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TO PLACE A PERSONALS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. SUMMER FUN Late 40’s, secure and looking for playmate to heat things up. Swimming, strolling, movies, concerts and campfires. ☎ 1575 LOOK NO FURTHER SDF 45, who loves candlelight dinners, dancing, and more. ISO true gentleman, who will wine, dine, and oh so fine. NS, ND. ☎ 1548 ISO BRILLIANT CORKY CO. Friends say I need to get out more. 46, SWF with wondrous children. Educated, witty, and creative. Likes are coffee, con- versing, museums, bike-rides, animals. Prefer brilliant, corky company. ☎ 1543 SOMEONE FUN SWF, 31, short with long brown hair and luscious figure ISO younger man. I like to watch NASCAR, duck games, movies, swimming, camping, and danc- ing. ☎ 1525 SEEKING BEST FRIEND SF, late 30’s, sincere, active, in/outdoorsy, loves summer, and being creative. ISO M with similar interests. Open-minded and free thinking! ISO LTR. ☎ 1494 OUTDOOR PLAYMATE Fun, fit, feisty, intelligent woman seeks friends with time, energy and fitness for outdoor playdates. Brownie points for avid hikers/back- packers, road-cyclists, back- country skiers, picnicking skills! ☎ 1415 ENJOYABLE & HUMOROUS MULLETALICIOUS SWM, Tall, 34, would like to meet a great, open-minded SF who is mature and enjoys life... I enjoy outdoor activities, con- certs, dining, coast trips and of course, other awesome stuff... take a shot at me. ☎ 1599 Green eyed beauty riding red bike. You have a righteous mul- let! I was rockin’ the stache, sparks were flying. Let’s get together and make sweet sushi by the moonlight... ☎ 1531 HIKE DINE BIKE FRIENDLY STREET 5/31 Independent man ISO woman for dinner, movie, walking, more. Compatible. Would be fit, well read and traveled. Late 40’s to early 60’s. Experienced and not much baggage. ☎ 1598 8:15 p.m., You: Blond hair, bright green shirt, jogging/walking. I stepped aside with my dog so you could get by. I am curious about you! Wanna talk? ☎ 1530 RELUCTANT REFORMED Market of Choice Sat. about 5:30pm. You asked if I was in line. Again smile outside as you went to beauty supply, coffee? ☎ 1529 Me? 50, One time anarcho-free spirit turned successful inde- pendent business owner. Self- determined, overeducated, loyal, politically frustrated, loves Monk, Ozomatli, Tosh, bicycles, New Orleans, honesty, staying fit, and intellectual engagement. You? ☎ 1593 SPIRITUAL SWM, 36, poor, schizophrenic man. Ecclectic beliefs, ISO female companionship. I love Europe and foreigners. Smoking a must. ☎ 1587 FUN GUY FOR FUN Me: 180 lbs, 6’1”, brown hair, brown eyes, fun. U: average body, good personality. ☎ 1577 SINGLE DAD Single Dad, business owner who likes late night bike rides, mad libs, gardening, play dates, and the great outdoors. Looking for friendship and possible LTR ☎ 1550 Looking for submissive girl. I don’t want to hurt you for the fun of it. So tell me how you want to play. ☎ 9314 NICE GUY HEY OUT THERE SWM, 5’11” 250 lbs. Nice guy, hard worker, own business. Seeks female to love and cher- ish, spend time with and have fun. I’m decent and clean. You be open and friendly. ☎ 9315 SWM Mid-40’s with the love of the outdoors seeks SF for adventures in Oregon from The Coast to the mountains. So what do you like? Dating, LTR ☎ 1538 LAKE LUZERNE, NY FRIEND AND COMPANION Lady, 35-55, sought for. Companion, romantic interest. U like to relax and experience life as it comes. Me: Cute, 49, 160 lbs, witty, well-educated, good cook. Open my envelope and let me out! ☎ 1617 SWM, 50, athletic, ISO SWF friend. ☎ 1521 TAKE ME PLEASE You are the one to realize my dream with. ☎ 1484 WHERE ARE YOU? Where is my carefree sweet and sleek as a dolphin hippie girl? Yes, I know I’m a dream- er...so where are you? ☎ 1590 I WANT TO KNOW... Wanted BBW over 30. My hubby has been Bi for years and I love it. Now I’m ready to try the Bi thing with or without hubby. ☎ 1604 Nice “couple”. Her 6’, Him-just my size. I’m still looking for you. Lost black and white kit- ten near downtown area wants friends back. Important ☎ 9318 6/11. You: Stunningly gorgeous, dark-haired librarian at sci- ence reference desk. Me: Monkey-headed monkey in grey long-sleeved t-shirt. Talked about hiking. Care to find a good trail with me? ☎ 1607 Jessica Rainbow Saw you in Market line a few times, blaze of hair and Carharts with the funky frames on your windows then you disappeared. You were fascinating. I would enjoy finding out if the conversation were to go as well as the first impression. Boy I hope I got the name right. ☎ 1583 BELIEVES IN LOVE HOT ISO financially secure woman who still believes in love. Age 40-50’s. ☎ 1547 You make me feel like a natural born lesbian, red haired babe, Like a teen-aged boi, you beau- tiful face babe, like a horny, horny girl, hottie hot hot babe. JOKE Q: Know what a lesbian brings to the second date? A: A u-haul trailer. If you are not so inclined, independent, harmo- ny with nature, health, intelli- gence and freedom... ☎ 1532 ISO OCF SWEETIE Petite, spiritual, fun loving, fem/tomboy ISO 40-60yo same, to dance, have fun, and play at the fair. My “SO Pass” is yours. Partner less womyn only please. ☎ 1488 BOTTOM SEEKING TOP Very bottom 48 yo, BiM, seek- ing top BiG male playmate for outdoor and indoor fun. Very open relationship. Herb friend- ly. STD free. ☎ 1605 GAY SUGAR BABY I am 27, single, gay sugar baby ISO a gay sugar daddy to spoil me. I am fair, youthful, and handsome. ☎ 1518 I WANT TO KNOW... Jessica Rainbow. Saw you in Market line, blaze hair and Carharts. You were fascinating. I’d enjoy seeing if conversation were to go as well as first impression. ☎ 9307 TIRED OF BUSH? Summer is here. 40’s BiM. Experienced bush mower can trim or remove all. M or F. No charge or reciprocation expected. Do you dare to go bare? ☎ 1602 I see you dancing in the sun to 12 local bands at the New Frontier Mkt Benefit Show on Sat, June 30th. Family-friendly fun for all w/ a kid’s ctr, food, games, a raffle, and more!! Come get ur tickets at 8th and Van Buren!! LOST TEDDY BEAR Newman’s 6/15 you called, we found it later. Come by. A-TEAM #2 Bamboo? Who are you? Not who I thought I knew? Or are you...YOU? Give me a hint! I super want to know...does your name have an O? -A RED FOOTWEAR You: Hilary Clinton look alike at Doubleplusgood on 6/13. Saw you later beating your dog and riding a stolen Peugot....at the same time!! Let’s dress up as frogs and rap. Coffee at UH- LAWN’s? FRIENDLY & HOT Thanks again for the best weekend ever. You are hella dank. Let’s do it again. Saw you on the dance floor at John Henry’s late Thursday nite, my drunk friend kept bumping everyone around us. Saw you later near Friendly St. Are you friendly? ☎ 9306 A FAIR FIGURE LUCAS! 8 Guesses to guess my name. Not Rumple-whats-his-face. I will give you a hint, class of ‘98. Pirates, peace, love and formosa. Look for me in SPIRIT. ☎ 1618 Running by the river, don’t pre- tend you’re not in town. Don’t let KE scare you away. Eugene loves you! BTW you owe me dinner and some pinot... ☎ 1606 MLK TIE-DYE GUY AMTRAK Hey sexy. I have a dream... It involves you, me, and a little whipped cream. Let’s bring all our fantasies to life. ☎ 1616 You were going to a job inter- view in Salem Wednesday morning 6/13 and we chatted very briefly at your stop. I was reading on my way north. How did you do? I’m interested, want to talk? ☎ 1601 LOK YAUN MOTORCYCLE MAJESTY BENEFIT FESTIVAL 6/30/07 I love lesbians because (most- ly) smart, adventurous, sensu- al and emotional-the whole human package. Want to be human with me? Are you ready? ☎ 1608 I saw you 6:06 at LLC with a reporter. She called you Joel. You are hot, I would like to take some pictures with you. ☎ 9313 Sat. night, 6/23. You: super sexy, respect, pride. Me: dark hair, yellow shirt with a little girl carrying a doll. Let’s talk. ☎ 1615 I LIKE BIGIRLZ LESBIAN LOVE SEXY CAMERAMAN BEST WEEKEND EVER! Hey ladies, SWM, 40’s, ISO big girls and there treasures to help me experience your pleasures. Plump, voluptuous, BBW, plus sizes! Help me girls. Luv you long time. ☎ 1472 HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC Affluent, SWM gentlemen seek- ing classy, trim SWF, 30-50, to go out with. It’s not as much fun going to Paris, Tahiti, din- ner, Hult, Cuthbert alone. If you feel at home around a camp- fire and at the Hult Center, let’s meet and see if the chemistry is right. ☎ 1614 SCIENCE LIBRARY LET’S HANG... Student/Business owner who likes night time bike rides, cre- ativity, mad libs, morning kiss- es and climbing mountains. ISO balanced woman who knows how to stretch and use her muscles. ☎ 1539 FUN, CUTE, SHAPELY MATCHING SUBARUS 50’s athletic canoe man, ISO athletic mate for all activities. 5’10” 170lbs, NS, environmen- talist, retired from white water. Write blind box: Corvallis SINGLE WHITE DAD I’m 59, but thanks to Just for Men, I look 45-6. Looking for a female that wants a daddy to love. Tell me if you want to play games. ☎ 1619 WANTED BBW CORVALLIS Nice-looking, fit, educated male ISO SF for outdoors, food, fun, philosophical discussions, someone to hang out with. ☎ 1544 THEE MASTER HERE MS. ORANGE PANTS Yeah, you on the motorbike! Fearless and fast! Always hum- ming up and down Lawrence near 13th. I adore that ride and love the speed. You’re a favorite at my place! ☎ 1613 BEER STEIN GAL Lou: met you briefly at REI, been wishing we had talked a little longer. Another chance? ☎ 1612 BURLEY You’re a super spunky girl and I’m a crazy hyper boy. We shared some magic outside Jamison’s a while back. Hope to cross your path again. BRRR BOW! You: Looking hot slamming post-work Mirror Ponds at Max’s. Me: All dolled up, down- ing a Drop Top. Our eyes meet...connection? Next one’s on me. xoxo. ☎ 1596 CORVALLIS It must be Kismet ☎ 1589 SHOEAHOLIC CUTIE A-TEAM You give me butterflies every time I step into your store..... and I don’t have a foot fetish. Strap on you blue suede shoes and let’s start a dance revolu- tion. ☎ 1611 I guess that’s why they call it “bamboo”. Time on my hands, should be time spent with you... ☎ 1588 POLKA DOT GODDESS Keeping your cool behind the counter at Morning Glory. I would love to see the aztec sunrise with you. ☎ 1610 DOWNTOWN DOUCHE Standing outside the Azure Ocean last Thursday trying to pick a fight with everyone. Disrespecting women is not okay. Hope you die painfully slow. ☎ 1609 CORVALLIS DRIVER June eighth, you bumped me on my bike. Sorry I cussed you out. Adrenaline got the better of me. No harm done. Peace, Trevor. CRATER FACED CUTIE You at skate park, yellow pit stains, me bunny suit, roller blades smoking a cuban. You laughed/asked for a light. Your ripened white heads make me hot. Pizza tonight? ☎ 1586 MARKET OF CHOICE To the beautiful brunette who asked me about decaf Major Dickason: just looking for an excuse to have another con- versation. ☎ 1581 HEY SULTRY You are so hot and steaming. You drive me nuts. Can’t wait to be with you again. Hope it will be soon. Studly. ☎ 1578 DOWNTOWN STATION June 10, 4:20pm, bus route 43. You: Rocker, long hair, purple streaks. Me: Brown hair, lip ring, pirates hoodie. We were checking each other out. Available? Brew? ☎ 1584 A-TEAM...WORD What? Are you talking to me? I think I am who you think I am, but are you...? Who? Haha, this is great. Write back! Roses are red, violets blue... ☎ 1580 SILVER VW WAGON You honked when you almost turned into my truck! Please drive more carefully, at least for the children’s sake. Maybe have your husband drive next time! ☎ 1576 ALLIE 21ST B-DAY On May 26th met you back- stage at the Spearhead show. We went to J.Henry’s after with the crew. Forgot to get your #. Let’s get together and look at pics! -Sarah ☎ 1542 MARVIN THE MARTIAN It was rude for you to steel my bike! Please return it, no ques- tions asked. PLAID TOTING BITCH You at Cafe Yumm! Plowing through a couple of sandwich- es, me skinny WM, WM, intrigued and oddly attracted. come visit my meat locker anytime. Love, your roast beef brisket. ☎ 1536 A-TEAM A- Team, what you wanna do. I think, I could stay with you. For a while, maybe longer if I do... ☎ 1535 REI GUY You: Carharts and nice smile. Me: tall brunette. Met you in Sheldon parking lot 2 years ago. Asked you to lunch...still think of you everyday. ☎ 1534 JACKIE You called yourself Jackie. Shaved head, longest slender neck I’ve ever seen, dark skin. You need to be mounted in a gallery! Call me. ☎ 1533 VB Hope we have many more great times like tonight. Can’t wait to do it again! MH. ☎ 1528 JESSY! Commented on Skinny Puppy shirt, formally I had big black hair and wore make-up. Our house looks post apocalyptic, don’t let it scare you. ☎ 1526 MARKET OF CHOICE You sauntered by Xterra at the Market of Choice on Willamette. Ken your are the only man I have ever known with that walk. Love to hear from you, Amy. ☎ 1524 SAW YOU MAY 11TH At Post Office...you were mail- ing “entertainers costumes”. Call me. ☎ 1523 SMOKING SCENESTER We met on the bike path, you were smoking. You’re hot in your scene clothes and hair. You thought I was reading, but my left eye was checking you out! ☎ 1520 PROFESSOR OF? I thought you looked like a pro- fessor and you are very sweet. I’m finally awake for class. When do we start? ☎ 9317 CONAN G I love you Conan. We sure did have fun finding those dinosaur bones! what a magi- cal suffari. SHAWN Shawn, I love you with all my heart and soul. You are every- thing to me. I want you forever. Always yours, Lorri MY SWEET NICHOLAS... Star bucks, walking up Alder, drinks at Horse Head, dinner, wine, scrabble, brie and movies. Kids, camping, ice cream, road trips, Xmas, PhD...What’s next? Happy Anniversary, Love CyeLea. BONNIE CLYDE TODO JUNTOS Eres mi sol, eres mi luna La vida no es facil, pero juntos podemos hacer todo que quer- emos! Amor mio, no olvides que te amo, te adoro... ahora, siempre Vamos a luchar para construir una familia fuerte! ☎ 1515 YOU CAUGHT ME You hooked me with your beautiful eyes and reeled me in with your beautiful heart. You make me so happy babe. Happy Birthday, I can’t wait to keep smiling with you. ☎ 1513 TRIANGLE LAKE 5/29 Debbie, traded a PBR for a shot of Jack at the river with you and your tattooed friend. Let’s do it again sometime soon. ☎ 1516 WET BEAVER (COAT) I see you laughing in your funky jacket and badger hat. Dance some more Tortuga sis- ter and we’ll see who can out last our hammock time dance... ☎ 1510 BEAUTIFUL LEAF You struck me from a far, let me know you, let me see you. Please say your not in love. Same place next week? 4ish? ☎ 1492 FISHIES AND ME Under the sea we await you, the fishies and me. You’ll find me under the Malaysian sun waiting patiently for you. Hurry up and be here! ☎ 1491 RNR 5/26 Met you at the restaurant bar. You asked me if I was a teacher. Felt some chemistry but you appeared attached. What’s your name? Let me know. ☎ 1490 WHISPERS Is love always physical? I crave the mind of a fellow creative entity, pondering does he still exist behind the statues of reli- gious intent? Peace in a win- dow. ☎ 1594 EUGENE! TELL ME Thinking of moving to Eugene. Would like to correspond with an intelligent person about the area. ☎ 1595 BOTH OF US LOOKING With eyes knowingly diverted close but endlessly connected form a distance. Cant we take a step closer? I hope so. ☎ 1511 HANDY DOODY Dragon: If you need more “help with caulk”, better head to Jerry’s instead. Pick one with- out a ring this time. ☎ 1493 MY COCO CHELLA I love you baby and always will, even though you are totally mental. Larsypoo. ☎ 1489 RAVISHING LESBIANS Beautiful brunette in green and blond partner in Asian style shirt. Leaving Hult Center Sunday. Me: 28, biker dreaming of you both since. ☎ 1487 CONCERT SAT. You were at Michael Franti and we exchanged smiles near the front. I was in white, you were with a friend infront of me. ☎ 1486 HEAD? GM ISO M for oral services. Str8, married, professional, students esp. welcome! 18-35 pls. NSA, discretion assured. ☎ 9316 LTR IS THE GOAL Very Bi couple looking for BiG male into cross dressing. LTR is the goal. Were not Ken or Barbie. You need not be Kelly. Just be real and over 30. ☎ 1603 Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic • HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American ND No drugs • NS No smoking• P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. 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