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H O T Ta T a l l k k 1 - 8 8 8 - 5 1 5 - 1 9 1 9 8 9 ¢ /Min. 1-900-255-1212 $2.49/Min. 18+ CAMPUS WAITER You waited on me (near campus). Your smile melts my heart. I’m a guy, would enjoy spending time with you. Facial hair, buzzcut, glasses. Interested? Next time, ask “Cranberry juice?” ☎ 1896 JB ELECTRICIAN Burrito Amigos on Coburg 1/16/04, I waved, you rolled down window and left before we talked. Me, blonde in beetle eating lunch. Like to meet for Coffee? ☎ 1890 SOFTLINES GODDESS You: the cutest Target Team Member to ever sort through a box of boys undies. Me: leering ominously from behind a barri- cade of Purex. Meet sometime for sushi, a Wes Anderson movie, or ??? ☎ 1887 SEXY ROMA GUY You dropped your blue pen and I picked it up. You rocks my socks. ☎ 1885 LEGAL BRIEFS You at Busters: flirty auburn haired 2L with pink briefs under your somewhat short skirt. 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