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Classifieds YOU HAVE OPTIONS! PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD: CALL 541.484.0519 FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. BOX ADS Call for details. DEADLINES Box Ads Friday, 5pm • Line Ads, Monday 5pm WARMLINE FOR PARENTS. Alone, uncertain, stressed, about to lose it, need advice or a sup- portive ear? Parents can call 541- 484-4401 daily from 9am to 4pm for information, resource, refer- ral, support and placement in Birth to Three groups. Bulletin Board Announcements ATTENTION: READERS who respond to mail order/phone ads appearing in these classifieds do so at their own risk. Eugene Weekly assumes no liability. If in doubt about a particular offer, check with the Better Business Bureau or US Postal Service before sending any money. NONVIOLENCE: THE POWER OF THE PEOPLE Community Training for Democracy Sun. April 13, 1-6pm at EWEB Training Room, 500 E. 4th St. • Learn philosophy, principles of NV • Hear history of successful social movements • Explore options for current legal actions • Learn & practice affinity group model • Plan for ongoing community actions for justice & peace Call Nonviolence Response Network 896-3996 for info & registration. Free. MY WOMAN EXPO, Eugene. Accepting women business ven- dors for our June 20 and 21 Expo in Eugene. Details at 998-2014 or www.mywomanexpo.com/Eugen e.htm. PENIS ENLARGEMENT pill. 100% herbal, gain 1”-3” guaran- teed. Totally confidential. Only $62.90. Ck/MO/Cash/Cards - Lansing Laboratories. 422 Elmwood #2, Lansing, MI 48917. 800-369-4699, 24 hrs. www.androenlarge.com. Classes Legal Notices TIBETAN BUDDHISM corre- spondence courses for home study are available for free from the Asian Classics Institute, www.world-view.org. Originally taught by Geshe Michael Roach, these courses cover the Six Great Books of Buddhism studied in a Tibetan monastery. I will be tak- ing these courses soon, and I am looking for others in the Eugene area who are interested in form- ing a study group based on them. Call Aaron at 686-1482, or email aaronc@ori.org NOTICE OF Public Auction. Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four Corners Self Storage will hold a silent auction, April 27, 2003 by the unit, sealed bids, from 12pm to 2pm, for units, C88 Bruce Myers, A58 Bruce Myers, C49 James Dodson, A37 Robert Quasne, and C30 Stacy Kliewer at 599 Hwy 99 N. Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at (541)689- 5115. Lost & Found CRANIOSACRAL CLASS FOR EVERYONE Learn effective skills to reduce strains, headaches May 10th 9am-4:30pm JEFF BURCH instructor 689-1515 Upledger Institute sponsored FOUND CAT Beautiful lynx-like tabby, sugar doober kitty. He was found at Hiron’s on 18th & Pearl, Saturday, March 22, 9pm. Please, if you miss your boober, call 465- 3889 and leave message. He seems about 1 year old and he wants to go home badly. Crafts/Hobbies Wanted Employment Help Wanted CAREGIVER FOR Male quadri- plegic. Live-in. Beginning May 1. Tim, 684-0645. I’M GOING CRAZY! Make cash this week. Local company has 20 openings. Call today, start tomorrow. 541-684-0106. Ask for Josie. LAYOUT INSTALL/service tech. Thriving business, Gold Beach, Oregon. Salary DOE, Permanent position avail. immed. 541-247-8100. PART TIME customer service position for sustainable gourmet food company. Friendly, relaxed working environment. Requires strong computer skills, experi- ence in sales/telemarketing. pre- fer familiarity with ACT! software. Email qualifications to jobs@mycological.com or send resume to P.O. Box 24940 Eugene, OR 97402. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40. Send photo & contact phone number to: Video Productions P.O. Box 40545 Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com 541-688-1488 (Female Callers Only) MASSAGE TABLE wanted. Lightweight, portable, quality. 