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T H E AT E R BY RACHAEL CARNES GOOD BAD TASTE The Kinsey Sicks return to Oregon Contemporary Theatre I f you love Donald Trump, you can suck it. Well, certainly you can quit reading this review (though I’m not sure why you even picked up this paper), and if you love him, please don’t buy a ticket to see the Kinsey Sicks’ Things You Shouldn’t Say at Oregon Contemporary Theatre. Everyone else: This is the funniest show you will see all season. I recently caught up with the Sicks (Winnie, Trixie, Rachel and Trampolina), aka Nathan Marken, Ben Schatz, Jeff Manabat and Spencer Brown. In case it’s not obvs, we’re all BFFs. Fucking fuck, what a fucking year, amirite? Rachel: We usually say, leave the obscenity to us! Trampolina: I think it’s best to respond as you already so eloquently put it. But then there’s only three more years to go — and a second term! What’s worse: Witch hunts, McCarthyism or now? Compare and contrast this moment to another, like, say, the bubonic plague, the Inquisition or the 1980s. Trampolina: I hear Jnco® jeans from the 1990s are making a comeback and that could be a sign of the end of times. Rachel: Your historical analysis is truly cogent (if one is taking hallucinogenic drugs). I’d say the best analogy would be “witch hunts.” With the advantage that now you don’t get burned at the stake after seeing if you’d drown when thrown in an icy river. On the other hand, we now have Twitter, so it’s kind of a wash. Who would play your characters in a biopic about your characters? Trampolina: Somebody super sophistipated and intellesticle — probably Tara Reid, as long as she’s not busy working on another Sharknado. Trixie: Knowing Hollywood’s clear track record with casting Asians and Asian-Ameri- cans in big movie roles, it will likely be Scarlett Johansson. Rachel: Definitely a combination of Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. 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All persons whose rights may be affected by the proceedings in this estate may obtain additional information from the records of the court, the personal represen- tative, or the attorney for the personal rep- resentative. DATED and first published on November 16, 2017. Larry Dillon and Sherman Dillon, Co-Personal Representatives, c/o Heilig Misfeldt & Armstrong, LLP, 310 NW 7th Street, Suite 100, P.O. Box 546, Corvallis OR 97339 (541) 754-7477. DATED this 13th day of November, 2017. HEILIG MISFELDT & ARMSTRONG, LLP, By Andrew S. Noonan, OSB #933831, Attorney for Co-Personal Representatives. IN THE CIRCUIT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE, PROBATE DEPARTMENT, In the Matter of the Estate of LINDA G. PYANOWSKI, Deceased, Case No. 17PB07418. NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS : NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that John F. Osburn has been appointed Personal Representative of the above Estate. All per- sons having claims against the Estate are required to present them, with vouchers, to the undersigned Personal Representative at 626 B Street, Springfield, Oregon 97477- 4615, within four (4) months after the date of first publication of this notice, or those claims may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the proceedings may obtain additional information from the Court, the Personal Representative, or the attorney for the Personal Representative. DATED and first published on November 16, 2017. Personal Representative: John F. Osburn, 36423 Nadeau Road, Springfield, OR 97478 (541) 914-0061. Attorney for the Personal Representative: R. Scott Corey, OSB No. 910346, R. Scott Corey, PC, 626 B Street, Springfield, OR 97477, Phone: (541) 484-0925, Fax: (541) 484-0791, Email: rsc@efn.org. IN THE CIRCUIT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE, PROBATE DEPARTMENT, In the Matter of the Estate of PETER J. BROOKS, Deceased, Case No. 17PB08440. NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS : Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been appointed and has qualified as the Personal Representative of the estate. All persons having claims against the estate are hereby required to present their claims, with proper vouchers, within four (4) months after the date of first publication of this notice, as stated below, to the Personal Representative at P.O. Box 11098, Eugene, Oregon 97440-3298, or the claims may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the proceedings in this estate may obtain additional infor- mation from the records of the Court, the Personal Representative, or the attorney for the Personal Representative. DATED and
