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WINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) COME BACK come with your Subaru and bring a typewriter this time. I’m needing your help. I’m just four years off schedule. When: Monday, November 7, 2011. Where: Eugene area. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902293 ECCENTRIC INDEPENDENT ICONOCLAST Looking for someone from my planet. I’m happy by myself, but know there’s more via commu- nion of like minds. You: sane, nice, real; old enough you think I look great. Kubaba, 55, g , #106741 HAPPY, VERSITLIE, ENERGETIC Looking for some 2 spend time with on a regular basis that will not complaine all the time that I work 7 days a week. Rain, 47, g , #106713 LADY LOVER AT THE BEACH FINE FIGURED MAN 1% OF ONE from fundamentalist christianity to knowing that life is what we make it. bukugarden, 59, #102391 are you adventurous, game for some crazy fun....me too, trying to work less and live life more. I am usually on the go and pretty active so looking for similar. stereolab399, 32, g , #106726 ATTRACTIVE WM bohemian, middle aged, finan- cially secure, eclectic, creative, spiritual, intellectual, mild man- nered, sensitive, strong, seeking an intelligent attractive compat- ible woman, 35-48, healthy mind & body, slim/average, for friend- ship leading to LTR. E-mail: ken92zz88@yahoo.com SLOW BUT SURE What I offer and desire. Great conversation. Honest communi- cation. lotsandlotsanndlotsand- lots of monogamous sex. mutual reflection, service, creation. dogs. laughing whenever possi- ble. play, play, play, play! oh, and deep, transfun. divetime, 46, ☎, g , #105312 Been alone too long and want to meet someone special. Bicycled last year in South America Currently studying espaÒol and helping organize international Native American spirtual run. guyonabike, 69, g , #106754 GENUINE, THOUGHTFUL, GOOFBALL. Attractive sex partners. A nym- phomaniac would be ideal. Position with benefits for any lady who takes a liking to me. Must be healthy and attractive. Two girls would be fine. CxHxAxD, 47, #106751 Looking for a friend and partner in life. Pyromantic, 45, ☎, g , #106696 Seth. That look alone was enough to make my day. wish i’d said something more. what a beautiful moment! Thank You When: Monday, November 7, 2011. Where: 10th st.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902297 KATERI Moved from PA. I love loving and being with people. learning, for- ests, art, music, discovering, sustainability. I want open rela- tionships. I’m bi. Would Love a GirlFriend. sleepingwbooks, 21, g , #105401 I run on the beach (weather per- mitting!) and practice yoga. Singer, songwriter, percussionist, dancer. Seals at sunset, travel and hot springs. The natural world always calls me to return. yaquinalady, 60, ☎, g , #104199 ATHLETIC FEMAMMAL THINKS.... TALKIN ABOUT TINGLES It’s always difficult to describe your best attributes, but I con- sider myself honest,funny, adventurous and looking to enjoy life with someone beauti- ful. Anyone out there who is beautiful? Twila, 40, g , #106629 FUNNY FREINDLY NICE call me jon i like to hang out with freinds going to the movies tra- valing road trips and being out of the house and being ther for my freinds. gingergiant, 18, g , #106710 MAN IN FULL ATHLETIC CUTE HORNY Looking for soul satisfying com- panionship/love and mutual sup- port. Mental/physical compatibil- ity is essential. Book smarts and common sense are major assets. Be kind and affectionate. GudSpellar, 65, g , #106727 I need to have some awesome sex with a good lookin gal and I am good lookin myself. I am in shape, clean, and am ready. I am a tiger. athleticbod28, 30, ☎, #106702 MATURE MAN SEEKING FLIGHT FROM EUGENE- PORTLAND ERRG? WHU? HAHAHAHHA! im a nice guy.i speak my mind and try to keep my mouth shut from saying something snarky, odd, completely out there,thought provoking or plain cheesy.im a swearing bastard :). krakatoa, 33, ☎, g , #106700 AWKWARDLY CHARMING, AWARE QUIRKY, PASSIONATE, SPON- TANEOUS Student, musician, morning per- son, lover of cycling and vegan cooking/baking. Looking for a fella who is smart, active, fit, health-conscious, and cute. Popugai, 24, g , #106759 I just moved to Eugene so I don’t know anyone yet! I’m fiercely passionate about life, goofy and a nerd. I’m just looking to meet someone to adventure with! g , livethelife, 20, #106697 CUTE AN SINGLE i am 26 i’m single an looking i have drk-blond hair. i’m about 170LBS i’m around 5’10”. i would like toget to-know you more email me and tell me about-you. christopher85, 26, #105945 ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC, ENTHUSIASTIC I’m a good girl, and self pro- claimed workaholic but I adore what I do, and I’m fun to be around and hard to keep up with... mia56678, 29, g , #106682 The young lady I met on the plane last monday (10/31). Her name was Sarah. She was on her way to Las Vegas for the week. To return on friday(11/4). She was shorter in stature w/medium length hair. 26 yrs old & employed w/Jagermiester. I will give $100 to whatever kind indi- vidual will give me the opportu- nity to talk with her for one more brief moment. P.S. Hope she had fun in Vegas. When: Monday, October 31, 2011. Where: Airport. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902296 LÍAMOUR, TOUJOURS, LÍAMOUR C’est si peu dire que je t’aime Quand je voudrais graver ces mots En lettres d’or dans mon poËme Pour tes beaux yeux en perles d’eau When: Friday, October 28, 2011. Where: Cette Ville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902295 KNIGHT LIBRARY STUDIES Me, dark curls, jean jacket with furry trim. You, scruffy blonde, tattoos on left arm. We were sitting across from each other but at different tables. Roma? When: Wednesday, November 2, 2011. Where: knight library main floor. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902292 HAILEY? 10/31 at Luckey’s. Getting water before I played. Chatted for a min. but wish we could have chatted long. Glad you stayed for our set I hope you enjoyed. Coffee? When: Monday, October 31, 2011. Where: Luckey’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902291 JASON’S GIANT BLADE Halloween: You in bloodstained boilersuit and hockey mask, me swooning from afar. New to Eugene, my dark past bleeds. Let’s get our blades together, see what comes off who first. When: Monday, October 31, 2011. Where: 11th and Oak. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902290 IN LOVE AND LIGHTS Under a full moon to LA. 11 years, peruvian rock a trans atlantic conversation and beautiful risks=my hand in yours. Lets build our country and tend the Altars. THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE COULD BE A MOUSE CLICK AWAY WINK-KINK.COM Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): The title of this week’s movie is Uproar of Love, starring the Fantasy Kid and The Most Feeling Machine In The World. It blends romance and science fi ction, with overtones of espio- nage and undertones of revolution for the hell of it. Comic touches will slip in at unexpected moments. When you’re not up to your jowls in archetypes, you might be able to muster the clarity to gorge yourself on the earthly delights that are spread from here to the edge of the abyss. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): How’s your relationship with your muse? Don’t tell me that you’re not an artist so you don’t have a muse. Even garbage collectors need muses. Even farmers. Even politicians. All of us need to be in touch with a mysterious, tantalizing source of inspiration that teases our sense of wonder and goads us on to life’s next adventures. So I ask you again: What have you and your muse been up to lately? I say it’s high time for you to infuse your con- nection with a dose of raw mojo. And if for some sad reason you don’t have a muse, I urge you to go out in quest of new candidates. (P.S. A muse isn’t necessarily a person; he or she might also be an animal, an ancestor, a spirit, or a hero.) GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Funky pagan scientists at Zen State University have found that the regular consumption of Free Will Astrology can be effective in smoothing unsightly wrinkles on your attitude, scouring away stains on your courage, and disposing of old garbage stuck to your karma. They’ve also gathered testimony from people who claim to have experienced spontaneous healings of nag- ging ailments and chronic suffering while under the infl uence of these oracles. If I were you, I’d try to take advantage of such benefi ts right now. You could really use some healing. Luckily, it looks like there’ll be an array of other curative options available to you as well. Be aggres- sive about seeking them out. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Given the lush and exotic astrological factors now coming to bear on your destiny, and due to the possibility that something resembling actual magic may soon make an appear- ance, I am taking a leap of faith with this week’s horoscope. Are you game? There is a hypothetical scene described by the English poet Samuel Coleridge (1772-1834) that would normally be too outlandish to take seriously, but I suspect it’s a possible match for your upcoming adventures. “What if you slept,” he wrote, “and what if in your sleep you dreamed, and what if in your dream you went to heaven and there you plucked a strange and beautiful fl ower, and what if when you awoke you had the fl ower in your hand? Ah, what then?” LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I was musing on how slow I am to learn the lessons I need to master — how hard it can be to see the obvious se- crets that are right in front of me. But I felt better after I came across 34 NOVEMBER 10, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY the logo for the Jung Institute in San Francisco, which is dedicated to the study of psychology and psychotherapy. The symbol that it has chosen to embody its ruling spirit consists of four snails creeping their way around a center point — a witty acknowledgment of the plodding nature of the human psyche. I bring this to your attention, Leo, because it’s important for you to give yourself credit for how much you’ve grown since the old days — even if your progress seems intolerably gradual. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It will be a good week to have nice long talks with yourself — the more, the better. The different sub-personal- ities that dwell within you need to engage in vigorous dialogues that will get all their various viewpoints out in the open. I even recommend coaxing some of those inner voices to manifest themselves outside the confi nes of your own head — you know, by speaking out loud. If you feel inhibited about giving them full expression where they might be overheard by people, fi nd a private place that will allow them to feel free to be themselves. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): During the reign of President George W. Bush, many Americans viewed France as being insuffi ciently sympa- thetic with American military might. So enraged were some conserva- tives that they tried to change the name of French fries to freedom fries and French toast to freedom toast. The culminating moment in this surrealistic exercise came when Bush told U.K.’s Prime Minister Tony Blair, “The French don’t even have a word for entrepreneur” — unaware that “entrepreneur” is a word the English language borrowed from the French. The moral of the story, as far as you’re concerned, Libra: Make sure you know the origins of everyone and everything you engage with, especially as they affect your ability to benefi t from entrepreneurial infl uences. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The Cunnilinguistic Dicktionary defi nes the newly coined word “mutinyversal” as “rebellion against the whole universe.” I think it would be an excellent time for you to engage in a playful, vivacious version of that approach to life. This is one of those rare times when you have so many unique gifts to offer and so many invigorating insights to unleash, that you really should act as if you are mostly right and everyone else is at least half-wrong. Just one caution: As you embark on your crusade to make the world over in your image, do it with as much humility and compassion as you can muster. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In Mongolia there’s a famous fossil of two dinosaurs locked in mortal combat. Forever frozen in time, a velociraptor is clawing a protoceratops, which in turn is biting its enemy’s arm. They’ve been holding that pose now for, oh, 80 mil- lion years or so. I’m shoving this image in your face, Sagittarius, so as to dare you and encourage you to withdraw from your old feuds and disputes. It’s a perfect time, astrologically speaking, to give up any struggle that’s not going to matter 80 million years from now. (More info: tinyurl.com/DinosaurFight.) CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “In your experience, who is the best-smelling actor that you’ve worked with?” TV host Jon Stewart asked his guest Tom Hanks. “Kevin Bacon,” replied Hanks. Why? Not because of the bacon-as-a-delicious-food angle, although that would be funny. “He smells like a mix of baby powder and Listerine,” Hanks said. Keep this perspective in mind, Capricorn. I think you should be engaged in a great ongoing quest to put yourself in situations with pleasing aromas. I mean this in both the metaphorical and literal sense. To set yourself up for meaningful experiences that provide you with exactly what you need, follow your nose. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to my reading of the omens, Aquarius, you can fi nally take advantage of a long-standing invitation or opportunity that you have always felt unworthy of or unready for. Congratulations on being so doggedly persistent about ripening the immature parts of yourself. Now here’s an extra bonus: This breakthrough may in turn lead to you fi nding a lost piece to the puzzle of your identity. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My acquaintance Bob takes a variety of meds for his bipolar disorder. They work pretty well to keep him out of the troughs, but he misses the peaks. Last time he saw his psychia- trist he told her he wished he could stop taking the complicated brew of drugs and just take a happy pill every day. The psychiatrist told him that if he ever found such a thing, she’d love to take it herself. Wouldn’t we all? I’m pleased to report that you are now very close to locating the next best thing to a happy pill, Pisces. It may require you to at least partially give up your addiction to one of your customary forms of suffering, though. Are you prepared to do that? HOMEWORK: If you knew you were going to live to 100, what would you do differently in the next fi ve years? Testify at Freewillas- trology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
