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CLASSIFIEDS To place a classified ad: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com WEB classifieds.eugeneweekly.com EVENTSCALENDAR JOIN a 4 month group to explore your own AGING, ILLNESS, & DYING anxieties & fears. Use your character strengths and resilience to confront and accept your inevitable aging, illness, and dying. Through top videos and exercises, embrace these taboo and natural issues. First 3 Thursdays of each month, 6:30-8:30pm, 11/3/16– 2/16/17 $150/month Pre-register by calling: KAREN HOWELL, MA 541-914-5930 AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Alice M. Plymell 132 East Broadway | Suite 718 541-343-9341 also makes home visits spanish interpreter available Income Tax Preparation Bookkeeping & Payroll Kimberly E. Johnson, LTC #30572C ACROSS 1 Crater’s edge 4 Airer of vintage films 7 Cold-weather phenome- non also known as pogonip 13 “What ___ you afraid of?” 14 Paris’s ___ de la Cité 15 Juliet’s family name 17 Rowboat implement 18 With 20-Across, Rocky Road ripple full of a nutty animal? 20 See 18-Across 22 Super Bowl on Feb. 3, 2019 23 “Homer came up with the drink, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it” speaker 24 Sang from the hilltops, maybe 28 European sports car marque 32 Love letters? 33 Distinctive historical period 34 Existentialist aquatic animal? 39 “You’re ___ party ...” 40 Tennis’s Bjorn and namesakes (but not the “Star Trek” aliens, plural-wise) 41 “An idea!” 42 Poker hand that beats three field mice of a kind? 45 Common (and unimagi- native) first episode title 47 Empty, as a mathemat- ical set 48 It runs between “This American Life” segments 50 Battery terminal 53 Countless centuries 54 Romance/thriller novel- ist Hoag 55 With 60-Across, anes- thesia administered by a small monkey? 60 See 55-Across 64 George Gershwin’s brother and collaborator 65 Like child’s play 66 “As a rule,” in a dict. entry 67 Dart in one direction 68 Final purpose HAVE HOPE in these Uncertain Times Global TRANSFORMATION Happening: 3-min. 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Contact 541-255-5257 --they’re so cute! 69 Avery of animation fame 25 You can’t live without it 70 Serpentine character? 26 “And all she wants to ___ dance, dance” (Don Henley lyric) DOWN 27 Endo- opposite 1 Country in Southeast 28 Classic TV nickname, Asia ... with “The” 2 ... and in the Middle 29 Plotting East ... 3 ... and in South America 30 Final purpose 4 Actor central to the movie 31 “Sounds like a good plan to me” “Four Rooms” 35 “48 ___” (1982 ac- 5 Dry red table wine tion-comedy) 6 Nothing other than 36 Fictional account 7 I, Freudian? 37 Website with lots and 8 GoPro product, briefly lots of instructions 9 Gp. overseeing toxic 38 Lab maze runners cleanups 40 Hacking tool 10 Problem for a parker, 43 Drew in perhaps 44 “Could you put that in 11 Basic skateboarding layman’s terms?” trick 45 Teen’s rental from a 12 Imaginary surface coinciding with the earth’s menswear store 46 “I’m ___ hurry ...” sea level 49 Examine carefully 16 Lead-in to light 50 Craft tapered on both 19 Cagey 21 Nearly twenty-year-old ends 51 Eugene O’Neill’s “___ for Apple the Misbegotten” 52 Animal on Australia’s coat of arms 54 B’way box office purchase 56 August, in Paris 57 11 1/2 wide, e.g. 58 Dwarf planet that dwarfs Pluto 59 License plates 61 “The Jungle Book” snake 62 European designer’s monogram 63 “Popeye” surname Adoption/Family Services PREGNANT? 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