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URBAN-RURAL GREEN MAN
ARCADE BEAUTY
I was tasked with finding the
love of my life; my turnon: deep
connection with my lover,
friends& family. Most important:
growing, music, food, nature,
building, exploring. Looking for
allies/collaborators. theotter-
guy, 60,g
2 am, walked behind you without
enough nerve. Newcomers hug-
ging in the middle of Blair. Be
there next Saturday or anywhere
we could share another hug
“Hello!” before then? When:
Sunday, February 19,
2012. Where: Blair Alley.
You: Woman. Me: Woman.
#902390
LIBRA BALANCING ACT
Quality girl seeking an intelli-
gent, fun-loving, and sensual
gentleman who can balance me.
Please be honest and drama-
free. LaBoheme, 35,g
DOWN TO EARTH
Im a hard working man that likes
to have fun and be eventurest
shy to a point but never scared
to do most things fun exciting
free birdd freinds. shyflirt, 37
DIMENSIONAL SHIFT READY
Coast to Coast AM long time lis-
tener. Ready for the dimensional
shift. i love plants, animals,
trees, water, nature, humans,
extraterrestrials, beer. watch
only a little tv. conscious omni-
vore. Namaste. q123robin,
56,g
DEAR GOLDENBROWN
MAKE IT INTERESTING
Intelligent, good conversational-
ist, and never boring. Friends
tell me I’m attractive and I don’t
like being bored or boring.
Looking for a friend first then
who knows. Must like dogs.
nicklynewly, 53,g
OPENING THE DOOR
Aries and Chinese Dragon; gen-
tle, honest, practical, 20 + years
sober, with kind morals, dry
humor and joy. Relaxed, some-
times colorful, evolving, strong
sense connections, love of out-
doors seeks same. 3Josey90,
59, ☎,g
UNTIED DOG BITES!
Your dog wasn’t leashed. I got
bit, luckily it wasn’t the little kids
who were 20 seconds behind me.
Assholes like you don’t deserve
to have an animal. When:
Sunday, February 26,
2012. Where: Sundance,
9 PM. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902395
FUN AND QUIRKY
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone
share many fun times and con-
versations. living consciously,
and cuteness are a plus. deh-
geek, 25,g
GOOD MAN... THOROUGH.
UO 4th year. Raised in Texas, play
basketball, rock climb, read/
write, backpack, am mellow.
Don’t mesh well with over-the-
top personalities... no offense,
y’all. I’m a Scrooge. But loveable?
Got2Thumbs, 21, ☎,g
It’s ArcadeBeauty. Sorry cdn’t
make Sat, too sick bt thought of
u. Plz meet me Sat @ Meiji 10pm,
I’ll make it up. Plenty of Hugs :)
When: Sunday, February
19, 2012. Where: Blair
Alley. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902394
BLACK HAT BASS-ACKWARDS
Keeper of the bar at Sammy B’s.
A frown used to be your uniform.
The smile you’ve been sporting
is
infectious.
When:
Tuesday, February 14,
2012. Where: In the
Whit. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902393
FATCAT TYCOON FARTFACE
I saw you riding around in your
Maserhini. Live it up while the
weather’s bad, dear corporate
vermin, because soon as it’s
warm out, the revolution is back
on. Occupy!!! When: Monday,
February 20, 2012.
Where: Bank of America.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902392
A LITERATE WOMAN
SURRENDERING INTO
NATURE
QUIET HIKER ROCKER
To be completed. citizen-
communist, 25,g
Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): At one point in his book The Divine Com-
edy, the Italian poet Dante is traveling through purgatory on his way
to paradise. American poet T.S. Eliot describes the scene: “The people
there were inside the fl ames expurgating their errors and sins. And
there was one incident when Dante was talking to an unknown woman
in her fl ame. As she answered Dante’s questions, she had to step out
of her fl ame to talk to him, until at last she was compelled to say to
Dante, ‘Would you please hurry up with your questions so I can get
on with my burning?’” I bring this to your attention, Aries, because I
love the way you’ve been expurgating your own errors and sins lately.
