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Sunrise Colonics APRIL DISCOUNT! Professional massage, $43 an hour, insurance OK. Cindy Muntwyler, LMT#1617. 1661 High, 683-7000, 345-4123. HEAVENLY TOUCH. Deep work to light touch massage. Nice office, easy parking. Diane, #9736. On call 12/7, 461-5950. BOTANICAL OIL massage and Thai body- work available at Indigo Rhythm Therapy. $50/hr, weekend specials. Alia, LMT#11074, 343-1625. Colon Hydrotherapy By Appointment (541)484-6224 LAURA TAYLOR CERTIFIED COLON HYDROTHERAPIST MOMMY MASSAGE. In addition to Birth Doula Services, Birth Design now offers therapeutic and relaxing massage, focusing on the prenatal period and beyond. Please call Janene Becker, LMT, CD (DONA), lic#5222, at 284-5947 or visit www.birthde- sign.com Ker Cleary, M.A. Æ Contemplative Psychotherapy Cultivating unconditional friendliness towards ourselves and others is a radical step toward happiness FRIDAY MASSAGE SPECIAL $35 for one hour $50 for 1 1/2 hours Swedish, Deep Tissue, Relaxation Jesse, 687-4879. LMT# 10398 Center for Integrative Massage 349-0595 • Free 1/2hr consultation Pregnancy Support FULL MOON MIDWIFERY Pregnancy, birth and newborn, family centered care. Sliding scale. Georganne Clark, DEM 242-3601. Health & Nutrition VIAGRA, $2.40/DOSE. Cialis available. Lowest price refills guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Non Profit Organization Toll free: 1-866-579-8545. (AAN CAN) ANGEL READINGS, past lives, aura and chakra balancing, numerology and astrolo- gy charts, spiritual career counseling, med- ical mysteries: Rita Anne Hartmann, 729- 7323. Massage Intuitive Arts GRANDMOTHER TREE. Evolutionary astrol- ogy, sound healing, bodywork. Sylvia Hawley, 541-741-5130. LMT#6388. MALE WITCH. Psychic readings and coun- seling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom, 800-419- 3346. Credit, Debit cards. Get back the one you love. (AAN CAN) EAST 15TH ST Massage Center seeking PT LMTs focused on foot therapy or deep tis- sue. Committed to spiritual practice. 686- 4461. IMPROVE BODY, mind, spirit with Hawaiian Hot Stone, Deep Tissue, Gentle Relaxation, Reiki. Meghan Quinn, LMT#10801. Flex hours, sliding scale, gift. cert. 431-7317. Spiritual WONDERING ABOUT your spiritual life? Attend free workshop on past lives, dreams and soul travel. April 18, 25 pm, 315D W 13th. Info, 954-9032. O F VOODOO, JUJU and everything to cure your boo boos here in Eugene Weekly per- sonals. We’ve got what you need for a bet- ter life, and it’s all Alternative, weekly style. PACKAGE This is a 90 minute total body workout in a room heated to 104 degrees. SA F TH SU W T M • • 6:45am • • • • • 9:00am • • 11:00am • • • • • • • 4:00pm • • • • • • 6:00pm • • • 8:00pm First class show up 15 minutes early. Wear comfortable clothes. Bring a bath-size towel and water bottle. Come with an empty stomach, and open mind and be prepared to sweat. 820 Charnelton • 349-YOGA G I FT C E R T IF IC AT E S A VA I L AB L E A 2-DAY EXPERIMENTAL TRAINING IN THE TECHNIQUES OF CORE SHAMANISM Swedish & Deep Tissue Massage Hot Jasmine Oil • Aromatherapy Steam APRIL 30 & MAY 1, $100 $30/hr for first session Call Alida Birch, 686-2023 www.AlidaBirch.com PETER L E SUEUR 461-8052 • MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN By Matt Jones “Teers of Joy” - nothing sad here. Across I N D I A 2 weeks for $20 PRESENTS PSYCHIC SPIRITUAL Readings offer insight, guidance, understanding. 25 years experi- ence. Sliding Scale. Mitzi Linn, 345-3351. Ashland Institute of Massage INTR0DUCTORY R AV EN MA S S AG E D e e p - F lo w in g - Th or ou gh - H e al in g Tarot BIKRAM’S YOGA C O L L E G E THE SHAMANIC JOURNEY LMT#8202 BIRTH DESIGN Doula Services, see listing under Massage. Please call Janene Becker, LMT, CD (DONA), Lic. #5222 at 284-5947. 650-hour Professional Massage Program A small school with a big vision . . . educating hands, heart and head for holistic integration of Self and skills. 6-month Intensive Program Begins July 5, 2005 APPLY NOW! 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Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-6548. Reference puzzle #0198 “facilitated a deep connection between my body and my baby.” “an important part of my pregnancy, birth and post-partum health & happiness.” ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK ’ S JONESIN ’ CROSSWORD Monarch Massage LIC.# 8166 PREGNANCY THROUGH POST-PARTUM MEAGAN ORION, LMT • 683-8289 APRIL 14, 2005 39