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Intuitive Arts Contemplative Psychotherapy Professional Experience “Sandra has created a spiritually nurturing space.” Spiritual Wellness Ker Cleary, M.A. Sandra Norris Pregnancy Support Æ Massage • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Onsen • Myofacial and Functional Release • Cranio Sacral • Visceral Manipulation By Matt Jones Astrology Take Time Out Across Susan will be doing readings at her Eugene office Give Your Body the Attention it Deserves Massage May 5, 6, 7 LIC.#8250 in a Quiet South Eugene Home. Lucia McKelvey, LMT • Nationally Certified Days, Evenings, Weekends 541-683-3286 “We Want a Solid Answer”—no wishy-washiness, please. 25th Anniversary Relieve Stress 541-548-1593 Celebrate with Anniversary discounts! Susan Dearborn Jackson, M.S. “facilitated a deep connection between my body and my baby.” “an important part of my pregnancy, birth and post-partum health & happiness.” Monarch Massage LIC.# 8166 PREGNANCY THROUGH POST-PARTUM MEAGAN ORION, LMT • 683-8289 BIKRAM’S YOGA C O L L E G E O F I N D I A PACKAGE 2 weeks for $20 This is a 90 minute total body workout in a room heated to 104 degrees. SA F SU TH W T M • • 6:45am • • • • • 9:00am • • 11:00am • • • • • • • 4:00pm • • • • • • 6:00pm • • • 8:00pm First class show up 15 minutes early. Wear comfortable clothes. Bring a bath-size towel and water bottle. Come with an empty stomach, and open mind and be prepared to sweat. 820 Charnelton • 349-YOGA 1 “Leave it in” 5 Recessions 9 It’s a bust 14 Elwes of “Saw” 15 Simba’s friend 16 Sheepish, so to speak 17 Take ___ (fall slightly) 18 Crack container 19 Fortune 500 company, Fortune 500 company, Fortune 500 company... 20 The “See Who Can Get $5 First” challenge? 23 Lawn mower attachment 24 Use a plunger 28 Game Boy screen 31 Classroom no-no 35 Lemieux milieu 36 Alternatives in the “You Must Draw Poultry” class? 38 Monopoly card 39 Half-woman, half-bird creature 40 They Might Be Giants’ “___ Down Ng” 1 Red Hot Chili Peppers track 41 Part that dangles “___ Tissue” 2 “There you have it!” 3 “Spamalot” creator Idle 4 Easygoing personality 5 “Free Your Mind” ladies 6 Night crawlers, often 7 Relative of “yada” 8 Two-for-one deal, say 9 Foreman’s forte 10 Bakery installations 11 The blue guy, to waiter Grover 12 She allowed “Across the Universe” to be performed at the Grammys 13 Tex-___ 21 Like Big Mouth Billy Basses and Velvet Elvises 22 Number before sechs 25 They’ll ruin a morning commute 26 Cat that preys on mon- keys 27 Piano parts 28 Toast from the Middle East 29 Mirna’s smaller teammate in “The Amazing Race 5” 30 In an urgent way 32 Professor in the Harry Potter books 33 Tails’ video game pal 34 Ready to tear somebody a new one 37 Busy worker in Apr. 38 It may get burned at home 41 Racer Al or Al, Jr. 43 Game that spawned “The Urbz,” with “The” 44 Drink holder at some the- aters 46 M&M variety 49 Perot, formally 51 “Everything’s Coming Up Roses” musical 53 Cool, in 1990s parlance 54 2005 “American Idol” singer Bo 55 3-3, say 56 “Breakadawn” singers ___ Soul 57 Section in some porn shops 58 License info 59 Slaughter’s rank 60 AFL partner 61 Go to hell ___ handbasket ©2004 Jonesin' Crosswords (edi- tor@jonesincrosswords.com) For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226- 2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-6548. Reference puzzle #0199 Ashland Institute of Massage INTR0DUCTORY 42 Territory 43 Caption from a campaign barbecue photo-op? 45 Down with something 46 Lousy cars, slangily 47 Ave. crossers 48 Uncontrollable situation 50 “Family Guy” daughter 52 Newsman Rather saying “Phttphbphb!” as he left CBS? 59 Maker of the xB and tC 62 Home in an apiary 63 Elizabeth of “The Incredibles” 64 TV knife that cuts through a lead pipe 65 Deck quartet 66 Make a dramatic exit, doorwise 67 Utterly screwed 68 Word after oxygen or pup 69 Alma mater of Lewis Black and Ben Stein 650-hour Professional Massage Program A small school with a big vision . . . educating hands, heart and head for holistic integration of Self and skills. ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK ’ S JONESIN ’ CROSSWORD 6-month Intensive Program Begins July 5, 2005 APPLY NOW! Classes begin September, January & July 541-482-5134 or www.aimashland.com AIM for Awareness, Integrity, Mastery APRIL 21, 2005 39