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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) DOWN TO EARTH STEEZY GUY I am 20 getting ready to go to job corp. I am looking for a friend- ship maybe more =) I like tattoo and piercings. Mookya, 20, g , #106652 I’m a laid back guy that just moved to Eugene. I’m married, not looking for any type of rela- tionship, looking for fun people to kick it with. Hit me up! micky, 24, g , #106706 INTELLIGENT, CURVY, FUN AT THE BEACH I run on the beach (weather per- mitting!), practice yoga and love music, singing, dancing and seals at sunset. Also travel and hot springs. The natural world always calls me first. yaqui- nalady, 60, ☎, g , #104199 ATHLETIC FEMAMMAL THINKS.... What I offer and desire. Great conversation. Honest communi- cation. lotsandlotsanndlotsand- lots of monogamous sex. mutual reflection, service, creation. dogs. laughing whenever possi- ble. play, play, play, play! oh, and deep, transfun. divetime, 46, g , #105312 QUIRKY, PASSIONATE, SPON- TANEOUS In thirty words or less I am look- ing for a man who is between the ages of 22-29. Message me for more info. as70610, 24, g , #106631 I just moved to Eugene so I don’t know anyone yet! I’m fiercely passionate about life, goofy and a nerd. I’m just looking to meet someone to adventure with! g , livethelife, 20, #106697 HEAVILY TATTOOED, MELLOW. I’m a Fun-Loving gal with a great wit and intelligence. I want an open line of communication. To be able to “Be Ourselves” with- ought being swayed by conflict- ing emotions. ta2lisa, 45, g , #106615 SWEET, SOUL-MATE SEEKING Cute 20 year old Mindset of a 25- 30 year old. I’ve lived life to the fullest and seek adventures every day. Wants companion to love and share life with. Beautiful_Blue, 20, g , #106602 ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC, ENTHUSIASTIC KATERI ERRG? WHU? HAHAHAHHA! Moved from PA. I love loving and being with people. learning, for- ests, art, music, discovering, sustainability. I want open rela- tionships. I’m bi. Would Love a GirlFriend. sleepingwbooks, 21, g , #105401 im a nice guy.i speak my mind and try to keep my mouth shut from saying something snarky, odd, completely out there,thought provoking or plain cheesy.im a swearing bastard :). krakatoa, 33, ☎, g , #106700 TELESKIER WITH BENEFITS GENUINE, THOUGHTFUL, GOOFBALL. Looking for a friend and partner in life. Pyromantic, 45, ☎, g , #106696 CURIOUS JOYFUL QUIET Looking for someone to spend time with.I like renting movies and getting takeout.Going to voodoo donuts at 4am. Road trips to the coast.Laying in the backyard,looking at the stars. g , BakerGal, 18, #106686 ALWAYS HONEST. I work hard to play harder I want a guy that likes adventure but also cuddling up on the couch to with popcorn and a movie. Emie, 19, #106665 LADY LOVER It’s always difficult to describe your best attributes, but I con- sider myself honest,funny, adventurous and looking to enjoy life with someone beauti- ful. Anyone out there who is beautiful? Twila, 40, g , #106629 FUNNY FREINDLY NICE call me jon i like to hang out with freinds going to the movies tra- valing road trips and being out of the house and being ther for my freinds. gingergiant, 18, g , #106710 ATHLETIC CUTE HORNY Have nearby back-country ski area to share with conscious, mature woman. Ideally fwb. Quality friendship nurtured by mutual passion for mountain snow play. Free choice and mutu- al appreciation a must. TheSunfarmer, 47, ☎, g , #106695 AMAZING CREATIVE FUNKY! I like to go out. I like to dance and sing and play guitar. I love to people watch. I’m looking for someone who wants the same. Friend or Lover. Koffykiller, 22, ☎, g , #106685 I need to have some awesome sex with a good lookin gal and I am good lookin myself. I am in shape, clean, and am ready. I am a tiger. athleticbod28, 30, ☎, #106702 I’m a good girl, and self pro- claimed workaholic but I adore what I do, and I’m fun to be around and hard to keep up with... mia56678, 29, g , #106682 INTELLIGENT, ARTISTIC, FUNNY Looking for dating or longer relationship with with similarly minded woman-liberal, musical (able to play an instrument a plus, independent, likes out- doors, movies, biking, reading. tele1, 60, #106683 FREINDLY,HAPPY,OUTGOING,C OURTEOUS,WILLNG coooooooooooooool. tomatao, 50, ☎, g , #106681 ADVENTUROUS AND SHY I’m a work hard play hard kinda guy. Looking for someone who will accept me and not force change on me. DoubleJ, 33, g , #106651 WHAT A DORK! CUTE AN SINGLE i’m 5’10” single and looking for mister right must have a good hart and soul looking for some one close to home must be clean honest and faithful. christo- pher85, 26, #105945 GAY FRIENDLY 51 year old gwm looking for younger friends to hang out with. Have pics on my phone. tazzer, 52, ☎, #106662 UNASSUMINGLY AWESOME dude trying to broaden social horizons and meet psychologi- cally stable, optimistic women for coffee and shit. I am an astonishing specimen of manly beauty. Nonsmokers, please. autodidactic, 35, g , #105838 FUNNY FREE-SPIRITED SMARTGUY Nice and funny guy looking for a someone who is free spirited and fun. No super hunk but will always make you laugh smile. i promise. ProjectIMAYHEM, 19, g , #106647 I don’t know what I want to do with my life, but whatever I decide on I’d like some friends along for the ride. Seems a good place to look. Dudemeister, 22, g , #106679 LAUGHING AND LISTENING i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 27, g , #106421 SEUL ÍTRE C’est si peu dire que je t’aime Quand je voudrais contre ton cúur Fragile comme porcelaine Poser ma tÍte et mon bonheur When: Monday, October 17, 2011. Where: partout. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902273 HI BARB Hi Barb, We met on Saturday while you were healing at the hot springs. I think we were both on the same page and wish we could continue our conversation. When: Saturday, October 8, 2011. Where: Cougar Hot Springs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902272 CHERRY POPPIN’ DADDIES you, wearing dark clothes and dancing alone. me, long hair, wearing a miller lite mechanics shirt. I saw you looking my way from the sidelines, we smiled.... wanna dance? When: Saturday, October 8, 2011. Where: wow hall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902271 LOVE IS INTIMACY To know another in a way no one else does to know them in 1ooo ways. taking time to experience another, In 1ooo ways. And to let them know you. When: Tuesday, October 18, 2011. Where: hidden. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902274 THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE COULD BE A MOUSE CLICK AWAY WINK-KINK.COM Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you have been resisting the command to go deeper, now is the time to surrender. If you have been hoping that the pesky little voice in your head will shut up and stop bugging you to get more involved, you’d better stop hoping. If you’ve been fantasizing about how to escape the growing pressure to give more of yourself, I suggest that instead you fantasize about how you could intensify your commitments. The time has come to explore what has been missing and what needs more love. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Did you know it is illegal to break into prison? That was the charge leveled against a Georgia man, Harry Jackson, who was arrested as he tried to sneak back into the jail from which he had escaped only a short time before. During his brief taste of freedom, Jackson allegedly stole 14 packs of cigarettes from a nearby store. Maybe that was his intention from the beginning — to do an errand and return “home.” Please don’t be like him in the coming weeks, Taurus. If you do manage to spring yourself from a trap or bust out of your servitude (and I expect you will do just that), don’t come crawling back later and beg to be allowed back in. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): As I was meditating on your horoscope this afternoon, I gazed out my window at the creek ﬂ owing nearby. The tide was coming in, which meant that the current was surging swiftly south. Row upon row of small waves were coursing through the water. Then I spied a lone duck swimming north against the tide. I couldn’t imagine what her motivation was. Why not just relax and ﬂ oat downstream? She wasn’t in a hurry and wasn’t in the least ﬂ ustered. Ever forward she went, determined to push on. And then it struck me, as I thought of your current astrological omens, that her approach would also suit you quite well right now. Go steadily and casually against the ﬂ ow, Gemini. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Herbert Kitchener served as the Brit- ish Consul-General in Egypt early last century. He wasn’t impressed with the creativity of the ancient nation’s art. “I can’t think much of the people who drew cats the same for 4,000 years,” he remarked. Is there an equivalent to this lack of development in your own life, Cancerian? Among your own activities, are there any whose history has shown no progression? Did you reach a certain skill level in some area of your life and then stop pushing to improve? This would be an excellent time to identify that knot of excess stability, and then get started on dissolving it. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I’m not warning you to cut down on all the leaping and cavorting you’ve been doing lately; I’m just saying that maybe you should add some ballast to your foundation and some gravitas to your demeanor. And I don’t mean to guilt-trip you into toning down your lust to connect with everyone and everything that 34 OCTOBER 20, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY tickles your synapses. But I do suggest you consider the possibility that beginning very soon variety will not be quite as spicy as it has been; your deft zigzags may need to be carried out with gentler zigs and slightly more cautious zags. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The autocorrect feature sometimes dis- torts the text messages people send on their smart phones. It tries to ﬁ x supposedly misspelled words that aren’t really misspelled, thereby creating awkward variations that can cause a ruckus when they’re received, like changing “I don’t want to leave” to “I don’t want to live.” Damn You, Autocorrect! is a book documenting some of the most out- rageous examples, many NSFW. Be vigilant for metaphorical versions of this wayward autocorrect phenomenon, Virgo. Be sure that in your efforts to make things better, you don’t render them worse or weird. Consider the possibility that stuff is ﬁ ne just the way it is. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Meraki is a Greek word that refers to the bliss you feel when you’re engaged in a task that’s important to you and that you’re doing really well. It’s your theme right now, Libra. According to my reading of the astrological omens, everything’s in place for you to experience meraki in abundance. Furthermore, that’s exactly what your destiny is pushing for. So please get out there and do everything you can to cooperate: Make this a meraki-ﬁ lled week. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your nightly dreams provide useful clues about your waking life. They can show you hidden patterns and unconscious motivations that your daytime mind hasn’t noticed. On rare occasions, they may even offer more literal guidance. That’s what happened for David Brown, a British man who one morning woke up from a dream of seeing a mysterious phone number. As an experi- ment, he sent a text message to that very number: “Did I meet you last night?” Michelle Kitson, the stranger on the other end, responded with a text, and then Brown texted back. More exchanges ensued, followed by a face-to-face encounter, and eventually the two were married. I can’t guarantee anything quite as dramatic for you, Scorpio, but I do expect your dreams will be unusually helpful. Lies I’ve Told, two actors take turns telling each other some classic whoppers. Here are a few: 1. “It would be no trouble at all.” 2. “This will only take a second.” 3. “I didn’t get your message.” 4. “I have no idea how that got here.” 5. “I thought you said ‘the 16th.’” 6. “Would I lie to you?” See if you can avoid ﬁ bs like those, Capricorn. I’m not asking you to be a superstar of candor — that’s unrealistic — but I do encour- age you to cut back on white lies and casual dishonesties as much as possible. This is a time when you really need to know the whole truth and nothing but. And the best way to work toward that goal is to be forthright yourself. That’s how karma operates. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Last June, Northern California art- ist Mary Sobrina Kuder did a gallery show of her paintings. She called it “Offerings of Grace and Mischief.” That would be an excellent title for the story of your life in the coming week, Aquarius. I believe that you will be receiving offerings of grace and mischief, and I hope you will also be making such offerings. For best results, remember this: The grace and mischief are not contradictory or at odds. In fact, they need each other and belong together. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do you realize how many connections to remote places you have? Are you aware of how routinely you are touched by distant events? As science writer David Bodanis reminds us, “We inhale many hundreds of particles in each breath we take. Salt crystals from ocean whitecaps, dust scraped off distant mountains, micro bits of cooled magma blown from volcanoes, and charred microfragments from tropical forest ﬁ res.” I urge you to use that as your metaphorical theme this week, Pisces. Let your imagination run free as you renew your connections with faraway sources of nourish- ment. Revivify your intimacy with departed inﬂ uences that continue to deﬁ ne you. Dream about the tantalizing future. HOMEWORK: What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever done? Testify! Go to Realastrology.com and click on “Email Rob.” SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In addition to reading your astrological omens, I did a Tarot reading, consulted the I Ching, and threw the runes. They all gave me the same message: The coming week would be a good time for you to spend quality time mulling over the Biggest Mystery of Your Life. It’s not mandatory that you do so. You won’t cause a disaster if you refuse. Still, wouldn’t it be fun? Life is inviting you to get re-excited about your personal version of the quest for the Holy Grail. Your future self is calling and calling and calling for you to dive into the ancient riddle you’ve been working on since before you were born. The mists are parting. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In Sue Allison’s theater piece Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. 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