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TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD CALL 484.0519 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE Department of Probate CASE # 50-08-03934 NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS In the Matter of the Estate of WILLIE HOWARD ADAMS, deceased, NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on FEBRUARY 26, 2008, Bessie L. Adams was appointed and deemed qualified to act as the personal representative of the above estate. All persons having claims against the estate are hereby required to present these claims, with proper vouchers, within four months after the date of first publica- tion of this notice, as stated below to the personal representative, at 30556 Diamond Hill Dr., Harrisburg, OR 97446, or sent to the personal representative, in care of Richard Huhtanen, Attorney, 142 W. 8th Ave, Eugene, OR 97401 (541) 465-9112, or they may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the proceedings in this estate may obtain additional information from the records of the court, the personal repre- sentative or the attorney for the personal representative. DATED AND FIRST PUB- LISHED: March 13, 2008. Richard Huhtanen OSB#88230, 142 W. 8th Ave, Eugene, OR 97401 (541) 465-9112 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR LANE COUNTY Probate Department In the Matter of the Estate of: MARIE CECELIA QUALLS, Deceased. Case No. 50-08-02656 NOTICE TO INTERESTED PER- SONS NOTICE IS GIVEN that TIFFANY KINTZ- LEY has been appointed Personal Representative in this Estate. All persons having claims against the Estate are required to present them, with vouchers attached to the Personal Representative c/o Robert Cole Tozer, Attorney at Law, 96 E. Broadway, Suite 3, Eugene, OR 97401, (541)345-0795, within four months of the date of first publication of this notice, or the claims may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the pro- ceedings may obtain additional information from the records of the Court, the Personal Representative, or the Personal Representative’s attorney, Robert Cole Tozer. DATED and first published February 28, 2008. Personal Representative /s/ TIFFANY KINTZLEY IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR LANE COUNTY Probate Department In the Matter of the Estate of: MARY KATHRYN YINGER, Deceased. Case No. 50-08-02342 NOTICE TO INTERESTED PER- SONS NOTICE IS GIVEN that ROBERT J. YINGER has been appointed Personal Representative in this Estate. All persons having claims against the Estate are required to present them, with vouchers attached to the Personal Representative c/o Robert Cole Tozer, Attorney at Law, 96 E. Broadway, Suite 3, Eugene, OR 97401, (541)345-0795, within four months of the date of first publication of this notice, or the claims may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the pro- ceedings may obtain additional information from the records of the Court, the Personal Representative, or the Personal Representative’s attorney, Robert Cole Tozer. DATED and first published February 28, 2008. Personal Representative /s/ ROBERT J. YINGER IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR LANE COUNTY PROBATE DIVI- SION Case No. 50-08-02761 NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS In the Matter of the Estate of MURRELL MARIE FURCHNER, Deceased. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that Rhonda Lee Dwyer and Donald Jay Furchner, Jr. have been appointed as Co- Personal Representatives of the Estate of Murrell Marie Furchner, Deceased. All per- sons having claims against the Estate are required to present them with vouchers attached to Melya Stylos, attorney for the Co-Personal Representatives, at the address listed below, within four months after the date of first publication of this Notice, or the claims may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by these proceedings may obtain additional information from the records of the Court, the Co-Personal Representatives, or their attorney. Dated and first published Feb. 28, 2008, Melya Stylos, OSB #071930, Melya Stylos, LLC, 1750 E. 26th Avenue, PO Box 51077, Eugene, Oregon, 97405, Telephone No. (541) 686-2634, email: sty- los.m@gmail.com IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE In the Matter of the Estate of CHARLEE A. WRIGHT, Deceased. Case No. 50-08-04253 NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS. NOTICE IS HERE- BY GIVEN that the undersigned has been appointed personal representative. All persons having claims against the estate are required to present them, with vouch- ers attached, to the undersigned personal representative at the office of Paul D. Clayton, 1358 Oak Street, Suite 1, Eugene, OR 97401 within four months after the date of first publication of the notice, or the claims my be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the proceedings may obtain additional information from the records of the court, the personal rep- resentative, or the attorney for the per- sonal representative, at the office of Paul D. Clayton, 1358 Oak Street, Suite 1, Eugene, OR 97401. (541) 345-3581. Dated and first published March 6, 2008. PERSONAL REP- RESENTATIVE, CHARLES W. GONZALES, c/o Paul D. Clayton, Attorney