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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. DREAM GIRL Sweet, gorgeous blonde. Physically and mentally fit, gour- met cook, designer, enjoy humor, travel, very affectionate. I seek a true gentleman, who knows what he wants and how to get it. ☎ 9782 NO BUSH FANS Clear honest. Seek decent guy. 48, liberal, attractive, witty, warm. Let’s help each other real- ize dreams. Scrabble players encouraged. Treasure hunt together. Enhance each other’s lives. Usual Nons. ☎ 9780 HONORABLE Entrepreneurial spirit, confident, ingenious and creative, 39. Business owner. Lover of adven- ture, travel, rafting, hiking, and snow boarding. Willingness to try and communication a must. ISO male with similar values. 5’10”, 33-51. ☎ 9773 LACE AND JEANS Hey there. I’m looking for a good friend, maybe more to share the good and the bad times, honesty a must, romantic a plus. Contact me. ☎ 9757 A GOOD CATCH SJF, 40’s, educator, creative, energetic, loves gardening, hik- ing, exploring, traveling, kids, dogs, reading, Bijou movies. Seeks communicative, compas- sionate man with sense of humor who knows to stop and smell the flowers. ☎ 9723 HEART OF GOLD 36 yo, down to earth, adventur- ous, athletic woman looking for a new friend. Love to go hiking, bik- ing, Sat. market, live music, out- doors under the stars. ☎ 9722 SOUL MATES? SWF, HWP, 41 yo, good-natured, independent, attractive, mother of one. Values honesty, hard work, and a sense of humor. Seeks family-oriented best friend/lover with similar values, to share whatever life brings. NS. ND. ☎ 9709 LOOKING FOR YOU SWF, black hair, brown eyes, HWP, 24 yo. Looking for SWM, between ages of 24-35. Lets go out some- time. ☎ 9707 PLAY HOUSE I Wanna Play House. SWF 44, seeks SWM, 38-50, for traditional LTR. We are friends and compan- ions, enjoy shared activities, feel the “WHAM” of physical chem- istry and believe the best is yet to come! ☎ 9665 SASSY European gal. Tall, naturally plat- inum blond. Personality like a cheese grater. You: self secure, as good in bed as I am, willing and able to subsidize my horse. Trust me this could be fun. ☎ 9664 ADVENTUROUS NYMPH WPF seeking SPM, 36-43, fit, trim for hiking companionship, out- door exploration. Laughter, humor, good conversation essen- tial. Spiritual grounding appreci- ated. Baggage confined to over- head compartment please. NS, ND. ☎ 9662 SCIENCE IS SEXY Voluptuous, Latin, 36 y.o. pre-med student. I want a younger gentle- man to fill my free time with heartfull connection, fun and heat. You get sexy cool points for honesty and bravery. My favorite words: yes and now. ☎ 9645 LOOKING FOR KIND Old man. ISO a kind old man to fall in love. This cute, happy, low maintenance, slim, 50 year old lady would love to find a man who would enjoy a moonlight rafting trip, hiking, blues, good herb, Pacific Northwest adventures, retiring in the country, politically to the left, patriot for civilization. No serial daters please. ☎ 9659 SEEKING SOFT TOUCH Mid 20’s, attractive female ISO first Bi experience. This has been a long time fantasy. Seeking an attractive bi-female, HWP, D&D free, prefer NS. Couples ok, but only girls play. ☎ 9584 RETURNING FROM CONFUSION Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality. Ready to return to women forever. You be butch, beautiful, won’t hold my past against me and I’ll kiss you passionately forever more. ☎ 9577 NO PRESSURE DATING SAF, 34, attractive and feminine. Loves the great outdoors. ISO SM, late 20’s to early 40’s for friendship. Coffee? ☎ 9635 HAS BEEN Honestly, I used to be a knock- out! But now I am just an intelli- gent, active, creative, up front, spiritually oriented women want- ing a conscious, playful LTR. 50- 60+. No new agers. ☎ 9604 DWM, 39, 175lbs. Wildland firefighter. Very fit. Seeks WF, 28+ to enjoy the ocean, mountains and each other. Must be active, attractive, and ready to fly. ☎ 9788 GENTLE, GENEROUS SWM, 36, seeks SWF, 25-35, with sense of humor, beautiful smile, loves to travel, appreciates a good man, believer. I am a hard- working man, travel frequently, and am looking forward to stay- ing home more. Looking for that match made in heaven. Could you be the one? ☎ 9779 LOOKING FOR the right lady. DWM, young at 40, 6’4”, 185lbs. Love of outdoors. Starting over for all the right rea- sons. Educated, spiritual, loving, devoted gentleman. I have been many things to a few ladies. Would love to go for coffee and discuss life. ☎ 9777 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY Non-breeder sought for stimulat- ing conversation, and, if the gods be willing, Dionysian frenzy. Me: unrepentant bohemian: 36, 6’1”, 165, brown/hazel, lean and clean, NS. You: self-willed aban- doner of convention, pretense, and inhibition. ☎ 9775 ISO UO CO-ED For unique high-quality relation- ship. Balancing academic excel- lence with fun, music, dance, herb, friendships, and steamy romance. Alternative, non-con- formist, and peace-oriented atti- tude a plus. ☎ 9769 WHITE ON BLACK Attractive SWM, 49, 6’ tall, intel- ligent, passionate, virile. Seeks SBF, 25-45. Intelligent, shapely, sensuous. For movies, dinner, dancing, and the most incredible passion you’ve ever experienced. ☎ 9768 DREAM-MATE Dishes, yes. Handy, yes. Cook, yes. Funny, yes. Sensual, yes. HWP, yes. Entertaining, yes. Educated, yes. Peaceful, yes. Outdoorsy, yes. Liberal, yes. Working, yes. 50’s, tall, fuzzy, smiley, yes. ☎ 9765 POLY PLAY If your polyamorous, or leaning that way, HWP, interested in hav- ing another partner. I’m lean, good-looking, gentle, give peace a chance, nature-loving, with energy to share. ☎ 9764 TRAVEL PARTNERS smiles, ocean sunset dances, SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, independent, intelligent, happy. ☎ 9761 ATTRACTIVE OLDER single man (5’9”, 150 lb.) with beautiful body, wants to meet a sexy woman (any race) for intense encounters and possible LTR. I’m kind, intelligent, healthy, and vasectomized. ☎ 9728 JUST FOR TODAY Come to me my beauty, for all to see, and for those who came before me, laughter fills the air. Me 34, 5’10” 160 lbs. You fit and spirited. ☎ 9724 PLAYFUL Playful, workout (exercise), flea markets, movies, creative imagi- nation (artistic), enjoy hot tub- bing, giving full body massages, colorful, enjoy swimming, enjoy jewelry, Celtic art. 56 yo, 5’10”, 158 lb. Lets dance. ☎ 9721 MASCULINE NOT MACHO Good-looking SWM, 6’2”. ISO SW, 40-55 y.o. Work like you have no money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like nobody’s watching. Meet me for a cup of coffee? ☎ 9720 FRESH REST I’m looking for a small cold stream on a sunny day where we can dangle our feet in the cool- ness of the water. Where we are all alone sharing our thoughts and little trout swim about in pure silence. Let’s meet for cof- fee? ☎ 9718 OREGON BEAUTY Do you have the pure beauty to model knit scarves and hats? Fall is coming. I need the right per- son for photo and, or Saturday Market. Good compensation!! ☎ 9716 AT YOUR FEET 22 yo WM, into music, outdoors. Extremely shy. Really love women’s feet. Looking for any ladies that enjoy receiving foot rubs and toe sucking. I’d love to meet and have fun. ☎ 9715 COMPLETE PACKAGE As a complete package, I’m prob- ably matchable. You’ll be hard pressed to find a finer catch any- where. No, I’m not as arrogant as it sounds. I’m just a person who believes in himself. Nice looking SM, 34 yo, 5’11”, brown/green eyes, lean, athletic build. Seeking trim, playful, intel- ligent, honest female. Goal: friendship, companionship, or possible LTR. ☎ 9710 FILM GEEK, Music snob. Creative, smart, funny, attractive, romantic, SWM, 27, into Shakespeare, Simpsons, football, foreign films. Be hip, brilliant, sassy, adorable, HWP, and looking for a boyfriend. Uber-cool music collection a plus. ☎ 9675 (9/25/03) GOOD GUY Seeking company of woman born in the 1940’s or 1950’s who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal, comfortable with a range of people, and interested in com- panionship and fun. Should enjoy walks, dancing, movies, and good conversation about a variety of topics. I am a financially secure man who could retire, but is still working on projects to improve education for low-income kids around the nation. ☎ 9708 HOOK LINE SINKER 23, SWM, seeks F with truck, boat and trailer for fishing on river or lake. Must be able to dig up worms, gut fish and cook fish well. Serious inquiries! ☎ 9672 SUBMISSIVE WOMAN WANTED Not seeking cook or maid. Me: attractive SWM, 6’, nicely built, non-balding dark hair, financially independent, health conscious, non-smoker, experienced, safe, gentle, creative, good conversa- tionalist. You: single, unattached, feminine, sensuous, healthy, childless. Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland 97298. Include phone. ☎ 9671 LOOKING 4 GODDESSES ISO 2 women, 35-55, HWP for discreet first time 3-some. Bonus points for sense of humor and nice lingerie. Double bonus points for nice rack. No drugs. Serious Inquiries only. ☎ 9669 PORTLAND, BM 60s, non-smoker, handsome, intelligent, humorous, creative, who enjoys old movies, sports, walk in the park. Seeks lady for a non-committed relationship. Willing to meet you half way between Eugene and Portland. ☎ 9667 PARADOXICAL Me: good-natured, edgy, extremely smart, a little stupid, good-looking, unrepentantly geeky. Seeking hyper-intelligent, sexy woman with sense of humor about herself and absurd mys- tery of life. ☎ 9666 MAKING MUSIC I love making music with my voice, guitar, and body. PWM, 18, seeking 18-25 girl as friend with benefits. ☎ 9661 LOOKING FOR FUN Fit, attractive, intelligent, artistic, dorky, positive, playful, funny SWM 5’10, 34. Herb-friendly, seeks similar HWP SF for fun adventures, philosophizing, dreaming, star-gazing, laughing, good food and drink, movies and cuddling. ☎ 9657 SEEK WOMAN Needy, codependent or unstable ok. I’ll take care of you. I don’t have long to live. I need to feel your warm heart. SWM, 40, 5’1”. NS, ND. ☎ 9653 R U OUT THERE? Honest, affectionate, easy going, open minded, SWM seeking soul- mate. HWP, you be too. ☎ 9640 CREATIVE Ingenious and creative young 50. Business owner, builder of fine homes. Superb chef. Seeking young enchantress to share country estate. Child ok. Come play in the great outdoors, raft- ing, hiking +. ☎ 9648 LOVE MATE My heart is hurting. Young 50, seeking lovely woman to share my love and my home in the country. Child ok. Great gardens and clear skies. Namaste. ☎ 9647 R U SUPERFINE And know it? Hourglass, brick- house, cute, bright, open, search- ing, well read, bored with day to day, like walks, and talks with you and not at you. Any height or weight, 33-48. Me: equivalent and extra super fine. ☎ 9642 ORGANIC FARMER SWM, 25, Seeks Sugar Mama! I’ll tend to your “garden,” provide companionship, and bring you farm fresh produce, in exchange for a place to lay my weary head. Call me. ☎ 9641 KARPEMAN Active Senior seeks lady, 55-68, hangout, have fun together go to coast, travel, friend, casual, LTR whatever works. Carpe Diem! ☎ 9638 ISO MISS RIGHT SBM, 5’9”, 44, fairly new to Eugene. I’m seeking a SF, who is intelligent and drug, cigarette and alcohol free. Age and race are open. ☎ 9637 SIMPLE PLEASURES SWM, 49, 5’8”. Blnd/Blue. Fit, NS, ISO SF to share healthy fun. Hiking, swimming holes, biking, dancing. Specific likes: Pisgah, Hidden lake, Bring beach, Brice creek, Chicago blues. Friendship, touch. You: 35-55, NS, fit, with time to play. ☎ 9611 LOOKING FOR BEST Friend. Looking to meet lady who loves to fish and camp. Who knows how to clean fish, field dress a deer and has their own boat and motor. Picture of boat and motor mandatory. 25-35. ☎ 9608 HIPPIE WITH CAREER Me: DWM, 34, ISO honest, fit goddess, 25-35, who enjoys out- doors, music, and groovin’. Looking for LTR with someone who will dance while I drum. Good communication and stabili- ty a plus. ☎ 9597 INTERESTED IN... Moving to B.C.? Would like to share adventure, spectacular environment, progressive gov- ernment policies, organic farm- ing, yoga with smart, healthy woman. We’re grounded, indus- trious, multi-talented, honest, sensual, financially secure, life- time learners. ☎ 9595 18...VIRGIN...HELP I’m an 18 y.o. SWM with a few extra pounds. Interested? Be herb friendly and cool and let’s see what happens. ☎ 9587 HAPPY HEALTHY FIT Vigorous, sensual middle aged WPM seeks similar fit PF for avid hiking, backpacking, coast trips, gardening, and Bijou. Humor, education, communication, inti- macy, healthy, active, fun lifestyle. LTR possible NS, ND. ☎ 9586 STILL SEARCHING SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy type seeks SWF, 35-48, stable, attractive for LTR, friends first. NS, LD ok. ☎ 9575 ISO FUN SWM, 32, 6’, HWP, ISO fun times and true connection. Likes hiking, ocean trips, concerts, cooking, art, Bijou movies. ISO like-mind- ed SWF, NS, herb OK. ☎ 9573 DECENT GUY DWM, 51, 5’7”, HWP, blue/brown, honest and generous. ISO SDWF who’s down to earth for LTR. ☎ 9489 CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 BOTTICELLI BEAUTY 34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative, intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF seeks same for first time and beyond. Funky glasses, slender, role-playing: yum. Couples con- sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎ 9574 SWEET SUMMER Sausage. I know you don’t really like the sausage, and I have my liqueur license. Lets go digging for clams together, we can play with each others sandboxes. ☎ 9785 BRANDON Lost your #. We met at Fisherman’s Market. My birthday, July 18. Still waiting for my spank- ing. Back from Mexico? Intrigued by you. Older Woman Seeking Adventure. ☎ 9781 HEY EAGLE face girl. Parrot’s don’t speak english! Always missing you friend! Love, pecker. ☎ 9776 PAUL’S BIKES on 5th, then Allann Bros. and out- side, Sunday 8/24. Nice smile, 40- ish, dark-haired, bearded, J? Took a call then you were gone. Darn! I’m shortish, single w/kids. Coffee? ☎ 9774 DIRTY T I called out your name in my sleep last night. You microwave my hot- pocket. Miss You! Love, Ham and Cheese. ☎ 9772 STRAIGHT AND OVER- TIME Construction worker/owner of an active medium-sized company, seeks heavy equipment for long- term drilling jobs. Communication important. Shifts available, I drill a.m., you drill p.m. ☎ 9763 ISO M, 43, ISO other masculine types for safe, discreet encounters. Want to experiment-act out fan- tasies. Clean, disease-free only (no trans., femmes, TVs). ☎ 9762 MY SUNSHINE! Sweet Sammy, I saw and fell head over heels. You’ve brought a new light to my life. Thank you! I got your back from here on out mi amore! I love you. ☎ 9771 DREAM COME TRUE I saw you seven-years ago wear- ing a yellow shirt. You took my breath away. Now you have my heart and I am so happy to be your girl. ☎ 9760 GARY HAIR who lives in Eugene! “Airborne” tattoo on your right arm. Ken Newland’s wife is planning a sur- prise birthday for him. Please contact her at 804-282-7522 x168 or 804-564-7770. ☎ 9759 GOT MILK! Men only. Sorry no girls. Just for fun. You must be clean and safe. Call and I’ll make you a happy man. ☎ 9711 DESCHUTES RIVER Jim, tan, 22-year-old local. Met you on the river, we shared a tent. I got rid of the old gear. Would like to try yours. Signed, Springfield girl. ☎ 9758 HERE’S THE BEEF... DWM bachelor, 39, attractive, clean, bi, works & plays hard! I smoke, drink, cuss, gamble, fish, hunt, party, and more. 5’11” 180lbs of beef cake, for well equipped male. ☎ 9701 THE JOURNEY/MYS- TERY I heard his voice on the phone , and I was hooked. I wish I would have gotten his phone number. He was gorgeous, and that baby voice was delicious. I love him so much, but I think I lost him forev- er. ☎ 9725 27-YEAR-OLD HWP very attractive. You be too. Easy going with a good personali- ty. Seeking someone 18-30 that is herb friendly. No hang ups. No queens. ☎ 9674 YOUNG MAN WANTED For safe exciting time with tall attractive, disease-free, BiWM, 46, who is visiting the area 2nd week of September. Like massages, showers, getting oral. ☎ 9673 OPEN-MINDED New to the area, BIF looking for friendship, maybe more. ME: voluptuous, bleach blonde, blue eyed, tattooed femme, with sur- prises. ☎ 9787 CATCH 22 Attractive, witty and open minded. 40’s. They say I don’t have enough experience. Care to “experience” me? Lipstick. Movies, dinner, slow dancing, toys, the works. Enthusiastic trainee available. NS, ND. ☎ 9778 41-YO BI FEMALE 41-yo, Bi-female ISO same. Eugene and Springfield area. Humorous. Sexy in her own way. ☎ 9727 FEELING FRUSTRATED? Albany, GWC, 40 and 51, ISO other masculine men for fun, sweaty play. Rim, suck, fuck, giv- ing and receiving, PnP, wine, hot tub. ☎ 9643 GWM OUTDOORS BOY Young, 50ish, 5’11”/155. Hike, camp, bike, swim, ocean kayak. Party, hot tub, and cuddling at night. ISO LTR with similar boy, 40-50, HWP. Serious only. ND, STD-. ☎ 9602 CVHS@FREDS Sara - was that you in line on 8/10? I’m a fool and didn’t realize until later. Please forgive me. Hope that you are happy, healthy and enjoying summer. Much love, A. ☎ 9717 SWEET CURLY BEETS Howdy neighbor, just wanted to thank you for the fab music. It was just what I needed. Hope the furniture is working well for you. Blessings. ☎ 9714 OLDER GUY in good shape, looking for some- one over 30 years old, to bicycle, hike, chat over coffee with, or more. ☎ 9600 SHY? ME TOO Do you read these ads and not respond? Why not? Do you look at women and say nothing? Looking for friends first possibly more. Very open minded. ☎ 9613 SOMEONE TO HOLD Someone to kiss. Is this someone you? Bi-female looking for friend- ship and honesty. No games. Very open minded. Fun person, try any- thing once, really. Lunch or walk. ☎ 9605 DELIGHTFUL DAHLIAS! I saw you, bouquet in hand, a god- dess with emerald green eyes. Do you frolic at Lively Organic Farm every Saturday? Would love to meet you there this Saturday at noon. LIZ of FIRE As I watched you dance, the music, your body and the flames within your soul became one. Powerful, free angel, sing and dance with me in sacred prayer. ☎ 9706 AMERICAN SPIRITS You smoke American Spirits and drink coffee. I eyed you while you laughed at my girl talk. Meet me at Paradiso and I won’t tell any- one you are a yuppie. ☎ 9704 REDHEAD GODDESS Jerry’s on 8/24. I said you had beautiful flowers. I wanted to say how beautiful you are. You reminded me of a painting I once saw. Call me. ☎ 9786 MARINA IN THE RAIN The taste of your kiss... the look in your eyes. You stole my heart. When do I get yours? Give me a chance... I’ll show you what love is. ~Forever ☎ 9702 Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 AUGUST 28, 2003
