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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le (Charges may apply) PUNKY, LUCIOUS, FUNNY LOVE EXISTS Looking for someone new. Just moved to Eugene from AZ. Ready for a fresh start with someone that is random and can make me laugh. gogetemtiger, 31, ☎, g , #106053 Looking for friends on a love vibration. Not monogamous love, nor nsa sex. I’m describing evolv- ing unconditional love energy. We are shining lights in physical shells, all worthy of love. LadyofLight, 28, g , #105436 READY FOR LOVE Women seeking Men YAY, DATING SITES... I’m a dorky lady. I like book- stores, thriftshops, libraries, and tea. Not an artist, but love to paint. I am technologically illiter- ate. Looking for my opposite and counterpart. Iduna, 26, #106115 HORSES, GARDENS, SUNRISES Are any good men out there that are looking for a truly good woman for a long term relation- ship that will lead to marriage? OwlLoveYou, 34, g , #106052 ANY GTFS READING? I’m sick of being “The Smart One.” Let’s have some fun and pepper it with intelligent conver- sation. Nothing too serious; we’re all busy people and life’s too short! dorkylitchick, 25, #106046 Country lady looking for her male counterpart- I have 2 hors- es and love to ride, need a part- ner! Would prefer someone with his own horse, please be single! g , goddess2, 60, #106091 ALTERNATIVE, VEGETARIAN, MUSICIANLOVER 24, 5’9, h/w prop. I enjoy movies/ books, coffee/tea/my dog/ music/cocktails/camping/raft- ing/gardening/hiking/coast/ photography. I’m looking for a guy taller than me, tattoos?, musician?, don’t shower every day. alternativevegetari- an, 24, g , #106077 ~WARPED WOLFRIDER CHIEFTESS~ Hoping to be inspired, chal- lenged, educated, explored! Cave Diving? Rock hunting? Comic- con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff? Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace, Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_ Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30, g , #106054 HONEST, SWEET, HARDASS Moved from Lancaster city, PA. I love loving and being with peo- ple. learning, talking, herb, for- ests, art, music, analyzing, sus- tainability (fuck industrializa- tion). I want open relationships. I’m bi. sleepingwbooks, 20, g , #105401 MUSICFINATIC Moved here 4rm da east coast. I LOVE GURLS. Basically I do wat I want wateva dat is lol. Im new 2 da area & ready have fun!! magic2701, 19, g , #106093 COFFEE, CONVERSATIONS, THREESOMES SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG- GER HOPELESSROMANTIC justmoved here fromTN.im laid back.downtoearth lovemusic.art. goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to make new friends.meet new people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n shows.i am my own person.tat- toos.piercings.people whocan keep up with me.witty.outspo- ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan- naknow morejust lemmeknow. southern_charmer89, 21, g , #106033 TIME FOR ADVENTURE Interest in women for the first time and would like to explore/ Making friends, I love to meet new people. I love music, reading and watching movies. MissE, 19, g , #105939 A CHARMING POLYGON We’re a happily married, fun-lov- ing, drama-free couple, looking for a female friend with benefits. Our ages: She’s 20, he’s 26. 420 friendly. two_sexy, 20, g , #106083 I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj. I like to cook, dance and bike to Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live in a house with tons of flowers. patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932 LET’S ENJOY LIFE I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find adventures. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 48, #101037 BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT Free Will Astrology sky is completely mapped? It’s not. Advances in technology are unveil- ing a nonstop ﬂ ow of new mysteries. In a recent lecture, astronomer Joshua Bloom of the University of California described the explosion of wonder. One particular telescope, for example, detects 1.5 million transient phenomena every night, and an average of 10 of those turn out to be previously undiscovered. Reporting on Bloom’s work, Space. com compared astronomers’ task to “ﬁ nding a few needles in a giant haystack night after night.” I see this challenge as resembling your imminent future, Aries. Mixed in with all the chatter and hubbub, there are some scattered gems out there -- rich revelations and zesty potentials. Will you have the patience to pinpoint them? TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you’re thinking of calling on a ghost to provide you with information, make sure you know how to banish it when you’re ﬁ nished milking it. If you’re considering a trek into the past to seek some consolation or inspiration, drop breadcrumbs as you go so you can ﬁ nd your way back to the present when it’s time to return. Catch my drift, Taurus? It’s ﬁ ne to draw on the old days and the old ways, but don’t get lost or stuck there. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): From an astrological point of view, it’s a favorable time for people to give you gifts and perks and blessings. You have my permission to convey that message to your friends and associates. Let them know it’s in their interest to be generous toward you. The truth, as I see it, is that they will attract rewards for them- selves, some unexpected, if they help you. So what’s your role in this dynamic? Be modest. Be grateful. Be gracious. At the same time, rake it all in with supreme conﬁ dence that you deserve such an outpouring. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Nobel Prizes are awarded to geniuses in a variety of ﬁ elds for work they’ve done to elevate science and cul- ture. But have you heard of Ig Nobel Prizes? The Annals of Improbable Research hands them out to eccentrics whose work it deems useless but amusing. For instance, one recipient was honored for investigat- ing how impotency drugs help hamsters recover quickly from jet lag. Another award went to engineers who developed a remote-control helicopter to collect whale snot. In 2000, physicist Andre Geim won an Ig Nobel Prize for using magnetism to levitate a frog. Unlike all of his fellow honorees, however, Geim later won a Nobel Prize for his research on a remarkable substance called graphene (tinyurl.com/ NobelGraphene). I think you’ll soon have a resemblance to him, Can- cerian. Some of your efforts will be odd and others spectacular; some will be dismissed or derided and others will be loved and lauded. (July 23-Aug. 22): If you have ever fantasized about setting up a booth at the foot of an active volcano and creating balloon animals for tourists’ kids, now is an excellent time to get started on making that 30 MARCH 24, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY Arrived here in 1976. Always had Woman till motorcycle accident in 1986, No women since like I had it back then. I love to please. 69john, 58, #105941 Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30 to hang out with here in Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay males. Nice and laid-back? Drop me a line. Into old movies a plus. ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g , #101557 JUST BE YOU SUNSHINE DAYDREAMER Mellow, kind, considerate young man, seeking honest, sincere, mellow woman. mel- lowdude83, 25, g , #106112 As simple as this may seem.... Its true. I am just looking for a nice girl to spend some time with. “Lets go to the nude beach”. verdis1234, 45, #106067 PHATBOMBDOPESHIT. me:active, spontanious, creative, adventurous, strong & sensitive, witty, sorta weird, eagle scout with a dirty mind, you:funky, light, ready to push boundaries, enjoys gourmet food and sex. hit me up! nateradley, 40, g , #103716 YOUR CATFISH FRIEND Intellectual, friendly, aware, lib- eral, agnostic student. Non- smoker, prefer same. I’ve no children. I’m into art, poetry, music, philosophy, yoga, good films, Colbert Report, Daily Show, politics, good conversation, being real. delmore- g , schwartz, 30, #102792 EASY GOING ATTITUDE. Looking for a friend to talk to, that’s really all. mcveigsh, 21, g , #106097 LOOKING FOR STORIES I’m a student making a film about the “I saw you” or similar personals sections. Please reply if you have fun or interesting stories to share. Privacy will be respected. RoseCatten, 32, #105975 INTELECTUAL KIND OF looking for a long term relation- ship with women of my same age 50+. felipe, 53, #106099 GIRL AND FRIENDS? I’m new in town and I’m looking to meet some interesting women. I enjoy talking about a wide variety of subjects, if you contact me I’ll send you my pic- ture! Armando1983, 28, #106078 There are so many things I want to do in life, and I’m learning now to start chasing dreams rather than simply sit stunned at all the possibilities. TheJester, 20, g , #105279 THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 LOOKING FOR FRIENDS SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220 pounds, brown hair and green eyes. never married, no children. Am looking for SWF’s between 21 and 40 for friendship and possi- ble dating. tallenlark63, 48, g , #105513 As a writer for a Corvallis paper, I found your article “Happy Hunting” educational. You seem like a fascinating young lady. Politics? Pool? The library? Write back soon if interested... When: Thursday, March 17, 2011. Where: Eugene Weekly’s “Swizzle”guide to bars and nightlife. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902028 HILL TOP GIRL i know CPR and you need a hind lick maneuver ha ha ha When: Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Where: Oakridge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902027 BLUE CAMERA COWFISH St. Patties night. I forgot my blue 12 megapixel Kodak camera in the womens bathroom @ Cowfish. Please return for Good Karma. It was very sentimental. $100 Reward. When: Thursday, March 17, 2011. Where: Cowfish. You: Woman. Me: Woman. ☎ #902025 TRI-HAWKS St. Patrick’s day, you all in green with an awesome hat. You didn’t have your tri-hawks up, you drank me under the table before I could get your number :( When: Thursday, March 17, 2011. Where: Speakeasy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902024 VANESSA FROM VIRGINIA/ CRESWELL HOT BEANERY GUY You: Were outside, came in and sat a minute, left. Black hair, fancy sunglasses, blue Honda CRV w/OSU parking sticker. Me: Dark hair, laptop, large sunglass- es, jeans, loafers. Coffee date? When: Monday, March 21, 2011. Where: 2nd Street Beanery Corvallis. You: Man. Me: Man. #902029 Vanessa, you and I, Matthew, sat together watching Michael Hurley at Sam Bonds Garage on 3-11-11. I had one too many. I want to see you again. Please find me. When: Friday, March 11, 2011. Where: Sam Bonds Garage. You: Woman. Me: Man. ☎ #902022 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Were you under the impression that the LEO O.O 0.0 ^_^ ACTIVITY PARTNER i’m quiet easygoing and non- judgmental with offbeat good looks (real offbeat) i like older women but age doesn’t matter i’m not looking for anything seri- ous but then again shit happens. Buzz, 24, g , #106116 ETERNAL STUDENT ECCENTRIC AND WANTING EUG-WEEKLY’S MISS MORTENSEN happen. Same is true if you’ve ever thought you’d like to be a rodeo clown in Brazil or a stand-up comedian at a gambling casino or a men- tor who teaches card tricks and stage magic to juvenile delinquents. The astrological omens suggest that playfulness and risk-taking would synergize well right now. There’s even a chance that if you found a way to blend them, it would lead to ﬁ nancial gain. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ve arrived at a phase in your cycle when you’ll have the opportunity to scope out new competitors, inspi- rational rivals, and allies who challenge you to grow. Choose wisely! Keep in mind that you will be giving them a lot of power to shape you; they will be conditioning your thoughts about yourself and about the goals you regard as worthy of your passions. If you pick people of low character or weak values, they’ll bring you down. If you opt for hard workers with high ideals, they’ll raise you up. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “There’s no key to the universe,” writes Swami Beyondananda. But that shouldn’t lead us to existential despair or hopeless apathy, adds the Swami. “Fortunately, the universe has been left unlocked,” he concludes. In other words, Libra, there’s no need for a key to the universe! I offer you this good news because there’s a similar principle at work in your life. You’ve been banging on a certain door, imagining that you’re shut out from what’s inside. But the fact is that the door is unlocked and nothing is stopping you from letting yourself in. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): When you travel to Mozambique, the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife gives you a warning about the frequency of human encounters with lions out in nature. “Wear little noisy bells so as to give advanced warning to any lions that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise,” reads the notice you’re handed. I’m certain, Scorpio, that no matter where you are in the coming week -- whether it’s Mozambique or elsewhere -- you won’t have to tangle with beasts as long as you observe similar precautions. So please take measures to avoid startling goblins, rascals, and rogues. If you visit a dragon’s domain, keep your spirit light and jingly. If you use a shortcut that requires you to pass through the wasteland, sing your favorite nonsense songs as you hippety-hop along. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Few things make me more excited than being able to predict good tidings headed your way. That’s why, as I meditated on your upcoming astrological aspects, I found myself teetering on the edge of ecstasy. Here’s what I foresee: a renaissance of pleasure ... an outbreak of feeling really ﬁ ne, both physically and emotionally ... and an awakening of your deeper capac- ity to experience joy. Here’s your mantra for the week, generated by my friend Rana Satori Stewart: yum yum yum yum yum / yum yum yum yum yummy yum / yum yum yum yum yummy yummy yum yum. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): CNN reported on two neo-Nazi skinheads from Poland, a married couple, who discovered they were actually Jews. It turned out that during World War II, the truth about their origins had been hidden by their parents for fear of persecution. Years later, when the Jewish Historical Institute in Warsaw informed them that they were members of the group they had hated for so long, they were shocked. Since then, they have become observant Jews who worship at an orthodox synagogue. The new perspective you’ll be getting about your own roots may not be as dramatic as theirs, Capricorn. But I bet it will lead to a shift in your self-image. Are you ready to revise your history? (More info: tinyurl.com/Ex- skinheads.) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): My astrological colleague Antero Alli says that a lot of good ideas occur to him while he’s taking a shower. He also ﬁ nds frequent inspiration while riding his bike. Why, then, does he not enjoy biking in the rain? He doesn’t know. I bring this up, Aquarius, because you’re entering a phase of your cycle when ﬂ ashes of insight and intuition are likely to erupt at a higher rate than usual. I suggest you aggressively put yourself in every kind of situa- tion that tends to provoke such eruptions -- including ones, like maybe riding your bike in the rain, that you haven’t tried before. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A Canadian man named William Treble once found over 1,000 four-leaf clovers in a single day. Niamh Bond, a British baby, was born on the 10th day of the 10th month of 2010 — at exactly 10:10 a.m. and 10 seconds. My friend Allan told me he was driving in suburbia the other day when two white cats bolted across the road right in front of him. And yet as lucky as all that might sound, it pales in comparison to the good fortune that’s headed your way, Pisces. Unlike their luck, which was ﬂ ashy but ultimately meaningless, yours will be down-to-earth and have practical value. HOMEWORK: What is the ﬁ rst thing you want? What’s the last thing? Are they related in any way? Testify at Truthrooster@gmail. com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM