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TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD CALL 484.0519 MOVIE EXTRAS NEEDED. Earn $180 to $300 Per Day. All Looks, Types and Ages. Feature Films,Television, Commercials, and Print. No Experience Necessary. 1-800-340-8404 x2205 (AAN CAN) Announcements ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alterna- tive newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Jayme at 541-484-0519. (AAN CAN) OBAMA - BARBARA BOXER! What could be foxier for healing the Democratic party and promoting a progressive agenda. PEACE IS GUARANTEED when sharing gov- erns our lives says world teacher MAITREYA www.share-international.org Justice=Hope & Joy TEACHING ON TIBETAN BUDDHISM by Lama Sonam Dargye on Calm Abiding (Shinay) Meditation at Kagyu Dakshang Chuling Dharma Center. 917 East 43rd Avenue, Eugene. Sunday July 6, 2 pm to 5 pm. Cost: $20. 513-1452 Lost & Found FOUND FOLDING KNIFE @ Hillscreek dam. Silver Colt with special inscription. Call 782- 5721 and identify inscription. LOST: CANON Elph Digital Camera (450) with black leather case. Lost Friday night (June 20) at the Cuthbert (Ratdog show). Any info. please call - 484-0112. LOST DOG black Chihuahua w/brown mark- ings. Last seen off NW Expressway. Call Brittany at 541-281-1421. Reward. LOST WALLET in downtown Eugene. Black leather has a photo of my niece’s 15 B-day and Drivers License. Please call, good reward. Edgar 541-870-3965 Opportunities CLAY SPACE Summer classes start July 7; Adult & Youth programs. www.clayspaceon- line.com. Adoption/Family Services *ADOPT* A happy secure home, sports, music, hugs & kisses, strong values await your precious baby. Expenses paid. Helen 1- 800-494-0375 PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families nationwide. LIV- ING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions 866-413-6293 (AAN CAN) Help Wanted BOOKKEEPER/ACCOUNTANT Must have 3-5 years of strong accounting/bookkeeping experience and a desire to grow with a busi- ness. Expert knowledge of Excel and Word is required. In addition to bookkeeping, some data entry and inventory management will be required. ROP: $12-$15/hr, DOE. Position is full time, M-F, 8am-5pm. Please contact Bruce @ 541.726.8060. BARTENDER/SERVER. Popular South Eugene restaurant and sports bar is looking for the right individual to complete our pro- fessional staff. You must have min 1 year experience in a full service bar. Position is part/full time with a flexible schedule. Please bring resume with qualifications to The Old Pad, 3355 E. Amazon Dr. DRIVERS: FLAT BROKE? Think Flatbed. Excellent Hometime + Pay! Take Truck Home. Class A CDL + 1 yr Exp. Req. 866-394- 1944 x 117. COOK MUST have 1-2 years of experience in a fast paced restaurant environment. Desire an individual that is interested in growing their career in the kitchen. The position is in a popular full service restaurant/sports bar. Must have dependable transportation. Position requires a flexible schedule due to rotating shifts, part to full time. Competitive starting wage plus tips depending on experience. Bring resume to 3355 E. Amazon Dr. Eugene. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE …by choosing Market of Choice! We are currently hiring for an Assistant Kitchen Manager, Meat Cutter, various bakery positions and a Cheese Steward. Our company offers excel- lent benefits that include a company paid premium insurance plan for employees and dependants, competitive wages and match- ing 401K retirement plan. Applicants should be available any shift including weekends. To download an application and view detailed job descriptions, visit our website at www.marketofchoice.com and mail to: Market of Choice Attn: Jessica Gale 67 W. 29th Ave. Eugene, OR 97405 LANDSCAPE MAINTENANCE F/T for Springfield Co. Experience preferred, will train. Must have reliable transportation & insurable ODL. Call 726-9903 or 521-3898 RN’S UP TO $52.50 / hr. LPN’s up to $45.00 / hr. CNA’s up to $27.00 / hr. Free gas/ weekly pay. $2,000 bonus.AACO Nursing Agency. 800-656-4414 BLACK LOTUS is looking for a piercer for possible full time employment. Please bring resume to Black Lotus 1011 w 6th, Eugene. TARARIN THAI Cuisine is now hiring for host- ess & server positions. OLCC, food handler certificate, experience preferred. Looking for outgoing, friendly, multitasking person to work in a fast-paced restaurant. PT & FT avail- able. Now accepting resumes. 1200 Oak St. SWEET ILLUSIONS New Adult Entertainment bar opening July 14. Dancers-DJ’s- Bartenders-Managers. Come check us out 1836 South A St., Spfd. Wayne 517-7196 READY TO FIND lifelong love and be a TV pio- neer? Want loved ones to help you find a match? Now Casting new docu-series for Lifetime! http://www.ArrangedMarriageTV.com (213) 630- 6530 (AAN CAN) JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. $400- $600/wk. Protect Oregon Coast, work with great people! Career opportunities and benefits available. jobsfortheenviron- ment.org. Call Wendy, 541-686-2771. COAST DISTRIBUTION DRIVERS WANTED Eugene Weekly seeks a distribution driver to deliver papers to Veneta, Florence and up to Newport. Delivery is every Thursday. Applicants must be reliable, punctual, pro- fessional, and have a desire to help grow distribution. Must posses a clean driving record, current valid insurance and reliable vehicle. To apply, please fax or mail resume to: Eugene Weekly Circulation, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. fax: 