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TERI AT CHOPPER’S
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Serving
Massages,
Companionship, and Good times.
Incall only Mornings, Noon, and
Late nights. Call and or
text:Leave Voicemail. Serious
callers. TsAhmazin, 25, g ,
#106186
Oh Teri! You did an AMAZING job
on Maia’s hair! Thank you for
going above and beyond to make
her happy. You’re a real, live
HAIR SUPERHERO! Yes! When:
Saturday, June 11, 2011.
Where: Chopper’s Hair
Salon. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902126
OUTDOORS, VEGGIE FOOD
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
30, seeking nature, animal lover,
builder/crafter.
Love
Eugene,local culture. 5’5 125...
Dates? Meji, cuthbert. I like free
box clothes and fancy food. No
jaded
hippies....
sun-
shinesweetness, 30, g ,
#106329
WHERE’S THE SUN?
SOMETHING INTERESTING
Curious to see who is out there
that I wouldn’t normally bump
into. djncru, 25, #102795
Married woman looking for a
woman. captainbolo, 35,
#106213
SEEKING BIG FISH
MUSICFINATIC
I seek a man like me: active, fit,
intellectual, accomplished, a
stimulating conversationalist,
sensual, playful, musical, kind,
open-hearted and generous. In
the right light I’m a knockout.
You be beau? belleoftheball,
52, g , #106283
Moved here 4rm da east coast. I
LOVE GURLS. Basically I do wat I
want wateva dat is lol. Im new 2
da area & ready have fun!!
magic2701, 20, g ,
#106093
BORED IN OREGON:]
We’re a solid, fun-loving, healthy,
fit, drama- and STD-free, poly
couple, looking for a female
friend with benefits. Emphasis
on friend. She’s 20, he’s 26. 420
and nerd friendly! two_sexy,
20, g , #106083
‘Ello:] I moved here from Utah
and can’t find a place to really
chill. I’d like to meet some new
friends and possibly find a rela-
tionship:}. rainbowladybug,
18, g , #106227
QUIRKY HIGH ENERGY
Born and Raised. I’m a Eugene
Native,Single mother looking for
someone to just hang out with
and get to know on an intellec-
tual level, not someone who just
wants sex. Brat, 30, g ,
#106201
WORLD TRAVELER
Sweet and honest person look-
ing for the right, honest compan-
ion and friend to share life’s
experiences and pleasures. I
love books, garage sales, NPR,
the Ducks, football, track and
traveling.
loulou,
62,
#101279
TRIPPY-CONVERSATIONS,
THREESOMES
SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG-
GER HOPELESSROMANTIC
justmoved here fromTN.im laid
back.downtoearth lovemusic.art.
goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to
make new friends.meet new
people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n
shows.i am my own person.tat-
toos.piercings.people whocan
keep up with me.witty.outspo-
ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan-
naknow morejust lemmeknow.
southern_charmer89, 22,
g , #106033
A CHARMING POLYGON
OUT TO PLAY?
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
Kind caring and loving good guy.
Looking for that special some-
one. I always like to have fun
especially with friends and fami-
ly. DaveRN69, 41, g ,
#106304
LOOKIN4 SUMTHIN NEW
lookin 4punk or pierced or tatted
bifemale who enjoys fine/funky
things, havin fun, enjoyin
life&just being. im 35bisexual,an
awesome baker&chef, hot body,
free-spirited&passionate who
enjoys all that life is. Out_of_
the_Blu, 36, ☎, g ,
#105771
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
a d ve n t u re s.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;)
i’m a cat loving stoner, with a
great body,i love dressing up, i
have a boyfriend but this is for
me, i would like to hang out and
get to know a nice pretty girl,.
ashliemae91, 20, g ,
#105720
Free Will Astrology
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
TRAVELER BACK HOME
LOW KEY
I’m an east coast transplant, liv-
ing in the moment. I get enjoy-
ment from mildly deep conversa-
tion, with intermittent sarcasm.
Hiking, camping, kayaking, bicy-
cling, and goofing off keep me
busy. GraceBeatsKarma,
26, #106316
SEEKING NICE LADY.
I am looking for a nice lady
around 48-55 to share my life &
my home with, in a live-together
type relationship, with marriage
optional. BBW & OMMP friendly.
Blonde1959, 52, #106313
HELLO IM HOT
Im a 30 yr old man who works
and goes to school fulltime. i just
need to meet up with new people
and start dating again, any que-
tions just ask. danacorp81,
29, #106312
Looking for a lady to spoil while
I’m summering in the Willamette
Valley. jnettle11, 71, g ,
#106166
CURIOUS SOCIAL OREGONIAN
HELLO
Hi I preffer you ask me.
