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SEEKING A LADY Lonely attractive divorced father of two, 6’, HWP, pro. musician, chef, businessman, homeowner, 50 seeking slim, sensual, monog- amous, 30+ lady for travel, fine dining, movies, quiet nights, per- manent companionship. ☎ 2672 BASIC GUY Wish to enjoy all a partner brings. 61 DWM attractive, 5’8”, 185 lb., gray, blue, honest, loyal, spiritual, humorous. Call my ad for more info plus tell me about you. NS. ☎ 2669 NEW TO AREA 23 SWM. Looking for outgoing, athletic woman, 18-25. ☎ 2667 EXTREMELY ATHLETIC 30 something SWM seeks spring playmate S, MF 25+ yo who’s brunette, brown eyes and extremely athletic too. Swap pics first and go from there. ☎ 2663 SEA BREEZE SWM 6’, late 40s, Florence area. Loves horses, walks on beach. Cooks, very clean cut, romantic. Seeks trim, fit, romantic woman, NS, light drinker. ☎ 2656 SEARCHING FUN New to Eugene and other things. I am 23, pretty average in most areas. I am looking for someone my age to show me around. ☎ 2838 AVAILABLE NOW I’m a real woman, not perfect, sometimes funny, hard working, sports nut, who only likes drama on TV. I am big and beautiful and am looking for a possible LTR. ☎ 2775 IDEAL SUNDAY Bask in the sun, read about physics, make-out like crazy. If this sounds like fun to you, let’s talk! ☎ 2763 NON-MAINSTREAM Silly, serious, smart, honest, big- time communicator, mom, seeks 30-40s kid and cat-loving, earthy vegetarian for relationship, or deconstructing relationships, or friendship or meaningful momen- tary encounter. ☎ 2761 MOTH AND LIGHT 4/5 Icebreakers we did send, but I ask can you begin to compre- hend . . . a passionate writer like me? We’ll see. ☎ 2652 BEGONIA STEALER Cowboy, anime watcher, and begonia stealer. Maybe we can watch movies about zombies and werewolves sometime. Just don’t keep forgetting my phone number and address. ☎ 2829 REWARD Male Boston Terrier, black and white brindle, 4 yo. Last seen at 19th and Marcola. Will pay for call expense, plus $100 reward. ☎ 2777 SWEET MAMA DAZ Brown eyes, warm smile. “Have I told you today how beautiful you are” No? Mama you are so beauti- ful! Inside and out. May I have this dance? Love the Prince. ☎ 2776 MULLETFANTASTICO Last Sat: Your mullet may have dropped, but not your kickin’ atti- tude. Four words: shag carpet, dice, metal, Old Mil’. Don’t deny, you feel the pull. Submit? ☎ 2773 NOTICE I, John Williamson, Old Man Dancing, offer my sincere support to Shelley James Music Box for their positive lyrics and outstanding musicianship that blesses us all to clear up any possible misconcep- tions about my previous apology. Support local musicians and artists. May we all be blessed with music, dance, and peace. OMD. ☎ 2772 EL TORITO 4/23/04 As a H.S. science teacher I’d real- ly like to get a closer look at that Hibiscus on the small of your back! ☎ 2770 FLOWERING FAIRY Flowering fairy fire hair flowing, like a river past me, taking my heart wistfully to the sea. ☎ 2764 SON LOOKING FOR Hairy dad. Looking for white older guy who loves submissive black bottoms for casual fun with no strings attached. I love to please older white guys to the fullest. No limits. ☎ 2711 PARTY AND PLAY GWC seeks other men for similar interests. Albany. ☎ 2709 BEAR STYLE M, 41, 5’10”, 210 pound, bearish guy seeks similar, 35-55, for fun, possible LTR. ☎ 2705 KAHOOTZ I’ve seen you laugh, I’ve seen you cry. Now I see confusion and fear. Is he really worth it? Loving you! Call me. ☎ 2765 I ENJOYED Smooth-headed fellow with dark eyebrows in a small pickup,I enjoyed exchanging smiles with you. Or WAS it me you were looking at? I was the long-haired woman getting gas at Blair on 4/12. Would you like to exchange verbal words with each other? ☎ 2708 HEY DREAD HEAD You’re awesome! Watched you with your yo-yo and love your hands. I’ve got a few tricks I bet you can handle. You’ve got a wild wicked laugh. Call me. ☎ 2707 MARINE NAM VET Alan D, in-country 1968, born NH with two daughters and stepson. I had 3 dreams about you, am con- cerned. Hope you want, able to contact. Your ex, Jody S. Same place. Love! ☎ 2703 STEELHEAD FRI. 4/9 Outdoor table 5:30-6:30. You: handsome, gray hair, sunglasses, blue shirt, with two or three friends. Me at the table next to yours: long haired brunette, light green blouse, jeans, with two girl friends. Are you available? ☎ 2702 SURF AND TURF Imagine steak and shrimp, and shrimp and steak, the only one for you shrimp is me steak and the only one for me steak is you shrimp. So happy together. ☎ 2699 (06/03/2004) LAWN SOD You: woman with pet rats dancing to steel drums at Sat. market. Thanks for the bite of your burrito. I was so hungry! Call for extra soft lawn sod. ☎ 2755 YO-YO DUDE Damn boy, you’re like the Energizer frickin’ bunny, slow down so I can talk to you. I see you walking all over town, let me rock your world. ☎ 2668 MEEK FALCON My big sister says you’re the bomb. She’s seen gigs and even tried throwing herself your way. Anyhow, she blows. Also, I’ve been thinking. Super-heroing sounds cool. A band, though. ☎ 2753 AT JOHN HENRY’S Free pool on a Monday night. Me: Thirtyish redhead male with goat- ee. I wasted no time asking you to play pool. You beat me! ☎ 2664 MONKEY BOY I’ve seen you at parties, in bike lanes, in firelight, juggling at Sweetlife, swinging from my attic rafters, at the Spoke, various ven- ues, and in a couple dreams. Reply. ☎ 2736 JENNIFER I see the TruValue in you. Well, can I ask if you are single? Let’s have food, I’ll bring the bread. Bread Man. ☎ 2734 LTD SURPRISE KITTEN You: young, pretty, pink, lady. Me: constant, fantasies, kissing knees hope to please. They told you I was being weird? Weird is just eccen- tric Eugene, Oregon, always com- pletely crazy. CRAZYCAT. ☎ 2733 SORRY YO-YO Sorry girls, and I hope you are, but I can’t stop. I’m being housed at CCC, that’s Spanish for “I’m in jail.” Give me a yell when you see me. ☎ 2723 VIDEO VIXEN West 11th Blockbuster Sat. evening, 4/4. Black nails, eyeliner, hair, back tattoo, great boots. Kicked myself all the way home for not acknowledging your exceptional beauty. Doing so now. ☎ 2662 I SAW YOU Almost trip on your way to the sidewalk. You thought I was the only one. If you weren’t so gor- geous and adorable I might have recognized you sooner. Single? Coffee? ☎ 2660 DEJA Gorgeous, yoga girl at Cozmic salsa night. Couldn’t take my eyes off you. I need a partner for the dance. We could get sweaty together. Please come back. Dave. ☎ 2659 DIRTBAG 4/1, 7 pm: Stole black Topeak rear rack off bike parked North of Vet’s Club. Distinctiveness, silver groove worn into main mounting tube. Reward. Beware. Revenge is sweet. ☎ 2657 TRUMPMEISTER I saw you watching the Apprentice, stouts in hand, dog on lap. How’d you like me to be your lapdog? ☎ 2720 GREG You are very hot. Goddamn, I like you in tight red jumpsuits. Cheer up, Baby Snakes, because god- damnit, I love you. Let us kiss with tongue, damnit. Some god- damn coffee??? ☎ 2719 GOLD’S DOWNTOWN Friday, 4/30, 5:30 pm. Brunette hard body in sports bra and black shorts. Great eyes and nice abs! Me: Tall blonde guy, white T-shirt with better abs. Single? ☎ 2839 SAFEWAY SMILE Saw you at 18th Ave. Safeway multiple times. Balding fair skinned Irish bearded fellow. Does your smile mean what I think it does? Seem shy, me too, you melt me. ☎ 2710 REWARD FOR Any information leading to the recovery of art stolen from Diablo’s Downtown Lounge on Sat. 4/17. Stolen art is hard to enjoy. ☎ 2762 EARTH DAY Willamette. 7th? 8th? 3:30? You: tall, slim M. Me: short, silver-haired F. We smiled, said hello. I was intrigued. Care to meet? ☎ 2735 STRAIGHT SHOOTER 33 Bi W male in Corvallis. Looking for friends, more, not into effemi- nate or drama. HWP 21-35 please. Like reggae, camping, hik- ing, and alone time. ☎ 2737 BRIAN FROM PETCO Brian, at Petco on 4/13, you asked how I was and I quietly said good and looked away. You are so cute you make me shy! L. ☎ 2712 K. PECK Met years ago through J., again through D., then at Bijou. Paths crossed at Humble Bagel. If appropriate contact for movie, sport, chat. ☎ 2718 LTD’S FINEST Josh, I’ve had a crush on you for almost three years now. I love rid- ing your bus and I finally have to ask, are you taken? Your blonde admirer. ☎ 2716 ORIGINAL BUNNY You are love. Moments of grace have flooded my soul. Lost in a calm glow and a gentle breeze, we wander. Precious friends waiting in the sea of dreams. - Pseudo. QUIET! Seeking allies to start coalition against boom car assault on homes and neighborhoods. Join and fight for your right to peace and quiet! ☎ 2665 DANCE PARTNER WANTED Male dance partner over 30 need- ed for disco, hip-hop, etc. Prefer over 5’10” and African-American. Must have a great sense of humor and be drug-free. ☎ 2774 TAPE TRADERS Music fan looking for other music fans to trade legitimate bootlegs. No pirates, please. I’m building some variety, but need willing traders to help. Write to carskillci- ties@hotmail.com for my list. We’ll see what goes from there. CARPENTRY? Woman seeks apprenticeship with open-minded contractor hop- ing to have fun building up con- struction money and friendship together. Some construction train- ing at LCC already. ☎ 2673 FREE TRIAL Always Available 541-683-2999 MOST ★ LOCAL ★ WOMEN Eugene For your party of one or big party of fun! 24/7 MALES & FEMALES Find Your Local Number 1-800-2 10-10 10 FREE Trial ✆ Code 3220 344-7328 Desiree’s Escorts Without a doubt Eugene’s HOTTEST GIRLS! SEEKING HANDBALLER Tall slender clean male seeking female into handballing. You, me, each other? ☎ 2841 541.431.7065 TM 1-900-289-4444 $1.99/min 18+ www.LIVELINKS.com PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMEN PREFERRED www.desireesescorts.com\ MONOGAMOUS BiF Wanted. Why be loved by one, when you can be loved by two. Couple seeking BiF to enhance our lives. Can be a LTR. No heavy weights. ☎ 2825 Sweet and Discreet An eXX X Xperience you won’t forget! FULFILL MY HUSBAND I’m a MF who’d like to fulfill some of her husband’s fantasies. ISO loose women of any type, bi, gay, or bent men, preferably black, open to sug- gestions. ☎ 2779 W e n dy LOOKING for married minded responsible lov- ing single man 40+. I am Asian, 5’ 3”, 110 lbs. I enjoy traveling, fishing, and outdoors. Most of all quiet walks on the beach. ☎ 2768 MARRIED GUY Seeks boyfriend. Alternative late 40s Married WM seeks friend for fun. Alternative music, country fair, motorcycles, cigars are my likes. Yours? Have a place? Video? ☎ 2760 541.606.6102 FUN COUPLE SEEKS Fun Couple, late 40s seeks other fun couples for fun. ☎ 2759 NAUGHTY SWM 40s, very fit, very hung, look- ing for female or couple for very intense, private bedroom fun. In Florence area. Naughty is only a word. ☎ 2758 WHO’S YOUR DADDY? Tall, strong, intelligent, vital and passionate SWM, 47. Seeks attrac- tive, shapely young woman, 18-39, who needs to look to a strong man for advice and compassion. Let’s talk. ☎ 2731 VOYEUR CURIOUS Voyeur curious middle aged MM interested in exploring curiosity and communicating with other couples, females with similar interest. Limits respected. ☎ 2725 CURIOUS? BiMM 31 looking for Bi Married M or Married Bi F and M couples 18- 50. Must be STD free and discreet. Curious? Go for it, it’s a lot of fun. ☎ 2721 FRIENDLY FRIENDS SWM, 30, 5’9”, light red, hazel HWP ISO SM or SF 18-40 HWP for fun times. Walks, dinner, movies, fish- ing, and more! No strings attached, friendly friends for fun and intimacy. ☎ 2714 BORED With our G-rated friends. Seeking open-minded, fun loving friends. Age and looks unimportant. We enjoy hot tubing, adult book stores, country fair, swing dances, concerts and much more. Limits respected. ☎ 2704 ISO DOMINANT Woman, any age. I am 23, new at this, but eager to please and obey. ☎ 2661 RUSSIAN WOMEN See beautiful Russian women at www.DaRussianWife.com (Local agency). START DATING tonight! Have fun playing the Oregon dating game. Call 1-800- ROMANCE ext. 2276. Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meet- ings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate indi- viduals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. 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