541-484-4044. CARE GIVERS Needed P/T-F/T for young man with Autism in Eugene. MR/DD care giving experience required. Must pass criminal background check. Email resume: robyn@cvision.org for info about Community Vision Inc www.cvision.org. $9/hr and up, full benefits available for full-time hours S.A.R.A.’s Shelter Animal Resource Alliance Rescued Cat of the Week BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO Dear Mexican: Whenever I have an immigration debate with my Chicano hermanos who support open borders and get angry at any type of immigration control, they don’t seem to understand the basic laws of economics, such as the fact that migrant workers who pick fruit, work in construction and do other blue-collar jobs can never demand wage increases as long as a steady flow of their friends keeps coming up from the homeland. Will somebody please remind them that Cesar Chavez was against illegal immigration because it ruined his union’s chances of controlling the labor market, unionizing and demanding better pay? — El Confused-o Gringo-o Dear Gabacho: I will! Yes, Virginia: Not only was Cesar Chavez against illegal immigration, not only did he speak out against the Mexican invasion before Congress, not only did United Farm Workers members monitor the United States-Mexico border à la the Minutemen, but Chavez even sicced la migra on the undocumented from time to time. The curi- ous case of Chavez and his evolving views on illegal immigration are best explained in University of California, San Diego pro- fessor David G. Gutierrrez’s 1995 book, Walls and Mirrors: Mexican Americans, Mexican Immigrants, and the Politics of Ethnicity. There, the good profe documents how the position of the union leader regarding illegal immigration changed under pressure from Chicano yaktivists. Know Nothings love to repeat Chavez’s initial hatred of open borders, so much so that a page on the UFW’s website now claims Chavez was against scabs, not illegal immigration, despite reams of evidence to the contrary. But pointing out Chavez’s original opposition to illegal immigration as validation of one’s anti-immigrant views while disregarding his Aztlanista tendencies is like homophobes basing their bigotry on the Old Testament while not bothering to follow the Nazarene’s insistence on loving thy neighbor. Confused-o Gringo-o: Find a better icon to cherry pick for your rhetorical needs — unless you believe in the supremacy of la raza above everyone else, that is. Why are words in Spanish in your column in italics? I feel that includ- ing Spanish and Spanglish slang in articles should be read in a natu- ral, conversational way and not be treated special. When I read these italicized words, I feel I should make quote signs with my fingers and read them in a more American accent. Maybe that’s just the way I read them, but wouldn’t it be more worthy to integrate those words into the American language? Either way, it’s something that bugs me in general, not really aimed at your article. — Putting the “Fun” in “Fundamentalist Grammar” We’d like you to meet Jethro and McGee. They are 11 month old brothers who are very sweet. Jethro is a very handsome guy who is a little shy but loves to play sit next to you to have his cheeks smudged. McGee is a very special little boy who loves to snuggle and sit on your lap to have his belly rubbed. Both of these guys were very sick when rescued from LCAS and as a result McGee got a very bad infection in his eye. He now needs to have some special eye drops so that he can see out of both eyes. Please stop by S.A.R.A.’s Treasures to meet the boys and talk to the cat ladies about McGee’s special needs. Sponsored by ¡ASK A MEXICAN! S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift and Thrift Shop volunteer • donate • shop • adopt 871 River Rd. • 607-8892 • www.sarasavesanimals.org Open Everyday 10-6 Kathy Ging Networking Local Self-Reliance M.A., G.R.I. Broker 23 years of ethical experience Res: (541) 342-8461 • Cell: (541) 729-1444 e-mail: kathy@kathyging.com website: www.kathyging.com Player Real Estate, Inc. 3973 Century Dr. Eugene, OR 1-800-944-0130 WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM Dear Wab: Although the Mexican treats American immigration law the same way his countrymen regard the U.S. soccer team, he must grovel to the cau- dillos that are his copy editors, all of whom would deport me if I didn’t itali- cize Spanish words. It’s an arcane rule devised long ago by gabachos who figured gabacho readers were too pendejos to know when a word was for- eign. I agree that America should integrate more Spanish words than those found on menus and place names — that’s why I use so many of them. Although some Chicano authors don’t italicize Spanish or Spanglish words as a political statement against God-knows-what, I like slanting palabras — it’s a constant reminder for gabachos to get with the programa. ¡ASK A MEXICAN CONTEST! Want a free autographed copy of my new paperback book? Write a 25-word essay arguing why corn tortillas are better than flour, or vice versa. Email entries to themexican@askamexi- can.net. One winner per newspaper that carries the Mexican, so please specify in which paper you read your favorite wab. Your local rag doesn’t carry me? Top five finishers from that category, then! Get your Mexican needs at youtube.com/askamexicano, myspace.com/ocwab, and themexican@askamexican.net! EUGENE WEEKLY JULY 3, 2008 45