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Or call 541-284-5702. accountants-on-the-go.com WELLNESS JONESIN’ CROSSWORD B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2016 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) ACROSS comes at no cost? 12 Platter shape 13 Abbr. in an organizer 18 Exclamations of surprise 22 Mauna ___ 23 Suffix after land or man 24 Video game company with a famous cheat code 25 Philadelphia NFLer fol- lowed his coach’s orders? 27 Steve who played Mr. Pink 30 “Just a ___ like one of us” (Joan Osborne line) DOWN 32 Word with bird or fight 1 God, to a Rastafarian 34 Sea off Sicily 2 I trouble? 35 Prepare for shipping 3 Unaware of office poli- 37 “This won’t hurt ___!” tics, maybe 4 Pancake cooking surface 39 Water source 43 “Taste the Rainbow” 5 On the blue candy 6 As a group, in French 48 Pigs, slangily 7 “Top Gun” actor Kilmer 50 Aries beast 8 Too cute for words 52 Jake’s brother in blues 9 The yellow striped ball 55 Prepare for another 10 Bob of “Fuller House” take 11 Side of the coin that 57 Country with a tree on its flag: Abbr. 59 Flatten out 60 Feature of some Ben & Jerry’s pints 61 “Return of the Jedi” princess 63 “___ example ...” 66 “Bah!” 67 “Curious George” author H.A. ___ 68 Singer Morrison 69 “Exit full screen” button 62 Lacking much flavor 64 “___ G. Biv” (They Might Be Giants tune) 65 Look inward? 70 Crater Lake’s st. 71 “Old MacDonald Had a Farm” refrain 72 Geometrical findings 73 “Game of Thrones” patriarch ___ Stark 74 Hit with a stun gun 75 Justin Timberlake’s former group ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S 1 Collapsible game? 6 Chris of the “Fantastic Four” series 11 Agcy. of the Depart- ment of Health and Human Services 14 Stress, cigarettes, handing car keys to your teen, e.g. 15 1976 Olympics star Comaneci 16 Letters on a tombstone 17 Comedian Mandel, shaped like an oval? 19 Mentalist’s claim 20 “The BFG” author Roald 21 Word on some cam- paign signs 23 Station posting, briefly 26 Japanese buckwheat noodle 28 Also 29 Barbecue needs 31 Noted streak enders of 2016 33 “___’s Irish Rose” 36 “Who’s the Boss?” role 38 Like some news days 40 Actor Max ___ Sydow 41 Good bud 42 Indecent, or a descrip- tion of this puzzle theme? 44 Abbr. at the bottom of a business letter 45 Linguistic suffix with morph or phon 46 Vehicle with its own path 47 “All in the Family” daughter 49 “New Look” designer Christian 51 Person of the Year awarder 53 “___ Wedding” (“Simp- sons” episode involving a fortune-teller) 54 Place walked into, in classic jokes 56 Cash register part 58 Aloha State goose 59 Winter product also known as rock salt “Oh, Be Serious!” --they’re seriously in there. 28 November 10, 2016 • eugeneweekly.com Insurance UNINSURED? 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