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JONESIN’ CROSSWORD B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2016 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) 38 Feedbag bit 39 Nose, bottom of your foot, that spot you can’t reach on your back, e.g.? 46 Out like a light 47 DeLuise in Burt Reynolds outtakes 48 Prefix for space 51 Scratch up like a cougar 52 ___-Therese, Quebec 54 Donates 55 Apr. season 57 Sleeveless garment it’s OK to spill food on? 60 Home-cooked offering 63 Heir, in legal termi- nology 64 Zappa with the given name Ian 65 Expected to come in 66 Miles ___ gallon 67 Sun. discourse 68 Paid promos 69 Cat consumer of --a lack of direction. ‘80s TV 70 Docs toast 27 Former “Tonight Show” announcer Hall DOWN 28 Jane in a court case 1 Mother Goose dieters 30 Aperture settings 2 1984 Cyndi Lauper 31 “___ the night before song Christmas ...” 3 “That’s a lie!” 33 Not more than 4 Slurpee competitors 35 Rapper ___ Fiasco 5 Sought damages from 36 Band who felt the 6 Give (out) rains down in Africa 7 “Thus ___ Zarathustra” 39 Eminem’s “The Way 8 Perfumery word ___” 9 Crafts’ counterparts 40 Letters seen in 10 Famed escapologist airports 11 “___ American Cousin” 41 Cereal bunch 12 Letters near 7, on 42 “S.O.S.!” some phones 43 Germ for an invention 16 Synth instrument 44 Inexperienced with a shoulder strap 45 Dinner hour 18 Fingerprint pattern 49 Do a crop rotation 21 “___ n’est pas une chore pipe”: Magritte 50 Some blenders 25 “Fiddler on the Roof” 53 Poker players look for them 54 Sorrow 56 Playwright Yasmina 58 “Look what I’ve done!” 59 Hebrew month before Tishrei 60 Most TVs, these days 61 Have a payment due 62 Helping hand ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S ACROSS 1 IRS Form 1040 figure 4 Imperial follower? 7 Baltic, e.g. 10 Bunny bounce 13 Vietnamese soup 14 It’s chalked before a shot 15 Efficient movements 17 Share, sometimes 19 Influential filmmak- ers 20 Cut cards with your stomach muscles? 22 Barrett once in Pink Floyd 23 Barcelona bulls 24 “Electric” fish 26 Dead even 29 ___-of-the-moment 30 Agcy. concerned with fraud 32 When, in Spanish 34 Right-angled pipes used for gay parade floats? 37 Broadway star Hagen “South by What?” 32 March 17, 2016 • eugeneweekly.com R E A L E S TAT E Building/Remodel WELLNESS 541.337.8120 HOME SERVICES yard work & pruning. 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