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I don’t want to push you around in your declining years. Let’s play now! ☎ 1196 NEED AN ESCORT 30s, attractive, GWM. Visits Eugene monthly. Needs, 21-30, HWP escort for dinner and other social activities. Strictly profes- sional and discreet. Minorities welcome. ☎ 1090 CUTE 50 yo. SWF, spontaneous, ener- getic, outgoing, music and nature loving. Liberal pagan with positive attitude seeks educated male with similar qualities. NS or white drugs, no addictions. ☎ 1191 52 YO, SWF Blond, blue, HWP, liberal, opti- mistic, physical, attractive, loyal, compassionate, coast dweller, pas- sionate about wilderness, simple lifestyle, art, music, healthy sexual- ity. Looking for SWM, 40-55, fit, physical, affectionate, spiritual, similar interests, young heart. NS, ND. Friends first, LTR possible. ☎ 1185 FRIENDLY AND CUDDLY SWF- 40, attractive, athletic, pro- fessional. Likes dining, music, out- doors, walks, romance and cud- dling. ISO- WM, midage, athletic. Would like to meet you. ☎ 1172 FUN, HONEST, silly woman, tired of not being appreciated. 23 years-old with a flexible age limit. Want someone who’s interested in a little more than tossing around the bed- sheets. ☎ 1153 SINGLE NURSE Petite, dark-haired, energetic, R.N. Looking for someone to enjoy life’s finest. Intelligence, good sense of humor, and honesty a must. ☎ 1150 EX CA LADY 5’5.5”, HWP, honest, loving, attrac- tive, 50-ish. Looking for honest, loving man that is financially secure, 51-62, who likes dining, movies, dancing, rides, talks, etc. Possible LTR. ☎ 1145 CEREBRAL COWBOY Handyman in every sense of the word. Attractive, 40s, irreverent, and amusing seeks NS independ- ent thinker that is loyal, whimsical, sharing, charming, light wine drinker to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. ☎ 1137 ME: KLUTZY AMAZON brazen, brainy, bawdy. 50s, fit, and irresistible. You: 40-60, 6 ft+, employed wily warrior, prone to getting wildly passionate in the face of unimaginable silliness. Yes! ☎ 1130 NEW FLAVOR IN TOWN Attractive BF would like to meet attractive males for conversation. ISO someone who would like to show me the fun side of this area. 30-45 yo, mature and open-mind- ed. ☎ 1092 ISO SOULMATE DWPF, 52, young at heart. ISO LTR with tall, honest man with great sense of humor. Walks, music, dancing, the coast, movies, hugs and romance. No Republicans, NS. ☎ 1085 SEEKING A NICE GUY Me: 53, educated, employed, good- shaped. Seeking easygoing, nice man. ☎ 1079 SINGLE MOM, 41 No black balloons just verve, nerve and curves. ISO single dad to meet life head on with energy, honesty, humor, loyalty and balance. Indoor, outdoor. School age kid. HWP. ☎ 1071 SF, 50s, 5’3”, good shape, educated, sleek and easygoing. Considerate man for LTR. ☎ 1056 ALL THE WAY I don’t like: raccoons, potatoes, people who take themselves too seriously. I like: foamy lattes, way- hadding wine, dogs, you, if you’re dorky, hilarious, look like Juan Carlos Ferrero. ☎ 1004 TALL OR Me: attractive, fit, sensual, 47, no kids. ISO: lover, smart, considerate and warm. 29-55. Very light to no drinking. No tobacco. Music lovin. Open to emotional intimacy. Not really into marriage. Dancin fool. Bizarre public offerings. ☎ 1003 EUGENE GROWN since 1964. I want someone to grow old with. I’m 42 yrs young, brown hair, brown eyes, a volup- tuous 5’2”. Seeking a distin- guished, old-fashioned, educated male, 40+, 5’7”+, 190 to 200+ lbs. ☎ 1002 BIG CUDDLY TEDDY bears. These bears are older (40s- 50s) though playful, and still like to mate. Maybe share a cave, certain- ly love and loyalty. Let’s team up before our hibernation time comes. Grrrrrr, Lick. ☎ 1001 FUN PROFESSIONAL Work hard and play hard. DWF, young 44, seeks intelligent, fun- loving male for travel, theater, dancing, concerts, watching foot- ball, good conversation, etc. Lets see if we click. ☎ 9996 SEEKING BESTFRIEND DWF, 51, 5’3”. Likes movies, dining out, TV, hanging, touching, dancing, computers, hot tub, people. Not sports-minded. Seek stable, hon- est, funny, open-minded, consider- ate, communicative, D/SWM, 41- 59, ☎ 1009 RECOVERING ROMANCE WF. Wiley, stable, resourceful, mind/body active, artistic, leftist (not pc), independent. Iconoclast seeks sturdy emotionally mature fella, 45-55. 12-stepper, awe- some! Random happiness possi- ble. ☎ 1170 SMELL THE FLOWERS SJF, 40’s, educator, creative, energetic, loves gardening, hik- ing, exploring, traveling, kids, dogs, reading, bijou movies. Seeks communicative, compas- sionate man with sense of humor who knows to stop and smell the flowers. ☎ 1012 SWF, 51. 5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling, concerts, museums, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWM, 5’9”+, NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎ 1021 SWM, 51, FIT, vegetarian seeks F, 38 to 50, for friendship, maybe LTR. Please have healthy, HWP body. Be active, cre- ative, intentional, playful, and have an evolving spirit, with a curious mind. ☎ 1139 STARSEED MALE seeks female. The night sky is my ocean, the stars my current, your love my tiller, by your thoughts I navigate, I will find you. ☎ 1197 SWM, 45 Seeking LTR. Have nice home, good job, and lots of love and affection to give. If you want a good man here I am. Give love a chance. ☎ 1195 TRAVELING, NEW experiences. Dancing, attractive, cheerful, independent, successful, SWM. Passion for fitness, travel, pillow talk, arts, exploring life, out- doors, your smile. ISO SWF, 40-50, NS, happy, sincere, spiritual, and sassy. LTR? ☎ 1189 SEEKING CUTE kinky female. You: submissive, sin- gle, no children, nice figure, inter- ested in learning about leather restraints, spanking, pain-pleasure (mostly pleasure) and related kinks. Me: SWM, financially stable, attrac- tive, safe, experienced, good kisser. Interested? Reply with phone to: “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 1188 PASSION FOR LIFE Athletic, outdoorsy, fit, 6’, SWM, 30 yo graduate student, free spirit. Into literature, art, music. Seeks active, attractive woman, 18-40, for outdoor adventures, dinners, drinks, thoughtful conversations, friendship and non-committed pleasure. ☎ 1171 GREAT OUTDOORS? Communicative, organic, able, wise man, seeks healthy, fit, joyful, 24-34, F. For adventure in nature, rural liv- ing, self sufficiency, home and fami- ly. NS, Vegan, good morals, Christian values please. ☎ 1155 SWM SEEKS SBF SWM, 44, 5’11”, 195 lbs, seeks SBF to enjoy life with. Camping, motor- cycling, occasional partying, quiet evenings alone snuggled up listen- ing to smooth jazz, movies, etc. Friendship with LTR possible. ☎ 1149 PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. NEANDERTHAL MAN Take you to my cave. Use my big club. You cook, clean, take care of cave. Take care of your man. SWM, 40, 5’ 1”, 170 lbs. Call now. ☎ 1141 HAPPY, HEALTHY Vibrant SWM, 35, intelligent, self aware, very kind, affectionate, liber- al. Into health food, fresh juice, cooking, cleaning, and gardening. ISO younger, natural woman for passionate lifelong love affair. NS. ☎ 1138 IF YOU’RE? Single, attractive, athletic, secure, independent, adventurous, outgo- ing, spontaneous, loving, patient, dog friendly, between 25-40, like to travel, and looking for a swell guy then box me. Just do it. ☎ 1148 VOLUPTUOUS LADY DWM, 57, 5’10”, 220 lbs. Husky build. Low key, b type personality. Even tempered, nonviolent. Educated and outdoor oriented. ISO female, 42-58, NS, attractive with voluptuous figure for exploring common interests. LTR, casual rela- tionship. ☎ 1146 NICE GUY I am a healthy, fit, financially secure and sincere man with a good sense of humor. I am a former teacher who is still working to improve edu- cation for low-income kids. I like to hike, go to movies, and have good conversation. I am seeking compa- ny of a woman born in the 1940’s or early 50’s, who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal, comfort- able with range of people, and interested in companionship and fun including walks, dancing, movies, and good conversation about a variety of topics. ☎ 1190 ME: ROMANTIC Great catch, DWM, mid 40s. ISO a clean, romantic, NS, mid 40s, straight-up woman to share friend- ship, romance, travel, and more. ☎ 1134 ARE YOU HOT AND 40? If so, help out young stud boy with his fantasy. No strings, just me and you on the smooth ride. I can’t wait. ☎ 1132 METAL GODDESS? Punk rock hottie!? Cute long-haired boy (non-hippie). “Booty freak” ISO horny females, 18-30, who like rockin’ out, herbs, whiskey, and other brainless adult fun. ☎ 1131 POST RENAISSANCE MAN Handsome, fit, witty, educated, artistic, romantic, honest, sponta- neous, adventurous, communica- tive, SWM, 55. ISO slender and fit 40-50 yo princess with same val- ues. Friendship first, always love, respect, loyalty and fun times shared. ☎ 1128 THERE’S NO CATCH except me: boyish, 31 yo, new to Eugene, highly educated, profes- sional, athletic, well-traveled adventurer, poet, musician, and excellent speller, who likes hiking, theater, semicolons, koalas, cook- ing, and whimsy. ☎ 1122 NEW TO THE SCENE I’m 6’1”, 150 lbs, and in great shape. I have brown hair and eyes. I’m looking for someone between 18-25. I aim high to please. Don’t delay, call today! ☎ 1118 FACETED Single dad, artistic, demanding, appreciative, thoughtful, stylistic, objectivist, megalomaniac. Seeking partner in crime for movies, debauchery, feasting, seclusion, walking, hypercritical societal stud- ies. Must hold conversion and beliefs highly. 24-35. ☎ 1117 LOST ITALIAN 30 yrs young and looking for a woman to spend time with or just get to know. I’m funny, outgoing, smart, and love the outdoors. Ask me anything. ☎ 1089 SOULMATE SEEKER! Sensational guy, 40s, intelligent, educated, own business, newager, nonsmoker, nice looking, athletic, desires soulmate. Is it you? ☎ 1083 STILL SEARCHING SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy type. ISO, SWF, 35-48, stable, attractive for LTR. Friends first. NS, LD OK. ☎ 1082 ROMANTIC GENTLEMAN Attractive, honest and romantic 28- year-old male. ISO an attractive lov- ing and romantic female, 23-36, who is ready to meet that special someone for a possible LTR. ☎ 1081 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT Designer/builder, pleasant looking, 50s, triathlete, well read, travelled and financially secure, cook, garden- er and naturalist. ISO someone who enjoys quiet conversation and out- door recreation. Fitness and a sense of humor helps. Write Blindbox, “BODY, MIND”. ✍ ☎ 1077 DWM, 60 Attractive, 5’8”, 190 lbs., gray/blue, ND, NS. Casual “basic guy”. Secure, like photo, music, film, reading, din- ing out, trips, humor, romance, spir- itual. ISO similar female for friend- ship, possible LTR. ☎ 1070 LIKE TO PLAY? Swim, toys, home, chopsticks, cos- tumes, (LTR ?), into the body dynamics, workout. 56 yo, 5’10”, 158 lbs, colorful, dynamic, hot tub- bing, etc. ☎ 1058 MALE LOOKING FOR 3 females. I want 2 or 3 girls to dress me up like you girls and have fun. Let’s get together and have some fun. Come prepared to dress me. 5’7”, 165 lbs with nice legs. ☎ 1015 KIND HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, slender, financially secure, younger-looking 62. Seeking kind, warmhearted woman (any ethnicity). My interests include organic gardening, films, nature, music, reading, dancing, conversation, spirituality, communi- ty, ecology, simple living, Mexican vacations, recovering from loss of a love, and social change. ☎ 1010 ENOUGH EX’S HWP, tall, fuzzy, creative baby boomer, seeks same for music, dance, travel, breakfast together, reading aloud, cross-cultural film, belly laughs, tea, micro-brew, tango. Last dance should be the best. ☎ 1011 LUCIOUS Rubenesque star. Full figured, rounded well, voluptuous, plain and cute, 5-6 ft, 35 +, bright, goals, happy but seeking (me? smile). Me: 45, cute, very fit, work, no ex prob- lems, 5’9”, goals, bright, seeking. ☎ 1000 PORTLAND, BM 60s, non-smoker, handsome, intelli- gent, humorous, creative, who enjoys old movies, sports, walk in the park. Seeks lady for a non-com- mitted relationship. Willing to meet you half way between Eugene and Portland. ☎ 9980 FUN AND FUN If your a women, any age, and need friend or some fun in Bali, you can try me. ☎ 9976 WITTY AND nonjudgmental. I’m a 31 yo man with a physical disability. ISO free spirit, outgoing person. I’m open to anything. If you are wanting fun and adventure, ring my bell. ☎ 9998 DUCK FOOTBALL Have season tickets. Also looking for a LTR with the right woman. 35- 55 yo, WF. No democrats, or vege- tarians. ☎ 1192 EASY GOING GUY DWM, 55, 6’1”, 235 lbs. Average looking on good day. Enjoy ocean, casinos, outdoors, good food, laughing. Like to meet woman, 45- 58, who is affectionate, outgoing, with sense of humor. ☎ 9793 FANTASY FULFILLED Vivacious, voluptuous, Bi-curious, brunette. Looking for friendship and more. If you’re 25-40, HWP, stable, honest, laugh often, seek adventure, please respond. ☎ 1181 SWF ISO someone. I’m bored at home, need someone to talk to, 18-25. NS, ND. Open and friendly, seek- ing same. ☎ 1186 A DIAMOND IN THE rough. SWF seeking feminine female, ages 19-25. Interests: skydiving, reading, golfing, and outdoor activities. Me: good sense of humor, recently out, looking for a good time. ☎ 1176 SWF Someone to hang with. Have a variety of interests. easygoing, open minded, and fun. Maybe a lit- tle more than friends. Don’t be shy, reply. Lets have a good time. ☎ 1142 SWEET SISTER Spiritual, fit, feminine, open-mind- ed and adventurous, free-spirited Goddess. 40s, seeks same in 40- 60 yo. Let’s hike, dance, play and share love. ☎ 1095 50S, SHORT DYKE UP Independent democrat, epic, car- ing, daring, young at heart, hon- est, humorous, resourceful, clever, cute yet corpulent. Interests include women’s sports, movies, the arts, chess, parties, travel. ISO similar. NS, ND. ☎ 1076 I JUST KNOW There’s a 40-something, smart, good-looking, emotionally healthy, HWP, single woman out there. Don’t be shy this time. I’m waiting for your call. NS, ND. ☎ 1072 “DREAMER” + DREAM =ahh. Dreamer here. 5’7”, 140 lbs, very fit and attractive. Looking for that not so soft significant other. Have 2 children, 5 and 2. I want to share joy and laughter with someone. Jokers need not apply. ☎ 1061 BI-CURIOUS SWF, 45, 5’6”, 180 lbs, NS. ISO fun and adventurous person to help me decide which fork in the road is right for me. ☎ 1059 NEED A GIRLFRIEND I have a boyfriend, would like a girlfriend. Looking for a 30-40 yo to share the experience with. Lots of preferences but open minded. ☎ 9975 DEADHEAD SEEKS BF Married, middle-aged deadhead seeks boyfriend with wife’s per- mission, possible participation. Herb friendly. ☎ 1069 BI, ALMOST GENIUS crazy girl. In need of anti-serious social time. Goofiness a must. No couples please. ☎ 9978 POR MATTHEW Ifeliz cumpleanos mi amor! Te veo con mi ojos cerrado. Tienes mi corazon para todos mivida. Tu mujer. ☎ 1206 SLINKY LOVIN’ Rose petal hot water melting you all over me. ☎ 1205 THANK YOU for your sweetness. Keep danc- ing- lets drink horney toads and have purple twilight passion. ☎ 1204 SHADOW It wouldn’t surprise me if they lied about me. Of course you’ll never know and I won’t be able to sue unless we talk. Pariah. ☎ 1202 FISH TACOS! I’ll bring the fish taco. You bring the taco sauce. I know you make big batches. We can dine all night until the sauce is gone. ☎ 1201 RED AGAVE (Even more) scrumptious bar- tender Jeffrey. 32 looks VERY GOOD on you... I should know (thanks again for 10/12/03 - do it again sometime?). Happy Birthday Chickpea! (I know... it’s not an “I Saw U” 10/12 FAIRGROUNDS I watched you demonstrate your wares, “takes off grease and scuffs without any cares”. I was mesmerized and memorized every line. I am your miracle mop groupie, make me shine. ☎ 1198 VIXEN You reminded me of things I thought I had lost, I want to return the favor. ☎ 1180 JUST FOR FUN I’m looking for gay, Bi, Str8, and married men to have fun with. You must be clean and safe. Call Me. ☎ 1200 GABE, Portuguese cutie. Where did you go? We met 10 years ago in Texas. You left with out saying good-bye. Are you here? Your redheaded neighbor. ☎ 1179 Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 OCTOBER 16, 2003
