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TO PLACE A PERSONALS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. SUMMER FUN Late 40’s, secure and looking for playmate to heat things up. Swimming, strolling, movies, concerts and campfires. ☎ 1575 LOOK NO FURTHER SDF 45, who loves candlelight dinners, dancing, and more. ISO true gentleman, who will wine, dine, and oh so fine. NS, ND. ☎ 1548 ISO BRILLIANT CORKY CO. Friends say I need to get out more. 46, SWF with wondrous children. Educated, witty, and creative. Likes are coffee, con- versing, museums, bike-rides, animals. Prefer brilliant, corky company. ☎ 1543 SOMEONE FUN SWF, 31, short with long brown hair and luscious figure ISO younger man. I like to watch NASCAR, duck games, movies, swimming, camping, and danc- ing. ☎ 1525 SEEKING BEST FRIEND SF, late 30’s, sincere, active, in/outdoorsy, loves summer, and being creative. ISO M with similar interests. Open-minded and free thinking! ISO LTR. ☎ 1494 IT’S IN HIS KISS Cute, petite, spunky, fit, shape- ly mom, Boomer DJPF. Not broken, just quirky, with endearing OCD qualities. Seeking my split-apart for life- long adventures. Must be edu- cated, solvent, fit, love kids and have a Higher Power. ☎ 1469 OUTDOOR PLAYMATE Fun, fit, feisty, intelligent woman seeks friends with time, energy and fitness for outdoor playdates. Brownie points for avid hikers/back- packers, road-cyclists, back- country skiers, picnicking skills! ☎ 1415 WHERE ARE YOU? EUGENE! TELL ME Where is my carefree sweet and sleek as a dolphin hippie girl? Yes, I know I’m a dream- er...so where are you? ☎ 1590 Thinking of moving to Eugene. Would like to correspond with an intelligent person about the area. ☎ 1595 SPIRITUAL BOTH OF US LOOKING SWM, 36, poor, schizophrenic man. Ecclectic beliefs, ISO female companionship. I love Europe and foreigners. Smoking a must. ☎ 1587 With eyes knowingly diverted close but endlessly connected form a distance. Cant we take a step closer? I hope so. ☎ 1511 FUN GUY FOR FUN Dragon: If you need more “help with caulk”, better head to Jerry’s instead. Pick one with- out a ring this time. ☎ 1493 HANDY DOODY Me: 180 lbs, 6’1”, brown hair, brown eyes, fun. U: average body, good personality. ☎ 1577 MMIAH SINGLE DAD Here it is busta, now you have a stocker...what son what...Hope you find this or it will never be able to work. ☎ 1475 Single Dad, business owner who likes late night bike rides, mad libs, gardening, play dates, and the great outdoors. Looking for friendship and possible LTR ☎ 1550 TO YOU CORVALLIS 50’s athletic canoe man, ISO athletic mate for all activities. 5’10” 170lbs, NS, environmen- talist, retired from white water. Write blind box: Corvallis LET’S HANG... GAY SUGAR BABY Nice-looking, fit, educated male ISO SF for outdoors, food, fun, philosophical dis- cussions, someone to hang out with. ☎ 1544 I am 27, single, gay sugar baby ISO a gay sugar daddy to spoil me. I am fair, youthful, and handsome. ☎ 1518 SHARED EXPERIENCES MASCULINE SWM, 57, health professional, classical musician, politically green, seeking spiritually minded woman to share expe- riences. Write Blind Box: Shared Experiences. MWM, late 30’s, masculine, lit- tle on heavy side ISO a TV, TS, CD or feminine GM for secre- tive weekend discreet encoun- ters of fantasy fulfillment. Must be STD free. ☎ 1464 Student/Business owner who likes night time bike rides, creativity, mad libs, morning kisses and climbing moun- tains. ISO balanced woman who knows how to stretch and use her muscles. ☎ 1539 SWM Mid-40’s with the love of the outdoors seeks SF for adventures in Oregon from The Coast to the mountains. So what do you like? Dating, LTR ☎ 1538 LONELY AT 20 Looking for either a friend to hang out with or a girl to have a relationship with. I never had a girlfriend before so I would- n’t know what to do! ☎ 1470 FRIEND AND COMPANION TAKE ME PLEASE ENJOYABLE & HUMOROUS SWM, Tall, 34, would like to meet a great, open-minded SF who is mature and enjoys life... I enjoy outdoor activities, con- certs, dining, coast trips and of course, other awesome stuff... take a shot at me. ☎ 1599 RELUCTANT REFORMED Me? 50, One time anarcho-free spirit turned successful inde- pendent business owner. Self- determined, overeducated, loyal, politically frustrated, loves Monk, Ozomatli, Tosh, bicycles, New Orleans, honesty, staying fit, and intellectual engagement. You? ☎ 1593 LET’S GO WAILIN’ No strings attached date for The Wailers. Tuesday evening, Roseburg. Round trip, road trip. UR Single, kind, cute and chill. 30-35. ☎ 1597 BURLEY You’re a super spunky girl and I’m a crazy hyper boy. We shared some magic outside Jamison’s a while back. Hope to cross your path again. BRRR BOW! You: Looking hot slamming post-work Mirror Ponds at Max’s. Me: All dolled up, down- ing a Drop Top. Our eyes meet...connection? Next one’s on me. xoxo. ☎ 1596 HIKE DINE BIKE Independent man ISO woman for dinner, movie, walking, more. Compatible. Would be fit, well read and traveled. Late 40’s to early 60’s. Experienced and not much baggage. ☎ 1598 CORVALLIS It must be Kismet ☎ 1589 BELIEVES IN LOVE ISO financially secure woman who still believes in love. Age 40-50’s. ☎ 1547 A-TEAM JOKE I guess that’s why they call it “bamboo”. Time on my hands, should be time spent with you... ☎ 1588 Q: Know what a lesbian brings to the second date? A: A u- haul trailer. If you are not so inclined, independent, har- mony with nature, health, intelligence and freedom... ☎ 1532 June eighth, you bumped me on my bike. Sorry I cussed you out. Adrenaline got the better of me. No harm done. Peace, Trevor. ISO OCF SWEETIE Petite, spiritual, fun loving, fem/tomboy ISO 40-60yo same, to dance, have fun, and play at the fair. My “SO Pass” is yours. Partner less womyn only please. ☎ 1488 LOUD AND TALL Haha...I do believe you’ve seen my piercing, maybe not. Saw you at the bar Sat. night. Your sneaky. ☎ 1473 HEY SULTRY MULLETALICIOUS FISHIES AND ME You are so hot and steaming. You drive me nuts. Can’t wait to be with you again. Hope it will be soon. Studly. ☎ 1578 Green eyed beauty riding red bike. You have a righteous mul- let! I was rockin’ the stache, sparks were flying. Let’s get together and make sweet sushi by the moonlight... ☎ 1531 Under the sea we await you, the fishies and me. You’ll find me under the Malaysian sun waiting patiently for you. Hurry up and be here! ☎ 1491 You: hot multicolored hair. Me: frisky tom cat lookin’ for a good time. I’m down for any- thing baby. ☎ 1465 FRIENDLY STREET 5/31 Met you at the restaurant bar. You asked me if I was a teacher. Felt some chemistry but you appeared attached. What’s your name? Let me know. ☎ 1490 DOWNTOWN STATION June 10, 4:20pm, bus route 43. You: Rocker, long hair, purple streaks. Me: Brown hair, lip ring, pirates hoodie. We were checking each other out. Available? Brew? ☎ 1584 A-TEAM...WORD You honked when you almost turned into my truck! Please drive more carefully, at least for the children’s sake. Maybe have your husband drive next time! ☎ 1576 SHELL EARRINGS 6/7 Our encounter on the #82 was too brief. You: Blond hair, black dress, and amazing smile. Me: Red flannel, pony tail, completely intrigued. ☎ 1549 FRESH PEACH You are the one to realize my dream with. ☎ 1484 I LIKE BIGIRLZ BEAUTIFUL LEAF You struck me from a far, let me know you, let me see you. Please say your not in love. Same place next week? 4ish? ☎ 1492 SILVER VW WAGON SWM, 50, athletic, ISO SWF friend. ☎ 1521 Hey ladies, SWM, 40’s, ISO big girls and there treasures to help me experience your pleasures. Plump, voluptuous, BBW, plus sizes! Help me girls. Luv you long time. ☎ 1472 JACKIE You called yourself Jackie. Shaved head, longest slender neck I’ve ever seen, dark skin. You need to be mounted in a gallery! Call me. ☎ 1533 What? Are you talking to me? I think I am who you think I am, but are you...? Who? Haha, this is great. Write back! Roses are red, violets blue... ☎ 1580 SINGLE WHITE DAD HEY OUT THERE MARKET OF CHOICE To the beautiful brunette who asked me about decaf Major Dickason: just looking for an excuse to have another con- versation. ☎ 1581 CORVALLIS DRIVER CRATER FACED CUTIE You at skate park, yellow pit stains, me bunny suit, roller blades smoking a cuban. You laughed/asked for a light. Your ripened white heads make me hot. Pizza tonight? ☎ 1586 Be the fruit that blooms in my loom, Come to my room, Please make it soon, so I can make you swoon. 8:15 p.m., You: Blond hair, bright green shirt, jogging/walking. I stepped aside with my dog so you could get by. I am curious about you! Wanna talk? ☎ 1530 MS. ORANGE PANTS Market of Choice Sat. about 5:30pm. You asked if I was in line. Again smile outside as you went to beauty supply, coffee? ☎ 1529 VB Hope we have many more great times like tonight. Can’t wait to do it again! MH. ☎ 1528 JESSY! Commented on Skinny Puppy shirt, formally I had big black hair and wore make-up. Our house looks post apocalyptic, don’t let it scare you. ☎ 1526 MARKET OF CHOICE You sauntered by Xterra at the Market of Choice on Willamette. Ken your are the only man I have ever known with that walk. Love to hear from you, Amy. ☎ 1524 ALLIE 21ST B-DAY SAW YOU MAY 11TH On May 26th met you back- stage at the Spearhead show. We went to J.Henry’s after with the crew. Forgot to get your #. Let’s get together and look at pics! -Sarah ☎ 1542 At Post Office...you were mail- ing “entertainers costumes”. Call me. ☎ 1523 SMOKING SCENESTER It was rude for you to steel my bike! Please return it, no questions asked. We met on the bike path, you were smoking. You’re hot in your scene clothes and hair. You thought I was reading, but my left eye was checking you out! ☎ 1520 PLAID TOTING BITCH COURTHOUSE KNOCKOUT You at Cafe Yumm! Plowing through a couple of sandwich- es, me skinny WM, intrigued and oddly attracted. come visit my meat locker anytime. Love, your roast beef brisket. ☎ 1536 Eugene Court house lobby 5/30, 10 am, sitting on a court bench waiting. We talked for a bit, I felt a connection and wish that guy hadn’t sat between us. Lunch? ☎ 1517 A-TEAM Debbie, traded a PBR for a shot of Jack at the river with you and your tattooed friend. Let’s do it again sometime soon. ☎ 1516 MARVIN THE MARTIAN A- Team, what you wanna do. I think, I could stay with you. For a while, maybe longer if I do... ☎ 1535 REI GUY You: Carharts and nice smile. Me: tall brunette. Met you in Sheldon parking lot 2 years ago. Asked you to lunch...still think of you everyday. ☎ 1534 TRIANGLE LAKE 5/29 YES YOU MY COCO CHELLA RAVISHING LESBIANS Beautiful brunette in green and blond partner in Asian style shirt. Leaving Hult Center Sunday. Me: 28, biker dreaming of you both since. ☎ 1487 CONCERT SAT. You were at Michael Franti and we exchanged smiles near the front. I was in white, you were with a friend infront of me. ☎ 1486 BLK ROSE BURLESQUE Saw you all shakin it at Samurai Duck. All hot as can be! Old time burlesque lives on! See you Friday. ☎ 1485 JUST FRIENDS Joanne? I saw you at the Sat. Market and Friendly St. I would like to know you, If you would like to give it a try! ☎ 1483 AT TOSHI’S RAMEN 5/25 having dinner with your son. You: dark hair, ponytail, blk. top, camo pants and flip- flops. Me: speechless redhead. Married? If not, maybe ramen? Coffee? ☎ 1481 PONY SAW U She opened her eyes one morning and saw love and care flowing form yours. Little Pony loves giving her dreadful baby rides. ☎ 1480 CURVY IS GOOD CONAN