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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY BY R O B B R E Z S N Y ARIES (March 21-April 19): Psychologists say most people need a scapegoat — a personification of wicked- ness and ignorance onto which they can project the unacknowledged darkness in their own hearts. That’s the bad news. Here’s the good news: The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to neutralize that reflex and at least partially divest yourself of the need for scapegoats. How? The first thing to do is identify your own dark- ness with courageous clarity. Get to know it better. Converse with it. Negotiate with it. The more conscientiously you deal with that shadowy stuff within you, the less likely you’ll be to demonize other people. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If the weather turns bad or your allies get sad or the news of the world grows even crazier, you will thrive. I’m not exaggerating or flattering you. It’s exactly when events threaten to demoralize you that you’ll have maximum power to redouble your fortitude and effectiveness. Developments that other people regard as daunting will trigger breakthroughs for you. Your allies’ confusion will mobilize you to manifest your unique visions of what it takes to live a good life. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried,” declared comedian Steven Wright. My Great Uncle Ned had a different perspective. “If at first you don’t succeed,” he told me, “redefine the meaning of success.” I’m not a fan of Wright’s advice, but Ned’s counsel has served me well. I recommend you try it out, Gemini. Here’s another bit of folk wisdom that might be helpful. Psychotherapist Dick Olney said that what a good therapist does is help her clients wake up from the delusion that they are the image they have of themselves. CANCER (June 21-July 22): What is home? The poet Elizabeth Corn pondered that question. She then told her lover that home was “the stars on the tip of your tongue, the flowers sprouting from your mouth, the roots entwined in the gaps between your fingers, the ocean echoing inside of your ribcage.” I offer this as inspiration, Cancerian, since now is a perfect time to dream up your own poetic testimonial about home. What experiences make you love yourself best? What situations bring out your most natural exuberance? What influences feel like gifts and blessings? Those are all clues to the beloved riddle “What is home?” LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’re most likely to thrive if you weave together a variety of styles and methods. The coming weeks will be a highly miscellaneous time, and you can’t afford to get stuck in any single persona or ap- proach. As an example of how to proceed, I invite you to borrow from both the thoughtful wisdom of the ancient Greek poet Homer and the silly wisdom of the cartoon character Homer Simpson. First, the poet: “As we learn, we must daily unlearn something which it has cost us no small labor and anxiety to acquire.” Now here’s Homer Simpson: “Every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Filmmakers often have test audiences evaluate their products before releasing it to the masses. If a lot of viewers express a particular critique, the filmmaker may make changes, even cutting out certain scenes or altering the ending. You might want to try a similar tack in the coming weeks, Virgo. Solicit feedback on the new projects and trends you’ve been working on — not just from anyone, of course, but rather from smart people who respect you. And be sure they’re not inclined to tell you only what you want to hear. Get yourself in the mood to treasure honesty and objectivity. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The poet E. E. Cummings said, “To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else — means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.” On the other hand, naturalist and writer Henry David Thoreau declared “We are constantly invited to be who we are,” to become “something worthy and noble.” So which of these two views is correct? Is fate aligned against us, working hard to prevent us from knowing and showing our authentic self? Or is fate forever conspiring in our behalf, seducing us to master our fullest expression? I’m not sure if there’s a final, definitive answer, but I can tell you this, Libra: In the coming months, Thoreau’s view will be your predominant truth. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “When you do your best, you’re depending to a large extent on your unconscious, because you’re waiting for the thing you can’t think of.” So said Scorpio director Mike Nichols in describing his process of making films. Now I’m conveying this idea to you just in time for the beginning of a phase I call “Erup- tions from Your Unconscious.” In the coming weeks, you will be ripe to receive and make good use of messages from the depths of your psyche. At any other time, these simmering bits of brilliance might remain below the threshold of your awareness, but for the foreseeable future they’ll be bursting through and making themselves available to be plucked. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Author Barbara Ehrenreich has done extensive research on the annals of partying. She says modern historians are astounded by the prodigious amount of time that medieval Europeans spent having fun together. “People feasted, drank, and danced for days on end,” she writes. Seventeenth-century Spaniards celebrated festivals five months of each year. In 16th-century France, peasants devoted an average of one day out of every four to “carnival revelry.” In accordance with current astrological omens, you Sagittarians are authorized to match those levels of conviviality in the coming weeks. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Kittens made French Emperor Napoleon III lose his composure. He shook and screamed around them. Butterflies scare actress Nicole Kidman. My friend Allie is frightened by photos of Donald Trump. As for me, I have an unnatural fear of watching reality TV. What about you, Capricorn? Are you susceptible to any odd anxieties or nervous fantasies that provoke agitation? If so, the coming weeks will be a perfect time to overcome them. Why? Because you’ll be host to an unprecedented slow-motion outbreak of courage that you can use to free yourself from long-standing worries. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The brain is wider than the sky,” wrote Emily Dickinson. “The brain is deeper than the sea.” I hope you cultivate a vivid awareness of those truths in the coming days, Aquarius. In order to accomplish the improbable tasks you have ahead of you, you’ve got to unleash your imagination, allowing it to bloom to its full power so it can encompass vast expanses and delve down into hidden abysses. Try this visual- ization exercise: Picture yourself bigger than the planet Earth, holding it tenderly in your hands. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I got an email from a fan of Piscean singer Rihanna. He complained that my horo- scopes rarely mention celebrities. “People love astrological predictions about big stars,” he wrote. “So what’s your problem? Are you too ‘cultured’ to give us what we the people really want? Get off your high horse and ‘lower’ yourself to writing about our heroes. You could start with the lovely, talented and very rich Rihanna.” I told Rihanna’s fan that my advice for mega-stars is sometimes different from what it is for average folks. For Piscean mega-stars like Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Ellen Page and Bryan Cranston, for example, the coming weeks will be a time to lay low, chill out and recharge. But non-famous Pisceans will have prime opportunities to boost their reputation, expand their reach and wield a stronger-than-usual influence in the domains they frequent. HOMEWORK: Imagine what your life would be like if you licked your worst fear. Describe this new world to me. Truthrooster@gmail.com GO TO REALASTROLOGY.COM CHECK OUT EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES AND DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. 26 September 21, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com I Saw You I T ’ S F R E E T O P L AC E A N I S AW YO U ! E M A I L : I S AW YO U @ E U G E N E W E E K LY.C O M I S AW YOU ANOTHER VEGAN Hi we met at Saturday Market , kinda in near the port-a-potties near the stage. It was the best part of the day talking to you. Maybe we could go look for mushrooms or some- thing. Call the weekly and tell them your name and what you gave us for my number if you want. Have a wonderful life anyway! CONGRATS TO A & K & C DONATIONS FOR WHITE BIRD Still being accepted at the EW Office. Cold Weather Clothing & Tents/Tarps Needed. Thank you to those who have given! FLOCK Following so close behind. Scrutinizing every detail of my life. I’m flattered you’d spend so much of your time on Little Ol’ Me and a HUGE welcome to the twins! Already loved. If you want to stop drinking Alcoholics Anonymous can help EVI by phone 24 hours: 541-342-4113 GUITAR BOY ON PLANE PORTLAND > EUGENE Wanted to thank you for checking I was okay after seeing my terrified face on that dodge flight. I had been travelling for over 30 hours and was nervous about starting my new life in Eugene. Thus why I could only string together a few words. Cheers, hope to bump into you again. SOMETIMES WE PACE Let’s go to the beach and have a pace-a- thon! Judy is a sweet, friendly tortie lady who is looking for a new forever home of her own. This beauty absolutely loves attention and cat grass. She is a little shy at fi rst, but warms up very quickly to receive pets and loving. Judy would make a great addition to your family, if you are looking to spoil a gentle, loving kitty, come meet Judy today at S.A.R.A.’s Treasures! www. eviaa.org | www.aa.org 871 River Road • 607-8892 • Open Everyday 10-6 www.sarastreasures.org WIGGLY TAILS DOG RESCUE Helping abandoned and surrendered dogs fi nd their forever homes Sweet little Belle & Nacho are bonded Mother & Son. She is 5lbs, 5 yr old and he is 4 lbs, 3 yr old. They are super sweet, easy temperaments, they get along with everyone. They are good with both big and small dogs, cats and would do best in a home with older children due to their size. They are fi ne in the crate but prefer to sleep with their person is once they get under the covers you’ll never even know they’re there. If you would like more information send us a message.- 3970 W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777 www.green-hill.org Opie and Rupert are a bonded pair of shy yet sweet cats. They were found as a couple of feral kittens and taken in by a Good Samaritan for several years. When the Good Samaritan feel on hard times, Opie and Rupert were surrendered to First Avenue Shelter and placed in foster care. They are both quite bashful and it takes them some time to warm up to new people. Once they get to know you, they are aff ectionate and cuddly. Opie and Rupert are looking for a quiet home where they can get some time and space to adjust, after that, lap sitting and sun beam naps are a must. www.facebook.com/WigglyTailsDogRescue read us online at eugeneweekly.com Tue -Fri, 10am-6pm and Sat 10am-5:30pm
