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Personals SINGLE PETITE Bi Libra. 30s, seeks new friends. Call me, let’s talk. We’ll see where it leads. ☎ 8663 FUN, SMART, cute, single, 38 yr old GWF seeks other dykes in their 30s for camaraderie, break- fast, hiking, movies, poker, work- ing out and other rowdy fun. Xena video library a plus. ☎ 8407 WHAT HAPPENED to all the nice guys? I know you’re out there. GM, 36, caring & thought- ful looking for same. You be 25-35 with piercing eyes & good per- sonality. ☎ 8665 WIFE & I SEARCHING Formerly experienced bisexual man looking for man to pleasure & be pleasured by. We are in our 20s & fit. You: honest, fit, clean & easygoing. ☎ 8597 LTR Looking for someone who is sweet, kind, sensitive. If that is you, then call me. ☎ 8584 2X AROUND Just for fun. Gay, str8, bi & mar- ried. Must be free of diseases. ☎ 8583 DBL PLEASURE 4 U ! Two here, 30-something. Top: 6’, 220 lbs. Bottom: 5’6”, 155 lbs. Hot, hairy & very discreet. Both have facial hair & good looks. Looking for friendship/fun ☎ 8570 GAY CHRISTIAN SEEKS Same to share laughter, conver- sation, honesty, creativity, adven- ture, support, tenderness. Me: 5’9”, 175, brown/brown, 47. Pinot noir, Bach, Bob Dylan, Burning Man. You: have dreams, passions, opinions, feelings, 30somethingish? ☎ 8423 FRIENDS FIRST Me: GWM, 29, grad. student, intelligent. You: GWM, 22-26, intelligent, masc. Bert seeks Ernie. David seeking Jonathan. Movies, dinner, hiking, music, conversation. HIV neg & STD free only. ☎ 8414 EITHER/OR I LOVE SOCCER MOMS I yelled out, “Spank me, Mom.” Your minivan sweetness, large purse & medium-length bob lit my fire. When can we meet? Quick latte before the game? ☎ 8410 I SAW YOU PINKIE LEE!!! Sister, oh sister of mine... What has happened to us? What can I do to repair the damage my heedless words have done? I will poke myself in the eye with a stick if you tell me to! Forgive me, Jemima Lee? ☎ 8707 MR. MANDANGLES You dangled your way into my heart. I long to reach out & grab the brown donut of joy with you. Let’s sing Viking songs together! ☎ 8705 EBONY EYES Maybe it was the lighting, maybe it was the Guinness. Great music, great company. I’d meet you at Jo Fed’s any Sunday night. Skeeter. ☎ 8701 GIRL IN RED Albertson’s, 5/22, around 1pm. Talked about large & small chick- en eggs w/lovely big smile & great humor. Single? Wish we’d talked more. Great match, catch us both. ☎ 8700 LINDY HOP Back in the day, you danced all the time, but when the scene got dull, you stopped. Swing is get- ting popular again. I know you’ll have fun, come back. ☎ 8697 2 ANKLE TATTOOS Too hot to handle. T-shirt, khaki skirt, red-haired friend. As I ate ice cream (to cool down) I checked you out twice. You saw me. See me there, amante. ☎ 8631 ACCORDION LOVE You had me at “I only know 3 songs.” I see you and we see each other everywhere we go. Grey goose & cranberry juice. Splash. ☎ 8630 BIODIESEL BABE Coburg Market, 5/12. You: freck- le face, biodiesel volvo, eating ice cream with your kids. Methinks you’re beautiful! Want to go skin- ny-dipping in the river? ☎ 8610 FRIENDS SEEKING NEW friendships with male/females over age 50. For activities like shopping sprees, dining out, movies, etc. ☎ 8603 STARTING OVER I’m out in the world alone again. Looking for friends to share laughs & fun times. Please con- tact me. ☎ 8579 I CAN SMELL Desperation like bees smell fear. I need a real gentleman 24-36 to pursue me. No jerks please! Friends first only, NS, LTR? ☎ 8577 LUNCH BUDDY SWPM, 43. Seeks SWF for occa- sional lunch & intelligent conver- sation. ☎ 8574 TM Want to start weekly meditation group of Maharishi TM. 20 min- utes after work, once a week. We need this window of stillness. ☎ 8571 NEW TO Eugene. Searching for friends, interested in spiritual practice of any kind. ☎ 8661 PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. ALTERN- ATIVES SERVE YOU Are you a woman capable of being dominant? Do you like to receive oral? Would you like have a submissive clean your bath- room? I want to serve you. ☎ 8706 DAN MANGLES Me: ISO U. You’re MILF, you LOL while I PIITB. Goat, guitar, dan- gle & neuprin. 4 roads converge at Pleasant St. Offer ends at mid- night. Don’t be late! ☎ 8702 SOFT & SWEET Sensual 20s M/F couple seeks sweet female to explore our fan- tasies. It will be my 1st W/W experience, & I am excited! Please, no drugs or smoking. ☎ 8699 GENTLEMAN SEARCH- ING ISO femme crossdresser or TS for friendship & intimate encoun- ters. I’m good-looking, generous, friendly & sexy. Looking forward to your reply. ☎ 8696 SWM SEEKS lactating women. Any size, race, age for personal study on the erotics of lactating & sexual pleasures it brings us. ☎ 8653 DWM SEEKS women. Any race, age to pose nude or in panties/lingerie for fun & pleas- urable fondling & oral pleasures. You keep the film, I keep the memories. ☎ 8652 SUBMISSIVE APPREN- TICE WANTED I will teach you how to be inde- pendent. You assist me by learn- ing & serving. Learn to true meaning of a master/sub rela- tionship. We both win. Must be available. ☎ 8644 ISO HUNG MEN FOR VIDEOS Attractive, slim 35 y.o. MWF is seeking very well hung males, 23-45, HWP, to do hot, long-last- ing homemade videos with. Str8 hubby to video all the action only. ☎ 8640 BI-MALE SEEKS FRIENDS Good-looking bi-male looking for bi-females or bi-couples for fun & adventure. I’m 37, 5’9”, medium build, clean, safe. Hope to hear from you soon. ☎ 8634 HOT WM, 30s, 180lbs. ISO sexy, open-minded, married woman (47-58), mid-valley area. Must have great body & spirit & know how to use both. Discreet & part-time only. ☎ 8632 ENCIENTE Me: 20s, tall, dark, handsome. You: any age, pregnant, married, need attention, discreet. Let’s get together and break some com- mandments. ☎ 8609 GENIE SEEKING MAS- TER 40s, F. Bored by predictable vanil- la, seeking STD free partner for safe, consensual adult play, exploring boundaries, pushing envelopes, DS curious. Respect & discretion. Deep yearning for treasured sweet times. ☎ 8608 YOUNG STEWARDESS Looking for a port of call in Eugene/Springfield area. You must have money, honey, & want a woman with a body straight out of a Botticelli. All kink considered, threesomes too. No old guys. Anonymous please. ☎ 8602 I’M YOURS Handsome, well-endowed man, 36, seeks high energy encounter with female. Petite to full size, any age. ☎ 8599 20S COUPLE SEARCHING Looking for primarily m/m maybe some f/f exploration. Fit, clean, easygoing. UB2. I have some past bisexual experience, she does not. Let’s show her! ☎ 8596 FIRST TIMER Attractive, athletic male looking for physically fit female in 20s- 30s for discreet encounters. Not getting enough attention at home? Let’s see if we click. STD free. ☎ 8589 MAN WANTED! MWC seeking well-endowed, dis- creet man, any race. She is inter- ested in her 1st threesome. We assure discretion, even anonymi- ty! Married ok. ☎ 8588 BUTTMAN & CUNNING LINGUIST Out-of-towner visits Eugene once a month. Seeks open-minded woman for hot encounters. I wine & dine you; you supply desert. Passionate & giving. Middle age perv. No shy bunnies or fatties please! ☎ 8582 CASUAL FUN Intelligent, athletic, experienced & witty WPM w/rock-hard stamina. Seeks F equal for discreet play- time. Benefits included. ☎ 8578 ADULT MOVIE Seeking females interested in participating, making, or watch- ing amateur adult movies with well-hung WPM. Must be good performer, mature, discreet, will- ing, able & hot. ☎ 8575 SEEKING BI-FEMALE. Married white couple seeks bi- female for hot tubbing, trips, camping, etc. Him, 32. Her, 24. STD free UB2. Drug free & dis- creet. ☎ 8565 ABANDONED TOMCAT. Housebroken, seeks kitty-kitty that likes to purr. LTR. ☎ 8429 BORED WITH VANILLA Ready to be “mastered” Sub- Curious, STD-free. Explore push- ing spicy envelope. Curious female, 40s, seeking great escape from the predictable. Discretion, respect. Needs a spank! ☎ 8437 SEEKING SEXY T-GIRLS Handsome, dominant, generous man seeking beautiful transexu- als & sexy crossdressers for friendly, intimate encounters. Must be disease free. ☎ 8426 LEATHER I’m seeking a submissive single female interested in learning about leather restraints, spank- ing, mild S/M, pain-pleasure (mostly pleasure) & related kinks. Me: SWM, financially stable, attractive, experienced, good kisser. You: no children, nice fig- ure, healthy, interested in psycho- logical exploration. Meaningful relationship possible. ☎ 8235 LOVE MATURE WOMEN Fit 27 yo male seeks proportion- ate “mature” woman, 40-55, for discreet no-strings fun. Bonus points for being large chested, but not mandatory, STD free, UB2. ☎ 8419 STEPPING OUT Looking for a bi-female to help explore my curiosities with you & my partner. 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Rumor is that you’re still around. I’m craving that accent, those eyes. Please tell me you haven’t gone back to Australia. ☎ 8662 FRIJOLE PEQUENA Cada noche quando miro cielo y las estrellas arriba, pienso de tus ojos, y mi corazon esta llena como la luna. Te amo LaAuracita... Welcome home! ☎ 8660 DAR WILLIAMS You: pigtails, needed to sell tick- et. Me: way too shy. So go ahead, push your luck. Say what it is you’ve got to say to me. ☎ 8658 WICKEDLY SWEET From Yahoo personals. Been burned too much for full mem- bership, but you I want to meet. Seriously, we match. Plus, I’m weird too! ☎ 8657 BUSTED Mister C with the blue cupped hands on his shirt. Long Island love & secret Britney moment. Can I bite your neck? Get the Polaroid out. ☎ 8651 LIKE THE BIG DIPPER You’re petite, curvaceous & a mean shopper. Black stylish hair- do & no-need-to-hug kinda atti- tude. Just sweeten my coffee with your smile. ☎ 8650 15 MINUTES Or just a mention in Eugene Weekly ‘I SAW YOU’? Not seen again? I know you read these. Wink next time... ☎ 8649 WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE FRISCO You: white t-shirt & jeans. Me: black scalp & ears. Question: do you want to go make out in back of SUV? ☎ 8648 I’M STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK Talk about Frank, Frank Sinatra. Deer in headlights, rockin’ me all night. Horsehead regular, sassy gurrl, dreads, name starts with B. I’ll dance like chicken anytime. ☎ 8647 HOLLA AT CORN MOON Saw you looking mega sexy while reading about poop in the per- sonal ads. Thinking about you makes me hot. You done gone & won my heart. Wanna make out? ☎ 8646 HEY!! Yeah! You responded to “Dreamy”. You were the curious blond gay guy. You’re just a fanta- sy for me & seem really cool. Coffee, friendship? Leave # this time!! ☎ 8645 STEELHEAD DO-ME- RAY! You served me food. I fell in love. Girl with nice cleavage & bed- room eyes. The do-me-ray is all in the way you smile. Grrrr! ☎ 8643 SUNSET I won’t say where, but just before sunset, my knees were weak! ☎ 8642 THE WOODSMAN 5/3 You: beautiful. Me: yours, in hat. We’re like the star-crossed lovers, only we’re not bones in a Paris cemetery. Let’s take advan- tage of this. I miss your charms. ☎ 8641 CHRISTINE AT IRISH DANCE I should have asked Friday & Irish luck gave me 2nd chance at Blockbuster, but your charm had me tongue-tied. Lunch? ☎ 8635 ARTIST NEEDS ATTEN- TION Writer, artist, inventor seeks woman to pick up slack in real world stuff. Organizational skills, massage, accounting, cleaning, food & shopping. Love is prom- ised in return. Amore’. ☎ 8633 Use code 9206 1-900-336-8989 /min. 18+ 1 - 8 0 0 - 9 8 8 - 8 5 8 6 7 9 ¢ 18+ /Min. Salem (503) 581-6600 Portland (503) 802-4848 Other Local Numbers 1-888-465-4588 1-800-417-1714 $2.49/Min. 18+ A L L M A L E C H A T TRIAL WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN FRIED GREEN EGGS Intelligent, mature, feminist dyke works nights. Do you? Let’s enjoy the days within our schedules. Watch the wheels go round & round & have good times. ☎ 8601 GERTRUDE SEEKS ALICE Bi-PWF, 20s. Sick of manic con- niptions. Not needing a moth- er/sister/partner. Not veggie, not organic, light drinker, NS. I need a youngish, energetic, headstrong lover to take me river swimming during lightning storms. ☎ 8433 2GR82BSTR8 Ready to come out of the sexual closet. I want another woman, 21-32, to drive me up the wall. Me: one-of-a-kind, intelligent, Taurus. You: experienced, great sense of humor, not afraid to be you. LTR? ☎ 8432 BI-CURIOUS ATTRAC- TIVE FEMALE Only toyed with the idea, now want to try it! Must be 20s, attractive, feminine & intelligent. Semi-inexperienced a plus. Only casual fun & must be clean. Green & alcohol friendly. ☎ 8416 * First time Free in your local area or toll applies. SWM WANTS REDHEAD Must have natural red hair to meet this SWM, 50, originally from NYC, now in AZ. You could date or possible marry me? Let me know. ☎ 8594 I KNOW WHAT I WANT 36, 1/2 time daddy to Dramma, 3. Educated, multi-talented, sexy, strong libido, affectionate, com- municative, solid job. You: similar & very affectionate, not calculat- ed. Not rich...yet. ☎ 8590 STILL SEARCHING SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy type seeks SWF, 35-48, stable, attractive for LTR. Friends first. NS, LD ok. ☎ 8576 SERIOUS APPLY only. Tall, SBM, medium build. Seek SWF, slender to medium build, 42-57. Youthful looking, likes outdoors, movies, picnics, dancing. Relocating to Eugene. ☎ 8572 TALL HANDSOME Peruvian, 40, educated, hard worker, learning English, divorced - no kids, but likes kids. Seeks sincere woman, 28-40, slim to average build, NS, inter- ested in exploring cross-cultural fun. ☎ 8567 SPIRITUALLY AWARE, sensu- ous, attractive SWM. Looking for same in loving, honest, warm- hearted woman. I’m, 49, 5’6”, 130lbs. Dance, healing, music - my passions. Lifetime loving rela- tionship - my goal. ☎ 8566 VIRTUE Do you want to meet a really good man? One you can trust has good character, integrity. Realistic, thoughtful, good-look- ing, strong, healthy. Looking for woman to adore who enjoys many indoor/outdoor activities. Let’s talk. ☎ 8430 BI-MALE SEEKS SAME BWM, 27, Bro/Bro, semi-hairy, looking for others with same interest. Let’s get together. ☎ 8428 SEEKING A playtoy. Me: 5’10”, 157, virile, intense, artistic, sensi- tive, swimming, nature, energetic body, breath, massages, dance, home life. Let’s play with heart. Got toys too. ☎ 8425 SWM, 43, 5’10”, 175, NS, ND, healthy, unencumbered. Seek attractive, trustworthy, reflective female companion to share out- doors, culture, ourselves. Dates or soulmates. I’d love to talk & learn gracious living from you. ☎ 8421 IF YOU cherish your mind & body, if you enjoy books, movies & travel, if flowers are always necessary, if adventures great & small beckon, write me at BLIND BOX:1947. Please be non-reli- gious, late 40s-50s, HWP, NS. RIDE MY Harley. Looking for ultimate Harley babe for summer cruising, friendship, maybe more. You: 25-38, trim, athletic, intelli- gent, sense of humor, self-suffi- cient, NS. Me: Trim, fit, profes- sional. ☎ 8420 NATURE, HIKING, bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou... General adventuring indoors & outdoors. SWPM, edu- cated, quirky sense of humor. ISO 30s educated SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 8415 GRUMPY SUGAR daddy needs sweet younger girlfriend. Come sit on daddy’s lap & tell me about your day while I brush your hair. ☎ 8409 ARE YOU THE ONE? I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti- mately for some fun. I like to cud- dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian cooking, all outdoor activities & massages. For a unique & incred- ible experience, contact me. ☎ 8406 SUBMISSIVE WOMAN WANTED Not seeking cook or maid. 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