for Personal Representative, 1358 Oak Street, Suite 1, Eugene, OR 97401, (541) 345-3581. $PPQFS % & 4 * ( / 1 ) 0 5 0 ( 3 " 1 ) : FNBJMUPEE!FVHFOFXFFLMZDPN PSDBMM AUSSIE PET MOBILE Keep ’em Clean ’n Cute M OBILE P ET G ROOMING THAT COMES TO YOU ! $ 10 OFF first time customers An additional $ 10 OFF OR FREE toothbrushing 1-800-PET-MOBILE 1-800-738-6624 www.aussiepetmobile.com Greenhill ❊ Pet of the Week ❊ Everybody deserves a good home On occasion our small animals accuse us of putting too much emphasis on our adoptable dogs and cats. What about the rabbits, guinea pigs, rats, hamsters, etc? “We make great pets too!” they declare. So to appease the small critters anxiously awaiting their forever homes…here’s Coco . He’s a one-year-old male Rex. Keep him indoors at all times. And don’t worry about sweeping up after him – this guy is litter box trained! Greenhill Humane Society is located at 88530 Green Hill Road. Hours are Friday through Tuesday, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. See all of our adoptable animals at www.green-hill.org. 541-689-1503 • www.green-hill.org 88530 Greenhill Rd ¡ASK A MEXICAN! BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO Dear Mexican: Mexicans are angry that the United States might pro- tect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefi nitely. Let me see if I correctly under- stand the thinking behind these Mexicans. Let’s say I break into your house. Let’s say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, “I’ve made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the fl oors. I’ve done all the things you don’t like to do. I’m hardworking and honest — except for when I broke into your house.” According to the Mexicans: • You are required to let me stay in your house! • You are required to add me to your family’s insurance plan! • You are required to educate my kids! • You are required to provide other benefi ts to me and to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part)! • If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there! • It’s only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I’m just trying to better myself. I’m a hardworking and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And what a deal it is for me! Sucker! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfi sh, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn MY LANGUAGE!!! So you can communicate with me. Why can’t people see how ridiculous this is?! Señor Mexican: I re- spect your opinion on most things — unless you’re screwing it up with all of your angry racism — but I thought I’d get your take on it and see if you’ve got the guts to print such propaganda that seems to be so contradictory to your belief system. Well, cabrón: You got the frijoles, ¿o qué? — Denver Dimwit Dear Gabacho: “Angry” racism? My racism is rather jovial, Dimwit. And not only do I have the frijoles to answer your question, I have a whole olla. If I earned a peso for every time one of your amigos forwarded me the above riddle, I could fi nally sneak in my last 86 cousins. Everyone can see that the scenario you presented is ridiculous, because its main suppositions are all wrong: • Mexicans will never do a job without prompting or prior negotiating, so your theoretical Bueno Samaritan arranged your house with your implicit approval. • Nowhere in your narrative did I see evidence of you rejecting the labor the Mexican offered. Did you undo your beds and gunk up the dishes in protest? On that note, I’ve yet to hear about gabachos forsaking the cheap produce, late-night janitorial services and the many other pleasantries of American life brought forth by the sweat and strain of illegal labor. • Mexican illegals are more than willing to pay for the services you cited, but your Republican amigos won’t allow them to pay all the taxes citizens do — until then, have you unmade your bed yet? • And who says you have to learn Spanish? According to you, those pro- testing Mexicans made their demands in English. A plea to all Know Nothings: spare us Aztlanistas your mixed metaphors, mangled clichés, Homeric similes and all the other folksy bullshit ustedes use to boil down a complex issue into forwarded e-mail claptrap. Stick to stats — and is it too much to ask for you guys to use real ones as opposed to whatever fl ashes on Lou Dobbs’ teleprompter? THE MEXICAN INVADES YOUTUBE! The Mexican now offers ustedes an online-only question every week through the powers of a pirated Camcorder. Submit your video preguntas and responses at youtube.com/askamexicano, and view the latest edition every week alongside my regular column at www.eugeneweekly.com Preference given to spicy señoritas! And, as always, continue sending your questions to themexican@askamexican.net. Gustavo Arellano is an investigative reporter on staff at the OC Weekly in Orange County, California. His “¡Ask a Mexican!” column began in 2004 and today is syndicated in 32 publications nationwide. He is also the author of a book by the same name. An extensive interview with Arellano can be found in the EW archives online for Nov. 29, 2007. Hours: Fri-Tu 11am-6pm • Closed Wednesday & Thursday WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM EUGENE WEEKLY MARCH 13, 2008 41
