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someone to just hang out with
and get to know on an intellec-
tual level, not someone who just
wants sex. Brat, 30, g ,
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MARATHON MOTIVATOR
BICYCLIST
justmoved here fromTN.im laid
back.downtoearth lovemusic.art.
goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to
make new friends.meet new
people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n
shows.i am my own person.tat-
toos.piercings.people whocan
keep up with me.witty.outspo-
ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan-
naknow morejust lemmeknow.
southern_charmer89, 22,
g , #106033
You on bike, in black, (w/ Boston
backpack?), miles 22-26. Me run-
ning, yellow shirt, trying to break
3 hrs. I PR’ed 3:00.42. I CAN’T
THANK YOU ENOUGH for your
motivation!!! When: Sunday,
May 1, 2011. Where:
Willamette R. Path. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902087
HEY MAEBELLE
I don’t have a paid membership
but I really like your style,think U
& I would get along well together
checkout my profile The
Pragmatist hopefully u feel the
same. When: Wednesday,
April 27, 2011. Where:
Pics online. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902077
WORLD TRAVELER
Sweet and honest person look-
ing for the right, honest compan-
ion and friend to share life’s
experiences and pleasures. I
love books, garage sales, NPR,
the Ducks, football, track and
traveling.
loulou,
61,
#101279
HORSES, GARDENS,
SUNRISES
Country lady looking for her
male counterpart- I have 2 hors-
es and love to ride, need a part-
ner! Would prefer someone with
his own horse, please be single!
g ,
goddess2,
60,
#106091
BORNOFTHESKY AND
DREAMING!!!
PRAGMATIC EDUCATED MAN
Looking for a woman who knows
the meaning of Pragmatic and
other large words!I have adegree
inNetwork Admin.and in culinary
arts aswellas otherdegrees(liket
okeepthenogginbusy)would like
someone to talk to The
Pragmatist.
Shag,
30,
#106204
STONED METAL HEAD
I’m a metal head who loves to
smoke the green.I don’t really do
much except hang out with
friends and im looking for some-
one to join me in my laziness.
TheEugenian, 18, g ,
#106202
optimusprime, waltwhitman and
dr.seuss hada baby; it was me!!!
Muscley,fit,bearded, athlete-
dreamer-artist-yogi-poetboy
seeks twinkly-eyed poetgirl,
maybe inked, hopefully kinked;)
let’s grin at salamanders and
bumblebees, eatcupcakes onthe
trampoline, and benew likechil-
dren.... cyclone_poet_boy,
36, g , #106181
MAKE LIFE HAPPY
Find joy in the everyday experi-
ence. Hold my hand. Have my
heart. Run with me Walk with me
climb with me. Laugh play and
dance. PrinceVoknor, 30,
#106170
DANCING FIDDLE MAKER
SOMETHING INTERESTING
Married woman looking for a
woman. captainbolo, 35,
#106213
A CHARMING POLYGON
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
Mermaid
Ca r ve r,
ViolinGuitarMaker, Artist, Dancer,
Woodsman, Lover of Nature,
Gardener, Farmer, Rain Showers,
Skinny Dipper, Lover of Tropics,
Beethoven, Bob Marley, Grateful
Dead, Jazz, Arts, seeking Natural
Hippie Woods Woman. fiddle-
mon, 56, ☎, g , #106192
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 20, g ,
#105839
GLENN BECK SUCKS
Quirky gay boy, scientific mind,
well kept and hygienic. Enjoys
cuddling under the stars, good
music, and Dan Savage’s column.
Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded,
passionate. viriproviri, 18,
g , #105543
CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN.
VA POUR G‚TEAU?
Music history student at LCC. I
like cooking, hanging out, and
drinking coffee. I have no prefer-
ence to kinks, as I am willing to
try
most
things.
Tehfuzzycrab, 23, g ,
#106199
Free Will Astrology
I’m a budding academic who is
really disinterested in the pro-
fession. I’m also an astrologer.
And agnostic. And funny. And
sour. And sharp. And soft.
Confused? It’s simple, really.
thethinker, 21, #105442
MT. PISGAH BEAUTY!!!
METAL,ANIME,
COMICS,NERDY,GUITAR
APPLEBLOSSOM DIRTYBLOND
MEGASHARK
Im a metalhead nerd who is look-
ing a for girl to hang with,who
likes metal and going to metal
shows with me so we can head-
bang and mosh. Deth21, 20,
g , #106217
I saw you in a green shirt cross-
ing marathon finish line looking
strong, Beautiful, and smiling.
Now I hope you see yourself like
I always have. When:
Sunday, May 1, 2011.
