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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le (Charges may apply) JEZZ YOU-BROKEN LEG I like honesty, being comfortable, laughter is important and having fun. Life is already so tense being able to relax once in a while is a talent and must. Jezz, 23, g , #101976 GIRLY GIRL, ADVENTUROUS get dressed up to go dancing, boots to hike.the coast. Confidence not cocky.After all life is what YOU MAKE YOURSELF not what you think you can make someone else to be. njgail, 48, g , #102173 NATURE, TRUTH, CONNECTION I take good care of myself and I appreciate others that do. I love nature, walking, water, dancing. I also enjoy traveling. 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Looking for a spirited friend or friends to share laugh- ter, honesty, care, our passions in life to create time that works. irismoonz, 54, ☎, g , #105984 TIME FOR ADVENTURE LOOKING FOR STORIES Interest in women for the first time and would like to explore/ Making friends, I love to meet new people. I love music, reading and watching movies. MissE, 19, g , #105939 PEACE AND LIVE Hippie boy heart pure. Shining even at the bottom of the sea. Joining forces always in align- ment of fresh head waters of the mountain mist. Waters, 38, #105994 A CHARMING POLYGON I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj. I like to cook, dance and bike to Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live in a house with tons of flowers. patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932 BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find a d ve n t u re s. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;) i’m a cat loving stoner, with a great body,i love dressing up, i have a boyfriend but this is for me, i would like to hang out and get to know a nice pretty girl,. ashliemae91, 20, g , #105720 AUTHENTIC, SLEEPY, SILLY New in town, looking for a lady to cuddle up with. Love music, video games, movies, literature, art. Hit me up and we’ll see where this goes! exitmusic, 21, g , #102371 “LET’S EVOLVE IDEAS” THE CRAZY ASIAN Roommate breaks down and we leave Colorado, and here we are. I’m a laid back guy, shy, quiet at first, honest, partier with no expectations. Looking for some- one nice. Theasian, 30, ☎, g , #106013 MAGICAL, LOVEABLE, PAN- SEXUAL Bags, bags, bags! It always seems like you have too many bags! You can’t just throw ‘em away. Now there’s new...bag hutch! Take it from me. I love you! ;). pit_pat, 31, g , #106003 SARCASTIC SHY TYPE just lookin for some fun and someone nice to meet and hang- out with. juslikemj, 21, #105971 SEEKING CAREER WOMAN free-spirited anarchist-commu- nist seeks single woman working for the FBI.Drug and disease free, so you be also.Looks not impor- tant, but women with glasses are a plus! blackFlag, 27, g , #105960 LOVING CUDDLY KIND Starting a new life, in need of someone with common interests to share my life’s experiences with. Into the arts, music, books, movies, games, Celtic culture & my dogs. Ira, 38, g , #105911 to know more you may have to ask , I am only doing this right now because I want to send an email to a fabulous woman on here. livin4fundon, 48, g , #105857 PONDERING AMBIVILANCE QUANDRY I need a good woman behind me. spankee, 48, #105902 HONEST, SIMPLE, CONFIDENT. SPANKEE Reclusive 56yo internet mer- chant seeks companionship. Disturb my peace. Share my soli- tude. Complicate my simplicity, obliterate my routine. YES: Herb, Red Road, gardening, crafts, web skills. NO: baggage, alcohol, tobacco. farce_twiddler, 56, g , #102936 F9ASW9 Looking for a Friend, a Lover, a Companion, an Equal. To build a lasting relationship, on Trust, Honesty, Support, an Open Communication. This sounds good, meet face to face. F9asW9, 51, g #105915 I have recently decided I know nothing; I love everything. I will make this life my own. BreathetheYellow, 19, g , #105955 ITS 420 SOMEWHERE Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene, i just moved from indiana. im just lookin for some cool people to hang out with, def. must be 4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21, g , #105870 MAKE ME BELIEVE am open honest thoughtful,looking to find some- one who isnt in a hurry to make things happen,let it grow organically,am comfortable in my own skin. taphaph, 60, , g , #105927 I’m a student making a film about the “I saw you” or similar personals sections. Please reply if you have fun or interesting stories to share. Privacy will be respected. RoseCatten, 32, #105975 O.O 0.0 ^_^ Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30 to hang out with here in Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay males. Nice and laid-back? Drop me a line. Into old movies a plus. ragemanchoo, 28, ☎, g , #101557 LA CLAIRE D’ORIGINE I dig the ad,and would like to fill your co-beerswiller position, and possibly other positions. Where do I get an application? Shamelessy hope no longer! Cuz I dun seen ya! When: Friday, January 28, 2011. Where: Viva! & Wink. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901975 BELLY DANCERS The pair of you danced to Mood Area 52 at the Starlight lounge during last summer’s Eugene Celebration. OMG it was hot. I want to do wicked things with(to) you. When: Friday, July 9, 2010. Where: Starlight Lounge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901974 THE REVEREND More joy and laughter has filled my world in these last 5 years then I could have ever hoped for. Thank you! I am SO lucky for you. When: Tuesday, February 8, 2011. Where: My heart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901973 GLENN BECK SUCKS Quirky gay boy, scientific mind, well kept and hygienic. Enjoys cuddling under the stars, good music, and Dan Savage's column. Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded, passionate. viriproviri, 18, g , #105543 ELLIOTT SMITH FAN ìyou’ve got a look in your eye when you’re saying goodbyeî letís cross paths againÖand smoke some ham! When: Friday, February 11, 2011. Where: Sam Bonds. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901976 YOUR PERFECT MATCH... Could be a mouse click away. More profiles at www.wink- kink.com BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls,” said comedian George Carlin. “There are mornings when your dreams are more real and important than your waking life,” says my favorite dream worker. “There are times when the doctor isn’t feeling well, and only his patient can cure him,” says I. Now it so happens, Aries, that in the upcoming week, your life is likely to pass through an alternate reality where all three of the above conditions will prevail — as well as other similar variants and mutations. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Hua Chi, a Buddhist monk in China, takes his devotions very seriously. For the last two decades he has performed as many as 3,000 prayers every single day in the same ex- act spot at his temple. Part of me admires his profound commitment, while part of me is appalled at his insane addiction to habit. It’s great that he loves his spiritual work so deeply, but sad that he can’t bring more imagination and playfulness to his efforts. I bring this up, Taurus, because I think it’s a good time, astrologically speaking, for you to take inventory of the good things you do very regularly. See if you can inject more fun and inventiveness into them. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “To the scientist there is the joy in pursuing truth which nearly counteracts the depressing revelations of truth,” said science ﬁ ction writer H. P. Lovecraft. The clear implication of this statement is that there’s always a sense of loss that comes with discovering the way things really are. I protest this perspective. I boycott it. As proof that it’s at least partially wrong, I offer up the evidence provided by your life in the days ahead. From what I can tell, the gratiﬁ cation that you feel while hunting down the truth will be substantial, and yet it will ultimately seem rather mild compared to the bliss that arrives when you ﬁ nd what you’re looking for. CANCER (June 21-July 22): People listen when Er ic Schmidt speaks. He’s the CEO of Google, a company that has major power in shaping the future of information. In recent months he has been riff- ing on the disappearance of privacy. Because our lives are becoming interwoven with the Internet, he believes it will become increasingly hard to keep any secrets. “If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know,” he says, “maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the ﬁ rst place.” This is especially true for you right now, Cancerian. In the coming weeks, I encourage you to maintain the highest standards of ethical behavior. The lucky thing about this situation is that news of the good deeds you do and smart moves you make are also likely to circulate far and wide. (July 23-Aug. 22): Six years ago, a friend of mine came to believe she had died in a previous incarnation by being thrown off a 34 FEBRUARY 17, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY RAVEN SEEKING SUN I’m just looking for someone to have a deep conversation. about anything. Good company is all I seek. raven8, 32, g , #102497 DECEMBER 1ST, 1979?! Me: 9-28-69, astrologer, alche- mist, spanish classical guitarist... Pan-incarnate You: Deva, soul- mate Us: Forever ************** **************************** Not her? Hmm. Mebbe I’m miss- ing something here, something totally special. That would suck. Feel free. PanIncarnate, 41, g , #105757 Free Will Astrology LEO Overly idealistic guy searches for like-minded individual to day- dream together. I’m a fan of his- tory trying to write one for myself, you are invited to be part of the cast. BrightJ, 27, g , #105987 DRIFTING Wearing a Yellow & Green CAST & radiant smile(that captivated the room)u ordered @ Starbucks. Your gorgeous eys & organic beauty have never escaped me.NOW a stunning brunette,you have surpassed yourself. When: Friday, January 14, 2011. Where: Starbucks. Coburg Road, Eugene. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901977 horse. From that time on, she felt stuck. She became convinced that her life energy would remain in a state of suspended animation until she learned to feel comfortable on a horse. Fear kept her from even attempting that for a long time, but recently she got up the courage to begin. Her efforts were bumpy at ﬁ rst, but rapidly improved. As she gained conﬁ dence as a rider, every other aspect of her life bloomed, too — just as she’d suspected. I think her experience could be useful for you to learn from in the coming months, Leo. What’s your biggest, oldest fear? Is there anything you could do to start dissolving it? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I’m not confused,” said poet Robert Frost. “I’m just well mixed.” I would love that to be your motto in the coming weeks. You’re entering a phase of your cycle when you should be extra curious about blending ingredients in new combinations. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that the cosmos will respond enthusiastical- ly if you take steps to make yourself the embodiment of lush diversity. Celebrate complexity, Virgo! You will generate unexpected strokes of good fortune by experimenting with medleys and syntheses that ap- peal to the jaunty parts of your imagination. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In addition to their standard offerings, the yoga teachers at Atlanta’s Tough Love Yoga center (toughloveyoga. com) sometimes offer exotic variations. During their “Metal Yoga” classes, for instance, the soundtrack for their stretching and breathing exercises is heavy metal music. Here’s their promise: “Melt your face off in a very relaxing, healing way.” That’s the spirit I’d like to see you bring to your life in the coming week: vehemently intense but tenderly curative; wickedly ﬁ erce but brilliantly rejuvenating. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I would love to see you play with your food this week. And draw pictures on walls. And have conversations with winking statues and talking trees and magic toasters. I’ll be thrilled, Scorpio, if you watch cartoons about furry animals outwitting maniacal robots and if you entertain fantasies of yourself pushing a cream pie in the face of an obnoxious authority ﬁ gure. But given how digniﬁ ed and discreet you tend to be, I realize the chances of any of this actually happening are miniscule. Can I at least coax you into hop- ping, skipping, and dancing around a lot when no one’s watching? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Better keep yourself clean and bright,” said George Bernard Shaw. “You are the window through which you must see the world.” Take that advice to heart, Sagittarius. This is an excellent time for you to do any necessary work to get your- self cleaner and brighter. I’m not at all implying that you’re a dusty, greasy mess. But like all of us, there’s a continuous build-up of foreign matter that distorts the view and that must be periodically washed away. If you do it now, your work will be extra smart and effective. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The state of Wisconsin is famous for its cheese, so it wasn’t a big surprise when its state Legislature decided to honor the bacterium that’s essential in making cheddar, Monterey Jack, and Colby cheese. So as of last year, Lactococcus lactis is the ofﬁ cial state microbe. I would love to see you decide upon your own most beloved microbe sometime soon, Capricorn. How about naming Ruminococcus or Peptococcus as your personal favorite among all of your gut ﬂ ora? It’s that time of year when it makes cosmic sense to acknowledge and appreciate all of the small and hard- to-see things that keep you thriving. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t put on your shoes before you put on your socks this week, OK? Refrain from polishing off a piece of cheesecake and a bowl of ice cream before dinner, and don’t say goodbye whenever you arrive at a new destination. Catch my drift, Aquarius? Do things in the proper order, not just while engaged in the fundamental tasks of your daily rhythm, but also in the long-term processes you’re carrying out. Each step in the sequence needs to pre- pare the way for the next step. Keep a clear vision of the organizing principle that informs your work. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Many people know John Mellenkamp’s song “This Is Our Country” because it was used in a commercial for Chevy Silverado trucks. But if they’ve only heard it that way, they may be under a mistaken impression about its meaning. The ad quotes just a fraction of the lyrics, including “So let the voice of freedom / Sing out through this land / This is our country.” What the ad doesn’t include are other lines like “And poverty could be just another ugly thing / And bigotry would be seen only as obscene / And the ones that run this land / Help the poor and common man.” Let this serve as a cautionary tale for you, Pisces. Make sure you get the rest of every story -- not just the partial truth, but the whole freaking thing. HOMEWORK : What most needs regeneration in your life? And what are you going to do to regenerate it? FreeWillAstrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM