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Personals 2X AROUND 21 y.o. femme. ISO of fun. No strings, no games. Unless you wanna role-play. Safe, clean & confidential. ☎ 8068 (05/22/03) EARLY 20S DYKE Funny, clumsy yet smart. Seeks someone to relax with. Always looking for an adventure. Seek a 20ish experienced dyke with a good attitude & cute smile. No LTR. ☎ 8063 (05/22/03) 47 GF. ISO womyn with great sense of humor, likes the out- doors, playing pool, movies & herb friendly a must. Animal lover, you be too. ☎ 8060 (05/22/03) PINK MELONBERRY New to Eugene, 22, herb-lovin’, Earth-aware, animal-friendly, anti-facist, non-conformist Gyrl. ISO diversity. Trust me, a group of Bunnies can brainwash you. ☎ 7944 (05-08-2003) ACTIVE & GENUINE 39 y.o. independent femme/jock seeking slender, active, attractive partner-in-crime. 35-50 y.o. for possible LTR. Honesty a must, let’s take it slow & see what hap- pens. ☎ 7917 (05-08-2003) MEN SEEKING MEN TONY ON YOUR BIKE Tony with fabulous furry chest. A pleasure to meet you 2+ weeks ago at ABS! Especially liked how you looked up at me in the $1 slots. Play again? ☎ 8136 (05/29/2003) LOOKING FOR my cosmic soulmate. Where are you? I want to be with you. Me? Just me. 5’11”, 165 lbs. GWM now. Previously a person of diversity. Probably Asian. You? ☎ 8127 (05/29/2003) GWM MID 40s, beard, long dark hair. Seeks older GWM, late 50s, 60s, older. I enjoy nudity & receiving massages. Let me be the center of your attention. ☎ 8126 (05/29/2003) BLUE COLLAR, WHITE COLLAR Gay guy, 44, 5’8”, 175 lbs. Interested to meet masc guy who’s got a sweet, sensitive dimension. Facial/body hair nice! It all begins with friendly energy & that attraction thing. ☎ 8089 (05/22/03) SANDWICH ANYONE? GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb. Let’s have fun. ☎ 8075 (05/22/03) I SAW YOU MISS LOUISVILLE. Thanks for showing us soapstone, and sorry for grimace over L.A. My friend later chastised me for not asking for your number. Would love to get coffee, maybe do some mushroom picking? ☎ 8197 (05/29/2003) GROVER IS MY... Best friend. Thanks for the fun songs, painting moons & suns & twirling my heart. Do you want a ride on my golf cart? ☎ 8193 (05/29/2003) NEW ODYSSEY BOY You left message & acting like Icarus (for which I’m prone), I got excited & accidentally erased the message before I could scribble digits. Call again & I’ll pay you back in all the best ways. ☎ 8179 (05/29/2003) ~M~ I’m convinced now. I does stand for master. If you think you can do that again, I’m willing to let you try! Now boarding, K23... ☎ 8178 (05/29/2003) ROJUSHKA I miss singing with you to The Coup. If I could wink, I’d wink at you. Let’s set a time & meet somewhere. I’d Love to read books in our... ☎ 8177 (05/29/2003) NICE BOOTY GIRL 4/9/03 Morning at DariMart. I was standing with my hot dog in my hand, checking out your assets when you caught me look- ing. I was embarrassed & you smiled. ☎ 8174 (05/29/2003) SKIPPER, MY LOVE I cannot get you out of my thoughts. I don’t ever want to be able to take my hands off your twinkalicious booty. Let’s start at the beginning. ☎ 8172 (05/29/2003) CRO-MAG BOY You know, I could live the rest of my life happy if I didn’t have to look at your unibrow. Unfortunately, you are frickin’ everywhere. Please move away. ☎ 8170 (05/29/2003) HEY FIRESTARTER! I met you at Mike D’s. You start- ed the fire. You left too early. I’d love to buy you coffee or lighter fluid sometime. Scott. ☎ 8137 (05/29/2003) MARK M. loves Fronzze... Call if curious about this ad. ☎ 8135 (05/29/2003) HUGH M. loved his job. Curious? Respond... ☎ 8134 (05/29/2003) WEST 11TH & GARFIELD Me: Driving Lincoln Mark VII, 4/8/03, 12:20pm. You: Driving grey Taurus (sdq-516) & shared numerous glances. Are you curi- ous? Are you family? Let’s check things out! ☎ 8132 (05/29/2003) PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. CHARLIE’S ANGELS Listening to Mark Allan, laughing at my come on... You know you liked it. New material next Sunday. See you there? ☎ 8131 (05/29/2003) SWEETPRINCE Tigger was so thrilled to finally hear the “G” word that she real- ly needs to bounce. Got hair tie?? ☎ 8130 (05/29/2003) HOUSE OF RECORDS HOTTIE Tall, blond, beautiful. Can I stop buying CDs I don’t really want? Coffee at the L&L? ☎ 8129 (05/29/2003) YOU:TOO cute & sweet, doing a good deed at Sundance 3/27. You knew my name; come back in & tell me yours & the treat will be on me. ☎ 8128 (05/29/2003) JASON ODWALLA I go to the Oakway Yumm! to watch you (not stalk you) stock juice. The blonde girl who smiles & doesn’t work there. Next time I’ll wink. ☎ 8091 (05/22/03) PEAS IN A POD Will you be ovulating again on Friday? Do you like me? No hear- ing aids for us. ☎ 8192 (05/29/2003) COY MISTRESS You were the best player at TA. I was that young dreamer with the rat tail. Now I can’t get that slo- gan out of my head. Cha-eese- man, ding! ☎ 8090 (05/22/03) YOOOO - HOOOOO!!! You thought I was done, now who’s mistaken? I think some tables need to be cleaned & some customers could sure use some Sweet-n-Low. Get back to work!! ☎ 8191 (05/29/2003) KWVA QUEEN DJ Always seeing you downtown looking down. You have been sounding sad lately too. Please smile & play more happy music. Stop fretting. Not a stalker, just a fan. I swear. ☎ 8079 (05/22/03) BETTIE PAGE SAYS To all those putting messages in for tattooed Bettie Page, either leave me a message here or use your juevos & talk to me in per- son. ☎ 8074 (05/22/03) TO HALO Angel of dandlitions, you made my day. me: girl on 5th Street with marvelous finds. Do you like your shoes? How will I find you again? ☎ 8061 (05/22/03) VICODEN BOY Sorry about your teefs. 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