Where: Hayward Field.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902088
COOL STONER DUDE
Intelligent female wanted to
hang out in totally cool house:
weed, food, movies, conversa-
tion. Please be pretty, confident,
and interesting. warm and allur-
ing yes; sad and angry no.
smartash2011, 33, ☎,
#106157
NEED A FRIEND
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
WOMEN OF EUGENE
I feel as though You would pay
me know mind even if it cost me
my Life, Yet I am a fine man that
is apparently misunderstood.
When: Saturday, April
30, 2011. Where: Every
day in town. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902083
Gorgeous girl hiking Mt. Pisgah
last week. Hat wearing, buff,
great smelling, beautiful smile.
We talked in the lot. Had a con-
nection. You were driving a blue
Highlander. Contact me. When:
Thursday, April 28,
2011. Where: My future.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902086
SEXY POOL JUNKIE
Watching you play pool makes
me want to play with myself.
You’re a rare breed. I would love
to play with your stick sometime.
I’m sure its the best! When:
Tuesday, April 26, 2011.
Where: Around. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902085
UNIQUE TATTOED BLONDE
saw you at the saturday market
and you definately caught my
eye..and ...loved your tattoo’s...
beret’ed
goateed
man...04/30/2011 contact me ...
lets talk When: Saturday,
April 30, 2011. Where:
saturday market. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902082
TAMAR TASTING VINO
You liked expensive zinfandel
recently. Dave was quite attract-
ed to you from first sight,spoke
as you sampled syrah,regrets
not giving you his number. Hope
you visit there often, or reply.
When: Thursday, April
28, 2011. Where: Wine
market. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902079
THAT SUNDANCE FELLA.
We chatted briefly at the regis-
ter, I suggested that you actually
worked at Trader Joes as well,
but kept it a secret. Do you like
wine, or just good company?
When: Thursday, April
21,
2011.
Where:
Sundance
Natural
Foodstore. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902078
YONDER RESPONDER
Hey Girl;Therewasalotofpeopleat
thatconcertif u could please give
a descrip of yourself or a descrip
of me and where you saw me in
relation to the venue.
Iwouldlikethepleasureof getting
to know u better. When:
Wednesday, April 13,
2011. Where: Yonder
Concert. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902076
SEXY RED SKIRT
Saw you at Wandering Goat on
Saturday (23rd). You: red skirt,
black and white striped top, with
friends. Wanted to say hi but
didn’t want to interrupt. Single?
When: Saturday, April
23,
2011.
Where:
Wandering Goat. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902073
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): Imagine this scene, as described by
Seattle-based video artist Michael Douglas. “Sometimes a tree falls
down in a fi eld of cows, and the cows walk over to it and stare at it.
It used to be standing and now it’s on the ground. There’s something
different in the fi eld and the cows start to hang out around the tree
and watch it like it’s television, attracted to the rupture in the order of
things. They gather around it for months, even after they completely
forget why they started doing it.” I think there’s a comparable scene
going on in your life right now, Aries. People you care about are in
a daze, seemingly hypnotized by a certain “rupture in the order of
things” that took place some time ago. In my opinion, it’s your task to
wake them up, gently if possible, and motivate them to move on.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’re an animal! And I mean that
in the best senses of the word. Your vitality is heading toward peak
levels, and your body is as smart as it gets. If you were ever going to
act as if every move you make is a dance, now would be the time to
do it. If you ever wanted to explore the righteous blending of grace
and power, this is a perfect moment. Give yourself permission to be a
fl uid bolt of ingenious fun, Taurus. Play hard and sweet, with sublime
ferocity.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Make the invisible dark force beautiful.”
That was the fi rst line of the horoscope I wrote for you in my dream
last night. Here’s what came next: “Create a song out of your moans.
Brag about your wounds. Dance reverently on the graves of your
enemies.” Does any of this make sense to you so far? It all seemed
perfectly reasonable and helpful in my dream. “Sneak a gift to your
bad self. Dissolve the ties that bind you to hollow intelligence. Seek the
angel near the funky gulley that winds through no man’s land. Dig for
treasure in the muddy puddle where the single lily grows.” That’s it,
Gemini -- my dream of your horoscope. If you can align yourself with
its spirit, I bet you’ll be primed for the waking-life opportunities that
are headed your way.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Writing in the Journal of Medical
Ethics, psychologist Richard Bentall proposed that happiness be
reclassifi ed as a “psychiatric disorder” — a pathology that should be
treated with therapy. “Happiness is statistically abnormal,” he argued.
It “consists of a discrete cluster of symptoms, is associated with a
range of cognitive abnormalities, and probably refl ects the abnormal
functioning of the central nervous system.” If he’s correct, Cancerian,
you may have a problem. According to my reading of the astrologi-
cal omens, you’re about to be besieged by a massive infl ux of good
feelings. It may be hard for you to fend off surges of unreasonable
joy, well-being, and gratitude. So let me ask you: Are you prepared to
enter into rebel mode as you fl aunt your abnormal bliss?
