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LENA, I met you in the front at the Gorge Dead show. We shared Smarties on the way out. Lets have a beer! S ☎ 1088 YOUR EYES SPARKLE like emeralds. Heather, saw you in the checkout line at Target. You stand out from all of the others. Me: dark hair, tribal tattoos. You are a goddess. ☎ 1087 MIDNIGHT AT JH’S You: burgundy skirt and long sleeve blouse, sandals, silver bracelets, blondish-brown hair, tall and gorgeous. Me: tank top dancing on right. Loved your yelps. Let’s meet. ☎ 1074 VOLVO BABE The hot babe in the white Volvo with red license plates. You make my heart sing. Did you get that car in Europe? Wanna go again? ☎ 1073 THE ANNEX Feb/Mar. Me: with Asian friend dancing. Second time I saw you standing right beside me on bal- cony, too chicken to talk to you. You’re hot! Lets get together. ☎ 1065 A.C., I SAW YOU AT work. I saw you at a party once, briefly. I see you in your words. I see you from afar. I love you. S.R. ☎ 1063 DAVE MALLETT CON- CERT You: long dark hair, long beard, lady met you mid-show (left sepa- rately). Me: long dark hair, long green skirt, black top, smiling at you! Join me for Laurie Lewis, or...? ☎ 1019 BRUNETTE BEAUTY Alley behind Caddisfly, around 5:30, Sunday, leaving celebration, yellow tee on bike. Me: curly blond in white, awestruck! Check for chemistry. Mutual interests? ☎ 1017 YOUR KID DRINKING Beer, but she’s 21 now. You: moth- er copying picture at Kinko’s. Let’s talk more over coffee. ☎ 1006 PRINCE PUCKLER’S You served me pistachio-almond last week. I’ve come back, but not for the ice cream. Your eyes and smile swept me off my feet. ☎ 9943 ALFIE LAWYER In love. Was it all a misunder- standing? Were we both set up? Was the falsified report no reflec- tion of your intent? Then say so. In writing. To me. COFFEE CUP MESSAGE Did you not get my little coffee cup message on Thursday, 9-11, around 1:30 pm, down stairs at 5th Street? Your sunshiny smile left an indelible mark in my mem- ory. ☎ 9942 PACIFIC CREST trail, 8/26, near S. Matteu Lake. You ask me about the mountains and said you had visited Idaho for a month. I said Mars is a good omen for us redheads. Lets find out. ☎ 9845 DOWN TO EARTH Saw you there shopping 9/11. You: black hair with red streak and purple sweater. I was too shy to say hi. Coffee? Beer? ☎ 9860 LABORPALOOZA Brad/Darb Crystal Man from Fall Creek. Enjoyed you. New friends? Would like to connect other than in my dreams. Are you still out there? Grateful One. ☎ 9840 WHY DID YOU steal my stuff? You took my red flash light and $30 out of my back pack on the bus. You’ll get your karma. ☎ 9853 LONER JOURNALIST Sam Bonds, Saturday night, you were there alone writing. Too cool. I said hello but I chickened out when the drummer showed up. Do I get another chance? ☎ 9850 HEATHER D. You rock! Great friend with great idea. I hope she calls me. I miss your jokes. Hope you see this. Your pal, Pattie. ☎ 9849 OUTSIDE PC market. 9/8. Beautiful Mom with a boy riding bike on a cloudy day. So the question is, are you single? You’ve been in my thoughts since then. ☎ 9845 BLONDES WITH bonds to God’s creation, who enjoy revelation, that know what’s right, with an open mind in sight. Affirms via trial and error, gains knowledge everywhere. Let’s pray together. ☎ 9840 CROSSED PATHS 9/6 at 5 pm driving a black pickup crossing Willamette on Broadway. Dirty skin and black carhart over- alls contrast your bright eyes and ponytailed blond hair. I was on bike with son. Your rugged femi- ninity piques my curiosity. ☎ 9837 GESUNDHEIT Sat next to you at Bill’s Bench. You are such a beautiful person. I will miss you so much when I am gone. ☎ 9838 BEAUTIFUL BLONDE Saw you fixing vending machine outside Walmart 8/29. Great blue eyes - blonde - beautiful girl. Wish you were mine! Let me show you what love can be like. ☎ 9837 RED ROVER woman. Saw your ad on Yahoo personals, 22, grad in 2004. Want to chat with you. This way is cheaper. ☎ 9835 KLCC’S LATE night past. We re-met at Flix n’ Pic’s. Please call me. Misplaced your number. ☎ 9828 JOE AT Sam Bonds, Aug. 8th at the bar. You had cool blue eyes. I had the cool bleached hair. The combo made too much steam. ☎ 9792 TODDLER SEEKS Playmate. Our adventurous 2- year-old wants a playmate. Reciprocal play dates, or child- care in our home. Let’s meet to see if the kids hit it off. ☎ 9839 WE WILL SPOIL YOU! Curious, good-looking, fun-loving, safe, 40’s couple seeks height- ened excitement with sweet, buxom playmate. Gourmet din- ners, fine wine, intimate conver- sation, lavish massage, and light- hearted female to female pleas- ures. NS, HWP. ☎ 1123 CHOCOLATE FANTASY Voluptuous, attractive black female and handsome boyfriend looking for attractive female to fulfill threesome fantasy. Must be clean and discreet. ☎ 1094 FAT CAMPER You bent over my friend, but you will only hurt yourself in the end. If I can help with that, let me know. -Broomstick Buddy ☎ 1086 BONDAGE TOP SEEKS other man or couples who want to be dominated. I’m a GWM, attrac- tive, safe, clean, and discreet. Lets have some fun! ☎ 1084 SUFFERING FROM PANIC OR anxiety disorder? Looking for oth- ers who suffer just like me. Panic and anxiety disorder. Looking to start a support group. ☎ 1080 FEMALE WANTED SWM looking for female interest- ed in possible long term D/S rela- tionship. Race, age, etc. not important. ☎ 1075 TONY Keep your word, call me and I’ll keep mine. I have faith with all my heart in creator’s guidance. I hold you in my loving prayers. Rachel. 334-6641. CAPE COD Photographer. You pointed out red-tailed hawks. I was with my brother and his thin, pretty sweet- ie. Christian? I am. Only need friends right now-you? You seem interesting. ☎ 9832 SUNSHINE EYES Your eyes lit up the dark dance club. Your hips pressed my button over and over. Want to eat lean pockets together? I’ll warm them up. You bring your lima beans! ☎ 9997 FAMILY BAKERY Beauty. You seem to need outta there bad. I’d like to help, let me know how?? black kangol... ☎ 9831 LADIES Are you lonely, unappreciated, or just plain bored? This nice, sexy SWM wants to satisfy your every desire. Age, looks, or physical dis- abilities are unimportant. Let’s have fun. ☎ 1060 FRONT ROW Q-FEST You: Natasha, behind me at Evanescence. We shared our sweat with each other. Beautiful, friendly, funny and a great hugger. Would like to hang out some time. Contact Please. ☎ 9827 MARRIED AND LONELY Seeking one special man to fall in love with and share intimate times together. I’m a MWF, 33, attractive. Looking for someone married or single who’s looking for only one other person. ☎ 1057 TO MY FAVORITE pyro. “Sometimes a crumb falls from the tables of joy; sometimes a bone is flung. To some people love is given, to others only heav- en.” Langston Hughs. -Melissa ☎ 9974 GESUNDHEIT Wonderful,wild-haired, wind swept woman. On the beach near Florence. I gave you a ride home that evening. I cant get you out of my mind. ☎ 9973 SHANE Saw you at your party...duh you invited me. Well my blond self says “hi”. Call me back and I might respond. Hey at least you know I am inclined. ☎ 9972 CHEATING DOG! Ladies, think your man is cheat- ing? Do you want to find out or test him? Contact dogcatcher, respond to this ad. ☎ 9965 JAMAIM22@YAHOO Hey you. Still thinking‚ bout ya. Still want to see ya. devildog. ☎ 9960 8/28, OUTSIDE Steelhead. Mars was shining and so were you. You: moon star ear- rings. Me: with loud blonde friends. Let’s meet and see if we can take the eye contact further. ☎ 9953 MIDTOWN PIPE Goddess. You sold me 2 packs of Spirits in the blue and then said I had beautiful eyes. I said well thanks and now wish I would have said more. Can we try this again? ☎ 9825 I WANT You Around. I can feel you staring at me. It’s disconcerting. Please don’t stop. ☎ 9824 TECHNO? HIPHOP? You, Tall Beautiful Scorpio. You, Only person who can out dance me on the floor. Me, Whole new position in Life. Me, Been seeing you around Lately. Friends? C-Ya Around. ☎ 9822 WB FRIDAY Evenings. You can help me any- time. Coffee?? ☎ 9820 11 EYES, 2 BIG mouths. Luna 8/28. You: cute guy with salt and pepper hair and glasses. Me: rude brunette talk- ing trash in the restroom with my friend. You heard every word. Shame on us. Sorry, sorry, sorry. ☎ 9819 LYLE W FIZZ I saw you at the bus stop a couple weeks ago and now you’re in the Eugene Weekly! How about a cheesecake? ☎ 9818 KOWLOONS AFTER MI game. 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SH-You remind me of a calf I once knew, he was always bolten, boy he could get me to chase him. Slipping in the mud, should’ve tackled that redhead! ☎ 9841 BAD GIRL wanted. SWM seeks WF, 30-55 yo, to watch duck football and have adult fun with. Please have nice smile and spankable bottom. Bring your own paddle or use mine. ☎ 9847 PLAYMATES Bi, WC looking for playmates. No b.s., no hang-ups. ☎ 9945 SEEK BI-FEM Heterosexual man who has been approached by married couple - wife is hungrily bi-curious. Join me in pleasuring the lady while husband observes? Nylon/voyeur fetish indulgence, please. ☎ 9843 LIFE’S SHORT Attractive, fun, yet cautious cou- ple. Early 30’s, likes idea of having flirtatious dates with women. Light kissing and lingerie model- ing are some of our ideas. Yours? ☎ 9956 NEED ATTENTION SWM, good looking, well devel- oped. Financially secure, gener- ous, fun, 48-years-old. Seeking a fit, skinny or thin, well-built female, 22 to ? for multiple pleas- ures. ☎ 9838 I’M THE F HALF of a WC, looking for (preferably black) F or gay M (no flamers or hermaphrodites) for my husband. ☎ 9859 STUD BOY Attractive, muscular, energetic, fun, and experienced stud boy looking to please women, 21-40. Pleasure and discretion assured. ☎ 9821 NO STRINGS great loving. Looking for a great male lover no strings or games. Age between 30 to 55. Call me for a good time. ☎ 9836 You can also purchase a Blind Box for letters for $15 . Call 484-0519, x10 or www.eugeneweekly.com BBW WANTED SWM ISO woman for training and instruction. Seeking LTR, serious applicants only. Size important. Race, age are not. ☎ 9044 PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. LONELY DUCK SWPM, mid 40’s, attractive, sin- cere, athletic, handsome. Would like to meet attractive, fit, lonely, professional female, 36-50, for friendship or discreet encounters. Lonely? ☎ 9839 18 YO VIRGIN needs help. Me: SWM, fit, tall, need to lose virginity. YOU: MILF, good-looking woman, fit, discreet. Please help. STD free. ☎ 9836 HOT VEGAS GIRLS! LIVE 1-ON-1 XXX 1-702-216-3500 ONLY .66-$1/min. 1-900-950-0950, x182. $3.50/min. 18+ TANTRA?? Curious about tantra?? Of course you are. New group forming to teach and learn about bliss. 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Let’s get steamy! ☎ 1068 SND Your friends always give it away. I’m not mad, but I wish you’d either level with me or let it go. I need to know what happened. - PTR ☎ 1005 BOOFY Thanks for letting me kiss your passionate ginger loving lips. You are the bearer of my black pearl. There is a jungle inside me that’s wild for you. Happy Birthday. ☎ 9977 ISO A FINE WINE 30-something, good-looking male. ISO a woman 50-60+, average to skinny for discreet sexual encoun- ters. Conservative to Liberal & Married OK. Must be hungry! Very discreet, expect same. ☎ 9961 Local • Live • Now 541-434-0400 TRY FREE! U C 3173 SE ODE O THER L OCAL N UMBERS C ALL : 1-800-984-4LUV (588) WWW .T ANGO P ERSONALS . COM Call Toll FREE 1-888-399-MALE FREE TRIAL Use Code: 6163 OCTOBER 2, 2003 43