G I love you Conan. We sure did have fun finding those dinosaur bones! what a magi- cal suffari. SHAWN Shawn, I love you with all my heart and soul. You are every- thing to me. I want you forever. Always yours, Lorri We wanted to thank everyone for their generous donation to Food for Lane County and to our friends and family who helped make the party possi- ble. Find me out. Discover me. Know me. Knowing me can change your life. I am your HIV status. You can learn about me in 20 minutes at HIV Alliance. MY SWEET NICHOLAS... Star bucks, walking up Alder, drinks at Horse Head, dinner, wine, scrabble, brie and movies. Kids, camping, ice cream, road trips, Xmas, PhD...What’s next? Happy Anniversary, Love CyeLea. BONNIE CLYDE TODO JUNTOS Eres mi sol, eres mi luna La vida no es facil, pero juntos podemos hacer todo que quer- emos! Amor mio, no olvides que te amo, te adoro... ahora, siempre Vamos a luchar para construir una familia fuerte! ☎ 1515 YOU CAUGHT ME You hooked me with your beautiful eyes and reeled me in with your beautiful heart. You make me so happy babe. Happy Birthday, I can’t wait to keep smiling with you. ☎ 1513 MAYBE U 2 POLITE JESSEY LET’S MEET QUICKLY SECRET RENDEZVOUS Married WPM seeks casual, intimate relationship with modern, mature woman who enjoys attention and personal, sensual fulfillment from a dis- creet trustworthy partner. ☎ 1582 VERY NICE GUY Looking for a traveling com- panion. Live aboard private boat and cruise around islands in tropical sea of Cortez. Little or no money, no problem. Only intelligent and physically fit lady please. Must like fishing, diving and eating lobsters. ☎ 1546 EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BASIS I’LL PISS ON ANYONE, regard- less of race, sexual orientation, political affiliation or religion. Your place or mine, hit me up. ☎ 1541 SIMPLY PHYSICAL ISO others who have had inci- dents with the EPD cops? ☎ 1477 Sparked my interest with your polite manners (waiting for picture). Committed on your shirt, you’re a ballerina. Can’t get you off my mind, brew? ☎ 1476 INTIMATE N PLAYFUL KAREN & MATT’S WEDDING CELEBRATION AMBO WET BEAVER (COAT) Dom 40’s male searching for BBW lady for SMBD exploration, fun, teasing to nurtured disci- pline. Safe sane play, ND, STD free and discreet. Do you want to be a good girl? ☎ 1591 We are a sweet, attractive, healthy, spirited twenties cou- ple in search of a beautiful, healthy, kind, mature woman to share fun, play and intimacy ☎ 1585 Please contact Justin regard- ing 1963 International. ☎ 1478 I see you laughing in your funky jacket and badger hat. Dance some more Tortuga sis- ter and we’ll see who can out last our hammock time dance... ☎ 1510 50 ISH WM Looking to start a swingers club in the area. Monthly or bi- monthly meetings. Any inter- est? Also looking for female as a partner for swinging activi- ties. Let me know. ☎ 1592 RNR 5/26 I love you baby and always will, even though you are totally mental. Larsypoo. ☎ 1489 Good ideas! But kickball? I think we got the wrong people. ☎ 1474 WHISPERS Is love always physical? I crave the mind of a fellow creative entity, pondering does he still exist behind the statues of reli- gious intent? Peace in a win- dow. ☎ 1594 Witty, athletic, intelligent, handsome and sensually skilled WPM. ISO emotionally secure, experienced, adventur- ous woman, 40-50, yearning for casual, satisfying, intimate, discrete, safe adult fun. ☎ 1540 GRANDFATHER CLOCK ISO 24-29 Females to please. My 13” gear wants t turn your crank. I’m a SWM, 68. Machinery is well oiled and ready to strike midnight. ☎ 1522 Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic • HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American ND No drugs • NS No smoking• P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 38 JUNE 21, 2007
