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SevaDog Rescue Call (541) 225-4955 to adopt 501 c3 nonprofi t Ginger and Oliver Twist: you may have seen these two in the news. They were thrown from a trailer and left in a parking lot all alone. They’re now showered with love! Oliver Twist is spunky and full of fun! He’s ready for a real home. Ginger suff ered a broken pelvis but will recover after surgery nicely. She needs an extra special family to love. Email mandy@sevadog.org to learn more. Open Adoptions 2-5p Saturday 501(c)(3) nonprofi t westcoastdogandcat.org With Micky and Minnie, brother and sister, you double your love. Adopt this bonded pair for only $50 and you’ll get new family members that love to be petted and brushed. Their former mom had to go into assisted living and couldn’t take them. They are ready for their new forever home. We need your help! Visit: gofundme.com/sevadog Donations needed: potty pads, blankets, towels Please bring to the Den, 1010 Grant St. • 541.731.2930 LIKE us on www.facebook.com/Sevadog mandy@sevadog.org • www.sevadog.org HELP WA NTED PROFESSIONAL CHIMNEY SERVICES tion,Event and meeting planning,Make trav- el arrangements,Pick up dry cleaning, Banking. send your resume to: jhn9hn@ aol.com and text 503-662-8802 for follow Up Accountant with Counseling degree offers help with life and money issues. First ses- sion free, check me out! Dale Deason, MA MS 541-214-8783 40 yrs+ experience. Jolly Good Chimney Sweep. David Stuart Bull Esq. CCB#51931. Call 541-344-5571 AGE 50+ AND COMFORTABLE WITH COMPUT- ERS? You may be eligible for short-term, no-cost training in customer / financial ser- vices. This AARP Foundation-funded train- ing is designed to prepare you for entry-lev- el positions in customer service. To get started, attend an orientation at WorkSource Lane Aug. 26, Sept. 2, Sept. 9, or Sept. 16 from 9:00-10:30 am, 2510 Oakmont Way, Eugene. $DANCERS$ Tired of your current club! SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts available. No experience, can train. Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517- 7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY! DJ NEEDED all shifts available, exp. prefera- ble. Call Wayne 541-517-7196 Sweet Illusions THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY! MAKE $1000 WEEKLY!! Mailing Brochures SEC/ADMI ASST. POSITION Silgan Holdings Fred and Lucy are a young brother and sister pair that have curious brains. With wide eyes, they scrutinize and survey all of the things that make up their world. Standing on her hind legs to inspect foreign objects or to reach for a toy, Lucy always goes the extra distance. Fred is a whippersnapper who prefers to lounge with an outstretched arm or two in order to combine common relaxation with a healthy stretch routine. Both of these cuties are ultra sweet- tempered and would be agreeable towards children. Zoom into S.A.R.A.’s Treasures and into the warehouse, where these two currently reside, to introduce your gentle hand to these new soft and furry cats! There’s no such thing as a typical dog. There are types and those who defy them, but each has his or her own, unique personality. Regardless of nature and nurture, there’s one, particular motivation they all share: Love. All dogs seek someone to love. We can tell you that Otto is a playful, 7-year old that makes a great walking/ running partner, but, you have to meet him to really know him. One characteristic you can be sure he has is a yearning to love you – more than you’ve ever been loved before. Visit www.Green-Hill.org to fi nd out about the 2015 Pet Parade happening Aug. 23rd. All friendly, leashed Pets invited! 871 River Road • 607-8892 • Open Everyday 10-6 www.sarastreasures.org Tue -Fri, 10am-6pm and Sat 10am-5:30pm JONESIN’ CROSSWORD B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2015 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) ACROSS good at getting smaller? 40 “___ dreaming?” 41 “Win ___ With Tad Hamilton!” (2004 romantic comedy) 42 “Black gold” 43 Visnjic of “ER” 45 “___ Troyens” (Berlioz opera) 46 Head of all the bison? 49 E flat’s equivalent 51 Effort 52 Votes in Congress 53 Broccoli ___ (bitter veggie) 55 Austin Powers’s “power” 57 “Believe” singer 60 Feldspar, e.g. 62 ___ pathways 66 Video game plumber’s reason for salicylic acid? 69 On the ball 70 Greek salad ingredient 71 Bro’s sibling, maybe --for TV and radio stations alike. 21 Snoop (around) 25 “___ a biscuit!” 27 Newman’s Own com- petitor 28 Burn, as milk 29 Assistants 30 Drug store? 32 “Wildest Dreams” singer DOWN Taylor 1 Kimono closers 34 Curie or Antoinette 2 Match (up) 35 Big name in the kitchen 3 Petri dish goo 4 “Just ad-lib if you have to” 36 Comes clean 38 Aardvark’s antithesis? 5 Plant malady 6 Full-screen intrusions, e.g. 39 Feature with “Dismiss” or “Snooze” 7 Cole Porter’s “___ Do It” 44 “I give up [grumble 8 “The Ego and the Id” grumble]” author 47 Instruction to a violinist 9 Bud 48 Interpol’s French head- 10 “This way” quarters 11 “Famous” cookie guy 50 Get there 12 Modernists, slangily 54 Take-out order? 13 TV component? 56 Wranglers, e.g. 19 Aquafina competitor 57 “Don’t be a spoilsport!” 58 Light headwear? 59 Dwarf planet discovered in 2005 61 Guitarist Clapton 63 Dance party in an aban- doned warehouse 64 “Length times width” measurement 65 Hose snag? 67 “___ the land of the free ...” 68 General in Chinese restaurants 72 Beauty brand that hap- pens to anagram to another brand in this puzzle 73 Brown-___ 74 Non-polluter’s prefix 75 Move stealthily ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S 1 “August: ___ County” (Best Picture nominee of 2014) 6 Furry TV alien 9 Secret audience member 14 “So help me” 15 “___ Kommissar’s in town ...” 16 “Voices Carry” singer Mann 17 Struck with amazement 18 Silver metallic cigarette brand? 20 Cut corners 22 4x4, frequently 23 “To be,” to Brutus 24 Art colony location 26 Hummus and tzatziki, broadly 28 Bathrobe closer 31 Daily ___ (political blog) 33 Airborne stimuli 37 Non-military person “Wrong Side of the Mississippi” 24 A ugust 13, 2015 • eugeneweekly.com Chimney Sweep PERSONAL & FINANCIAL COUNSELING From Home. Helping home workers since 2001. Genuine Opportunity. No Experience Required. Start Immediately. www.thework- ingcorner.com (AAN CAN) 3970 W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777 www.green-hill.org Counseling ADMIN ASSISTANT For Appointment coordina- Inc. Needed Secretary/Administrative Assistant to be answering phones, filing, scheduling, incoming/outgoing mail etc. Call Tracy at: 509-663-7239 or email tracy. douglas1960@hotmail.com Seeking Employment 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE with photo retouch- ing, graphic design, logos, flyers, business cards, websites & more! Andyskye@gmail. com (561) 531-8751 Dance Cleaning DANCE WITH US! Classes start in October. 8 CLEANING AND ERRANDS have opening. Please call today for information and to schedule: 541-463-8485 weeks, $70/person. Meet other singles or dance with your partner. Registration dead- line Sept 30. 541-342-3058. www.danceeu- gene.com Fitness LACKING ENERGY? NEED MOTIVATION? Get In Shape w/ us! Personal Training, Free Weights, Circuit & Over 35 classes to choose from NEVER A JOINING FEE! In Shape Athletic Club 2681 Willamette 541-687- 2200 Wellness STRUGGLING WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? Addicted to PILLS? Talk to someone who cares. Call The Addiction Hope & Help Line for a free assessment. 800-978-6674 (AAN CAN) VIAGRA 100mg, CIALIS 20mg. 40 Pills + 4 FREE for only $99. #1 Male Enhancement! Discreet Shipping. Save $500. Buy the Blue Pill Now! 1-800-404-1271 WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St. Eugene. Emergency & on-going denstry for Low/No income residents of Lane County. Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344- 8302 Hypnosis YES HYPNOSIS WORKS Hypnosis for stopping smoking, weight loss, stress, anxiety Call Shoshanah Thielle Cht 541-684-3965 EMPLOYMENT NEEDED TODAY BS in Psych with a can do attitude, it’s about solutions. Odd jobs, side jobs, experience in social & health service. Let me be your best choice ever! Kelly 971-208-4452 LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here (up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks. Briefly list your skills/experience & contact info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or call 541-484-0519 Career Training AIRLINE CAREERS begin here – Get started by training as FAA certified Aviation Technician. Financial aid for qualified stu- dents. Job placement assistance. Call Aviation Institute of Maintenance 800-725- 1563 (AAN CAN) WELLNESS Acupuncture RELIEVE STRESS & PAIN AFFORDABLY Wise Turtle Acupuncture offers community acu- puncture. Sliding scale $15-35. 807 A St, Spfd 541-731-1466 WiseTurtleAcupuncture. com Yoga DROP-IN YOGA at Eugene Yoga. Sundays: $6 Downtown 9a/5:45p. $5 South 11:45a/6:15p. $44 for 4 weeks of Unlimited Classes for new students! www.eugeneyo- ga.us SUN SALUTATIONS & AYURVEDA WORKSHOP YOGA & AYURVEDA CLASSES AT CORE STAR Recycling THE RECYCLERS SINCE 1989 TOTALLY FREE METAL RECYCLING Cars, batteries, motorcycles, RVs? applianc- es, anything. 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Bids on lawn removal — Gary 541-461-0598 PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Gentle yoga w/Ayurvedic teachings Every WED 5:30-6:30p & SAT 9:30-10:30a Drop-in Tutoring YOGA WEST Kundalini Yoga in Eugene as PERSONAL TUTORING SERVICE Over 5 yrs experience in all levels. Math up to Calculus, critical reading, writing & SAT prep. Reasonable rates, flexible schedule, excel- lent references. James 541-914-1702 taught by Yogi Bhajan. First two classes for the price of one. 3635 Hilyard, yogawesteu- gene.com ZEN YOGA CLASSES: Blue Cliff Zen Center Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30-6:30pm $7 www.bluecliffzen.org HOME SERVICES Building/Remodel DECKS /Fence Repair. Make the old look new. Refinishing specialist. General rehab work. CCB#116497 BRAD 541-913-0652. CHRONIC PAIN? Try Rolfing. Jeffrey Burch OREGON STATE LAW requires anyone con- Chiropractic Care CUSTOM QUALITY HOUSE PAINTING by ArtTrek. Interior, Exterior. Faux Finish. Lead Safe. 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Flexible rates Assistance with communication, problem-solving, & decision-making Tim Hicks Connexus Confl ict Management 541-915-9606 tim@connexusconfl ictmanagement.com connexusconfl ictmanagement.com Attorney/Legal AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships, SS Disability and SSI Representation and Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell, 132 East Broadway, Suite 718, Eugene. 541-343- 9341 Also makes home visits. Film/Video/Photography COMMUNITY TELEVISION (Comcast channel 29) offers hands-on classes in Studio, Field & Digital Editing. For info call 541-790-6616 or info@ctv29.org R E A L E S TAT E Realtors A SOCIALLY responsible Realtor. Kathy Ging, M.A., G.R.I., 28 years of ethical practice. Amethyst Realty LLC 541-342-8461 kathy@ kathyging.com. www.kathyging.com. WIGGLY TAILS DOG RESCUE Helping abandoned and surrendered dogs fi nd their forever homes Selene is sweet and affectionate once she gets to know you but will need a quiet home with no children. She seems to like other calm dogs and cats. Due to some medical and behavioral concerns she will need time to adjust. She would love a home where people can be patient, understanding, and respectful of her needs. She is about 2 years old and about 12 lbs. Please let us know if you can help this sweet girl! Foster homes & volunteers are always needed! Please contact us through our Facebook page. www.facebook.com/WigglyTailsDogRescue