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Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. WOMEN SEEKING MEN COMPANION FIRST 50 y.o. DWF, teacher, seeking quality NS WPM. Summer romance/LTR. You 45-55, respectful, caring, gregarious, emotionally & financially secure. Enjoy walks conversation, gar- dening, quiet music, family, potluck celebrations. ☎ 8925 22. Y.O. FEMALE looking for someone into fun & lighthearted fling. Must be able to have good time. Perverted, crude sense of humor a plus. ☎ 8919 JOY LOVE LAUGHTER SWF, 45: Do you understand we are creators of our experience? Do you desire to share your com- pleteness rather than want someone to complete you? I’m ready, are you? ☎ 8914 LOOKING FOR FUN Me: 22 y.o. college student in town for summer. 5’9”, 135, blonde/blue. You: ND, NA, NS, like outdoor activities, vegetari- an. ☎ 8898 HAVE BORDER COLLIE? ISO man, late 40s-50s, with a dog to walk with me & my border col- lie; someone that reads, laughs easily & enjoys conversation. NS, ND. ☎ 8710 SIMILAR VALUES Unitarian Universalist ISO man late 40s-50s with similar values, to walk dogs, hike, talk, laugh & cook together. NS, ND. ☎ 8709 3355 Timber Lane • 747-9456 MORE TO LOVE This pretty & sexy BBW is looking for a man to settle down with and love unconditionally. He’s a kind, sweet, sexy, 50-57 y.o., herb friendly & laughs often. ☎ 8629 SUNDAY NY TIMES ISO Sunday NY Times reader, late 40s-50s, for walks, hikes, conver- sation & laughter. NS, ND. ☎ 8708 BLAH BLAH BLAH Blah Blah, 20s, blah blah. Adorable, blah blah blah, sensi- tive. Creative, blah, employed. Seeks blah blah movies, blah, casual sex, blah, dining out, blah blah blah. Loves blah blah blah, sunsets, blah. Blah blah, very unique. ☎ 8693 INDEPENDENT PROFES- SIONAL. Sane, soulful, spirited survivor of beat/hippie genera- tion seeks creative, intelligent, genuine man for (com)passion- ate relationship. Lifestyle pluses: introspective/worldly, perform- ance/literary arts, mountains/museums, self-suffi- cient, interdependent. Jazz? ☎ 8659 BORED WITH VANILLA Creative, open, attractive 40s F seeks partner in crime for great escape into world of intrigue. Unconventional yet “normal”. Slow dancer, fast talker, NS, kind, funny, secure, fun, sweetheart. ☎ 8628 VENUS SEEKS APOLLO SWPF, Rubenesque HWP, 20s. Highly intelligent, visually striking & emotionally accessible. No kids of my own, but adore children. NS, LD. Want affectionate, avail- able single/divorced man with sense of place in this world. ☎ 8606 Alpine Import Service Exclusively Volvo VW’S, VOLVOS & MORE FROM $5,000-$30,000 BRIAN PALMER’ PROMISE “No pressure, coffee’s on me.” 541.726.1808 12th & Main, Springfield • FINANCING • TRADES • MOST VEHICLES STILL UNDER FACTORY WARRANTY SHUTTLE SERVICE AVAILABLE 2300 W EST 7 TH • 343-8811 PARTS & LABOR GUARANTEED FOR ONE YEAR REGARDLESS OF MILEAGE CELL: 521-0768 ROB BREZSNY’S MEN SEEKING WOMEN ROLEPLAY & MASSAGE Generous, attractive, financially secure 40s sugardaddy seeks imaginative woman interested in massage & roleplay. ☎ 8930 YOUR INTELLECT & physicali- ties would make you a hot item in the dominant culture. Instead., you want a sensitive, kind moun- tain man who could be king, but chooses not ☎ 8927 DESIRED 1 SWF, 35-45 years young. Happy, healthy & wise. 130 lb or less. For 40 y.o. young man 165 lb, slender, fit, 5’11”. Not bad looking, no problems, healthy, happy. ☎ 8924 SWM, 60. NS, LD, herb friendly, politically progressive. Seeks companion for backpacking, fish- ing, camping & other outdoor activities. ☎ 8921 SIMPLE PLEASURES Are the best. Walks on the beach, stargazing, dancing, Bijou films, breakfast in bed... 30-something romantic ISO partner in simple pleasures. 6’1”, dark hair, athlet- ic, left-of-center, yet not PC. Cat lovers only. ☎ 8913 SWM SEEKS M ASIANS 24 y.o., 6’2”, 195 lb. Seeking attractive 20-50 y.o. married Asian women for safe, secret, just-for-fun sexual encounters. Respect & sensitivity promised. ☎ 8912 A GUY’S GUY That wants a gal, 40-50ish, attractive, STD-free. Discreet, no-strings fun. Large chest is optional, sense of humor is not. ☎ 8922 TOE CURLER DWM, 51 yrs, 5’7”, blue/brown. Nice guy ISO SDWF who is kinda down to earth. ☎ 8711 KIND, LOVING, HONEST Intelligent, attractive, younger- looking, financially secure SWM (61, 5’9”, 155 lb.) Seeks kind warmhearted woman (any eth- nicity). My interests include organic gardening, nature, music, films, Saturday Market, reading, conversation, dancing, spirituality, community, ecology, simple living, social change, Mexican vacations & recovering from loss of a love. ☎ 8704 PLAYFUL, AFFECTIONATE, athletic SWPM. Value commit- ment, honesty & open communi- cation. ISO SF 35-45 to share outdoor & indoor adventures. Canoeing, sailing, hiking, travel, theater, music, possible romance & LTR. ☎ 8703 YOU’RE AN intelligent, beauti- ful woman. You don’t need a man, but would like one to take care of things/needs/use for pleasure! SWM, 40, 5’1”, 175 lbs. NS. ☎ 8698 DRUNK COLLEGIATE guy, brains appended to lower abdomen, seeks dumb blonde. Tottering around in heels & skimpy outfits a plus! Buy me a beer? ☎ 8692 THOROUGHBRED ISO JOCKEY To saddle, tame, & get him in a lather. Bridles, bit, reins, chaps optional. Boots & sense of humor are not. 50ish & up, no skinny minnies, thank you. ☎ 8656 ATTRACTIVE SUBSTANCE Tall, dark, respectful, zealously compassionate, confidently meek, handsome man seeks sim- ilar attractive woman not inter- ested in fornication, lascivious- ness, emulations, strife, sedition, reveling - but in love, joy, peace, gentleness, goodness, faith, tem- perance, honesty for walks, talks, growth. All calls returned. ☎ 8655 LATE 40S retired professional. Active, attractive seeks slender, happy woman to share easy country living. Oregon Country Faire time!!! ☎ 8654 FRIEND WITH BENEFITS Intelligent, humorous, generous, handsome & respectful WPM searching for mature female interested in casual, discreet, spontaneous & intimate adult fun. ☎ 8639 HANDSOME & GOOD NATURED IN BEND DWPM, 49, Bend. Father of 2 grown daughters. Good camping gear/skills. Enjoys life in slow lane. Likes to garage sale, hike, cook, spend time with family. You: 35-48, 5’6”-5’9”, slim to HWP, incredibly cool, sense of adven- ture, capable, down-to-earth, simple of heart. ☎ 8637 DOING WELL BY DOING GOOD WPM ISO Partner in creating social service microbusinesses for fun & profit. As a nice, good, positive person, ambitious to find new ways to help others, I hope you are also. I’m an old Teddy that never had much fur and now have even less. My religiopolitical interests are extraordinarily modest because like Poo Bear, I’ve become rather worn in some spots. Go ahead & give me a call, Tigger! ☎ 8636 HEY GALS! Wanna dance? I’m 6’, 165, loves country music, cooking, walks, horses, all ani- mals. You be slim, wearing Levi’s & boots, NS, LD ok. I’m mid-40s. ☎ 8605 WM, 40S, 5’9”, 200, athletic, outdoorsy. Enjoys funny movies, nice dinners, quiet evenings. Seeking older active sexy female for casual dating. ☎ 8600 FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you’re swal- TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the series finale lowed whole by a whale or a dragon this week, don’t panic: It’s much better than being chewed into little pieces before being swallowed, which is definitely not going to happen. And accord- ing to my reading of the astrological omens, while you may spend a few days in the belly of the beast, you will eventually be…uh… expelled intact out the other end. Then it’ll just be a matter of navigating the winding path back home. The entire experience will no doubt be humbling, Cancerian, but it will also have the salubrious effect of scouring you clean of a whole mess of karma. (March 21-April 19): I enjoyed “Matrix Reloaded,” but I hope you won’t see it or any film like it this week. It was loud, frenetic, pounding, bewildering, and epic: the exact opposite of what you need right now. You will thrive instead on intimate, subtle pleasures, Aries; you will come alive in the presence of understated, soulful influences that are full of nuance. The experiences that will lead you to your best destiny will awaken your sensitivity and move you to meditate on lyrical truths. of the long- running TV show, “Touched by an Angel,” the Madonna-like angel Monica is offered a promotion. All these years she has struggled to help one bumbling human after another climb up out of the gutter; now she has a chance to move up to the cushy job of supervisor, where she won’t have to wrestle with so much chaos. But she turns down the gig, and chooses instead to stay at her job of redeeming the ragtag mul- titudes. I believe you’ll come to a comparable juncture in your own life during the coming months, Taurus. One path will lead to more comfort and prestige; the other will bring more interesting challenges and inspiring surprises. I’m not sure what the right decision is, but the sooner you start ruminating about it, the more likely it is you’ll do what’s wisest for the long-term. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’re in a phase when you may be tempted to start food fights at fancy dinner parties, wrap toilet paper around the trees in front of your adversaries’ houses, and regard the juvenile delinquents of cable TV’s “South Park” as worthy role models. I hate to dis- courage you from indulging this instinct for uproar, since so much of it could be fun and liberating. Therefore, I’m going to authorize you to go right ahead. But please keep a fraction of your adult brain working in the background, ready to step in and halt the proceedings if you’re ever about to, say, imitate the South Park kids’ “How to eat with your butt” routine for your boss. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Can you find an imperfection on Halle Berry? We can’t.” So writes Hollywood.com’s Scott Huver about the Oscar-winning beauty born under the sign of Leo. Huver also notes that People magazine has five times named Berry one of the 50 Most Beautiful People and that Playboy called her one of the 100 sexiest women of the 20th century. And how does Berry herself feel about her looks? “To be totally honest,” she told the German magazine Journal fur die Frau, “most of the time I think I’m ugly.” I absolutely forbid you to exhibit this kind of self-abasement in the coming week, Leo. You may not, under any circumstances, denigrate your own gor- geous radiance. It’s crucial for both yourself and everyone you encounter that you celebrate your magnificence. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.” So said pio- neer psychologist Carl Jung. If you think what he said is true, you should take action immediately, because you’re in imminent danger of being well understood by at least two people. If on the other hand you’re confident you can handle the odd sensa- tion of being seen for exactly who you are, do nothing other than what you’re already doing. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Marriages in India are usually arranged by relatives of the bride and groom, and most couples who wed come from the same religion or caste. There You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: 1-900-950-7700 • $1.99 per minute • Touchtone phone 18 & over • c/s 612-373-9785 50 JUNE 5, 2003 SEEKING KIND HEART 30, short, round, imperfect activist seeks kind heart, conver- sation & joyful dances in 1 per- son. ☎ 8586 HOMELESS HEART I’m tired of the games, I want someone sincere & honest. If that is what you want too, contact me. Please, no fire signs. ☎ 8580 IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS Me: Intelligent, nurturing, hon- est, mature, secure, fun, charis- matic, evolved, fiery, playful & emotionally available. You:35-50, secure, honest, compassionate & know the true meaning of intima- cy. ☎ 8573 WARNING!!! Flirting alert level has been moved to red. Red hot!!! Email strip poker until time to show royal flush in person. You: PWM, 25-35, no game faces. Frustratingly scrutinizing elimina- tion process ahead. You ready? ☎ 8435 LADY JOCKEY SEEKS 30ish Thoroughbred to saddle & tame. You must be willing to get worked into a lather. Bridle, bit, reins, chaps optional. Boots & sense of humor are not. No hicks or numbnuts. ☎ 8434 BEYOND THE BASICS 52 DWF. Bright, outdoorsy, politi- cally progressive, no BS but play- ful personality. Values integrity, heartfullness. Looking for same in grown-up gentleman for hikes, conversations, fun exploring magnificent NW landscape. ☎ 8422 MAGIC RITUAL GRACE True guy w/deep emotional forti- tude wanted for 36 y.o. woman. Integrity, expression, creation, conception, lucid dreaming, laughter, dirt, dogs, kids, love, artist/healer, Pisces, tgr/hrse/dog, ND, NS, LA. ☎ 8690 are daring rebels who ignore those customs, though, and choose to marry for love. One of their champions is a social worker named Biswanath Ramachandra Champa Swapnaji Taslima Voltaire. He has launched a new political party for lovers called the Lovers’ Green-Globalist Godfree-Humanist Party. “Only those who love can effectively change society,” he says, “and my new party will be their platform.” I bring this up, Libra, because it’s a perfect astrological moment for you to launch your own Lovers’ Party. You have a growing knack for bringing intimacy and tenderness into political struggles. When helping your tribe deal with its dilemmas in the coming weeks, you’ll be able to summon ingenious expressions of compassion. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): My dream last night informed me that if I hoped to compose an accurate horo- scope for you, I’d have to go to the Outback Steakhouse near my home. Since I don’t eat red meat, I initially felt a bit irked. But I’ve learned over the years that it’s dumb to ignore a direct order from my dreams. I know, furthermore, that it’s not enough just to go through the motions: My dream wanted me to have the full Outback Steakhouse immersion experience. So I obeyed with an open heart, dropping all my vegetarian sensitivities as I devoured “The Mad Max,” described by the menu as “a serious burger for warriors only.” By the end of the meal, with my astro- logical charts spread before me, I’d intuited the advice you need: You should seek out encounters that are as unlike your usual inclinations as this one was for me. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the generic science fiction movie on cable TV last night, the hero’s spacecraft happened upon the interplanetary equivalent of a junkyard. Aging shuttle pods and out-of-commission satel- lites floated around a decrepit space station. Soon a salesman appeared on the ship’s view screen, trying to convince the hero to browse through his extensive collection of valuables, gath- ered from more than 100 different planets. “Take a look,” the huckster chirped brightly. “You may find something you never knew you wanted!” Those words or something similar will be coming your way from the entire universe this week, Sagittarius. SWM WANTS REDHEAD Must have natural red hair to meet this SWM, 50, originally from NYC, now in AZ. You could date or possible marry me? Let me know. ☎ 8594 YOUR LOVE I love womens because they are very sexy. ☎ 8593 I KNOW WHAT I WANT 36, 1/2 time daddy to Dramma, 3. Educated, multi-talented, sexy, strong libido, affectionate, com- municative, solid job. You: similar & very affectionate, not calculat- ed. Not rich...yet. ☎ 8590 SERIOUS APPLY only. Tall, SBM, medium build. Seek SWF, slender to medium build, 42-57. Youthful looking, likes outdoors, movies, picnics, dancing. Relocating to Eugene. ☎ 8572 TALL HANDSOME Peruvian, 40, educated, hard worker, learning English, divorced - no kids, but likes kids. Seeks sincere woman, 28-40, slim to average build, NS, inter- ested in exploring cross-cultural fun. ☎ 8567 SPIRITUALLY AWARE, sensu- ous, attractive SWM. Looking for same in loving, honest, warm- hearted woman. I’m, 49, 5’6”, 130lbs. Dance, healing, music - my passions. Lifetime loving rela- tionship - my goal. ☎ 8566 VIRTUE Do you want to meet a really good man? One you can trust has good character, integrity. Realistic, thoughtful, good-look- ing, strong, healthy. Looking for woman to adore who enjoys many indoor/outdoor activities. Let’s talk. ☎ 8430 SWM, 43, 5’10”, 175, NS, ND, healthy, unencumbered. Seek attractive, trustworthy, reflective female companion to share out- doors, culture, ourselves. Dates or soulmates. I’d love to talk & learn gracious living from you. ☎ 8421 SUBMISSIVE WOMAN WANTED Not seeking cook or maid. Me: attractive SWM, 6’, nicely built, non-balding dark hair, financially independent, health conscious, non-smoker, experienced, safe, gentle, creative, good conversa- tionalist. You: single, unattached, feminine, sensuous, healthy, childless. Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland 97298. Include phone. ☎ 8234 Week of June 5 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “History is made out of the failures and heroism of each insignificant moment.” This observation by the writer Franz Kafka has special significance for you right now, Capricorn. Every little action you take will have unimaginable weight, and the cumulative effect of your many little actions may alter condi- tions you’d assumed were impervious to change. Even your passing thoughts and idle fantasies will have more influence than usual to shape your future. Until June 20, there will be no such thing as a trivial detail for you. My advice? Act as if each moment is a promise of the life you want to be living next October. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The uni- verse is full of magical things,” said British novelist Eden Phillpotts, “patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” It’s another way to express my belief that life is a conspiracy to shower us with blessings, but most of us have developed ingen- ious strategies for eluding those blessings. The good news, Aquarius, is that your wits have recently grown sharp enough to detect magical things that were previously invisible to you. You will soon rise up and divest yourself of one of your main meth- ods for avoiding joy and success. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I’m of the opinion that the psychological problem known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) is merely the pathological version of a normal phenomenon. Most well-integrated people have a variety of selves, any one of which may reign supreme at a given moment. The difference between the healthy folks and the unfortunates who suffer from MPD: Each of their many selves is in pretty good shape and on friendly terms with all the others. With these thoughts as an introduction, Pisces, I encourage you to cele- brate your own flourishing multiplicity in the coming week. The astrological omens suggest it’s time to throw a party for your entire community of selves! Homework: What’s the most important truth you keep forget- ting about? Testify at www.freewillastrology.com.
