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LTD’S FINEST Josh, I’ve had a crush on you for almost three years now. I love rid- ing your bus and I finally have to ask, are you taken? Your blonde admirer. ☎ 2716 AT KEYSTONE I am anxious to see you again. I should have gotten your number, but it slipped my mind. Make my spring a brilliant one and contact me somehow, Clair. ☎ 2715 TOWN CLUB Server with wildly beautiful curly hair. You brought me soup and our eyes locked. Your sexy voice haunts my dreams. ☎ 2713 BRIAN FROM PETCO Brian, at Petco on 4/13, you asked how I was and I quietly said good and looked away. You are so cute you make me shy! L. ☎ 2712 SAFEWAY SMILE Saw you at 18th Ave. Safeway multiple times. Balding fair skinned Irish bearded fellow. Does your smile mean what I think it does? Seem shy, me too, you melt me. ☎ 2710 I ENJOYED exchanging smiles with you, smooth-headed fellow with dark eyebrows in a small pickup. Or WAS it me you were looking at? I was the long-haired women get- ting gas at Blair on 4/12. Would you like to exchange verbal words with each other? ☎ 2708 HEY DREAD HEAD You’re awesome! Watched you with your yo-yo and love your hands. I’ve got a few tricks I bet you can handle. You’ve got a wild wicked laugh. Call me. ☎ 2707 MARINE NAM VET Alan D, in-country 1968, born NH with two daughters and stepson. I had 3 dreams about you, am con- cerned. Hope you want, able to contact. Your ex, Jody S. Same place. Love! ☎ 2703 STEELHEAD FRI. 4/9 Outdoor table 5:30-6:30. You: handsome, gray hair, sunglasses, blue shirt, with two or three friends. Me at the table next to yours: long haired brunette, light green blouse, jeans, with two girl friends. Are you available? ☎ 2702 SURF AND TURF Imagine steak and shrimp, and shrimp and steak, the only one for you shrimp is me steak and the only one for me steak is you shrimp. So happy together. ☎ 2699 YO-YO DUDE Damn boy, you’re like the Energizer frickin’ bunny, slow down so I can talk to you. I see you walking all over town, let me rock your world. ☎ 2668 AT JOHN HENRY’S Free pool on a Monday night. Me: Thirtyish redhead male with goat- ee. I wasted no time asking you to play pool. You beat me! ☎ 2664 VIDEO VIXEN West 11th Blockbuster Sat. evening, 4/4. Black nails, eyeliner, hair, back tattoo, great boots. Kicked myself all the way home for not acknowledging your exceptional beauty. Doing so now. ☎ 2662 I SAW YOU Almost trip on your way to the sidewalk. You thought I was the only one. If you weren’t so gor- geous and adorable I might have recognized you sooner. Single? Coffee? ☎ 2660 DEJA Gorgeous, yoga girl at Cozmic salsa night. Couldn’t take my eyes off you. I need a partner for the dance. We could get sweaty together. Please come back. Dave. ☎ 2659 DIRTBAG 4/1, 7 pm: Stole black Topeak rear rack off bike parked North of Vet’s Club. Distinctiveness, silver groove worn into main mounting tube. Reward. Beware. Revenge is sweet. ☎ 2657 BOWLING FOR ... Columbine. If you haven’t seen it, watch it. if you’ve watched it, see it again with others who haven’t — especially before voting. Truth speaks for itself. ☎ 2655 AT JERRY’S IN SPFLD You were eating lunch in front of Jerry’s at about 11:30 am Thursday 4/02. We made eye contact. You are very cute. Let’s get together and talk and . . . ☎ 2651 PRIVATE DANCER Craig I saw in my compost again and you didn’t stop in to let me spank you. Next stop by and bring Bigfoot. ☎ 2650 RAINBOW DAZE Gremlins laughing in the sun and under skies of night thru a rain- bow haze of celebrated days, with fire light and smiles bright, bathed in the magik of life, from all around and above remember always love. ☎ 2649 HAPPY B-DAY SWEET- IE For five years you’ve amazed me. You’ve taught me what friendship means. I’m thinking of you and sending you lots of love. Here is to many more years of making faces together. I.O.U. a Dead Guy Ale. DOLLY SISTER Hi. I sat with you awhile at Sweet Life the other day. I’m “taken,” so I guess I’m just flirting saying I can’t stop thinking about you. ☎ 2646 SHAWN23 Liked what I saw in the onion, not the carrot, or even the broccoli, the onion. Live in Eugene, fly spacecraft and gambol in nearby pastures. You?? ☎ 2645 ARIES SISYA The sweet, funny looks we traded in JP’s yoga class made my heart race. You’ve generously shared your beautiful, intense self with me since January. Thanks for being my Mr. Right. I love you, baby. Happy Birthday from your Irish Wench. YUKON JACKS I noticed you hanging around at the end of the bar. A couple of times you had on something with the “Spirits” logo on it. Very sexy in that. We danced at the Wine, Blues Festival on my birthday. You smiled a lot when I looked at you. Smile for me again. ☎ 2639 REI TEVA GUY Day after Thanksgiving sale at REI. I was with my mother trying on shoes and we talked about Tevas. Can’t forget your smile. Coffee? ☎ 2637 REDHEADED BEAUTY Walking on the beach. The day was wonderful. Good weather and better company. I’m hoping for more days like that, seal- watching or not. ☎ 2632 MISSING YOU DEARLY Please beautiful sons Jake Norton and Ryan Norton, your mom loves you no matter what. Please call home. I miss you very much. Lovingly, Alegria. JUST FROM CALI Wearing your Nintendo Hoodie looking for a job. You took my breath away when we talked at McDonalds. I’d love to see you again. ☎ 2600 HOT BUNNY ART DIVA Saw you pontificating, dazzling, fooling a group of art droolers last full moon. You are the cream in my coffee, the song in my heart. I love you, Bunny! ☎ 2598 OLD MAN DANCING John at Luna, your dancing 3/19 was graceful and a joy to watch. No need to apologize as far as this guest is concerned. Keep up the good work. ☎ 2586 WALDORF BENEFIT 3/20 You knocked over our horn play- er’s baritone saxophone and took off into the crowd! It needs repair, if you’re interested in making it right. ☎ 2585 MAN ON A BIKE 3/22, 18th and high. You: long haired blue eyed man. Me: dark haired girl in purple and black on sidewalk. Shared a smile. Wanna share more? ☎ 2577 MOVIES 12 3/21/04, 9:50pm. Cute blond carried your friend into the movie lobby. I was sitting around win- dow and will you carried me home? ☎ 2588 MOVIES 12 3/6/04, 10-10:30pm. You wear- ing red plaid shirt, rolled up jeans, combed hair high, and just cute overall. Me wearing a dark green t-shirt with Indian Chief smoking pipe. Are you Family? ☎ 2587 BORED With our G-rated friends. Seeking open-minded, fun loving friends. Age and looks unimportant. We enjoy hot tubing, adult book stores, country fair, swing dances, concerts and much more. Limits respected. ☎ 2704 K. DAVALOS Please contact M. Rolsson. APHRODITE goddess of love WAITING FOR YOU PRETTY PANTS Haven’t backed out on proposi- tion. Still hopeful on spending our lives together. Will give you all the space and support you need, as well as all my love. Happy 30th . Will love you always. ☎ 2697 THAI ME UP? 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