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Personals FUN, SMART, cute, single, 38 yr old GWF seeks other dykes in their 30s for camaraderie, break- fast, hiking, movies, poker, work- ing out and other rowdy fun. Xena video library a plus. ☎ 8407 FRIED GREEN EGGS Intelligent, mature, feminist dyke works nights. Do you? Let’s enjoy the days within our schedules. Watch the wheels go round & round & have good times. ☎ 8601 WIFE & I SEARCHING Formerly experienced bisexual man looking for man to pleasure & be pleasured by. We are in our 20s & fit. You: honest, fit, clean & easygoing. ☎ 8597 LTR Looking for someone who is sweet, kind, sensitive. If that is you, then call me. ☎ 8584 2X AROUND Just for fun. Gay, str8, bi & mar- ried. Must be free of diseases. ☎ 8583 DBL PLEASURE 4 U ! Two here, 30-something. Top: 6’, 220 lbs. Bottom: 5’6”, 155 lbs. Hot, hairy & very discreet. Both have facial hair & good looks. Looking for friendship/fun ☎ 8570 GAY CHRISTIAN SEEKS Same to share laughter, conver- sation, honesty, creativity, adven- ture, support, tenderness. Me: 5’9”, 175, brown/brown, 47. Pinot noir, Bach, Bob Dylan, Burning Man. You: have dreams, passions, opinions, feelings, 30somethingish? ☎ 8423 FRIENDS FIRST Me: GWM, 29, grad. student, intelligent. You: GWM, 22-26, intelligent, masc. Bert seeks Ernie. David seeking Jonathan. Movies, dinner, hiking, music, conversation. HIV neg & STD free only. ☎ 8414 SANDWICH ANYONE? Albany, GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb friendly. Let’s have fun. ☎ 8262 EITHER/OR I LOVE SOCCER MOMS I yelled out, “Spank me, Mom.” Your minivan sweetness, large purse & medium-length bob lit my fire. When can we meet? Quick latte before the game? ☎ 8410 I SAW YOU ARE YOU STILL HERE? I keep hoping to see you. Rumor is that you’re still around. I’m craving that accent, those eyes. Please tell me you haven’t gone back to Australia. ☎ 8662 FRIJOLE PEQUENA Cada noche quando miro cielo y las estrellas arriba, pienso de tus ojos, y mi corazon esta llena como la luna. Te amo LaAuracita... Welcome home! ☎ 8660 DAR WILLIAMS You: pigtails, needed to sell tick- et. Me: way too shy. So go ahead, push your luck. Say what it is you’ve got to say to me. ☎ 8658 WICKEDLY SWEET From Yahoo personals. Been burned too much for full mem- bership, but you I want to meet. Seriously, we match. Plus, I’m weird too! ☎ 8657 BUSTED Mister C with the blue cupped hands on his shirt. Long Island love & secret Britney moment. Can I bite your neck? Get the Polaroid out. ☎ 8651 LIKE THE BIG DIPPER You’re petite, curvaceous & a mean shopper. Black stylish hair- do & no-need-to-hug kinda atti- tude. Just sweeten my coffee with your smile. ☎ 8650 MONICA Free scoops at Ben & Jerry’s. I let you cut in line & have been thinking of you ever since. Would like to talk more. Ice cream again, my treat? ☎ 8592 BOMBS AWAY - CORVALLIS 5/8/03 You: green t-shirt at the bar. Me: mauve shirt, blonde/blue, sitting at table with friends. Exchanged a couple of smiles, kicking myself for not say- ing hello! Up for drinks? ☎ 8591 DELIVER MY SOUL!! You: blonde valkyrie, golden amber pendant, heather pullover, tan pants, silver car. Me: mere mortal, short dark hair, blue sweater, jeans, with friends. Us: wine, movie? ☎ 8585 FUMBLIN’ W/THE BLUES When I see you, carrot juice & bellpeppers mean nothing. You are the soft electricity my happi- ness is made of. Were gold, lock & key. Anywhere you want to go, I am with you! ☎ 8581 YOU’RE AN ARTIST And a tall man. Your watercolor painting was in Mayor’s Show, 2001 Eugene Celebration. You signed my “people’s poster” (support for NY), booth near P.O. I wish we had talked more. How about now? ☎ 8569 DAVE Oh, the things I could say about your incredibly impressive bat. And don’t even get me started about the balls. Mmmm Hmmm... Fishing some other Saturday? I’ll bring the beer. ☎ 8568 BECKY - I saw you in half, I saw me in half. We’ll slap our two sweet halves together & send the other halves to work. ☎ 8436 DREAMY! EMU, 4/28, 2pm. You: stud, look- ing at fliers, then at me? Wearing black clothes at computer. Your eyes looked into my soul. Made my day. Smile! ☎ 8360 BLUE SAAB HUNK You: gorgeous, driving with little boy in back. Me: saw you near Barry’s. I’d like to take you home, sexy man. Will you be mine? ☎ 8354 MASTER 40s, F. Bored by predictable vanil- la, seeking STD free partner for safe, consensual adult play, exploring boundaries, pushing envelopes, DS curious. Respect & discretion. Deep yearning for treasured sweet times. ☎ 8608 YOUNG STEWARDESS Looking for a port of call in Eugene/Springfield area. You must have money, honey, & want a woman with a body straight out of a Botticelli. All kink considered, threesomes too. No old guys. Anonymous please. ☎ 8602 I’M YOURS Handsome, well-endowed man, 36, seeks high energy encounter with female. Petite to full size, any age. ☎ 8599 20S COUPLE SEARCHING Looking for primarily m/m maybe some f/f exploration. Fit, clean, easygoing. UB2. I have some past bisexual experience, she does not. Let’s show her! ☎ 8596 FIRST TIMER Attractive, athletic male looking for physically fit female in 20s- 30s for discreet encounters. Not getting enough attention at home? Let’s see if we click. STD free. ☎ 8589 ABANDONED TOMCAT. Housebroken, seeks kitty-kitty that likes to purr. LTR. ☎ 8429 MAN WANTED! MWC seeking well-endowed, dis- creet man, any race. She is inter- ested in her 1st threesome. We assure discretion, even anonymi- ty! Married ok. ☎ 8588 SEEKING SEXY T-GIRLS Handsome, dominant, generous man seeking beautiful transexu- als & sexy crossdressers for friendly, intimate encounters. Must be disease free. ☎ 8426 BUTTMAN & CUNNING LINGUIST Out-of-towner visits Eugene once a month. Seeks open-minded woman for hot encounters. I wine & dine you; you supply desert. Passionate & giving. Middle age perv. No shy bunnies or fatties please! ☎ 8582 ADULT MOVIE Seeking females interested in participating, making, or watch- ing amateur adult movies with well-hung WPM. Must be good performer, mature, discreet, will- ing, able & hot. ☎ 8575 LOVE MATURE WOMEN Fit 27 yo male seeks proportion- ate “mature” woman, 40-55, for discreet no-strings fun. Bonus points for being large chested, but not mandatory, STD free, UB2. ☎ 8419 NO HOLDS BARRED! Swing WC looking for F, possibly M, who are open-minded & hon- est. We’re both bi, UB2 (for most- ly F2F & M2M). ☎ 8363 STEPPING OUT Looking for a bi-female to help explore my curiosities with you & my partner. Will be my first intimate encounter with a woman. Us: early 30s, attractive, clean. ☎ 8366 NEED SATISFACTION? SM, 24, live in Eugene. ISO SF, petite, drug-free, energetic, dis- creet, no-strings, open to any- thing. If you like lots of sex, call me. ☎ 8362 SEEKING BI-FEMALE. Married white couple seeks bi-female for hot tubbing, trips, camping, etc. Him, 32. Her, 24. STD free UB2. Drug free & discreet. ☎ 8565 TEDDY BEAR Couple. Completely Bi. Late 40s. Seeks other fun couples. Must have good conversation skills. ☎ 8638 BORED WITH VANILLA Ready to be “mastered” Sub- Curious, STD-free. Explore push- ing spicy envelope. Curious female, 40s, seeking great escape from the predictable. Discretion, respect. Needs a spank! ☎ 8437 LOVE IS THE ANSWER... Aries, Dragon. Bored with the drama. ISO playmate to discover secrets of love, life, laughter. Baggage must be left at gate. Inflight meal, drinks are $1.00. Email & phone first, from there we? ☎ 8355 LEATHER I’m seeking a submissive single female interested in learning about leather restraints, spank- ing, mild S/M, pain-pleasure (mostly pleasure) & related kinks. Me: SWM, financially stable, attractive, experienced, good kisser. 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I am ready to get back in the game. Need women friends to go hear music, lectures where we can meet men. ☎ 8347 NEW TO Eugene. Searching for friends, interested in spiritual practice of any kind. ☎ 8661 Eugene 541.242.6622 ALL ABOUT LOVE, SEX & RELATIONSHIPS FIND YOUR LOCAL NUMBER SM 1.800.943.VIBE USE CODE 541-434-0400 8352 C HARGE C REDIT C ARD 1-800-794-VIBE (8423) 59¢/ MIN C HARGE P HONE B ILL 1-900-438-2400 $1.99/ MIN 18+ TRY FREE! C ODE 4573 O THER L OCAL N UMBERS C ALL :1-800-984-4LUV (588) 1-800-661-4LUV (588) 59¢/min.18+ 1-900-GET-LOVE (438-5683) $1.99/min. Desiree’s Escorts WWW .T ANGO P ERSONALS . COM Without a doubt Eugene’s beautiful independent girls HOTTEST GIRLS! 541.431.7065 PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMEN PREFERRED 24/7 www.desireesescorts.com\ outcall/incall by appt. only Sweet and Discreet 606-0827 An eXX X Xperience you won’t forget! ALTERNATIVE SWM SEEKS lactating women. 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Hope to hear from you soon. ☎ 8634 ENCIENTE Me: 20s, tall, dark, handsome. You: any age, pregnant, married, need attention, discreet. Let’s get together and break some com- mandments. ☎ 8609 CASUAL FUN Intelligent, athletic, experienced & witty WPM w/rock-hard stamina. Seeks F equal for discreet play- time. Benefits included. ☎ 8578 GENIE SEEKING W en dy 503-361-3399 503-548-7000 Eugene 541-683-2999 Call Toll-Free to find your Local Phone Number 1-888-245-4545 541.606.6102 Casual SEX DATELINE TELINE.COM .COM DATELINE.COM Use FREE Trial Code 3220 www.Livelinks.com Charge Credit Card 1-888-814-2428 59¢/min. Charge Phone Bill 1-900-289-4444 $1.99/min. 18+ Eugene W A N T H o t S e x (541) 242-5000 30 FREE * Minutes 1 - 8 8 8 - 5 1 5 - 1 9 1 9 8 9 ¢ /Min. m Fro TRIAL MEN SEEKING MEN 15 MINUTES Or just a mention in Eugene Weekly ‘I SAW YOU’? Not seen again? I know you read these. Wink next time... ☎ 8649 WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE FRISCO You: white t-shirt & jeans. Me: black scalp & ears. 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Let’s take advan- tage of this. I miss your charms. ☎ 8641 CHRISTINE AT IRISH DANCE I should have asked Friday & Irish luck gave me 2nd chance at Blockbuster, but your charm had me tongue-tied. Lunch? ☎ 8635 ARTIST NEEDS ATTENTION Writer, artist, inventor seeks woman to pick up slack in real world stuff. Organizational skills, massage, accounting, cleaning, food & shopping. Love is prom- ised in return. Amore’. ☎ 8633 2 ANKLE TATTOOS Too hot to handle. T-shirt, khaki skirt, red-haired friend. As I ate ice cream (to cool down) I checked you out twice. You saw me. See me there, amante. ☎ 8631 ACCORDION LOVE You had me at “I only know 3 songs.” I see you and we see each other everywhere we go. Grey goose & cranberry juice. Splash. ☎ 8630 BIODIESEL BABE Coburg Market, 5/12. You: freck- le face, biodiesel volvo, eating ice cream with your kids. Methinks you’re beautiful! Want to go skin- ny-dipping in the river? ☎ 8610 SHOCKED & ODD Shocked I shook your hand, you smiled at me... Odd & sad I could- n’t talk to you (pretty, tall, blond, single?) Me: long hair, glasses, sorry. Tea? ☎ 8607 WILL “DEBBIE” who knew Courtney & Ken when they lived on Greentree Way. Please call me. Joe. ☎ 8604 IN LINE at Willamette Oasis, Sunday 5/4, 5:30ish. You: black shirt & silver-rimmed glasses, black VW bug. Me: solstice cap & black zip-up. Could you possibly be single? ☎ 8598 TECATE MAN Now you’ve been in the I Saw You ads. I’m not a mysterious poten- tial sugar mama anymore, but hopefully you’re looking for more. Give me a kiss if you recognize yourself in this. ☎ 8595 SOGGY TACOS Kenny! Mucho Gusto for the other night you & the goat lord ate the soggy taco. Come over after the POK show & I’ll fill your w/refried beans. ☎ 8587 Use code 9206 1-900-336-8989 /min. 18+ 1 - 8 0 0 - 9 8 8 - 8 5 8 6 7 9 ¢ 18+ /Min. Salem (503) 581-6600 Portland (503) 802-4848 Other Local Numbers 1-888-465-4588 1-800-417-1714 $2.49/Min. 18+ A L L M A L E C H A T TRIAL WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN GERTRUDE SEEKS ALICE Bi-PWF, 20s. Sick of manic con- niptions. Not needing a moth- er/sister/partner. Not veggie, not organic, light drinker, NS. I need a youngish, energetic, headstrong lover to take me river swimming during lightning storms. ☎ 8433 2GR82BSTR8 Ready to come out of the sexual closet. I want another woman, 21-32, to drive me up the wall. Me: one-of-a-kind, intelligent, Taurus. You: experienced, great sense of humor, not afraid to be you. LTR? ☎ 8432 BI-CURIOUS ATTRACTIVE FEMALE Only toyed with the idea, now want to try it! Must be 20s, attractive, feminine & intelligent. Semi-inexperienced a plus. Only casual fun & must be clean. Green & alcohol friendly. ☎ 8416 SBIF, 20S, looking for nice, open-minded SBiF. I’m going through some emotional stuff and would like to have some fun. Casual or friendship. Please be clean! ☎ 8353 * First time Free in your local area or toll applies. TALL HANDSOME Peruvian, 40, educated, hard worker, learning English, divorced - no kids, but likes kids. Seeks sin- cere woman, 28-40, slim to aver- age build, NS, interested in explor- ing cross-cultural fun. ☎ 8567 SPIRITUALLY AWARE, sensu- ous, attractive SWM. Looking for same in loving, honest, warm- hearted woman. I’m, 49, 5’6”, 130lbs. Dance, healing, music - my passions. Lifetime loving rela- tionship - my goal. ☎ 8566 BI-MALE SEEKS SAME BWM, 27, Bro/Bro, semi-hairy, looking for others with same inter- est. Let’s get together. ☎ 8428 SEEKING A playtoy. Me: 5’10”, 157, virile, intense, artistic, sensi- tive, swimming, nature, energetic body, breath, massages, dance, home life. Let’s play with heart. Got toys too. ☎ 8425 SWM, 40, ISO SWF, 35-45. Let’s see if we connect. Self-employed. ☎ 8424 SWM, 43, 5’10”, 175, NS, ND, healthy, unencumbered. Seek attractive, trustworthy, reflective female companion to share out- doors, culture, ourselves. Dates or soulmates. I’d love to talk & learn gracious living from you. ☎ 8421 IF YOU cherish your mind & body, if you enjoy books, movies & travel, if flowers are always necessary, if adventures great & small beckon, write me at BLIND BOX:1947. Please be non-reli- gious, late 40s-50s, HWP, NS. RIDE MY Harley. Looking for ultimate Harley babe for summer cruising, friendship, maybe more. You: 25-38, trim, athletic, intelli- gent, sense of humor, self-suffi- cient, NS. Me: Trim, fit, profes- sional. ☎ 8420 NATURE, HIKING, bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou... General adventuring indoors & outdoors. SWPM, edu- cated, quirky sense of humor. ISO 30s educated SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 8415 GRUMPY SUGAR daddy needs sweet younger girlfriend. Come sit on daddy’s lap & tell me about your day while I brush your hair. ☎ 8409 HANDSOME WELL-GROOMED man, 30s, 6’0”, 180 lbs. ISO very attractive Asian woman 20-30s for part time fun. Black hair & great body a +. D&D free please. ☎ 8359 THERE ARE only two great places to eat in this town - your place & mine. Persistent but underconfident chef, 56, seeks easily pleased woman who looks good in maple syrup. ☎ 8357 COME FLY with me. Amateur paraglider, 56, on love’s flattest hill. All we need is a strong head- wind & a couple of sturdy hel- mets. And maybe an ambulance on standby. ☎ 8356 THE SHY YET FUNNY GUY Who’s right for you? I’m looking for a gal, 18-25, tall, slender, to hang out or date or whatever. I’m 6’1”, 180 lb., average build, brown hair & hazel eyes. ☎ 8350 SOBER?? Good man. Attractive, kind, finan- cially secure, seeking LTR with softspoken, honest, intelligent, unpretentious, spiritual, monoga- mous, affectionate, environmen- tal woman who does NOT use alcohol/drugs. Prefer slender, long hair, no makeup, not employed. ☎ 8344 SUBMISSIVE WOMAN WANTED Not seeking cook or maid. 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