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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le (Charges may apply) NATURE, TRUTH, CONNECTION I take good care of myself and I appreciate others that do. I love nature, walking, water, dancing. I also enjoy traveling. Men gener- ally like me and find me attrac- tive. sunlight, 63, ☎, #105954 ITS 420 SOMEWHERE Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene, i just moved from indiana. im just lookin for some cool people to hang out with, def. must be 4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21, g , #105870 READY FOR LOVE Husband and wife team, both bisexual, both poly, looking for a bisexual third. The preferences listed aren’t the be all end all, most important above what’s listed is personality. The_two, 25, g , #106051 ANY GTFS READING? I’m sick of being “The Smart One.” Let’s have some fun and pepper it with intelligent conver- sation. Nothing too serious; we’re all busy people and life’s too short! dorkylitchick, 25, #106046 GIRLY GIRL, ADVENTUROUS get dressed up to go dancing, boots to hike.the coast. Confidence not cocky.After all life is what YOU MAKE YOURSELF not what you think you can make someone else to be. njgail, 48, g , #102173 I was getting food when you came to me and said some kind words to me.I was so mesmer- ized by you I didnt say Thank you. coffee/ drinks? When: Tuesday, February 22, 2011. Where: valley river center. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901993 WANTED FWB PUNKY, LUCIOUS, FUNNY COUPLELOOKINGFOR BISEXUALMAN/WOMAN TUESDAY VRC I have recently decided I know nothing; I love everything. I will make this life my own. BreathetheYellow, 19, g , #105955 we are a couple in our thirties looking for friends then more.we are easy going and dont care about looks. gavman, 32, ☎, g , #105887 Looking for someone new. Just moved to Eugene from AZ. Ready for a fresh start with someone that is random and can make me laugh. gogetemtiger, 31, ☎, g , #106053 Are any good men out there that are looking for a truly good woman for a long term relation- ship that will lead to marriage? OwlLoveYou, 34, g , #106052 HONEST, SIMPLE, CONFIDENT. LET’S ENJOY LIFE I would describe myself as a woman with integrity. I’m looking for a woman who loves the out- doors, hates drama, loves to make love, and loves to laugh. Time2Live, 48, #101037 SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG- GER HOPELESSROMANTIC justmoved here fromTN.im laid back.downtoearth lovemusic.art. goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to make new friends.meet new people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n shows.i am my own person.tat- toos.piercings.people whocan keep up with me.witty.outspo- ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan- naknow morejust lemmeknow. southern_charmer89, 21, g , #106033 BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT KIND, HONEST, INTELLIGENT RESPECTFUL I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find adventures. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 ...single, emotionally available, sensual, financially stable, ath- letic (5’8”, 155lbs) enjoys organic gardening, nature, music, films, conversation, dancing, reading, humor, personal and spiritual growth, Spanish, Mexican vaca- tions and inspiring social change. PaulSamuel, 69, ☎, g , #106050 Im 21 years old great awesome guy that loves to have fun with the right kind of people.Im peaceful and love to draw alot when im bored,sad,happy, and really depress. Chicano21, 21, #106040 LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;) i’m a cat loving stoner, with a great body,i love dressing up, i have a boyfriend but this is for me, i would like to hang out and get to know a nice pretty girl,. ashliemae91, 20, g , #105720 A CHARMING POLYGON I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj. I like to cook, dance and bike to Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live in a house with tons of flowers. patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932 PHATBOMBDOPESHIT. me:active, spontanious, creative, adventurous, strong & sensitive, witty, sorta weird, eagle scout with a dirty mind, you:funky, light, ready to push boundaries, enjoys gourmet food and sex. hit me up! nateradley, 40, g , #103716 Free Will Astrology ARIES TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Carnival season gets into full swing this weekend and lasts through Mardi Gras next Tuesday night. Wherever you are, Taurus, I suggest you use this as an excuse to achieve new levels of mastery in the art of partying. Of all the signs of the zodiac, you’re the one that is most in need of and most deserv- ing of getting immersed in rowdy festivities that lead to maximum release and relief. To get you in the right mood, read these thoughts from literary critic Mikhail Bakhtin. He said a celebration like this is a “temporary liberation from the prevailing truth and from the estab- lished order,” and encourages “the suspension of all hierarchical rank, privileges, norms, and prohibitions.” GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When Bob Dylan ﬁ rst heard the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, he only made it through the ﬁ rst few tunes. “Turn that shit off!” he said. “It’s too good!” He was afraid his own creative process might get intimidated, maybe even blocked, if he allowed himself to listen to the entire masterpiece. I suspect the exact opposite will be true for you in the coming weeks, Gemini. As you expose yourself to excellence in your chosen ﬁ eld, you’ll feel a growing motivation to express excellence yourself. The in- spiration that will be unleashed in you by your competitors will trump any of the potentially deﬂ ating effects of your professional jealousy. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Jungian storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes says one of her main inﬂ uences is the Curanderisma healing tradition from Mexico and Central America. “In this tradition a story is ‘holy,’ and it is used as medicine,” she told Radiance magazine. “The story is not told to lift you up, to make you feel better, or to entertain you, although all those things can be true. The story is meant to take the spirit into a descent to ﬁ nd something that is lost or missing and to bring it back to consciousness again.” You need stories like this, Cancerian, and you need them now. It’s high time to recover parts of your soul that you have neglected or misplaced or been separated from. (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve been pretty smart lately, but I think you could get even smarter. You have spied secrets in the dark, and 38 MARCH 3, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY Need to be inspired, challenged, educated! Cave diving in the Caribbean? Rock hunting? Comic-con’s, LARP Games! Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease! ~Ani_ Oakley~ aka ~DJ DSL~ };)~ (Some day at least!). Ani_ Oakley, 30, g , #106054 CONVERSATION & SMILES I’m very easy going, I love God, I enjoy staying in halfway desent shape and would like a woman with the same interest. I’m hon- est, dedicated w sense of humour. motoron, 50, ☎, g , #106048 I’M DOING THIS. Newish to Eugene and looking to connect with more people. I like loud music, bad movies, good food, and cheap beer. Oh, and I don’t dance. BunnyMartini, 30, g , #106027 Life comes one day and moment at a time. Looking for a spirited friend or friends to share laugh- ter, honesty, care, our passions in life to create time that works. irismoonz, 54, ☎, g , #105984 O.O 0.0 ^_^ LOOKING FOR STORIES Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30 to hang out with here in Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay males. Nice and laid-back? Drop me a line. Into old movies a plus. ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g , #101557 I’m a student making a film about the “I saw you” or similar personals sections. Please reply if you have fun or interesting stories to share. Privacy will be respected. RoseCatten, 32, #105975 GONZO BUTTERNUT TACOS I gave your order to the wrong person because you both had the same first name. If you want to try one of our new cocktails, It’s on me. When: Monday, February 28, 2011. Where: Nearly Normals. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901995 FRIENDS OF JUNG Location: Jungian Workshop. You: Jon - massage therapist with warm smile. Me: therapist with cute glasses. We connected after lunch; was too shy to get your contact info. Find me! When: Saturday, February 12, 2011. Where: Jungian Workshop. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901994 Thank you for being My Valentine, and My Partner. My Better Half, and My One Love. When: Monday, February 14, 2011. Where: Next to me. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901989 SATURDAY SLEEPY ILLUSIONIST I asked you how you liked the movie and you said you fell asleep. Maybe you’d like to see Rocky Horror next month? Same place, more excitement. When: Saturday, February 19, 2011. Where: the Bijou. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901988 MONKEY1968 Lovely Lady- I send you a smile and a, “ How do you do?”. I am fascinated by your picture and would love to meet you. When: Sunday, February 20, 2011. Where: Lavender Womyn. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901986 BY ROB BREZSNY (March 21-April 19): “The most fundamental form of human stupidity is forgetting what we were trying to do in the ﬁ rst place,” said Friedrich Nietzsche. So for instance, if you’re the U.S. government and you invade and occupy Afghanistan in order to wipe out al-Qaeda, it’s not too bright to continue ﬁ ghting and dying and spending obscene amounts of money long after the al-Qaeda presence there has been eliminated. (There are now fewer than 100 al-Qaeda ﬁ ghters in that country: tinyurl.com/forgetwhy.) What’s the equivalent in your personal life, Aries? What noble aspiration propelled you down a wind- ing path that led to entanglements having nothing to do with your original aspiration? It’s time to correct the mistake. LEO ~WOLFRIDER CHIEFTESS/ INDIE-PUNK~ EASYGOING CHRISTIAN. TIME FOR ADVENTURE Interest in women for the first time and would like to explore/ Making friends, I love to meet new people. I love music, reading and watching movies. MissE, 19, g , #105939 FUNNY CREATIVE LOVING I am 33. I love music, reading, writing poetry, singing, church, and living life as a spontaneous adventure. I am honest, faithful, romantic, good listener, and hap- pily drama free. lonelypo- et33, 33, g , #106049 COULDA SHOULDA WOULDA Me in row Q, solo, you in row R. You used my row to get out once. I should have said hi. Exchanged glances, but exited on opposite ends. Hi. When: Thursday, February 17, 2011. Where: Elton John Concert. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901990 BEAUTIFUL DREAMER YOU’LL BE SURPRISED i am very open minded,not with- out a degree of baggage,but striving to be a better person ,outgoing,thoughtful,non judge- m e n t a l , supportive,playful,attentive to o t h e r ’s needs, daring,adventurous. enigmat- ic, 60, ☎, g , #106022 SANTANA miss you. love you. xoxo. please call. When: Saturday, January 22, 2011. Where: eweb. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901992 teased out answers from unlikely sources, and untangled knots that no one else has had the patience to mess with — and yet I suspect there are even greater glories possible for you. For inspiration, Leo, memorize this haiku-like poem by Geraldine C. Little: “The white spider / whiter still / in the lightning’s ﬂ ash.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I wouldn’t try to stop you, Virgo, if you wanted to go around singing the Stone Roses’ song “I Wanna Be Adored.” I wouldn’t be embarrassed for you if you turned your head up to the night sky and serenaded the stars with a chant of “I wanna be adored, I deserve to be adored, I demand to be adored.” And I might even be willing to predict that your wish will be fulﬁ lled — on one condition, which is that you also express your artful adoration for some worthy creature. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In his parody music video, “Sick- est Buddhist,” comedian Arj Barker invokes a hip hop sensibility as he brags about his spiritual prowess. Noting how skilled he is when it comes to mastering his teacher’s instructions, he says, “The instruc- tor just told us to do a 45-minute meditation / but I nailed it in 10.” I expect you will have a similar facility in the coming week, Capricorn: Tasks that might be challenging for others may seem like child’s play to you. I bet you’ll be able to sort quickly through complications that might normally take days to untangle. (See the NSFW video here: tinyurl.com/illBuddhist.) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The sixth astronaut to walk on the (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The difference between the right word and the almost right word,” said Mark Twain, “is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.” Because the difference between the right word and the almost right word will be so crucial for you in the coming days, Libra, I urge you to maintain extra vigilance towards the sounds that come out of your mouth. But don’t be tense and repressed about it. Loose, graceful vigilance will actually work better. By the way, the distinction between right and almost right will be equally important in other areas of your life as well. Be adroitly discerning. moon was engineer Edgar Mitchell. He asserts that extraterrestrials have visited Earth and that governments are covering up that fact. The second astronaut to do a moonwalk was engineer Buzz Aldrin. He says that there is unquestionably an artiﬁ cial structure built on Phobos, a moon of Mars. Some scientists dispute the claims of these experts, insisting that aliens are myths. Who should we believe? Personally, I lean towards Mitchell and Aldrin. Having been raised by an engineer father, I know how unlikely it is for people with that mindset to make extraordinary claims. If you have to choose between competing authorities any time soon, Aquarius, I recommend that like me, you opt for the smart mavericks instead of the smart purveyors of conventional wisdom. SCORPIO PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): If I were you, Pisces, I’d make interest- LIBRA (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Dear Rob: In your horoscopes you often write about how we Scorpios will encounter interesting opportu- nities, invitations to be powerful, and creative breakthroughs. But you rarely discuss the deceptions, selﬁ sh deeds, and ugliness of the human heart that might be coming our way -- especially in regards to what we are capable of ourselves. Why do you do this? My main concern is not in dealing with what’s going right, but rather on persevering through difﬁ culty. — Scorpio in the Shadows. Dear Scorpio: You have more than enough inﬂ uences in your life that encourage you to be fascinated with darkness. I may be the only one that’s committed to helping you cultivate the more undeveloped side of your soul: the part that thrives on beauty and goodness and joy. ing fun your meme of the week. According to my reading of the as- trological omens, you will be fully justiﬁ ed in making that your modus operandi and your raison d’etre. For best results, you should put a priority on pursuing experiences that both amuse you and captivate your imagination. As you consider whether to accept any invitation or seize any opportunity, make sure it will teach you something you don’t already know and also transport you into a positive emotional state that gets your endorphins ﬂ owing. HOMEWORK : What is the best gift you could give your best friend right now? Testify at http://FreeWillAstrology.com. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Acupuncturists identify an energetic point in the ear called the spirit gate. If it’s stuck closed, the spirit is locked in; if it’s stuck open, the spirit is always coming and going, restless and unsettled. What’s ideal, of course, is that the spirit gate is not stuck in any position. Then the spirit can come and go as it needs to, and also have the option of retreating and protecting itself. I’d like you to imagine that right now a skilled acupuncturist is insert- ing a needle in the top of your left ear, where it will remain for about 20 minutes. In the meantime, visualize your spirit gate being in that state of harmonious health I described. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM