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See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. CAMPUS WAITER You waited on me (near cam- pus). Your smile melts my heart. I’m a guy, would enjoy spending time with you. Facial hair, buzz- cut, glasses. Interested? Next time, ask “Cranberry juice?” ☎ 1896 JB ELECTRICIAN Burrito Amigos on Coburg 1/16/04, I waved, you rolled down window and left before we talked. Me, blonde in beetle eating lunch. Like to meet for Coffee? ☎ 1890 NEW TO OREGON SWF, thirty-something, recent New England transplant, owns boards,skis, snowshoes. Seeks interesting male counterpart for conversation in snow covered Cascades woods. Free-heelers esp. encouraged, please be over 30. ☎ 1939 SOFTLINES GODDESS You: the cutest Target Team Member to ever sort through a box of boys undies. Me: leering ominously from behind a barri- cade of Purex. Meet sometime for sushi, a Wes Anderson movie, or ??? ☎ 1887 ATTRACTIVE SWF, 42, powerful mind, body, spirit. Recently introduced to Abraham Hicks. Seeks accessible intro- vert for warm, meaningful com- panionship, possible LTR. ☎ 1934 SEXY ROMA GUY You dropped your blue pen and I picked it up. You rocks my socks. ☎ 1885 SWF, 23 Loves Tom Waits, Harleys, ani- mals, sarcasm and cigarettes. ISO SM 22-32 with a job and a little free time. No arrogant cra- zies, drunks or drug addicts, please. ☎ 1928 LET’S WALK MY DOG! I love laughing, life, music, sports, movies and my dog. DWF, 28, curvy blond seeks employed SM, 26-34, for good times and great conversation. Go Ducks! ☎ 1919 LITTLE AGORAPHOBIC Mom, 42, needs weekday help mate with LTR in mind. Help get her life in shape, emotional sup- port while she cleans house, go for walks, talk out issues, heal- ing hands. ☎ 1918 EASYGOING MAN wanted. Honest, open, friendly, confident, music lover. NS, ND. For friend that is the same. 5’6”, slim, green eyes, 48 years young. Friend will choose. Friends first, then lovers, LTR. Matchmaker . ☎ 1916 JOYOUS SHARING Attractive WPF, 55 5’7”, 118 lbs, Cal-Texan, honest and sincere who loves to laugh, easygoing, positive. Loves ocean, music, dancing, Hult, concerts, haiku, working out, movies. ISO 50-60 man with laughing tender heart- eyes to share life. No smoking or drugs. Come out and Play! ☎ 1902 ESCAPE VELOCITY Bob, did I get your attention? Yes, pen pals would be nice, but you sent no address. I am a writing teacher, and want to write back to you. ☎ 1889 5’2” BLONDE Proportional 50s blonde. Loves music, travel, movies, conversa- tion, family. ISO NS male, 50s- 60s, who is playful, affection- ate, intelligent. Friends first, commitment second. ☎ 1807 MY GODDESS You are tall, beautiful, artistic, discriminating and whole, yet awaiting your male counterpart. I am tall, dark and handsome, with green eyes. I’m ready for you. ☎ 1921 ATTN: BOY TOYS 38, DWPF ISO men, 19-35, tall, Looking for long term intimate relationship. No games, no romantic love interest, just intense sex several times a month. ☎ 1806 DARE TO CALL Tall SBM seeks SWF, 40-57, who likes movies, picnics, dancing, HWP. If we were to get together, I would treat you the same way I treat my mom and two sis- ters... loving and caring. ☎ 1901 A UNIQUE LADY Intelligent, pretty, happy, funny, fit, independent, romantic SWF. Enjoys working out and the fine things life has to offer. Seeks intelligent, fit, fun, successful NS man, 45-65. ☎ 1799 MY IMPATIENCE compels me to write this down. Tired of fooln’ and messing around. Twenty eight years old, not overly bold. Right fit or not, you’ve got to be hot. ☎ 1894 EVOLVING and constantly creating. SWF, 28, loves yoga, dancing, live music, art and nature. Mother of 7 yo seeks SM who is passion- ate, honest, open, creative, sin- gle dad? ☎ 1792 REAL AND READY SWF, 29, healthy, attractive, down to earth, nurturing, love to smile and laugh, garden, travel, and enjoy the sunshine. ISO LTR with stable, liberal man, 27-37, with similar inter- ests. ☎ 1787 43, VERY SINGLE Ruth from the Philippines, 43 years old, very single, not been married, loves cooking, house- hold chores and tending dogs. ☎ 1884 AVID TELEMARK/CC SKI Sweetie, best-friend with time, energy, resources for play (ski- ing, backpacking, road-cycling, sharing baths, laughter, food, feelings) with sensual, fit, cute, slender, outgoing cat-lover, 41, finds spirituality outdoors. You cook also? Hold me back! ☎ 1883 HOT VEGAN Hot vegan, green activist seeks hot vegan male, 30-45. ☎ 1878 OPEN TO meeting single males, 35-45, who are real and honest. Quiet sunny days in the park or an evening walk on the beach sound good to you too? ☎ 1872 A WOMAN UNLIKE any other. Lovely dark waist length hair. Highly intelligent, self-employed. Young, beautiful, seeking romance, adventure, love. Only the exceptional need apply. Age irrelevant. ☎ 1813 DIRTY OLD MAN Now that I’ve got your atten- tion, ISO mature, active, curi- ous, honest, loyal, bright, humanistic, affectionate, NS. Me, type B. Most of the above, most things negotiable. Florence. ☎ 1940 WOMEN IN NEED 38 DWPM, tall, good looking, ISO women 30-60. Looking for long-term intimate relationship. No games, no love interest, just intense, pleasurable sex sever- al times a month. ☎ 1929 64 YO MALE Looking for F who likes fishing, crabbing, going for rides, and eating out. Cheshire area. Also yard sales. ☎ 1926 COMPASSION SWM 43, HWP, fair complexion, outgoing, initiative, enjoys out- doors, bicycling, hiking, beach, romantic times, good times or family times. Seeking someone with no games. Friendship first, possibly more? ☎ 1925 SEEKING OLDER TOP MWM, Bi. Orally Bi, seeking an older top, 55+. Race and looks unimportant. Let’s be friends and play. Younger top consid- ered. ☎ 1893 SNOWBOARD PARTNER Fun, fit, 27 yo snow boarder looking for adventurous and stimulating intermediate to advanced women ages 21-40, for skiing-snow boarding trips. Friends and ??!! a plus. ☎ 1891 HANDSOME Devil for Devlin. 33 yo hand- some devil seekn bottom smackin loud yelpin hair pullin puddles o sweaten nail scaaar- rin teeth grindn loud knockin uppn n downnen screamin n yellen goooood tiiiimme. ☎ 1888 HULT, HARLEY’S AND KILTS 59 retired, WDM, NS, ND, No drugs, freelance writer, “biker,” and open minded multifaceted individual seeking same in a mature independent thinking, adventure-sly open minded women. ☎ 1886 SINGLE MAN from the Philippines, 25 years of age, loving, sincere man from the Philippines, looking for a single woman, loving. Third year Agriculture student of Silliman University. ☎ 1882 NATURE, hiking, bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou . General adventuring indoors and outdoors. SWPM highly educated, quirky sense of humor. ISO, 30’s, educated, SPF. NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 1879 EASY GOING DWM, 44, 5’9”, 190 lbs, NS, ND, Light drinker. Enjoy bowling, pool, walks, beach, traveling, dinner, movies, dancing. Kids fine. ISO female 30-50 for friends or LTR. Write Blind Box “Easy Going” ✍ ☎ 1868 HEAVY WOMAN WANTED Handsome, fun, WM, 44, NS. ISO overweight woman for mutually fulfilling intimacy. Age, race unimportant. ☎ 1866 NICE GUY DWM, 55 yo, outgoing, humor- ous, enjoys the beauty of Oregon. Would like to meet car- ing, affectionate woman who has heart of gold and good per- sonality for this 6’1” guy. ☎ 1865 RIGHT WING MYSTIC Follower of Maha Rushi. Passionate conservative. My compatibility priorities are: Conversation, chemistry, chil- dren (my 3 teens) and Christianity. Interests include: Guitar, collecting LP’s, walks, potlucks and movies. SWChPM, 52, 5’10”. ☎ 1816 BIG TEDDY Bear seeks bear keeper. WM, 43. Handsome, bald, clean- shaven, 5’10”, 210 lb. Enjoys working out, cuddling by fire. Seeks older, sultry, romantic female, 55+ for long term sex- ual relationship. ☎ 1812 COUNTRY HOME That needs a woman’s touch. DWM, 52, 5’7”, HWP. Blue eyes. Financially secure, good guy. ISO SDWF who is moderate AND down to earth. ☎ 1811 BASIC GUY Honest, loyal, passionate, secure, no couch potato, jock, party animal. Like: Music, read- ing, photo, road trips, going out, cooking, shopping, talking with you. DWM, 60, 5’8”, 185, grey, blue. Eugene. ☎ 1805 HOPING You’re somewhat tall, eccentric, middle-aged eyes meet mine. We’re comfortable with each other’s looks, poetic words, lit- erature, music, wardrobes, bathrooms and bedrooms. Our seasoned smiles imagine mak- ing music together. ☎ 1804 NATURAL MAN SWM, 42, HWP, young at heart, loves the outdoors, rafting, ski- ing, hiking, camping. Fun loving with a heart of gold. Seeking SF, 22-45. Friends first. Can you keep up? ☎ 1803 OPEN-MINDED? 50 yo, white collar, cross-dress- ing male seeks single female, 30-60. I work as a man, but cook, clean (that’s right!), run errands and attend some social functions as a woman. ☎ 1802 HEY ALL The fun. I’m 42, 5’9”, 170 lbs, lean, firm build. Love positive vibes. Love to help people, P.S. sister under (I saw you) I’m the 5th street bike boy. Call me, Past box 1374. ☎ 1801 MOUNTAIN SMILES Ocean sunset dances, SWM, 53 yo, 5’9”, happy, attractive. Our passions: fitness, travel, out- doors, arts, healthy sexually, spiritual growth. ISO: SWF, HWP, NS, ND, young heart, 40- 55, LTR? ☎ 1800 AFFAIR Flirt away Winter gray. Live to the fullest. Enjoy rhythmic rap- ture, long kisses. I am DWM, 53, fit, warm gentle hands, dis- creet. Meet for coffee. I will bring chocolate. ☎ 1796 SWM, 47 Educated, well traveled, hard working, emotionally intelligent, seeks shared heart space with an enthusiastic open heart to the world. NA, ND, NS, partner. ☎ 1793 HANDSOME MAN 48. ISO affair with a beautiful Eugene housewife with time on her hands. You’re 25-45, HWP, sexy with strong libido. All limits respected. Talk first. ☎ 1791 KITTY THERAPY Will address unique issues of problem kitties, individually or in pairs. Shyness, sharing, con- trol, other. Will guide kitties with appropriate discipline and rewards while exploring their openness. Safe exciting encoun- ters. ☎ 1784 A DREAMER BY HEART Any lovely ladies out there want to meet this dreamer 18th angel? You’re gonna be intrigued by this hot momma!!In Spfd. DREMIR. ☎ 1923 CUM PLAY WITH US MWC seeking a Bi F for three- some fun. Experience the pas- sion and fun. Age and race unimportant, attitude is. No males. ☎ 1898 BEACHBUM looking for LTR and friendship. 42 and outgoing. Pet lover look- ing for miss right. Walks on the beach and bingo are my idea of fun. ☎ 1869 ALWAYS READY Work hard, play harder. SWM, 40s seeks sexy, attractive, affectionate, fit, funny, sponta- neous, explorer, sexual equal, lover for hiking, camping, snow- water sports, ocean, dunes, movies, outdoors. Can you hang?! ☎ 1789 DEAF MEN DON’T get to be loved. Santa can’t even get a date in this town because all the women are self centered and cold hearted. Happy birthday TOO ME! ☎ 1785 SOON TO BE 50 yo WPM TV ISO M, or domi- nant F into role reversal, or both, for my birthday gift to me. Come be my fantasy. First time. ☎ 1859 SEEKING OPEN, unique person to listen to really, really good house, drum and bass, techno, trance, ambient, trip hop and other really cool electronic music. ☎ 1782 I’M A good looking and handsome man with a BSC degree in Accountancy. However, a Christian minded is needed into my life, honest and transparent should be the watch word. ☎ 1817 LEATHER, BONDAGE and S/M. I’m seeking a submis- sive female who wants to explore restraints, mild S/M, vibrators, toys, kinky and nor- mal sex. I’m nice looking, finan- cially independent, creative, experienced, safe and gentle. You: cute, healthy, no children, nice figure. Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. Include phone number, no email addresses please. ☎ 1632 GREEN EARTH GOD- DESS Your tantric magic worked again. Lovin’ you more and more sweet soul sistah. Lets go ride naked in the moon’s glow. ☎ 1941 UO LIBRARY You: head in hands. Messy sandy blond hair. So super cute. Me: at computer opposite yours with moss colored coat. Could I buy you a coffee in a stress free zone? ☎ 1938 VETERINARY GODDESS You: callipygian technician. Me: awestruck. Thanks for curving my linear mind. Let’s get mar- ried and travel the world! Happy Birthday! ☎ 1936 JULIE W. Tired of running yet? How’s the kids? Quit giving in to yourself. Forget the losers. Don’t be afraid. You can do it. From a real friend. Daren. ☎ 1935 HEY SARAH! I saw you at John Henry’s ‘80s Night on Jan 24th. Meet me there again this Sat., 1/31 at midnight? No romance, I prom- ise. ☎ 1933 MICHAEL’S FABRIC on 12/13. In yarn section. Me: large fellow, goatee, gray sweatshirt. You: girl with dark curly hair, black shirt. Your grace was beautiful and your spirit filled me. God bless! ☎ 1927 I SAW YOU BY my hospital bed: chair and rob dog. Thanx for letting me be such a whiner. I owe you. Love yall, bootie call. ☎ 1924 TYE DYED SHIRT Saw you at the unemployment office, 1/9/04. Came and sat down by me. Is your name Stewart? Lost your phone num- ber. ☎ 1922 MATTHEW RUNDE I’d punch him in the stomach all over again if you asked. I saw you two months ago ... I’ll see you again in less than a month. Yeah! Kisses, Effluvia. ☎ 1920 TO KYLE FROM ZHEN I figure this is my last shot to try to get hold of you. If you see my bald head sister Amber on the bus ask for my email. ☎ 1917 BEAUTIFUL YOU So happy you are you- Happy Birthday glittery, furry, fun god- dess. I love you more than Dil Buns. Squishes to you on your special day. ☎ 1942 CINDERELLA in my mind your eyes are all I see- what can I do? The bottle of chanel is my only glass slip- per. ☎ 1899 LEGAL BRIEFS You at Busters: flirty auburn haired 2L with pink briefs under your somewhat short skirt. Me: One of the 25% of substance abusers too drunk to speak to you. ☎ 1881 7-11, 18TH AND CHAMBERS 1/15 you had on a purple shirt, I had the mohawk. I wanted to ask for your number but didn’t know if you swung my way. ☎ 1876 SHAMROCK BOY I saw you, beautiful flower delivery boy. I just love those green eyes of yours, K. ☎ 1871 RAISIN BOY I saw you last night before sleeping, and again when I woke up this morning. You still make me grunt after all these years. Love, the girl with sun- flower eyes. ☎ 1870 HEY ENGLAND Hey it’s me “Tex”... I have no reason to assume anything so don’t take this badly if your not interested. Would you like to go out for dinner with me some- time? ☎ 1864 BORDERS 12/23 OR 24 Me, 5’7”, brown, blue. Bad hair day, distracted, talking to my mom. You, very tall, very good looking, suggested book on cars for my sister and vanished. Meet for drinks or? ☎ 1863 ANNIE Thanks for saving her when she fell on the ice. Wish I could have thanked you with a hug and some kisses. UR beautiful. Paradiso? Tuesday, 7:30pm. ☎ 1862 AMAL FROM SUDAN I told you I would write I love you. You are so beautiful and breath taking. Come ride with me? ☎ 1861 KASEY AT GATEWAY You are so hot, you know I want you even though I can’t say it. Come take me, I’m yours. ☎ 1860 KRIS D. Evergreen goddess. Thank you for holding my hand in the dark. You will not be forgotten. ☎ 1858 MR. SPANKY You, early 20’s shaved head porn store clerk. Me: Italian bowling alley worker. Your girth makes me quiver. I want those hands on my ass. Spank me? ☎ 1819 I SAW YOU AT the unemployment office 01/09/04. You were in white sweater, blue jeans, on phone, with mom sItting next to you. WOW!! You’re hot! Attached? ☎ 1818 Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge address- es. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 JANUARY 29, 2004