Jaydeb, 22, #106246
SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE
Newly single Shy guy, looking for
the right one, gonna take my
time deciding. SinglySHY, 31,
g , #106236
LAIDBACK HUMOROUS CHAP
Want meet some new people.
Open to do just about anything.
Looking for folk that don’t mind
a kid, like to laugh, have a beer
and kick back. Why not? stop-
g ,
s4pennies,
33,
#106232
PRAGMATIC EDUCATED MAN
Looking for a woman who knows
the meaning of Pragmatic and
other large words!I have adegree
inNetwork Admin.and in culinary
arts aswellas otherdegrees(liket
okeepthenogginbusy)would like
someone to talk to The
Pragmatist.
Shag,
30,
#106204
VA POUR G‚TEAU?
Music history student at LCC. I
like cooking, hanging out, and
drinking coffee. I have no prefer-
ence to kinks, as I am willing to
try
most
things.
Tehfuzzycrab, 23, g ,
#106199
For living in Eugene, its been
hard to find open-minded peo-
ple. I would like to fill my life with
a wealth of well-rounded per-
sons who like having a good
time.
bexasaur,
18,
#106284
EASY GOING ATTITUDE.
Looking for a friend to talk to,
that’s really all. mcveigsh, 21,
g , #106097
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 20, g ,
#105839
TITUS’S DRIVER’S LICENSE
Youhave thesame name as my
father’s middle.The newspaper
clipping from the rail
station,Mark Twain is from
Missouri.Their refuse ison the
side of the hill still.Stoneware
fables.It was nice meeting you.
When: Friday, June 10,
2011. Where: Willie
Nelson at the Oyster
Festival. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902125
NOT PERFECT YOU
Thought you should know he will
remain in MY life. Friend. No
more than that. Fate will always
do its job with you. It can take
ones’ breath away. When:
Tuesday, June 7, 2011.
Where: TOO close. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902124
UK CHARMAINE
little birdie told me about the
winebelly.”Very happy,”she says.
How do u like being my’new’
step-mother?ur oldest is very-
sharp.Bumped me out of the
nest? When: Monday,
June 6, 2011. Where:
surf shop. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902122
COTTAGE CHEESE
JULIE VAIL VANS
WAS~ HOT!!! Think that’s what I
heard.. When: Tuesday,
June 7, 2011. Where:
Camelback
Mtn.
Scottsdale,AZ.
You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902123
Just wanted to say thanks for
yammering and belching all the
way thru the play, it was a total
delight to have two middle-age
women remind me how Bush got
elected. When: Sunday,
June 12, 2011. Where:
Cottage Grove Theatre.
You: Annoying. Me:
Annoyed.
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The fi lm Tuck Everlasting tells the story
of a family that becomes immortal after drinking from a magical
spring. The two parents and their two sons hide their gift from the
world, but eventually a mysterious man in a yellow suit fi nds out about
their secret and stalks them. At one point in his search, this man has
a conversation with a young pastor. “What if you could be eternal?”
he asks the priest. “Without having to face the uncertainty of death.
Invincible to disease. Forever young.” The priest is rattled. “You speak
blasphemy, sir,” he protests. “Fluently,” replies the man in the yellow
suit. You have that mandate right now Aries: to speak blasphemy
fl uently, as well as any other rebellious diction. It’s time to rise up and
express the unspeakable, the controversial, the revolutionary.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There’s substantial evidence that the
Amazon River used to fl ow in the opposite direction from what it does
now. Ages ago, its currents traveled westward from the Atlantic Ocean
toward the Pacifi c (tinyurl.com/AmazonReversal). I’d like you to hold
that image fi rmly in mind as you contemplate a monumental shift of
course in your own life. Let it serve as a surprising symbol of what’s
possible — as a promise that you could actually manage to reverse a
current that may seem immutable.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In Mark Harris’s novel Bang the Drum
Slowly, professional baseball players cheat their fans out of money by
engaging them in a card game called TEGWAR, which is an acronym
for The Exciting Game Without Any Rules. Judging from your current
astrological omens, Gemini, I’d say it’s prime time for you to play a
more ethical version of this game. Strictly speaking, the game can
have rules, but they may be changed at any time, and new ones may
be added as needed. The object of your brand of TEGWAR is to have
as much smart fun as possible without anyone getting hurt.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “The only way to let your dreams
come true is to wake up,” said poet Paul Valery. Here’s how I think that
applies to you right now. You’ve become too engrossed in the mythic,
phantasmagorical feelings of your fantasies, and that’s interfering
with your ability to muster all of the kick-ass pragmatism and super-
charged willpower you will need to actually make your fantasies come
to life. In other words, Cancerian, I advise you to snap out of your
creamy dreamy haze with a self-induced wake-up call. Stop fl oating
and start grunting.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): As we began our fi rst session, the 79-year-old
Jungian psychotherapist looked at me with mischief in her eyes and
said, “Go ahead — surprise me! What have you got?” I was torn. Part
of me felt like rising to her challenge, meeting her dare: I fantasized
about telling her such wild versions of my adventures that they would
outstrip any tales she’d heard in her long service as a deep listener.
