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TO PLACE A PERSONALS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. BEAUTIFUL BLONDIE MS. PINK DEVINE I see you around Hilyard. I love the jewelry you got on your lip and your amazing blue eyes. Call me for a good time. ☎ 1431 Saw you hop into my car and I just didn’t know what to do with the overwhelming stress that accompanied my short drive from UO to your apt. Honestly apologetic. ☎ 1399 BENE DELIVERY You were making a delivery of produce, I was walking to Borders. Monday around 11:00. Had to take a chance to see if you were available. ☎ 1430 SOMEONE FUN SWF, 31, short with long brown hair and luscious figure ISO younger man. I like to watch NASCAR, duck games, movies, swimming, camping, and danc- ing. ☎ 1525 BURLY CYCLE FEMALE I see mornings powering up Willamette when I ride my bike to work. Winter time I see you when I drive. Dark, cold, harsh! You amaze me with your inspi- ration. ☎ 1426 SEEKING BEST FRIEND SF, late 30’s, sincere, active, in/outdoorsy, loves summer, and being creative. ISO M with similar interests. Open-mind- ed and free thinking! ISO LTR. ☎ 1494 BUTTERFLIES IT’S IN HIS KISS EURASIAN FANTASY FULFILLMENT FRIENDLY STREET 5/31 BEAUTIFUL LEAF POLITE JESSEY Italian looking man in early fifties desires a LTR women of Asian heritage. I am kind, compassionate, and sincere in my quest. I will answer all inquires. ☎ 1434 MWM, late 30’s, masculine, lit- tle on heavy side ISO a TV, TS, CD or feminine GM for secre- tive weekend discreet encoun- ters of fantasy fulfillment. Must be STD free. ☎ 1464 8:15 p.m., You: Blond hair, bright green shirt, jogging/walking. I stepped aside with my dog so you could get by. I am curious about you! Wanna talk? ☎ 1530 You struck me from a far, let me know you, let me see you. Please say you’re not in love. Same place next week? 4ish? ☎ 1492 Sparked my interest with your polite manners (waiting for picture). Committed on your shirt, you’re a ballerina. Can’t get you off my mind, brew? ☎ 1476 “RAINBOW” MAN CURIOUS WOMAN ONLY LOOKING FOR OLDER MS. ORANGE PANTS 24, new resident of Eugene, ISO older gentleman to show me around town looking for LTR. ☎ 1456 Market of Choice Sat. about 5:30pm. You asked if I was in line. Again smile outside as you went to beauty supply, coffee? ☎ 1529 DO YOU EXIST? Not getting the attention you deserve from your man? Feel the thrill, passion, rush, and excitement of being desired again. You deserve it. Me: trustworthy, discreet, witty and fun! ☎ 1423 Under the sea we await you, the fishies and me. You’ll find me under the Malaysian sun waiting patiently for you. Hurry up and be here! ☎ 1491 Attractive, fun, SWF ISO attrac- tive SWM. Enjoy music, movies, dining, the usual. Interested in educated, conservative acting, progressive thinking good man 35-50. ☎ 1428 SWM ISO 22-37 yo. Interested in dating as well as eating out, taking walks and doing outdoor things. ☎ 1282 (6/7/07) OUTDOOR PLAYMATE Fun, fit, feisty, intelligent woman seeks friends with time, energy and fitness for outdoor playdates. Brownie points for avid hikers/back- packers, road-cyclists, back- country skiers, picnicking skills! ☎ 1415 DINING AND DATING ARTISTIC ATHLETE Skiing, biking, cooking, Int. travel fill this aging Boomer’s time. ISO intelligent, fit and independent woman for LTR allowing personal growth and commitment to the joy of love. ☎ 1278 LONELY AT 20 Looking for either a friend to hang out with or a girl to have a relationship with. I never had a girlfriend before so I would- n’t know what to do! ☎ 1470 Sincere, well traveled/read Gentleman ISO like-minded 48- 60 for walks, movies, travel and dinner. ☎ 1537 About 5’10” dark and hand- some, gainfully employed , very honest,professional, sin- cere, playful, witty and car- ing. ISO with similar attrib- utes to possibly be my queen. E-mail duckfan1000@hot- mail.com If you called voice box #9986 before, please try again or email. ☎ 1277 FRIEND AND COMPANION SWM, 50, athletic, ISO SWF friend. ☎ 1521 TAKE ME PLEASE You are the one to realize my dream with. ☎ 1484 I LIKE BIGIRLZ Hey ladies, SWM, 40’s, ISO big girls and there treasures to help me experience your pleasures. Plump, volup- tuous, BBW, plus sizes! Help me girls. Luv you long time. ☎ 1472 REALLY FIT Older landscape gardener, desires woman who believes in equality, knows how to share her feelings, likes to build fires and organic garden. Kisses first. I live in the Friendly neighborhood. Write Blind Box “Kisses First” if the above sounds like you! Q: Know what a lesbian brings to the second date? A: A u-haul trailer. If you are not so inclined, independent, harmo- ny with nature, health, intelli- gence and freedom... ☎ 1532 ISO OCF SWEETIE Petite, spiritual, fun loving, fem/tomboy ISO 40-60yo same, to dance, have fun, and play at the fair. My “SO Pass” is yours. Partner less womyn only please. ☎ 1488 SWM, 47, 5’10”, slender, spiritu- al, Scorpio, living in Santa Monica. Let me show you our downtown. ISO SWF, age open. ☎ 1438 TYROSE TyRose where are you? Don’t forget about me! ☎ 1413 PLAID TOTING BITCH You at Cafe Yumm! Plowing through a couple of sand- wiches, me skinny WM, WM, intrigued and oddly attract- ed. come visit my meat locker anytime. Love, your roast beef brisket. ☎ 1536 A- Team, what you wanna do. I think, I could stay with you. For a while, maybe longer if I do... ☎ 1535 REI GUY You: Carharts and nice smile. Me: tall brunette. Met you in Sheldon parking lot 2 years ago. Asked you to lunch...still think of you everyday. ☎ 1534 JACKIE You called yourself Jackie. Shaved head, longest slender neck I’ve ever seen, dark skin. You need to be mounted in a gallery! Call me. ☎ 1533 MULLETALICIOUS COMING TO SOCAL? GAY SUGAR BABY I am 27, single, gay sugar baby ISO a gay sugar daddy to spoil me. I am fair, youthful, and handsome. ☎ 1518 You: hot multicolored hair. Me: frisky tom cat lookin’ for a good time. I’m down for any- thing baby. ☎ 1465 MARKET OF CHOICE MY COCO CHELLA You sauntered by Xterra at the Market of Choice on Willamette. Ken you are the only man I have ever known with that walk. Love to hear from you, Amy. ☎ 1524 I love you baby and always will, even though you are totally mental. Larsypoo. ☎ 1489 SAW YOU MAY 11TH A-TEAM JOKE YES YOU Met you at the restaurant bar. You asked me if I was a teacher. Felt some chemistry but you appeared attached. What’s your name? Let me know. ☎ 1490 A long braid, I know you are single right now, I adore you, and I am going to get you. ☎ 1527 It was rude for you to steal my bike! Please return it, no questions asked. Green eyed beauty riding red bike. You have a righteous mullet! I was rockin’ the stache, sparks were flying. Let’s get together and make sweet sushi by the moon- light... ☎ 1531 VB Hope we have many more great times like tonight. Can’t wait to do it again! MH. ☎ 1528 LOUD AND TALL Haha...I do believe you’ve seen my piercing, maybe not. Saw you at the bar Sat. night. Your sneaky. ☎ 1473 Commented on Skinny Puppy shirt, formally I had big black hair and wore make-up. Our house looks post apocalyptic, don’t let it scare you. ☎ 1526 IZ ADORABLE MARVIN THE MARTIAN FISHIES AND ME RNR 5/26 JESSY! QUEEN FOR A LIFETIME GOT LOVE? SWEET LIFE GIRL To the sweet, beautiful smiling pig tailed blond that sells sweets. Don’t ever stop smil- ing! You’re the sweetest thing in the bakery! Available? ☎ 1279 You, a gorgeous monarch. I’m a blue swordtail. The butterfly girls need to meet for a cup of nectar from heaven. ☎ 1424 Cute, petite, spunky, fit, shapely mom, Boomer DJPF. Not broken, just quirky, with endearing OCD qualities. Seeking my split-apart for lifelong adventures. Must be educated, solvent, fit, love kids and have a Higher Power. ☎ 1469 In30’S sought by woman in 40’s simply for sweet loving. Please be health-oriented and have a degree of wisdom and maturity. ☎ 1440 ELISHA AND SARA Please come back to Lucky’s! You rock. B. Liscious. ☎ 1280 At Post Office...you were mail- ing “entertainers costumes”. Call me. ☎ 1523 RAVISHING LESBIANS Saw you pulling out onto 6th, I waved but you didn’t see. You followed at a distance behind. Who’ the stalker? ☎ 1460 CONCERT SAT. You: all alone and not plea- suring yourself. Me: selling items that could bring you to new heights of ecstasy. Come to imagine that and I’ll make your dreams come true. ☎ 1458 You were at Michael Franti and we exchanged smiles near the front. I was in white, you were with a friend in front of me. ☎ 1486 MEMORIAL DAY BLK ROSE BURLESQUE Saw you all shakin it at Samurai Duck. All hot as can be! Old time burlesque lives on! See you Friday. ☎ 1485 SMOKING SCENESTER PONYTAILED MALE You: dark-haired, talking on cell in Starbucks parking lot, Coburg, Memorial Day after- noon. Me: female, slim, brunette, ponytail, petite, caught your eye while leaving Starbucks. Available? Meet for java? ☎ 1519 COURTHOUSE KNOCKOUT Eugene Court house lobby 5/30, 10 am, sitting on a court bench waiting. We talked for a bit, I felt a connection and wish that guy hadn’t sat between us. Lunch? ☎ 1517 TRIANGLE LAKE 5/29 Debbie, traded a PBR for a shot of Jack at the river with you and your tattooed friend. Let’s do it again sometime soon. ☎ 1516 WET BEAVER (COAT) I see you laughing in your funky jacket and badger hat. Dance some more Tortuga sis- ter and we’ll see who can out last our hammock time dance... ☎ 1510 HW VIDEO Beautiful brunette in green and blond partner in Asian style shirt. Leaving Hult Center Sunday. Me: 28, biker dreaming of you both since. ☎ 1487 I watched you work the grill for hours! Ummmmmmmm so good. We met on the bike path, you were smoking. You’re hot in your scene clothes and hair. You thought I was reading, but my left eye was checking you out! ☎ 1520 STRAWBERRY GIRL Look at you, with your beauti- ful red hair. You have birthed so much sunshine into the world. Dancing Rays of Amiable and Sterling Light. JUST FRIENDS Joanne? I saw you at the Sat. Market and Friendly St. I would like to know you, If you would like to give it a try! ☎ 1483 AT TOSHI’S RAMEN 5/25 having dinner with your son. You: dark hair, ponytail, blk. top, camo pants and flip- flops. Me: speechless redhead. Married? If not, maybe ramen? Coffee? ☎ 1481 PONY SAW U She opened her eyes one morning and saw love and care flowing form yours. Little Pony loves giving her dreadful baby rides. ☎ 1480 DR.’S OFFICE BEAUTY Beautiful receptionist. Wasn’t trying to stare or listen in to your conversation. But you have me captivated every time I’m there. Me: accompanying a couple fellas, sitting across from you. By the way, your ex sounds like a chump! ☎ 1479 AMBO Please contact Justin regard- ing 1963 International. ☎ 1478 MAYBE U 2 ISO others who have had inci- dents with the EPD cops? ☎ 1477 NOT ORGASMING UO MUSCLE BOY I commented about your enlarging arms, you said how much bball you’re playing, and maintain weight. You look hot in that cammo shirt. ☎ 1457 RUN ME DOWN? Maroon 4-door vehicle, Saturday 5/19. Corner of Harlow and Pheasant Blvd. You flipped me off when you almost ran me down. Bad Karma! THANKFULLY REI GUY 5/5 anniversary sale standing in line. You: and Carharts nice smile. Me: petite brunette with black shirt smiling back. Can’t stop thinking about you. Should of said hi. Coffee? ☎ 1422 GILLY SOOSE Last thing I want to happen is not having you as a friend. I can forget I wrote the note if you can forget you got it. ☎ 1421 BEV FROM AUSTRALIA May 1st bus stop. Sorry, dis- tracted, obsessed, should have gotten your number before you got off bus at Freddy’s, too soon. You’re double take took me. Love. Chance. Call. V. ☎ 1420 MUSICAL MOGUL We held hands at the Decemberists concert. The music went inside me. Climb in my igloo? ☎ 1419 DO YOU EVER STUDY? I saw you at Roma. You said you had a paper due in 3 hours...so you left and sat on the lawn. How did it go? ☎ 1418 TALL AND LOUD You were on the lawn, sitting in the sun, your restaurant laugh reverberating off the build- ings. I hear you have a new piercing. I’d like to see it some- time. ☎ 1417 40TH DONALD At Safeway you parked next to my white SUV. I had long dark hair and you might have over- heard me say to my friend that you were beautiful. ☎ 1411 HEY TUTTWEILER Thank you for introducing me to Leda in front of New Frontier. Would you and Leda like to hike Spencer Butte with me sometime? Ask Leda to contact m. ☎ 1410 Saw you at work and wish I could see you away from work. Let me know! ☎ 1412 BIG AND SLEEPY MY BABY Thursday before Country Fair, who knew? Now, I’d be lost without you. Happy Birthday to my baby daddy! ☎ 1439 I see you every day in my dreams. I love you so much! You are the best girlfriend ever! ☎ 1406 I LIKE IT LIKE US Sometimes I can’t see you from a distance, which makes me think we should be closer. ☎ 1437 ISO others who have had inci- dents with the corrupt Eugene Police? Contact us! ☎ 1404 ILLINOIS Hope you have a great day and your rear is as fabulous as you are. Have a very happy birth- day. Foxy lady. ☎ 1403 OZ FITNESS TRAINER Tuesday 5/15, talked with you about training, and was sup- posed to return. Sorry, thought you’re handsome and nice. You available? ☎ 1432 BONNIE CLYDE TODO JUN- TOS Eres mi sol, eres mi luna La vida no es facil, pero juntos podemos hacer todo que quer- emos! Amor mio, no olvides que te amo, te adoro... ahora, siempre Vamos a luchar para construir una familia fuerte! ☎ 1515 YOU CAUGHT ME You hooked me with your beautiful eyes and reeled me in with your beautiful heart. You make me so happy babe. Happy Birthday, I can’t wait to keep smiling with you. ☎ 1513 WALKING THE LINE Being comfortable with such a love has been hard not only for me but for you too. Mine are not the only doors being opened. Walking the line to you. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY 23 years and still madly in love with you. Maybe I’m crazy, but I know what I want. And I want to make you the happiest woman on the plan- et. Hopelessly and Helplessly forever yours. DREAM WEAVER Thank you for my fun care package, been thinking of you. The “captured heart” ankle bracelet was beautiful. Anything but ordinary. NESS My purple shirt smells of you. Can you guess how I really want to put my spearmint on? ☎ 1454 5th Street coffee. You have beautiful eyes. ☎ 1436 MY SWEET NICHOLAS... Star bucks, walking up Alder, drinks at Horse Head, dinner, wine, scrabble, brie and movies. Kids, camping, ice cream, road trips, Xmas, PhD...What’s next? Happy Anniversary, Love CyeLea. DONOVAN BOTH OF US LOOKING With eyes knowingly diverted close but endlessly connected form a distance. Cant we take a step closer? I hope so. ☎ 1511 HANDY DOODY Dragon: If you need more “help with caulk”, better head to Jerry’s instead. Pick one without a ring this time. ☎ 1493 MMIAH CAHOOTS VAN DRIVER Here it is busta, now you have a stocker...what son what...Hope you find this or it will never be able to work. ☎ 1475 Three years since I first met saw you at the YMCA. Never a good time to talk in the weight room. Someplace else? I’m the blonde with glasses! ☎ 1402 Good ideas! But kickball? I think we got the wrong people. ☎ 1474 TO YOU Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic • HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American ND No drugs • NS No smoking• P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 46 JUNE 7, 2007
