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Personals GAY CHRISTIAN SEEKS Same to share laughter, conver- sation, honesty, creativity, adven- ture, support, tenderness. Me: 5’9”, 175, brown/brown, 47. Pinot noir, Bach, Bob Dylan, Burning Man. You: have dreams, passions, opinions, feelings, 30somethingish? ☎ 8423 LOVE MATURE WOMEN Fit 27 yo male seeks proportion- ate “mature” woman, 40-55, for discreet no-strings fun. Bonus points for being large chested, but not mandatory, STD free, UB2. ☎ 8419 ABANDONED TOMCAT. Housebroken, seeks kitty-kitty that likes to purr. LTR. ☎ 8429 FRIENDS FIRST Me: GWM, 29, grad. student, intelligent. You: GWM, 22-26, intelligent, masc. Bert seeks Ernie. David seeking Jonathan. Movies, dinner, hiking, music, conversation. HIV neg & STD free only. ☎ 8414 I SAW YOU WILL “DEBBIE” who knew Courtney & Ken when they lived on Greentree Way. Please call me. Joe. ☎ 8604 IN LINE at Willamette Oasis, Sunday 5/4, 5:30ish. You: black shirt & silver-rimmed glasses, black VW bug. Me: solstice cap & black zip-up. Could you possibly be single? ☎ 8598 TECATE MAN Now you’ve been in the I Saw You ads. I’m not a mysterious poten- tial sugar mama anymore, but hopefully you’re looking for more. Give me a kiss if you recognize yourself in this. ☎ 8595 MONICA Free scoops at Ben & Jerry’s. I let you cut in line & have been thinking of you ever since. Would like to talk more. Ice cream again, my treat? ☎ 8592 BOMBS AWAY - CORVALLIS 5/8/03 You: green t-shirt at the bar. Me: mauve shirt, blonde/blue, sitting at table with friends. Exchanged a couple of smiles, kicking myself for not saying hello! Up for drinks? ☎ 8591 SOGGY TACOS Kenny! Mucho Gusto for the other night you & the goat lord ate the soggy taco. Come over after the POK show & I’ll fill your w/refried beans. ☎ 8587 DELIVER MY SOUL!! You: blonde valkyrie, golden amber pendant, heather pullover, tan pants, silver car. Me: mere mortal, short dark hair, blue sweater, jeans, with friends. Us: wine, movie? ☎ 8585 FUMBLIN’ W/THE BLUES When I see you, carrot juice & bellpeppers mean nothing. You are the soft electricity my happi- ness is made of. Were gold, lock & key. Anywhere you want to go, I am with you! ☎ 8581 YOU’RE AN ARTIST And a tall man. Your watercolor painting was in Mayor’s Show, 2001 Eugene Celebration. You signed my “people’s poster” (support for NY), booth near P.O. I wish we had talked more. How about now? ☎ 8569 DAVE Oh, the things I could say about your incredibly impressive bat. And don’t even get me started about the balls. Mmmm Hmmm... ☎ 8568 BECKY - I saw you in half, I saw me in half. We’ll slap our two sweet halves together & send the other halves to work. ☎ 8436 TRACI & ASHLEY You guys rock my frickin’ socks off! Can’t wait to hang out again. Saturday Market? ☎ 8431 AUSSIE BOY I saw you at North Bank. It was love at first sight. It must be fate, I have to see you again for my life to be complete. ☎ 8427 MAROON VOLVO WAGON Friday, 5/2, about 2pm, down- town. You were leaving work (early?) with skis in rack on top & Boreal sticker, heading west. I was walking back to work with lunch in hand. Shared a couple of curious glances. Available? ☎ 8418 IN THE WOODS By the creek, I was seeking the perfect picnic spot. You laughed & remembered when. I bet the bench is seldom used, or at least had been until now. PBJ? ☎ 8417 REDMOND REDHEAD Pegasus counter guy seeking female ed. major/”model”! Come by for pizza. ☎ 8412 HOT ASIAN JINGLE BELT The days were long & we talked casually about life & poop. You know how I love Asian ladies. Can we meet again over poop tacos? The romance never dies. ☎ 8411 18TH AVE SAFEWAY 4/28, 8pm. You: wearing all black, cool furry purse. Me: wan- dering the aisles buying Robitussen & OJ, regretfully lacked the gumption to say any- thing in my weakened state. ☎ 8365 DREAMY! EMU, 4/28, 2pm. You: stud, look- ing at fliers, then at me? Wearing black clothes at computer. Your eyes looked into my soul. Made my day. Smile! ☎ 8360 FROM VEGAS You all watch the Thursday night lineup & drink at Max’s. You all are the best roommates ever! Thanks for welcoming me to Eugene. ☎ 8248 FRIENDS 30 LBS OF CHOCOLATE 4/17/03. Your eyes had me so flustered, I didn’t even know you shortchanged me. Do you like coffee as well as chocolate? Interested? ☎ 8244 STARTING OVER I’m out in the world alone again. Looking for friends to share laughs & fun times. Please con- tact me. ☎ 8579 HI I think I saw you breathing again & yeah, it’s the breathing I missed. ☎ 8242 I CAN SMELL Desperation like bees smell fear. I need a real gentleman 24-36 to pursue me. No jerks please! Friends first only, NS, LTR? ☎ 8577 CIGAR SMOKIN’ CUTIE Friday, 4/4, Horsehead. You: cigar smokin’ long haired beauty. Me: scruffy guy near couch who’s never thought cigars were sexy before. Our eyes met, we smiled, you left. ☎ 8240 LUNCH BUDDY SWPM, 43. Seeks SWF for occa- sional lunch & intelligent conver- sation. ☎ 8574 HARLEY DAVIDSON MAN Me: red dress, long dark hair & boots. You: riding Harley down- town. Do you like Motorhead? Portland Roseland 4/18, inter- ested in meeting me? Leave mes- sage ☎ 8199 (05/29/2003) TM Want to start weekly meditation group of Maharishi TM. 20 min- utes after work, once a week. We need this window of stillness. ☎ 8571 READY TO GET OUT? I am ready to get back in the game. Need women friends to go hear music, lectures where we can meet men. ☎ 8347 I LOVE YOU I SAW you again Katrina. You & your long, dark hair & voluptuous body. You are a true exotic beau- ty, anyone would be lucky. () YOUR MOM! F, 22, ISO preferably female snowboarder who is fun, unreli- gious & reliable for regular mountain trips 2003/04 season. More? 80’s night, video games, etc. No funny stuff! ☎ 8260 BLUE SAAB HUNK You: gorgeous, driving with little boy in back. Me: saw you near Barry’s. I’d like to take you home, sexy man. Will you be mine? ☎ 8354 ON THE BREEZE TO UO The guy in the tie. The old man with boxes. Me across from you. You had new clothes, knee stock- ings, bright eyes & a gorgeous smile. Hope we meet again! ☎ 8346 DEAR R You said you hated this town. With this in common, how’s about you & me leave it? I said I’d steal your car, but we could just have tea. ☎ 8345 BUTTMAN & CUNNING LINGUIST Out-of-towner visits Eugene once a month. Seeks open-mnded woman for hot encounters. I wine & dine you; you supply desert. Passionate & giving. Middle age perv. No shy bunnies or fatties please! ☎ 8582 NEW TO Eugene. Searching for friends, interested in spiritual practice of any kind. ☎ 8257 SEEKING NEW friendships with male/females over age 50. For activities like shopping sprees, dining out, movies, etc. ☎ 8603 ALTERN- ATIVES YOUNG STEWARDESS Looking for a port of call in Eugene/Springfield area. You must have money, honey, & want a woman with a body straight out of a Botticelli. All kink considered, threesomes too. No old guys. Anonymous please. ☎ 8602 ADULT MOVIE Seeking females interested in participating, making, or watch- ing amateur adult movies with well-hung WPM. Must be good performer, mature, discreet, will- ing, able & hot. ☎ 8575 SEEKING BI-FEMALE. Married white couple seeks bi- female for hot tubbing, trips, camping, etc. Him, 32. Her, 24. STD free UB2. Drug free & dis- creet. ☎ 8565 20S COUPLE SEARCHING Looking for primarily m/m maybe some f/f exploration. Fit, clean, easygoing. UB2. I have some past bisexual experience, she does not. Let’s show her! ☎ 8596 BORED WITH VANILLA Ready to be “mastered” Sub- Curious, STD-free. Explore push- ing spicy envelope. Curious female, 40s, seeking great escape from the predictable. Discretion, respect. Needs a spank! ☎ 8437 FIRST TIMER Attractive, athletic male looking for physically fit female in 20s- 30s for discreet encounters. Not getting enough attention at home? Let’s see if we click. STD free. ☎ 8589 HOT HITCHHIKER I thought about you yesterday for the first time in months & months & saw you later that day. You walk like a rock star, I can’t help staring. ☎ 8250 DATING SERVICES VEGAS HOT TALK! LIVE 1-ON-1 XXX 1-702-216-3500 ONLY .66-$1/min. 1-900-420-0420 x182. $2.95/min. 18+ START DATING tonight! Have fun playing the Oregon dating game. Call 1-800-ROMANCE ext. 2276. beautiful independent girls SEEKING SEXY T-GIRLS Handsome, dominant, generous man seeking beautiful transexu- als & sexy crossdressers for friendly, intimate encounters. Must be disease free. ☎ 8426 MAN WANTED! MWC seeking well-endowed, dis- creet man, any race. She is inter- ested in her 1st threesome. We assure discretion, even anonymi- ty! 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Dirty mind will be rewarded. I’m very discreet. Mid-40s, clean, std free. ☎ 8256 SBM, 40, educated, attractive & athletically endowed. Seeks natural or mature woman for mutually satisfying erotic encounters. ☎ 8251 CASUAL FUN Intelligent, athletic, experienced & witty WPM w/rock-hard stamina. Seeks F equal for discreet play- time. Benefits included. ☎ 8578 I’M YOURS Handsome, well-endowed man, 36, seeks high energy encounter with female. Petite to full size, any age. ☎ 8599 LEATHER I’m seeking a submissive single female interested in learning about leather restraints, spank- ing, mild S/M, pain-pleasure (mostly pleasure) & related kinks. Me: SWM, financially stable, attractive, experienced, good kisser. You: no children, nice fig- ure, healthy, interested in psycho- logical exploration. Meaningful relationship possible. ☎ 8235 Eugene LOOKING FOR MATTHEW Miss you lots, want to see you again. Met through Mark. Loved meeting your family. Need to look at the moon & stars with you again. Let’s talk. Love, kim. ☎ 8255 40TH ST. TAKE & BAKE I was the cowboy with the drunk last Saturday. You were incredibly attractive & are still on my mind. I would love to know more about you. ☎ 8254 NEED SATISFACTION? SM, 24, live in Eugene. ISO SF, petite, drug-free, energetic, dis- creet, no-strings, open to any- thing. If you like lots of sex, call me. ☎ 8362 Eugene 541-434-0400 541-683-2999 TRY FREE! C ODE 4573 Call Toll-Free to find your Local Phone Number O THER L OCAL N UMBERS C ALL :1-800-984-4LUV (588) 1-800-661-4LUV (588) 59¢/min.18+ 1-900-GET-LOVE (438-5683) $1.99/min. WWW .T ANGO P ERSONALS . COM 1-888-245-4545 Use FREE Trial Code 3220 Desiree’s Escorts Without a doubt Eugene’s HOTTEST GIRLS! Casual SEX DATELINE TELINE.COM .COM DATELINE.COM 541.431.7065 PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMEN PREFERRED www.desireesescorts.com\ Sweet and Discreet An eXX XX perience you won’t forget! 541.606.6102 www.Livelinks.com Charge Credit Card 1-888-814-2428 59¢/min. 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Wit, intelligence a plus. Meet first for coffee, dis- cussion, agreement. ☎ 8238 FIRST-TIMERS. Attractive cou- ple, 25 & 27 y.o. Looking for a girl or other couple for fun & maybe more. We drink, smoke & go to strip clubs. STD, etc. free please. ☎ 8237 STEPPING OUT Looking for a bi-female to help explore my curiosities with you & my partner. Will be my first inti- mate encounter with a woman. Us: early 30s, attractive, clean. ☎ 8366 * First time Free in your local area or toll applies. SANDWICH ANYONE? Albany, GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb friendly. Let’s have fun. ☎ 8262 BORED PORTLAND area GWM, 32. Seeks occasional week- end company, 25-42. Enjoy intelli- gent, clean cut guy for conversa- tion, culture, outdoors. Prefer in shape, masculine, non-scene. Spiritual side a plus. ☎ 8239 ATTRACTIVE MALE interest- ed in romantic & passionate fling with an attractive & fun house- wife. I’m fit & tan. Let’s fulfill our mutual fantasies together occa- sionally. 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