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BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
But in the end I chose to tell the truth. I felt it was more important
to explore my life’s actual mysteries than to entertain her. And that
was the fi rst healing she helped me achieve. I suspect a similar test is
ahead for you, Leo. Would you rather be honest or impress people?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I predict that at no time in the coming
weeks will anyone be justifi ed in saying to you, “Your ego has been
writing checks that your body can’t cash.” Nor will anyone have any
reason to tell you, “You’d better start running if you hope to catch
up with your dreams,” or “You may be an old soul but you’ve been
acting like a naive punk.” No, Virgo, I fi rmly believe that none of those
accusations will be hurled at you. Why? Because from what I can tell,
all of the various parts of your psyche will be in a greater state of col-
laborative unity than they’ve been in for a long time. Your alienation
from yourself will be at an all-time low, as will your levels of hypocrisy.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’m brave in some ways, cowardly in
others. I’ve gone parasailing, performed on big stages in front of thou-
sands of people, assisted in the birth of two children, and explored the
abyss of my own unconscious. On the other hand, I’m scared of con-
fi ned spaces, can’t bring myself to shoot a gun, and am a sissy when
it comes time to be around people who are dying. I imagine that you,
too, have areas of courage and timidity, Libra. And I suspect that in
the coming weeks you will be called to a challenge in both areas. See
if you can transfer some of the nervy power you’re able to summon in
one sphere to bolster you in the place where you’re a wimp.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The Kinky Dream and Funky Paradise
chapter of your astrological cycle has arrived — a phase when you’ll
have poetic license to let your imagination run wilder than usual. In
fact, it’ll be prime time to escape into fantasyland and try on a new
identity or two, complete with a host of outlandish nicknames. Your
new hip hop name could be Extasy TrixxMaster. Your pro wrestler
name could be Velvet Soul Pandora. Your mystic superhero name
could be Mountain Wind Storm. Your Irish prostitute name could be
Luscious X. Mahoney. Your rock star from the future name could be
Destiny Acrobat.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): If you were the star of a fairy tale
in which a spell had been placed on you, you would fi nd a way to break
that spell sometime in the next seven months. If you were the hero
of a myth about a royal child abandoned in the wasteland by your evil
nurse and raised by emotionally clumsy but well-meaning gnomes,
your exile would soon end; your real parents, the king and queen,
would fi nd you after a long search, and your birthright would be
restored. Now translate these themes into the actual circumstances
of your life, Capricorn. Are you ready to do what it takes to achieve a
healing and restoration that have been a long time coming?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): What is sacred? The philosopher
Friedrich Nietzsche said it was anything that you cannot or will not
laugh at. But I have the exact opposite view. If I’m unable to crack a
joke about what I regard as holy, then it’s not holy. For me, part of
what makes an idea or person or object holy is its power to animate
my sense of humor and put me in the mood to play. Where do you
stand on this issue, Aquarius? If you’re aligned with my view, you will
have some wonderful opportunities to commune with the sacred in
the coming days.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the chorus of my band’s song “Apa-
thy and Ignorance,” I sing, “What is the difference between apathy
and ignorance?” and the other two singers chant, “I don’t know and
I don’t care.” I recommend you make that chant your mantra in the
coming days, Pisces: “I don’t know and I don’t care.” You really do
need to experiment with a mischievous state of mind that is blithely
heedless of what anyone thinks about anything. You have the right
and the privilege to be free of expectations, precedents, and dogmas.
Trust you intuition above all other infl uences! It’s an excellent time to
at least temporarily declare your independence from everything that’s
not interesting or useful or helpful or appealing.
HOMEWORK: What part of yourself are you most scared of? Is
it time to give that part a peace offering? Testify at Freewillastrology.
com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The coming weeks could be a
Golden Age for your perceptiveness. If you’re even moderately aligned
with the cosmic rhythms, you will be able to discern hidden agendas
that no one else has spotted, catch clues that have been hidden, and
be able to recognize and register interesting sights you’ve previously
been blind to. To maximize your ability to cash in on this fantastic op-
portunity, say this affi rmation frequently: “My eyes are working twice
as well as usual. I can see things I don’t normally notice.”
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