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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY BY R O B B R E ZN Y ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Don’t think about making art, just get it done,” said Andy Warhol. “Let every- one else decide if it’s good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.” I encourage you to adopt that mini-manifesto for your own purposes in the coming weeks, Aries. If you’re not an artist, simply substitute the appropriate phrase for “making art.” It could be “creating interest- ing relationships,” “exploring exotic lands,” “changing corrupt political institutions,” “fixing environmental problems” or even “making money.” The main point is: Focus on doing what drives your quest for meaning, and forget about what people think of it. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A Jungian writer whose name I have unfortunately misplaced made the fol- lowing observations: “I n a man’s psyche, the unconscious is experienced as chaotic, filled with violent and irrational processes of generation and destruction. But to a woman’s psyche the unconscious is a fascinat- ing matrix of sacred images and rituals which in their wildly contradictory meanings express the secret unity of all life.” After analyzing the astrological omens, I suspect that you Taurus men now have an unprec- edented opportunity to experience your unconscious as women do. As for you Taurus women: You have the chance to get a vivid, visceral understanding of how true this description of the female unconscious is. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Let’s talk about the Decision. I’m referring to the Choice you have been danc- ing around and fretting about and analyzing to death. By my estimate, there are at least 15 different solu- tions you could pursue. But just seven of those solutions would meet the requirements of being intelligent, responsible and fun. Of those seven, only four would be intelligent, responsible, fun and enduring. Of those four, only two would be intelligent, responsible, fun, enduring and the best for all concerned. I suggest you opt for one of those two. CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’m not necessarily asserting that you need to edit yourself, Cancerian. Only you can decide that. But I will state unequivocally that if there is in fact any editing needed, now would be a good time to do it. You will have extra insight about what aspects of your life might benefit from being condensed, corrected, and fine-tuned. It’s also true that the rectifications you do in the coming weeks will be relatively smooth and painless. So look into the possibilities, please. Should you calm your blame reflex? Downsize a huffy attitude? Shed some emotional baggage? LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): How many times have you been in love, Leo? Just once or twice? Or have you dived into the depths of amorous togetherness again and again over the years? Whatever the case may be, I bet you have strong ideas about the nature of passionate romance and profound intimacy. That’s natural and normal. But I’m going to ask you to temporarily forget everything you think you know about all that stuff. I invite you to become innocent again, cleansed of all your mature, jaded, hopeful and resentful thoughts about the game of love. In my astrological opinion, there’s no better way for you to prepare for what will come next. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A medical research journal reported on a British woman who accidentally swallowed a felt-tip pen. It lay there in her stomach for 25 years. When surgeons finally removed it, they were surprised to find it still worked. I am not suggesting that anything remotely as exotic or bizarre will be happening to you, Virgo. I do suspect, though, that you will soon have an experience with certain metaphori- cal resemblances to that event. For example, you may retrieve and find use for an element of your past that has been gone or missing for a long time. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Sapiosexual” is a relatively new word that refers to a person who is erotically attracted to intelligence. Urbandictionary.com gives an example of how it might be used: “I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want a sapiosexual.” In the coming weeks, Libra, I suspect you will be closer to fitting this definition than you’ve ever been before. The yearning that’s rising up in you is filled with the need to be stimulated by bril- liance, to be influenced by wisdom, to be catalyzed by curiosity. wink WOMEN SEEK ING MEN HI Hey, hate to be alone! Ekanka, 29, g I AM i am a nice looking girl from a humble back grand, i am 25 years old still single never been married. altaff002, 25, g VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD Seeking friend and lover who is confident and secure in themselves not needing con- stant affirmation of my affection, should also have identity outside of ‘US’ & enjoys their own space. Gypsy68, 44, g SHY AND GEEKY A little awkward, a little socially inept. I play WoW, read, write (or attempt to at least), draw, and hope to someday be a licensed tattoo artist. starvinartmajor, 24, g Eugene Weekly’s local dating site WINK-KINK.COM MEN SEEK ING MEN CHRYSALSIS, METAMORPHOSIS, ONE- WYRDSIS RECENTLY MOVED HERE thrumming vibrations with tempo of cheer Shadow and night merging delight, emerg- ing with the Light to come my crumbles are easily made into pie Crust!! When: Thursday, November 15, 2012. Where: Scene with the Mind. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902666 Looking for guys to hang out with. Movies, coffee, restaurant, road trips. Personality more significant. Let’s connect and see! SilverBelt, 51, g FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves cof- fee seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner who likes the outdoors but also enjoys a night in. Tamwyn, 22, g JUST FRIENDS SILLY GAMER GIRL Lonely shy girl, Seeks the same for friend- ship, and hanging out.. Someone who actu- ally wants to stick around and get to know me. Is that you? Let’s find out. :). wildland- dreamer, 18, g WOMEN SEEK ING WOMEN I S AW Y O U COUNTRY GIRL WANTED i like camping rodeosgood food movies romance family and friends coast and walks spending time to get to know each other cooking with each other or for a drive somewhere. sherrybeary, 49 MEN SEEK ING WOMEN ORGANIC RED ROADIE Off grid self unemployed Buffalo Warrior. Ambivalence prone:gregarious recluse, modern primitive, peaceful warrior. State Prison monthly sweat volunteer.ISO Post possessive, self actualizing, sensually adventurous crone. Attitude counts more than 50%. farcetwiddler, 58 FUNNY LOGICAL CYNNICAL searching for my place in this existance. need an open minded companion who finds happiness in the little things and can be happy with whatever the future may bring. JTBILLZ, 27 TREE HUGGER Nice, thoughtful guy looking for a honey: someone to share life with, someone to hike with, someone to cuddle up with, someone to laugh with. stagehand, 52, g ARTIST, MUSICIAN, LOVER. Kind, passionate, attentive. Lover of what is. Funny, sardonic, Looking for fun, casual fling. Foreplay and lots of kissing. Romantic, and attractive. No commitments or obliga- tions. Just here now! Jubal, 30, g HOMEWORK: What good old thing could you give up in order to attract a great new thing into your life? Testify at Freewillastrology.com. GO TO REALASTROLOGY.COM CHECK OUT EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES AND DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. THE AUDIO HOROSCOPES ARE ALSO AVAILABLE BY PHONE AT 18778734888 [] 19009507700 30 November 21, 2012 • eugeneweekly.com Service couldn’t have been kinder, nor more honest. Ones like you continue 2be cause for my truth/unarmored heart/authentic sincerity to feel, not only completely safe; welcome. ThankYou for beingHuman. :) When: Wednesday, November 14, 2012. Where: Les Schwab Tires On 18th.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902662 SUNSHINE! WAS MINE? CHRYSALSIS, METAMORPHOSIS, ONE- WYRDSIS I too bathed in New MOON night, my own Shadow merging with night, emerging with delight in coming light. cookie crumbles are easily made into pie crust! LEMON PIE! farmboy When: Friday, November 16, 2012. Where: Scene with the Mind. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902669 MY BEAUTIFUL DREAMER Trust is hard to build, we’ve got to fight through the fears. You have my heart, you’ve done your part, now lets move on and really enjoy more years. When: Thursday, November 15, 2012. Where: everywhere I look. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902668 i cant be with u any more. just a fleeting thought in my mind.like seasonal allergies all the time just unkind. sorry Echo.J.T. Broke When: Wednesday, November 14, 2012. Where: roosevelt n haig. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902661 ON THE BUS You: Aaron, 31 with dark hair and beard. Me: Shelby, 20 with blue eyes We talked a lot, and couldn’t stop smiling at each other. Find me on Facebook please! When: Monday, November 12, 2012. Where: on the 43 bus. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902660 Naked + Unpredictable After 10pm? www.ctv29.org CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The plot twists will be intriguing. The actors may be unpredictable, even erratic. Blossoming and decay will be happening simultaneously, and the line between wisdom and crazi- ness could get blurry. There’s not nearly enough room in this little horoscope to describe the epic sweep of the forces working behind the scenes. Are you willing to confront uncanny truths that other people might regard as too unruly? Are you brave enough to penetrate to the depths that others are too timid to look at, let alone deal with? I hope you are, Capricorn, because that will give you the power to ultimately emerge from the drama with your integrity shining and your intelligence boosted. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The fates guide him who will; him who won’t, they drag.” So said the ancient Greek philosopher Seneca, and now I’m passing it on to you. It’s an excellent time for you to think about the issue. Ask yourself: Have you been cooperating with fate so that it has maximum power to shepherd you? Have you been working closely with fate, giving it good reasons to consistently provide you with useful hints and timely nudges? Or have you been you avoiding fate, even resisting it out of laziness or ignorance, compelling it to yank you along? Spend the next few weeks making sure your relationship with fate is strong and righteous. We talked about Brazil, natural foods,etc. while sharing lunch at a small table. Nice time. Never got your number. Meet again next Tuesday at high noon? When: Tuesday, November 13, 2012. Where: library. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902663 MIKE AT LESCHWAB MICHAEL AND LEAH My sincere-gratitude for the-opportunity your unity gave me to profoundly acknowl- edge/explore my shadow side, AND the awareness;loyalty/devotion/trust actually exist in marriage. No more forgiving to-be- done. Peacefully, A Human Being. :) When: Saturday, November 26, 2011. Where: IN Love.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902670 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your redesigned thrust vectoring matrix is finally operational. Love those new nozzles! Moreover, you’ve managed to purge all the bugs from your cellular tracking pulse, and your high-resolution flux capacitor is retooled and as sexy as a digitally remastered simulation of your first kiss. You’re almost ready for take-off, Sagittarius! The most important task left to do is to realign your future shock absorbers. No more than a week from now, I expect you to be flying high and looking very, very good. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Psychologists have done studies that suggest we subconsciously adopt the qualities of fictional characters we read about or see in movies. That’s not a problem if those characters are smart, ethical, highly motivated people whose ideals are similar to ours. But if the heroes of the stories we absorb are jerks who treat others badly and make messes wherever they go, our imitative urges may lead us astray. Right now is a crucial time for you to be extra careful about the role models you allow to seep into your imagination. You’re especially susceptible to taking on their attributes. I say, be proactive: Expose yourself intensely to only the very best fictional characters who embody the heights you aspire to reach. ‘BIG HEAD COOK’ Steaming, then there you were, strongly drifting into /through the mind, this night!! How are the stars aligning, in your neck of trees? Sending friendly angelove via cyber space!! :) When: Wednesday, November 14, 2012. Where: steam room. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902664 SHANELL’S LIBRARY GUY! BLAIR ALLEY Hot dog guy. Saturday night. We talked for awhile. you should be single-r. You were my favorite guy ever. Hope I see you there again sometime. When: Saturday, November 17, 2012. Where: Whiteaker. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902671 SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 2007 the band White Stripes did a tour of Canada. One of their final gigs was outdoors in St. John’s, Newfoundland. They came on stage, played one note — a C-sharp —and de- clared the performance over. It was the briefest rock show in history. Judging from the current astrological omens, Scorpio, I’m thinking it would be a good time for you to do some almost equally pithy things. You have the potential to be extremely concise and intense and focused in all you do. I urge you to fulfill that potential. Pack every speech, gesture, and action with a concentrated wealth of meaning. UNDERGROUND ACCOMPLICE I’m sorry for what I’ve done to cause you to turn from me. Hearing your voice makes me happy. I soar when I see see you. I suffer without you. When: Thursday, November 15, 2012. Where: Will you pause to break my heart?. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902665 Healing Massage Open for Breakfast & Lunch Anytime Deli Style 9th & Garfield | (541) 344-0067 5am-6pm M-F & 5am-2pm Sat Supporting Local Art for the Past Four Decades Lucia McKelvey , LMT 541.683.3286 541-345-1853 Mon-Sat 10am-8pm Sun 12pm-6pm HUNKY DORY PIPE & TOBACCO