42 MAY 5, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
BACK OF HOUSE
U..cook/wetlands. Me...some-
times near sometimes far.. U..
truly the prettiest of them all..
Me..can’t wait...SINGLE..choose
me.. U.. innocent? Me..know
better!(shhhh..iwonttell) U..artist
arms and black birds... Me...... kiss
again my love?... When:
Thursday, April 14, 2011.
Where: wetlands. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902080
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Two British men, Jack Jones and Chris Cud-
dihy, pulled off an epic deed in 2009. They ran seven marathons in
seven consecutive days on seven continents. Each marathon was over
31 miles. (More info here: 7in7on7.com.) I’m not recommending that
you try something as ridiculously excessive as they did, Leo, but I do
want to note that you’re now in a phase when your capacity for amaz-
ing feats is bigger than usual. Do you have any ideas about what you
could accomplish that’s beyond your expectations?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What have you had to relinquish in
the past 10 months, Virgo? What were you forced to sacrifi ce or
surrender? Whatever it is, I predict you will be compensated for it
over the course of the next 12 months. And the process begins soon.
It’s not likely that the incoming blessing will bring an exact replace-
ment for the dream that got away. Rather, you will be awakened to an
unexpected new source of excitement, thereby dissolving the lingering
sense of loss and liberating you to rise again.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If given the choice between having our
lives change or keeping our lives the same, many of us would choose
the status quo. We tend to feel that even if the current state of things
is uncomfortable, it’s still preferable to having to deal with the uncer-
tainty and fear that come from transformation. But I don’t think you fi t
this description right now, Libra. Of all the signs of the zodiac, you’re
the one that’s most receptive to shifting the mood and experimenting
with the rules. It’s easier than usual for you to imagine different ways
of doing things. Take advantage of this superpower.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Hugo Chavez is the socialist president
of Venezuela, not an astronomer or New Age philosopher. And yet he
recently speculated that the planet Mars once had a thriving civiliza-
tion that met its doom because its resources were drained off and
poisoned by the excesses of capitalism. I love it when notable people
go off-message and freestyle wacky fantasies, so I applaud Chavez’s
improvisation. May I respectfully suggest you consider indulging in
your own version of this art form? According to my reading of the
astrological omens, it would be downright healthy for you to depart
from your usual raps and unveil some unpredictable self-expressions
to anyone and everyone who think they have you all fi gured out.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Symmetry and equilibrium are
not all that valuable right now. They’re certainly not worth obsess-
ing over or having screaming fi ghts about. In fact, I recommend that
you cultivate a jaunty knack for stylish lopsidedness. Appreciate the
beauty of irregularity. Be alert for the way incongruous details and
crooked angles reveal fresh, hot truths that provide you with exactly
what you need. Even so-called fl aws and mistakes may lead to lucky
accidents.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “It was better for me when I
could imagine greatness in others, even if it wasn’t always there,”
said Charles Bukowski, a generally cranky writer not renowned for his
optimism. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, this
strategy will also work wonders for you in the coming days. Trying to
see what’s great about other people will tend to activate your own
dormant greatness, and will just generally make you feel good. So ask
yourself: What’s beautiful, smart, interesting, and successful about the
people you know? Fantasize aggressively.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The income gap between the
richest and poorest sections of society has always been large, but
in recent years it has grown absurdly, grotesquely humongous. As
journalist Les Leopold notes (bit.ly/RichEatPoor), there are hedge-
fund gamblers who rake in more money in an hour than a middle-class
wage-earner makes in 47 years. From an astrological perspective,
Aquarius, it’s an excellent time for you to raise your voice against
this inequity. Furthermore, you’d be wise to dramatically shrink the
discrepancy between the haves and have-nots in your own personal
sphere, where you can actually have an immediate effect. You might
start the healing by asking yourself how the rich aspects of your
psyche steal from the poor parts.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There’s a good chance you will soon
utter the smartest words you have ever said in your life. It’s also
possible that you will generate two of the top fi ve thoughts that have
popped into your brain in the last decade. That’s how in tune I expect
you to be with your inner sources of wisdom. And that’s how closely
aligned you’ll be with the Divine Intelligence formerly known as God.
Now here’s the surprise ending to my message for you, Pisces — the
unexpected outcome: Your brilliant insights and cogent statements
may tempt you to be wilder and freer than you’ve been in a long time.
HOMEWORK: If you had a little baby clone of yourself to take
care of, what would be your child-rearing strategy? Tell me at Freewil-
lastrology.com.
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