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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 13, 1930)
TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON Thursday, November 13, 1930 Page 7 OUR COMIC SECTION To be a Healthy Woman watch your Bowels! What should women do to keep their bowels moving freely? A doc tor should know the answer. That is why pure Syrup Pepsin is so good for women. It just suits their delicate organism. It is the pre scription of an old family doctor who has treated thousands of wom en patients, and who made a spe cial study of bowel troubles. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is made from fresh, laxative herbs, pure pepsin and other harmless in gredients. It doesn't sicken or weaken you. No restrictions of habit or diet are necessary while taking it. But its action is thor ough. It carries off the sour bile and poisonous waste. It does every thing you want it to do. It is fine for children, too. They love its taste. Let them have it every time their tongues are coated or their skin is sallow. When you’ve a sick headache, can’t eat, are bilious or sluggish; and at the times when you are most apt to be constipated, take a little of this famous prescription (all druggists keep it ready in big bottles), and you’ll know why Dr. CaldweU’s Syrup Pepsin is the favorite lax ative of over a million women! EALLY, a strong pipe it no R joke. The next time you at tend a L«gion or a lodge meeting or a banquet, let the mild fra grance of Sir Walter’s favorite smoking mixture precede you and assure a cordial reception. Sir Walter works mild magic with atrong pipes—it’s uniformly well aged, mellow and biteless and noticeably milder It burns freely .and evenly, and it’s cool and sweet down to the last flake in the bowL Da. W. B. C a low eu .' s THE F EAIHERHEADS Felix Givey It a Play SYRUP PEPSIN A Doctor's Family Laxative Electric Cradle Rocker If an invention of Policeman V. D. Stanley of Tulsa, Okla., works out all right, “the hand that rocks the cra dle" may be out of a job soon. Stan ley has invented a motor to operate cradles. Now all he needs to do la to get cradles back in style.—Cap per’s Weekly. IT'S 15/ — and milder PnCOUCE COUCHS Relief GUAR ANTEED. fl _ Hot Air Offspring—Yes, dad, I'm a big gun up there at Amherst. Father—Well, then, why don't I hear better reporta? ■ Uv A clock helps us to remember the hours, but a cheerful friend helps us to forget them. At al! druggists Boschee’s Syrup Of Course “1 think this scenery is just gor geous." Tin. I don't know. Take away th« mountains and the lake and it is just like anywhere else."—Lustigs Zeitung, Cologne. Same Thing “What’s the matter, old thing- been in a motor car wreck?" "Nope—got shaved at a barber col lege.” Voting seems a trivial thing to • good many women after they have tried it several times and observed the results of the election. Brightest From three to twelve. That’s the most important period in a child's growth. And that's the time many are retarded physically and mental ly by energy-sapping constipation. Watch your child, mother! At the first sign of bad breath, coated tongue, headache, biliousness, lack of energy or appetite, give Califor nia Fig Syrup. This pure vegetable product will cleanse the little bowels without discomfort. It tones nnd strength ens weak stomach nnd bowels. In colds or children's diseases, employ Its gentle aid to keep the system free from germs and waste. Mothers everywhere are eager to tell how it helps children. Mrs. II. Mayer, 1787 Marburg St., Dallas, Texas, says: “I have used California Fig Syrup with Danny all his life In colds, biliousness,, constipation, upsets, or children's ailments. It keeps him the brightest, happiest slx-yenr-old I know." Emphasize the name California when buying, to get the genuine. CALI FIG SYRUP LAXATIVt-TONIC /w CHILDREN His Mistake "It wns the old misunderstanding about the last word,” said Mr. Meek ton, sndly. "Bnt I thought you always let your wife have the Inst word!" “Of course. But on this occasion 1 was so careless as to go to sleep be fore she got to it.”—Washington Star. ALIVE WITH IDEAS gotten a reputation for great honesty when he was merely holding out for better terms."—Washington Star. The Proper Kind Sympathetic Lady—This man, wafi- den, tells me he Is interested in books. 1 believe I'll bring him some on my next visit. Warden—Pocketbooks are the only books that interest him, madam. The Exchange “No, we don't shade our price« to anyone,” explained the salesman for the new bantam car, “but have you anything you would like to trade in?" Customer (doubtfully)—Well, I’ve got a baby carriage and my son's kiddy car. COULD NOT DO HER CLEANING REASON FOR LONGEVITY Feels Much Stronger After Taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Important Question He—What was your father so ious to find out about me? She—Whether having you In family means you would have to on him, or that the family could on you. anx the live live In Love “I have been eating onions," con First Hobo—"My head’s alive wld fessed the fiancee shyly. ideas.” Second Hobo—“An’ ain't ullve "Yes?" wld anyt'ing else?" . “Hadn’t yon noticed?” "I detect a faint odor of violets." Utter Cynicism "So you believe that every man has his price?" “Not exactly that." answered Sen ator Sorghum. "But 1 nm strongly in cllned to think that many a man ha- Getting Ahead “Is Mr. Dustin Stax a promoter?” “Not exactly. He’s the man who always manages somehow to get pro moted.” Pert—“To what do you attribute your old age. Uncle Ben?” Uncle Ben—“Mostly to the fuct that 1 was born in 18311” Exercise hy Proxy “Are you keeping up the dnlly ex ercise 1 suggested?" asked the doctor. “Certainly, doctor.” replied the fat and haughty Mrs. DeRox, "1 see to It that my maid goes through them fur ma every morning." Lankin, North Dakota.—‘Tor nearly four years I was not in gcod health. My work is cleaning house and I work outside too and sometimes I could not do it. I read in the newspapers about Lydia E. Pinkhams Vego- tablo Compound and I have taken three bottles of this medicine. I am feeling a lot better and I recommend it. You may use this letter as a testimonial.”—Tn.i.is T rends , R. F. D. f2, Lankin, North Dakota. This Medicine Is Sold in Both Liquid and Tablet Form