729-3152. CANDY MAKING SUPPLIES are now available at Glorybee Foods in time for Easter, Mother’s & Father’s days! Spring Saturday hours: 10am-2pm, Apr. 12-May 10. Regular hours: 9am-5pm. GloryBee Foods 120 N Seneca Rd, Eugene. 689-0913. www.GloryBee.com SEE THIS AD! If you are read- ing this, you know a line ad in Eugene Weekly classifieds gets noticed. $2/Line, 4 line minimum. We also offer line ads with logos for $24/inch. Call 484-0519. DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR ✓ Car Payments ✓ School Loans ✓ Credit Card Debts Have you ever considered a PART-TIME job in the cleaning industry? WE OFFER: ★Early evening and weekend positions★ Part time 5 to 25 hrs./wk. ★ Flexible start times Locations near home ★ Advancement opportunities Car & phone required ★ Great job for a team $6.90-$7.65/HOUR • Call 683-0731 Adoption/Family Services *ADOPTION IS LOVE!* A creative, happy, financially secure couple will unconditionally LOVE & CHERISH your precious baby. Expenses Paid, 1-800-933-1975. HAPPILY MARRIED couple wish to adopt newborn to provide love & security for a lifetime. Call Lorraine & Dennis 1-800-796- 5681 X#96. Spiritual LEARNING TO LOVE. Buddhist teachings. Fridays 7:30pm, Four Winds Center, 1840 Willamette St. Ongoing classes. Ends 4/11. info@MeditationInOregon.org. 503-233-6747. ADD YOUR LOGO to a line ad and get noticed. Only $24/inch. Contact Eugene Weekly for more details. 484-0519. Seeking Employment STEINER INSPIRED SCHOOL. The Village School, a public charter school, is seeking middle school teachers for the 2003-2004 school year. License/certification a plus, but not required. Experience & train- ing in Steiner methodology desir- able. Willingness to work in a col- laborative model as part of a team of teachers. Full time salaries begin at $30K with bene- fits. Please send resume, cover letter, references, letters of rec- ommendation to The Village School 2855 Lincoln St. Eugene, Oregon 97405. Position open until filled. SMALL FAMILY needs a H.O.M.E. (household operations maintenance expert) and person- al care attendant. Cooking, clean- ing, & helping disabled 50 yr old man. 20 hrs wk. $7.50/hr. Nice environment, 484-3185. SATURDAY MARKET Assistant-set-up and take down: responsible for tents, tables, chairs, fences and other duties involved with producing a weekly market. Will train. Must be in good physical condition and have skill in dealing with people from a diverse range of backgrounds. Must be reliable. Split shift posi- tion, Saturdays, 5:30 am-10 am & 4-8 p.m. $7.76/hr. Also Wanted: Substitute Assistant for Information Booth. No phone calls, come to 76 W. Broadway to complete an application. References required. TEACHER. 15 STUDENTS, 3rd through 5th. Drinking Gourd Non- Profit Alternative School. Experience: computer, Spanish, & global perspective necessary. $30,000 plus insurance. Resume to 2809 Shirley St. Eugene, 97404. 689-5255. GERVAIS, EUGENE’S only AVEDA concept Salon, is now hir- ing full or part time hair stylist & nail technician. If your work cre- ates art & your soul reflects com- passion, please drop off or mail your resume to 301 W. 5th Ave. Eugene, 97401 or fax to 349- 0751. 334-6533. EXPERIENCED CAREGIVER. Very good references. Looking for private care. Pet care avail. 344-9757. Career Training PREMIUM POUR BARTENDING, INC. Professional Session April 21st - 2 weeks Flair Workshop April 21st - 5:30 pm $20 Oregon’s Only Flair Club 1st & 3rd Monday We’re more than a school! Call today to join our team! www.premium-pour.com 541-485-4695 $$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext. 203 (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS. $100- $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure, 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities ATTENTION: LOOKING FOR A CHANGE? We have the answer! Make $$$ at home. Full training & support. Free booklet. DEGHomeBiz.com / 888-429- 1534. $$ INCREASE YOUR INCOME $$ Control your hours! Home based business! Full training. Free booklet. www.ubsuccess- ful.com 800-693-8112. MOTHERS & OTHERS Earn $300-$1500 Part-time on-off Internet. Local training & sup- port. 23-year-old company expanding in our area. Call for information, 541-744-2432 • www.workathome-bw.com The Village School is a public school based on Steiner methodology. Our goal is to provide a holistic, arts-integrated curriculum using artistry, music and movement. ENVIRONMENT CONTROL TURN SPARE TIME INTO $$. Mail-order/e-commerce busi- ness. PT/FT. Free info. Full train- ing. www.dream2acheive.com or call 1-888-221-5501. $240 + WEEKLY! Assemble crafts, wood items, materials provided. 24-hour. 1-801-428- 4674. NOW HIRING: Companies des- perately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info. 1-985-646-1700, Dept. OR-1072. For Sale Misc. GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. Tibetan prayerflags, tapes- tries & prayerwheels. Djembe drums, handmade photo albums sarongs & buddhas + more. Large & small orders. 541-342- 1826. TAN AT HOME. Wolff Tanning beds. Flexible financing available. Home delivery. Free color cata- log. Call today, 1-800-939-8267. www.np.etstan.com THE PERFECT sensual gift. Are you feeling a little wicked & naughty? Add some adventure & spice to your vanilla love life. 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Street, Springfield 744-7121 30 APRIL 10, 2003 1 Photog Diane 6 Annoy via sweetness 10 Beats easily at Daytona 14 Fast partner 15 Date night hassle 16 John, one way 17 First words of jokes about airheads 19 "Kundun" extra 20 Play reporter 21 Ewe in "Babe" 22 Provide food 23 Start of punny two-liners 28 Stop at the stables 30 Like cheering crowds 31 They write up rowdy freshmen 32 Certainly doesn't benefit 34 Jeff Bagwell or Lance Berkman, notably 36 Words before "so ugly" or "so poor," in snaps 39 With 52-across, standard joke start 43 Her attacker received only probation in a German court 45 ___ vie 46 Title in Ankara 49 Less refined 51 Problem, in metaphor 52 See 39-across 56 Many find him "akbar" 57 ___ Lankans 58 Sue Grafton's "___ for Outlaw" 61 Promises to pay 62 Joke start for little ones 66 Ruined, maybe 67 Taverna food 68 "Full Metal Jacket" actor R. Lee ___ 69 Goblet part 70 "Chicago" stage star Neuwirth 71 Doesn't die Down 1 It borders Mont. 2 Does crew 3 Library lover 4 Computer cables and ports abbr. 5 Sister of Patty 6 Queen Elizabeth Islands' locale 7 Calculator display, for short 8 "OK, first of all..." 9 Toady's word 10 Syringa vulgaris, common- ly 11 Picture representing you, in some chatrooms 12 She's seeing Kid Rock 13 Traffic troubles 18 Cereal ingredient, often 22 Clinton secretary Betty 24 Group whose name is Arabic for "zeal" 25 "___ pro nobis" 26 Classics IV lead singer Dennis 27 What the senator took 28 "Because I said so" ques- tion 29 "Ni ___!" ("Hello," in Chinese) 33 Russian org. and enemy in James Bond films 35 City on the Yodo River 37 Jai ___ 38 Stitched 40 Warship sections 41 Cult favorite actor ___ Kier 42 So far 44 It's struck after the show 46 Counts on 47 Foolheaded feller 48 Shelfmate of Elle and Cosmo 50 Louie's counterpart, when hanging a right 53 Countdown provider 54 "Russian ___" (2002 film) “ Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One ” –we’re sure you have. 55 Theodore of "My Fair Lady" 59 "Johnny Mnemonic" actor 60 "The ___ the limit!" 62 It stood for "Committee for State Security" 63 "Science Guy" Bill 64 Ambient techno group, with "The" 65 Heston's org. by Matt Jones ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1- 900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-6548. Reference puzzle #0093