Don’t let anything interfere with your brilliant work. Keep burning
till you’re done. (Source: “A New Type of Intellectual: Contemplative
Withdrawal and Four Quartets,” by Kenneth P. Kramer.)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you’ve been holding yourself back in
any way, Taurus, now’s the time to unlock and unleash yourself. If you
have been compromising your high standards or selling yourself short,
I hope you will give yourself permission to grow bigger and stronger
and brighter. If you’ve been hiding your beauty or hedging your bets
or rationing your access to the mother lode, you have offi cially arrived
at the perfect moment to stop that nonsense.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the cult blaxploitation fi lm The Hu-
man Tornado, the main character Dolemite brags about his prowess. “I
chained down thunder and handcuffed lightning!” he raves. “I used an
earthquake to mix my milkshake! I eat an avalanche when I want ice
cream! I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze! I swallowed an ice-
berg and didn’t freeze!” This is the way I want to hear you talk in the
coming week, Gemini. Given the current astrological confi gurations,
you have every right to. Furthermore, I think it’ll be healthy for you.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Astrologer Antero Alli theorizes that
the placement of the sign Cancer in a person’s chart may indicate
what he or she tends to whine about. In his own chart, he says, Cancer
rules his ninth house, so he whines about obsolete beliefs and bad
education and stale dogmas that cause people to shun fi rsthand
experience as a source of authority. I hereby declare these issues to
be supremely honorable reasons for you to whine in the coming week.
You also have cosmic permission to complain vociferously about the
following: injustices perpetrated by small-minded people; short-sight-
ed thinking that ignores the big picture; and greedy self-interest that
disdains the future. On the other hand, you don’t have clearance to
whine about crying babies, rude clerks or traffi c jams.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): L.A. Weekly praised the music of drone-noise
band Barn Owl. Its review said that the listening experience is “akin
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MARCH 1, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
Looking for the woman who
wants to be serenely tucked
back into a high mountain valley
along a beautiful creek in
Northern Cal. with her man,
goats, chickens and rabbits.
StarrBeorn, 56,g
to placing your ear against the Dalai Lama’s stomach and catching
the sound of his reincarnation juices fl owing.” That sounds a bit like
what’s ahead for you in the coming week, Leo: getting the lowdown on
the inner workings of a benevolent source ... tuning in to the rest of
the story that lies behind a seemingly simple, happy tale … gathering
up revelations about the subterranean currents that are always going
on beneath the surface of the good life. It’s ultimately all positive,
although a bit complicated.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the coming days, you could do a lot to
develop a better relationship with darkness. And no, I don’t mean that
you should do bad things and seek out negativity and be fascinated
with evil. When I use that word “darkness,” I’m referring to confusing
mysteries and your own unconscious patterns and the secrets you
hide from yourself. I mean the diffi cult memories and the parts of the
world that seem inhospitable to you and the sweet dreams that have
lost their way. See what you can do to understand this stuff better,
Virgo. Open yourself to the redemptive teachings it has for you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Sister Jessica, a character in Frank Her-
bert’s Dune books, says, “The greatest and most important problems
of life cannot be solved. They can only be outgrown.” I encourage you
to use that theory as your operative hypothesis for the foreseeable
future. Here are some specifi c clues about how to proceed: Don’t ob-
sess on your crazy-making dilemma. Instead, concentrate on skillfully
doing the pleasurable activities that you do best. Be resolutely faithful
to your higher mission and feed your lust for life. Slowly but surely, I
think you’ll fi nd that the frustrating impediment will be drained of at
least some of its power to lock up your energy.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A few years ago, the Hong Kong
company Life Enhance sold briefs and boxer shorts that were sup-
posedly designed by a master practitioner of feng shui. On the front
of every garment was an image of a dragon, which the Chinese have
traditionally regarded as a lucky symbol. To have this powerful charm
in contact with your intimate places increased your vital force — or
so the sales rap said. By my estimates, Scorpio, you’re not going to
need a boost like that in the coming weeks. Without any outside aids
whatsoever, your lower furnace will be generating intense beams of
magical heat. What are you going to do with all that potent mojo?
Please don’t use it on trivial matters.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There are times in your life
when you do a lot of exploring in the outer world, and other times
when your pioneering probes are directed primarily inward. In my
astrological opinion, you’re currently more suited for the latter kind of
research. If you agree with me, here’s one tack you might want to take:
You are the woman reading my
help wanted ad in this paper
seeking women for a female
photographer/videographer. I
see you there! :) When:
Thursday, February 23,
2012. Where: right now.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902391
HOUSE OF RECORDS
Me: Striking looks of Gilbert
Gottfried and an inquisitive
nature. You: Patience of a saint.
What color of shirt you wear? I’ll
bring $101.96 today and tomor-
row! When:
Tuesday,
February 14, 2012.
Where:
House
Of
Records. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902389
FOURTEEN KISSES...
Fourteen sighs... fourteen glanc-
es... fourteen tries. You are worth
it all!! Love When: Tuesday,
February 14, 2012.
Where: above the cliffs.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902388
NORTHGATE LIQUOR
AUDREY.
Your always the sunshine in my
day. Loved that tight black shirt,
unbuttoned at the top WOW was
my sunshine hot that Saturday!
More highlights in your hair!
When:
Saturday,
February
11,
2012.
Where: Northgate Liquor
Store. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902387
STUDENT INSURGENT
PHILOSOPHER
Sandy hair, light brown eyes.
Think think think, but don’t stop
being Orlando, ridiculous and
romantic if that is as you like it.
See you at some such great
height When: Monday,
February 13, 2012.
Where: there. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902385
TO THE WOMAN THAT
HELPED ME FEB. 10
after my bicycle/car accident at
24th & Hilyard. Please call me, I
would like to thank you. 541-505-
9690
Take an inventory of all your inner voices, noticing both the content of
what they say and the tone with which they say it. Some of them may
be chatty and others shy; some blaring and others seductive; some
nagging and needy and others calm and insightful. Welcome all the
voices in your head into the spotlight of your alert attention. Ask them
to step forward and reveal their agendas.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The Oxford English Dictionary, an
authority on the state of the English language, adds an average of two
new words every day. In the coming weeks, Capricorn, I’d like to see
you expand your capacity for self-expression with equal vigor. Accord-
ing to my reading of the astrological omens, you’re due for an upgrade
in your vocabulary, your clarity, and your communication skills. Here’s
one of the OED’s fresh terms, which would be a good addition to your
repertoire: “bouncebackability,” the ability to recover from a setback
or to rebound from a loss of momentum.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): We turn to Dr. Seuss for help in
formulating your horoscope this week. He told a story of dining in a
restaurant with his uncle, who was served a popover, which is a puffy
muffi n that’s hollow on the inside. “To eat these things,” said his uncle,
“you must exercise great care. You may swallow down what’s solid, but
you must spit out the air!” Drawing a lesson from these wise words,
Dr. Seuss concluded, “As you partake of the world’s bill of fare, that’s
darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And
be careful what you swallow.” I expect your coming week will be suc-
cessful, Aquarius, if you apply these principles.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You should be like a rooster, Pisces:
dispensing wake-up calls on a regular basis. You should be nudging
people to shed their torpor and shake themselves out of their stupor.
What’s your personal version of “Cockadoodle-doo!”? It shouldn’t be
something generic like “Open your eyes!” or “Stop making excuses!”
Come up with attention-grabbing exclamations or signature phrases
that no intelligent person can possibly ignore or feel defensive about.
For example: “Let’s leap into the vortex and scramble our trances!”?
HOMEWORK:
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