Good S ig n xj»« fro n t and qets qou there quicker Sensational Small Boy—I don't think the gen tleman next door knows mucb about music. Mother— Why? Small Boy— Well, he told me this morning to cut m.v drum open and see what was Inside It.—Gazette (Birming ham, Eng.). First Woman— How does your hus band like the new hat you bought?” Second Woman— Very well, I think He hasn’t noticed IL its always in “That chap Is one of those fellows who will promise anything.” "But does he keep his promises?" "He must, nobody sees or hears anything of them afterward.”— Phila delphia Evening Bulletin. Im agine a car that sella Itself — and doubles its sales almost overnight in city after city. T h a t’s w hat the new Dodge is d o in g . . . laying its cards on the ta b le . . . then asking any other car near its price to match it on the open road, in traffic and tip hills. Go to your nearest Dodge dealer today and ask for the sensational*’Show» D o w n ” score card. T h e n make yonr own “ Show-Down” test against anyother car. DODGE “6” w ith F lo a tin g P o w e r a n g in a m ounting» 115-INCH WHEELBASE ’595 Dodge E jl fkt f i l l i I o. b. facte ,W X U - IS 22—33
