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and your second concert ever. We
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cause. You didn’t ask for my num-
ber. Coffee or tea? When:
Sunday, March 18, 2012.
Where:
McDonald
Theater. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902415
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You: Woman. Me: Man.
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You were crossing 12th towards
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12th and Alder. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
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When:
Wednesday, March 14,
2012. Where: my room.
You: Woman. Me: Woman.
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Sunday, January
1,
2012.
Where:
OCCUPYING $PACE IN
MY HOME. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902414
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beanie.Told me to have a good day
after catching me looking @ you
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black boots. Too shy to say Hello.
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2012. Where: Toshi’s
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Woman. #902410
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Sunday, December 18,
2011. Where: In My
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Me: Woman. #902409
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Man.
Me:
Woman.
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March 8, 2012. Where:
Dentists
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of
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Woman.
Me:
Man.
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Hey brown eyed girl. Wish we
could have stayed friends. But I
know my cray cray is rather
unique. Coffee? Just making sure
your alive. Fruit flys in my head.
When: Thursday, March
8, 2012. Where: Nowhere
for a while. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902404
FRAGILE REVOLUTIONARY
“as soon as it’s warm out, the
revolution is back on” is why
your revolution is a failure. Grow
some stones if you want to
occupy anything. When:
Thursday, March
8,
2012. Where: at home
safe and warm. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902403
BY ROB BREZSNY
impact. Here’s one tip that would be especially useful for you in the
coming days: Exaggerate precisely. Heinrichs gives an example from
the work of the illustrious raconteur, American author Mark Twain.
Twain did not write, “In a single day, New England’s weather changes
a billion times.” Rather, he said, “In the spring I have counted 136 dif-
ferent kinds of weather inside of four-and twenty hours.” Be inspired
by Twain’s approach in every way you can imagine, Leo. Make things
bigger and wilder and more expansive everywhere you go, but do it
with exactitude and rigor.
with you as you embark on your catalytic adventures. They’ll help you
cultivate the right mood. McClure: “Everything is natural. The light on
your fi ngertips is starlight. Life begins with coiling — molecules and
nebulae. Cruelty, selfi shness, and vanity are boring. Each self is many
selves. Reason is beauty. Light and darkness are arbitrary divisions.
Cleanliness is as undefi nable and as natural as fi lth. The physiological
body is pure spirit. Monotony is madness. The frontier is both outside
and inside. The universe is the messiah. The senses are gods and god-
desses. Where the body is — there are all things.”
my usual pep talks. I think it’s for the best. If I deliver a kind-hearted
kick in the butt, maybe it will encourage you to make a few course
corrections, thereby making it unnecessary for fate to get all tricky
and funky on you. So here you go, Taurus: 1. The last thing you need is
someone to support your fl aws and encourage you in your delusions.
True friends will offer snappy critiques and crisp advice. 2. Figure out
once and for all why you keep doing a certain deed that’s beneath
you, then gather the strength and get the help you need to quit it. 3.
It’s your duty to stop doing your duty with such a somber demeanor
and heavy tread. To keep from sabotaging the good it can accomplish,
you’ve got to put more pleasure into it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Liminality” is a term that refers to the
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You know those tall, starched
betwixt and between state. It’s dawn or dusk, when neither night nor
day fully rules. It’s the mood that prevails when a transition is immi-
nent or a threshold beckons. During a rite of passage, liminality is the
phase when the initiate has left his or her old way of doing things but
has not yet been fully accepted or integrated into the new way. Mysti-
cal traditions from all over the world recognize this as a shaky but
potent situation — a time and place when uncertainty and ambiguity
reign even as exciting possibilities loom. In my estimate, Virgo, you’re
now ensconced in liminality.
white hats that many chefs wear? Traditionally they had 100 pleats,
which denoted the number of ways a real professional could cook an
egg. I urge you to wear one of those hats in the coming weeks, Capri-
corn — or whatever the equivalent symbol might be for your specialty.
It’s high time for you to express your ingenuity in dealing with what’s
simple and familiar ... to be inventive and versatile as you show how
much you can accomplish using just the basics.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The German word Weltratsel can be
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Argentinian writer Antonio Porchia
said there were two kinds of shadows: “some hide, others reveal.” In
recent weeks, you’ve been in constant contact with the shadows that
hide. But beginning any moment now, you’ll be wandering away from
those rather frustrating enigmas and entering into a dynamic relation-
ship with more evocative mysteries: the shadows that reveal. Be alert
for the shift so you won’t get caught assuming that the new shadows
are just like the old ones.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Not bad for a few weeks’ work, or play,
or whatever it is you want to call this tormented, inspired outburst.
Would it be too forward of me to suggest that you’ve gone a long way
toward outgrowing the dark fairy tale that had been haunting your
dreams for so long? And yet all this may just be a warm-up for your
next metamorphosis, in which you make an audacious new commit-
ment to becoming what you really want to be when you grow up.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This week I’m taking a break from
translated as “World Riddle.” Coined by the philosopher Friedrich Ni-
etzsche, it refers to questions like “What is the meaning of existence?”
and “What is the nature of reality?” According to my reading of the
astrological omens, Gemini, you’re now primed to deepen your under-
standing of the World Riddle. For the next few weeks, you will have an
enhanced ability to pry loose useful secrets about some big mysteries.
Certain passages in the Book of Life that have always seemed like
gobbledygook to you will suddenly make sense. Here’s a bonus: Every
time you decipher more of the World Riddle, you will solve another
small piece of your Personal Riddle.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “The reasonable man adapts himself
to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the
world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable
man.” So wrote George Bernard Shaw in his book Man and Superman.
From the hints I have gleaned, Cancerian, you are now in an ideal
phase to be the sort of unreasonable man or woman who gets life to
adapt so as to better serve you and your dreams. Even if it’s true that
the emphasis in the past has often been on you bending and shaping
yourself to adjust to the circumstances others have wrought, the com-
ing weeks could be different.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his book Word Hero, Jay Heinrichs offers
us advice about how to deliver pithy messages that really make an
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ALLANN BROS 5TH
You: always with a friend, some-
times in uniform, sometimes not.
Down near door. Me: working on
my Mac,upstairs in the corner.
Share some caffeine? When:
Monday, February 13,
2012. Where: Allann
Bros. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902408
TUESDAY @ TOSHI’S
BROKEN, BEAT&SCARRED
Free Will Astrology
PTARYNDACTYL
I’m sorry I’m not a hot hottie post-
ing an I saw you, but at least it’s
better than your crazy ex? Miss
you, friend. Xoxo, TriSarahtops
When: Sunday, March 18,
2012. Where: Not in
Portland, sadly.. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902413
MARCH 22, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
LIBRA
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Every winter, hordes of ants have
overrun my house. At least that was true up until recently. This winter,
the pests stayed away, and that has been very good news. I didn’t
have to fi ght them off with poison and hand-to-hand combat. The
bad news? The reason they didn’t invade was because very little rain
fell, as it’s supposed to during Northern California winters. The ants
weren’t driven above ground by the torrents that usually soak the soil.
And so now drought threatens our part of the world. Water shortages
may loom. I propose that this scenario is a metaphor for a dilemma
you may soon face, Scorpio — except that you will have a choice in the
matter: Would you rather deal with a lack of a fundamental resource
or else an infl uence that’s bothersome but ultimately pretty harmless?
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re entering one of the most
buoyant phases of your astrological cycle. Your mandate is to be brash
and bouncy, frothy and irrepressible. To prepare you, I’ve rounded up
some exclamatory declarations by poet Michael McClure. Take them
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): As I was driving my car in San
Francisco late one night, I arrived at a traffi c signal that confused me.
The green light was radiant and steady, but then so was the red light. I
came to a complete stop and waited until fi nally, after about two min-
utes, the red faded. I suspect you may soon be facing a similar jumble
of mixed signals, Aquarius. If that happens, I suggest you do what I
did. Don’t keep moving forward; pause and sit still until the message
gets crisp and clear.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A woman named Joan Ginther has
won the Texas Lottery four times, collecting over $20 million. Is she
freakishly lucky? Maybe not, according to Nathaniel Rich’s article in
the August 2011 issue of Harper’s. He notes that Ginther has a Ph.D.
in math from Stanford, and wonders if she has used her substantial
understanding of statistics to game the system. (More here: tinyurl.
com/LuckAmuck.) Be inspired by her example, Pisces. You now have
exceptional power to increase your good fortune through hard work
and practical ingenuity.
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