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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 24 Announcements FICTION CRITIQUE group. New group forming to meet every other Thurs eve. Limit 6 people. Call Kelli, 344-4598. FREE Come To Your Senses For A Couple of Hours Energy play to expand your connection to the world around you with Jan Meredith and Linda Leanne Sunday, January 25 4 to 6 pm Tsunami Books FREE GRANTS. Never repay. Results guaranteed. $500 to $50,000. Homes, repairs, educa- tion, business, emergencies, non- profits, writers. Live operators, 9am-9pm. 1-800-613-5447. Ext. 9020. (AAN CAN) PORTLAND BATTLE OF THE KNOBS! 2/11/04 8 pm - Holocene: 1001 Se Morrison, PDX. $5, 21+. Electronic musicians battle using synths, sam- plers, laptops and more to beat all comers and win $300! Sets by: RRine, Deceptikon, Glomm, RadiumZ, ML, Monkey+1, Suff-X and many more! Page 28 Page 29 Classes Lost & Found Pets ART CLASSES start this week! Youth, Teen, Adult. All media. Call Maude Kerns Art Center, 345- 1571, to register. DARKROOM RENTAL and instruction. Sign up for evening classes at ArtLab. Quality equip- ment, clean facilities, and reason- able rates. Call 485-9220. 865 Conger #18. F-M, 11-9. FIGURE PHOTOGRAPHY Class, Digital and Film, at Maude Kerns Art Center. Fridays 7-9 pm. Starting Jan. 23rd for 8 weeks. 541-345-1571. FRIT PAINTING tile class start- ing Feb 4 at Donahue Design glass art studio. 4 sessions. $135. 688-5823. LEARN HERBALISM! Fun sea- weed trip, intro, intermed. cours- es. Free brochure. 541-344-7534 or givingtree@earthlink.net LOST: SMALL gray and black stripped cat. He has a bob tail and green eyes. Responds to Alize or Mr. He was lost at Church Hill Village on Jan 17. Amy, 221-3509. NEUTERED MALE Dog. About 1 year old. Lab, Pit Bull or Shepard mix. Reddish, yellow color. Found in Fir Butte area. 461-2411. Call to identify. FOUND. MOUSER tabby male. 3 yrs, neutered, healthy. Independent stray, NDS. Home, barn, farm. Our home already full. 747-9802. Legal Notices NOTICE OF Public Auction. Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four Corners Self Storage will hold a silent auction, February 15, 2004, by the unit, sealed bids, from 12 pm to 2 pm, for unit B26, David Andrews. Unit contains personal property and a 1982 Chevy Cavalier Wagon, plate #UVQ995, title #0209331563. Vehicle and private property will be auctioned separately at 599 Hwy 99 N., Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at (541) 689-5115. Wanted COOL PERSON with medical marijuana card needs small space and help. Billy, 343-5436. WE WANT MINORITY WRIT- ERS:The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by alterna- tive papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing pro- gram at Northwestern University’s Medical School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program (June 20 - August 15, 2004) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus hous- ing and travel allowances. For information visit the Web site at www.medill.northwestern.edu/aaj WYMPROV! LOOKING for couples to interview for Valentine’s Day show. Free admis- sion to show. info@wymprov.com or 345-2067. Adoption/Family Services *A BABY IS OUR DREAM* Help a loving, secure, close-knit family unconditionally love your baby. Expenses paid. Annie, 1- 800-562-7393. ADOPTION: LOVING couple wishes to give newborn happy, secure home and family. Expenses paid. Legal, confidential. Let us help you through this difficult time. Zoë and Tom, 1-800-838-5359. PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) Help Wanted EVENT COORDINATOR required to host singles events. Make great money. Free training. Apply online at www.yourchoice- dating.com Page 29 Page 30 ART-CRAFT INSTRUCTORS. The EMU Craft Center at the University of Oregon is accepting applications-proposals from artists and crafts persons to teach classes, workshops in a variety of visual arts media. We are specially interested in explor- ing innovative, dynamic, and unusual new ideas and tech- niques. Experience teaching adults is helpful. For more infor- mation and application proce- dures, please call 346-4361. MOVIE EXTRAS. Actors, Models needed for local productions. All looks/ages/types. No exp. required. Earn up to $250+/day. Call 800-284-1419. (AAN CAN) WATCH IT GROW! Expand your business by advertising in Eugene Weekly classifieds! Call 484-0519. OSU students or grads in Corvallis wanted for EW intern- ships in marketing, advertising, circulation, editorial. Contact bills@eugeneweekly.com or edi- tor@eugeneweekly.com BREAKAWAY. Excellent oppor- tunity for a caring, congenial, self- motivated, in-shape person to care for middle-aged male quad. Must be mobile, into cooking and housekeeping. Some lifting involved. Five 16-hour shifts avail- able at $8.90/hour. Must have ODL. Send resume to Eugene Weekly. Attention: Blind Box “Breakaway” EARN OVER $20/hr. Need friendly people. Work with Fiscal Tax Co, an industry leader for over 20 years. Visit: www.taxesany- time.com for details. (AAN CAN) DISTRIBUTION DRIVER WANTED Eugene Weekly seeks a distribution driver to deliver the Willamette Valley’s best paper to a news-starved community. Expect applicants to be reliable, punctual, professional, courteous, and a desire to help us grow. Must possess a clean driving record, current valid insurance and driv- ers license, and a reliable vehicle. Prefer driver to have a truck with canopy or van. To apply, please fax or mail resume and cover letter to: Eugene Weekly Circulation Department 1251 Lincoln, Eugene, OR 97401. Fax 541-484-4044. WORK WITH Sierra Club. $225- $500/wk. Protect Oregon’s Forests. Stop air and water pollu- tion. Make a difference. Join the nation’s largest grassroots public interest organization to protect our environment, public health, human rights, and democracy. Career opportunities, benefits available. Downtown Eugene. 18+. Call Otis, 541-686-2771. CARETAKER-HANDYPER- SON to live on beautiful organic land 15 min from Eugene. Do grounds, building maintenance in exchange for rent + possible hourly. 8-16 hours/week. No dogs, no smoking. 342-5027. RECOVERY HOUSE manager. Room and stipend. Woman pre- ferred. Recovery and or counsel- ing experience a plus. Colin, 345- 2823 (correction noted). ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK 1 Give or take 6 Butt into 9 Boot attachment 13 Epithet from the vil- lain 15 How some actors work 17 Genetic sequences 18 Crowning achieve- ment 19 Scrutinizing quality 21 Wrap in the kitchen 22 Part of U.A.E. 23 Exam that largely measures reasoning skills: abbr. 27 Show for Murray and Myers 28 Authority to make decisions 30 Lighter fluid 32 20%, maybe 34 Fetal position? 37 Puget, for one 38 Reporter's quality 41 Party invitation blank 43 Woman of the haus 44 Ride 46 Disney head 24 JANUARY 22, 2004 Down 1 Part of RAM 2 Like a dinghy 3 Neatnik's forte 4 The States, casually 5 Parts of woodworking joints 6 "Three's Company" surname 7 Hill who went to Capitol Hill 8 Not Rush Limbaugh's favorite quarterback 9 Like a girl in a Journey song 10 Musclehead's muscle 11 It starts with "http" 12 ___ Dawn Chong 14 Armenia, once: abbr. 16 Singer DiFranco 20 Worker's perk FLORENCE DISTRIBUTION Driver wanted. Eugene Weekly seeks a distribution driver to deliver the Willamette Valley’s best paper to a news-starved community. Expect applicants to be reliable, punctual, profession- al, courteous, and a desire to help us grow. Must possess a clean driving record, current valid insur- ance and drivers license, and a reliable vehicle. Prefer driver to have a truck with canopy or van. To apply, please fax or mail resume and cover letter to: Eugene Weekly Circulation Department, 1251 Lincoln, Eugene, OR 97401. Fax 541-484- 4044. HOT JOBS!! Entry-level man- agement. No experience neces- sary. $350/week start. 15 posi- tions open. Call Carl 541-345- 5937. ACTORS AND actresses need- ed. Adult theme, no full nudity or porn. Serious actors only. Must be at least 19 yo. Older actors wel- come. Send resume and headshot to delcinnia2000@yahoo.com EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only). BOX OFFICE volunteers needed for Lord Leebrick Theatre Company. Receive tickets in return. Info: Call Mary, 342-7334. Career Training CAREER POSITIONS. $12- $48/hr. Full benefits, paid training on homeland security, law enforcement, wildlife, clerical, administrative and more. 1-800- 320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN) BARTENDER TRAINEES Wanted! No experience neces- sary! Have fun and make up to $250 per shift! Local positions available now! Call 1-800-514- 0227, ext. 201. (AAN CAN) EBAY OPPORTUNITY! $11- $33/hr. possible. Training provid- ed. No experience required. For more information Call 1-866-621- 2384, ext. 7171. (AAN CAN) WILDERNESS CAMP coun- selor. Challenge yourself, learn and grow while helping at risk youth turn their lives around. Make friends, make a difference. Year-round residential positions, free room, board. Details online: www.eckerd.org. Or send resume: Career Advisor/AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, PO Box 7450, Clearwater, FL 33758. EOE. (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS. $200- $600/day. All looks, ages, types. No experience required. TV, com- mercials, music videos, film. Work with the best. 1-800-260-3949, ext. 3560. (AAN CAN) inside/outside janitorial “Use Your Head” – ways people do. 48 "Scrubs" network 50 What braces may eliminate 52 Gas station seen in Canada 53 Name in golf shirts 56 Sponge made by 3M 58 Quality that may keep a broadcaster from working in TV 61 Best New Artist Grammy winner of 2000 64 Get the sleeping bag ready 65 Vodka and lemonade drink 66 Maurice Gibb, e.g. 67 Bouquet part 68 Wind dir. 69 Half-___ job Page 30 Volunteer Opportunities By Matt Jones Across Page 30 24 Ballpark meals in a bun 25 Clothier Taylor 26 Time traveler of 1989 29 Shock partner 31 Exploit 33 It may have a cheesy soundtrack 35 Fez's country: abbr. 36 He refused an Oscar 39 "What did I tell you?" 40 Worn-down pencil 41 Elfin 42 The dude's 45 Sea fed by the Jordan 47 Kitchen gadgets 49 Pupil's neighbor 51 Threw in money together 54 Part of a gazillion? 55 Old enough 57 Gives a toss 59 Alien in ads 60 Liniment 61 Workout target, often 62 Instinct source 63 Suffix meaning "little one" ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1- 800-655-6548. Reference puz- zle #134 O FFICES •S CHOOLS •M EDICAL •M AINTENANCE V ACANT AND C ONSTRUCTION C LEANUPS 345-7749 Nude Recreation Secure Recreational Facility covered pool, tennis, camping, volleyball, hot tub, sauna available 24 hours a day. A Family Nudist Park Call (541) 933-2809 www.efn.org/~willies Affiliated with American Association for Nude Recreation MEDIC FIRST AID International TALENT SEARCH Saturday, January 24th 10:00 AM to 3:30 PM Valley River INN Columbia Room No cost, open casting audition for persons 18 years of age and above. Ethnically diverse talent encouraged to attend. No previ- ous acting experience needed. Are you interested in being paid talent in our training videos? To reserve audition time call MEDIC FIRST AID at 344-7099 Ask for Dale Jestice (audition day call 731-6113)