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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) ASIAN WOMAN WANTED HOLY COW! for non-romantic encounters. Friends only. Dinners, theater, etc. 541-345-8046. White truck with an adorable lab. I dig your piercings and beautiful black hair. You stole my heart! Want to split a side of roasted veggies sometime? When: Saturday, August 27, 2011. Where: Holy Cow. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902214 GRUNGE MUFFIN. FIT, FUN, HAPPY DWF, fit, active, attractive, nice butt, nice eyes, liberal. I like nature, camping, dancing, music, reading, cooking. I’m sophisti- cated yet easygoing. Humor, loy- ality, and kindness make me happy. Passionlove, 54, #106537 ADVENTURESOME THINKER A playful spirit who enjoys wit & laughter along with adventure. Looking for smart conversation, digs music, movies, the splendid outdoors (hiking & biking) with a spiritual side. Something differ- ent.. whirl000, 35, #106517 HEALTHY NATURE LADY I am a cute and sweet lady. I like being outside and traveling and exploring new places. Looking for fairly healthy, financially sta- ble man for friendship and pos- sibly more. myrrhsea, 55, g , #106510 WANTS PASSION I have lots of activities. I love to have fun, dance, be healthy, be passionate and want to play with a girl! I am really hot and sexy! g , Sunshine, 24, #106509 TRUE PISCES paleolithic goddess,true Pisces,foot in both worlds, smart,practical, esoteric, cre- ative, sensuous, funny, prefer good conversation & coffee, dreamer& doer, seeking man for good times, not commitment, work in progress. paleolithic- goddess, 62, #106418 SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA- OKE-MASTER BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v. games, RPG, Nature, strange humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker- lunchmate-rpger; someone less- than normal, a good sense of humour. Someone to have 420-adventures with! Leelamb, 20, ☎, g , #103840 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 49, #101037 KATERI Moved from PA. I love loving and being with people. learning, for- ests, art, music, discovering, sustainability. I want open rela- tionships. I’m bi. Would Love a GirlFriend. sleepingwbooks, 21, g , #105401 WHAT’S UP ENJOY LIFE ADVENTUROUS DAD Just looking for someone real and fun to explore Eugene with... bmc4343, 43, #106551 I enjoy being around friends, being active and outdoors, whether riding a bike, running or even hiking and go to as many U of O sporting events as I can. cribb_nutt, 56, #101191 I’m a healthy, eco-friendly, socially conscience, 35 year old Dad. Loves clever conversation, live music, movies, the great outdoors, traveling. Looking for healthy, educated, down to earth, adventurous woman (30- 45). twain66, 45, #104622 COUPLE SEEKING WOMAN Married couple seeking woman to join in adult fun and help sat- isfy my husband.Can’t handle all he has to offer so need a little help. Looking for friend with benefits. tangled, 44, ☎, #106556 OPENMINDED, AGNOSTIC, SAGITARIUS I CONSIDER MYSELF OPENMINDED ,AGNOSTIC,MATURE,LOVING AND RESPECTFULL. WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC I PREFER ROCK, BUT ITS ALL GOOD. LOOKING FOR MEANINGFULL RELATIONSHIP OR FREIND. :). RAINMANK, 19, g , #106536 38 POLY FEMALE 38 Poly female. Sexy. funny, and loud ( when excited). ISO open, educated, and emotionally avail- able man for dating and such. Be honest, respectful, cute, and ggg. mygirljulie, 38, g , #106503 6’2, Blond, blue eyes, Germanic, Irish, British and Spanish decent, taking the term off to find work (Hahaha!... it’ll be a while). Moved out, made friends, living the life. g , NotCobain, 21, #106398 SOMETHING NEW I’m am looking for someone to find new experiences with and share my ideas with. Someone new to have fun with. medi- afreak, 41, g , #101794 EASY ON EYES Looking for a friend,a lover,a companion,an equal. To build a lasting relationship with Fun,Love, support,and open com- munications.To grow old in each others warm embrace,and to gaze into those eyes. F9asW9, 52, g , #106499 ENTWINED IN LIFE ART MUSIC FOOD Unique, out of the box type, beyond labels, a hybrid of life- styles, nice guy, intellectual, sensitive, easy going, reserved at first, seeks compatible long term partner, friend-lover, soul mate. Maverick, 47, #106563 I’m a pisces, and I’m a pretty abstract kind of dude. My heads usually in the clouds, trying to find the answer to the question, “Why?”. mwilliams5446, 18, g , #106529 PAPA NEEDS backpacking partner. You must have a car. I pay for gas, trail- head fees & other expenses. 541- 343-0340 Author, Healer, Teacher Protector and Curator of Neolithic Healing tools. In college at 60, love to sing, see adventure and amaze- ment around every corner look- ing for dating and sensual com- panionship. redtailhawk, 60, g , #101349 Acrylic KungFu-flicks RattleCan RemoHeads VicFirths spoken- word-samples ambient-hum culinary-adventures camping retro-furniture thrifting bike-rid- ing skateboarding tweak’n- knobs blending-colors cutting- stencils learning-new-tech- niques Zombie-flicks. Knudt, 37, ☎, g , #106484 RENAISSANCE MAN JOYFUL INTELLIGENT ATTRACTIVE Free Will Astrology NICE GUY I’m semi retired. Honest,handsome,well read,well spoken.I care about people,and treat them well.I am forthright and speak my opinions,but am a good listener and enjoy listening to others.I enjoy the ocean. rebmordechai, 64, #106468 THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 BEAUTIFUL DREAMER Life with you is even more beau- tiful then I could have dreamed. Thank you for every Smile, every Kiss, every day and every night we spend together. When: Tuesday, August 23, 2011. Where: My Life. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902210 FUNNY, HOPELESS ROMANTIC I just moved to Eugene and am lookin for people to hang out with and possible date. I love having fun with friends, hiking, going to the beach, staying home. Benz88, 22, g , #106460 LAID BACK CLIMBER my pitch is lets go for a walk or coffee and see if there is any- thing worth pursuing that we mutually agree on. woody, 63, g , #106458 SINGLE, LONELY, BORED... SALTY SEXY SAILOR I need a girlfriend. If you like the way I look and contact me then I’ll give you my self description. g , StevenW, 27, #106480 nice guy next door at day. crazy raver by night thats down for anything. scotty411, 21, g , #106433 EMILY WOW Born barefoot but learned how to walk in heels... everyone needs more friends in this town, i think ive met everyone that i want to know... prove me wrong. BORNBAREFOOT, 24, #106459 TWEAKERS TOOK BIKE Tweakers took my bike but were defeated by the crusading jour- nalist and photog who took it back. Don’t mess with the Fourth Estate in this town. Thanks for the feathers. When: Friday, August 19, 2011. Where: alley near Lincoln St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902211 Danced at Dumpster Funk. I didn’t get to ask for your num- ber. Would like to get to know you. When: Saturday, August 27, 2011. Where: Eugene Celebration. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902215 HAPPY BDAY PRINCESS 9months down and a lifetime to go, love you more than you’ll ever know. Can’t believe we almost lost it, heres to a future of being blissfully exhausted. Your Outlaw.. When: Monday, September 5, 2011. Where: everyday. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902216 LAUGHING AND LISTENING i like watching the simpsons and playing guitar. wayler_zero, 27, g , #106421 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Strange but true: To pave the way for your next liberation, you will have to impose some creative limita- tion on yourself. In other words, there’s some trivial extravagance or unproductive excess in your current rhythm that is suppressing an interesting form of freedom. As soon as you cut away the faux “luxury” that is holding you back, all of life will conspire to give you a growth spurt. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Using two tons of colorful breakfast cereal, high school students in Smithﬁ eld, Utah, helped their art teacher create a gymnasium-sized replica of Vincent van Gogh’s paint- ing “Starry Night.” After admiring it for a few days, they dismantled the objet d’art and donated it as food to a farm full of pigs. You might beneﬁ t from trying a comparable project in the coming days, Taurus. What common everyday things could you use in novel ways to brighten up your personal palette? What humdrum part of your routine could you invigorate through the power of creative nonsense? It’s high time to try some experiments in play therapy. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “The energy you use to read this sentence is powered, ultimately, by sunlight,” says science writer K.C. Cole, “perhaps ﬁ rst soaked up by some grass that got digested by a cow before it turned into the milk that made the cheese that topped the pizza. But sunlight, just the same.” That’s a good seed thought to meditate on during the current phase of your astrological cycle. In the coming weeks, you will thrive by gleefully remembering your origins, by exuberantly honoring the depths that sustain you, and by rever- ently returning to the source for a nice, long drink of magic. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Speaking about her character Harry on the TV show Harry’s Law, Cancerian actress Kathy Bates said, “Harry is her own woman. She isn’t going to take guff from anybody. I’m very much like her. I try to be diplomatic, but sometimes pterodac- tyls ﬂ y out of my mouth.” I wouldn’t always advise you to follow Bates’ lead, Cancerian, but in the coming week I do: Be as tactful and sensi- tive as possible, but don’t be shy about naming the difﬁ cult truths or revealing the hidden agendas. Pterodactyls may need to take wing. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to see things from the plant’s point of view,” said gardener H. Fred Ale. I urge you to experiment with a similar approach in your own chosen ﬁ eld, Leo. Conjure up more empathy than you ever have before in your life. Use your imagination to put yourself in the place of whomever or whatever it is you hope to nurture and commune with and inﬂ uence. And be perfectly willing to make productive errors as you engage in this extravagant immersion. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Avant-garde author Gertrude Stein was 30 SEPTEMBER 1, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER I’m very shy, but open up easily once I know you. I’m sweet and caring, fairly picky about who I date but I’m very open-minded as well. BoolahBee, 19, g , #106292 I HEARD YOU OCF, midnight jam session by MS. You sang “Green Grow the Rushes”, beautiful voice. I’m seeking a singing partner, not romance. When: 7-10-2011 You: Man. Me: Woman. When: Sunday, July 10, 2011. Where: OCF. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902212 renowned for her enigmatic word play and cryptic intuitions, which brought great pleasure to her long-time companion Alice B. Toklas. “This has been a most wonderful evening,” Alice once remarked after an especially zesty night of socializing. “Gertrude has said things tonight it’ll take her 10 years to understand.” I expect that something similar could be said about you in the coming week, Virgo. It’s as if you’ll be glimpsing possibilities that won’t fully ripen for a while; as if you’ll be stumbling upon prophecies that will take months, maybe even years, to unveil their complete meaning. near-vertical wall of the Cingino Dam dam. (Go here and scroll down seven rows to see photos: tinyurl.com/GoatTrick.) It looks impossible. How can they outmaneuver the downward drag of gravity, let alone maintain a relaxed demeanor while doing it? They are apparently motivated to perform this feat because they enjoy licking the salty minerals that coat the face of the dam. I foresee you having a com- parable power in the coming weeks, Capricorn. Rarely have you been able to summon so much of your mountain goat-like power to master seemingly unclimbable heights. LIBRA AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Phrygia was an ancient kingdom in SCORPIO what is now Turkey. In its capital city was the Gordian Knot, a revered icon that symbolized the power of its ruler. According to legend, an oracle predicted that whoever would be able to untie this intricate knot would become the king of all Asia. Early in his military career, Alexander (who would later be called Alexander the Great) visited the capital and attempted to untie the Gordian Knot. He was unsuccessful, but then changed his tack. Whipping out his sword, he easily sliced through the gnarled weave. Some regarded this as the fulﬁ llment of the prophecy, and Alexander did in fact go on to create a vast empire. Others say that he cheated — didn’t really do what the oracle had speciﬁ ed. And the truth is, his empire fell apart quickly. The moral of the story, as far as you’re concerned, Aquarius: Untie the knot, don’t cut through it. (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I periodically perform a public ritual called Unhappy Hour. During this focused binge of emotional cleans- ing, participants unburden themselves of their pent-up sadness, disap- pointment, frustration, and shame. They may choose to mutter loud complaints or howl with histrionic misery or even sob uncontrollably. At the end of the ceremony, they celebrate the relief they feel at hav- ing freely released so much psychic congestion, and they go back out into the world feeling refreshed. Many people ﬁ nd that by engaging in this purge, they are better able to conjure up positive emotional states in the days and weeks that follow. It’s a perfect time for you to carry out your own Unhappy Hour, Libra. For inspiration, listen to my version here: http://bitly.com/UnhappyHour. (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Age of Mythology is a computer game that invites participants to strategically build up their own civiliza- tion and conquer others. There are of course many “cheats” that help you to bend the rules in your favor. For instance, the “Wrath of the Gods” cheat gives you the god-like powers of lightning storms, earthquakes, meteors, and tornadoes. With “Goatunheim,” you can turn your enemies into goats, and “Channel Surﬁ ng” allows you to move your armies over water. But the cheat I would recommend for you right now, whether you’re playing Age of Mythology or the game of your own life, would be Wuv Woo, a ﬂ ying purple hippopotamus that blows rainbows out its back end and blasts lovey-dovey hearts from its mouth. (P.S. Using it will make other good cheats easier to access.) SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Of all the tribes of the zodiac, Sagittarius is most skilled at not trying too hard. That isn’t to say that you’re lazy or lax. What I mean is that when it’s time for you to up the ante and push toward your goal with more force and determination, you know how to cultivate a sense of spaciousness. You’ve got an in- nate knack for maintaining at least a touch of cool while immersed in the heat of the struggle. Even when the going gets tough, you can ﬁ nd oases of rejuvenating ease. In the coming week, I suggest you make an extra effort to draw on these capacities. You will need them more than usual. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Wild mountain goats in northern Italy have been photographed moseying their way up and across the PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “If you don’t become the ocean, you’ll be seasick every day,” sings Leonard Cohen in his song “Good Advice for Someone Like Me.” I think you already know that, Pisces. Of all the signs of the zodiac, you’re the top expert in simulating the look and feel of an ocean. But even experts sometime need tune-ups; even professionals always have more to learn about their specialty. And I think this is one of those times when you will beneﬁ t from upgrading your skills. If your intentions are pure and your methods crafty, you just may reach a new level of brilliance in the art of living oceanically. HOMEWORK: Pretend that your dream has come true: that you’re living the life you’ve always wanted to. Testify at Freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM