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Personals EARLY 20S DYKE Funny, clumsy yet smart. Seeks someone to relax with. Always looking for an adventure. Seek a 20ish experienced dyke with a good attitude & cute smile. No LTR. ☎ 8063 47 GF. ISO womyn with great sense of humor, likes the out- doors, playing pool, movies & herb friendly a must. Animal lover, you be too. ☎ 8060 PINK MELONBERRY New to Eugene, 22, herb-lovin’, Earth-aware, animal-friendly, anti-facist, non-conformist Gyrl. ISO diversity. Trust me, a group of Bunnies can brainwash you. ☎ 7944 ACTIVE & GENUINE 39 y.o. independent femme/jock seeking slender, active, attractive partner-in-crime. 35-50 y.o. for possible LTR. Honesty a must, let’s take it slow & see what hap- pens. ☎ 7917 FIRST TIME BI Looking for a young woman or women, 20-26, to fulfill bi fantasy. Must be gentle, open-minded, clean. I am 22, looking for fun, not commitment, possible three/four some? ☎ 7839 men Seeking Men LOOKING FOR my cosmic soulmate. Where are you? I want to be with you. Me? Just me. 5’11”, 165 lbs. GWM now. Previously a person of diversity. Probably Asian. You? ☎ 8127 GWM MID 40S, beard, long dark hair. Seeks older GWM, late 50s, 60s, older. I enjoy nudity & receiving massages. Let me be the center of your attention. ☎ 8126 BLUE COLLAR, WHITE COLLAR Gay guy, 44, 5’8”, 175 lbs. Interested to meet masc guy who’s got a sweet, sensitive dimension. Facial/body hair nice! It all begins with friendly energy & that attraction thing. ☎ 8089 SANDWICH ANYONE? GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb. Let’s have fun. ☎ 8075 YOUNG 40ISH GWM Enjoy; working out, dinner par- ties & relaxing at poolside. ISO someone young w/same inter- ests. Should be honest, smart, fun & good-looking. ☎ 7884 WILLEM DAFOE Lookalike immigrant. I like the baseball, the knitting, the sex, the creme brulee, the painting by numbers, and the sex. If you are liking the top then call me baby baby. ☎ 7858 i Saw you HOUSE OF RECORDS HOTTIE Tall, blond, beautiful. 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NS, friends first, LTR. ☎ 7949 SEEKING TRAVEL partner/bodyguard on trip to Philippines. Must be honest, trustworthy & a friend as well. ☎ 7889 I VANT to be alone... But not all the time. Extremely fit (mentally & physically) senior gay woman seeks same for occasional out- ings. Old pals left town. I enjoy the theater, concerts (especially the Hult), skiing, biking, hiking, etc. How about you? BLIND BOX: JANE. DON’T HAVE SEX DRIVE & I want to develop an elbow fetish. It is an underexplored fetish because Foucalt liked being shat on & didn’t give it the green light as far as destigmatis- ing. ☎ 8121 ISO 40-55 companion w/simi- lar interest. Me: DWM, uses a power wheelchair, body bad - mind good. Enjoys computers, music, outdoors, nature, movies. Has an attention for detail. ☎ 8088 SM You can also purchase a Blind Box for letters for $15 . COMPANION Need the company of an intelli- gent, charismatic, tall, dark & handsome gentleman? 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