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Classifieds YOU HAVE OPTIONS! PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD: CALL 541.484.0519 FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. BOX ADS Call for details. DEADLINES Box Ads Friday, 5pm • Line Ads, Monday 5pm Bulletin Board Announcements *ADOPT* Happily married financially secure couple will give your baby boundless LOVE & a joyful future. Expenses paid. Kate & Michael, 1-800-861-4080. ATTENTION: READERS who respond to mail order/phone ads appearing in these classifieds do so at their own risk. Eugene Weekly assumes no liability. If in doubt about a particular offer, check with the Better Business Bureau or US Postal Service before sending any money. LAMPWORKERS & FRIENDS. Milon Townsend Seminar at Eugene Glass School. April 5. 9am-5pm. Making and Marketing Boro-glass for the Conventional Consumer. 342-2959. Party, demos, music, 7-9pm. Donations. MY WOMAN EXPO, Eugene. Accepting women business ven- dors for our June 20 and 21 Expo in Eugene. Details at 998-2014 or www.mywomanexpo.com/Eugen e.htm. PATTERSON PRESCHOOL co-op. Open house. 3-5 year-olds. Saturday, 4/5, 10-1pm. 1510 W. 15th Ave. 345-0515. PENIS ENLARGEMENT pill. 100% herbal, gain 1”-3” guaran- teed. Totally confidential. Only $62.90. Ck/MO/Cash/Cards - Lansing Laboratories. 422 Elmwood #2, Lansing, MI 48917. 800-369-4699, 24 hrs. www.androenlarge.com. SINGLE? 1/2 Price Special. Meet someone special! Ages 25- 90. 1-800-949-0411 or www.HQintros.com $2/LINE, 4 LINE MIN. is the economical cost for line ads in Eugene Weekly classifieds. Contact us at 484-0519. WARMLINE FOR PARENTS. Alone, uncertain, stressed, about to lose it, need advice or a sup- portive ear? Parents can call 541-484-4401 daily from 9am to 4pm for information, resource, referral, support and placement in Birth to Three groups. Classes WATERSHED TEACHER. Clay mapmaking workshops. Learn the lay of the land where you live through modeling it in clay. Spray it with water & watch the flow. All ages, 3 & up. Other naturalist art classes offered as well as nature guide services by foot or canoe. One on one or groups up to 11. Louisa Hamachek, 684-9656 or 968-0281. Wanted Women’s Personal Theater classes start Apr. 7. Stories become performance art. Children’s after-school Creative Adventure Classes. Improv • Games • Art The Boldness Institute 686-8119 www.boldnessinstitute.org LOVING COUPLE in search of property to use for 1 day/1 night to celebrate their union with friends & family. Looking to camp. Willing to pay. 338-2187. Spiritual LEARNING TO LOVE. Buddhist teachings. Fridays 7:30pm, Four Winds Center, 1840 Willamette St. Ongoing classes. Ends 4/11. info@MeditationInOregon.org. 503-233-6747. Free TEMPORARY HOME (approx 6 mos.) needed for sweet, shy 5 y.o. orange F tabby. Quiet home, NP preferred. Betsy, 434-0350. Meetings COMM. VILLAGE General Meeting. Second Wednesdays. 8 Jan, 7-9 pm. Westmoreland Elementary Cafeteria. Childcare. 344-3770. Opportunities CONSTRUCT BUDDHIST Temple, cast sacred art. Volunteer openings at Odiyan Center. Beautiful, healthy envi- ronment in Northern California. Help for a year with construction, bronze casting; some gardening, cooking, computer work. Room, board & $150/month stipend. Toll-free 1-866-707-0750 or www.odiyan.org. Employment Help Wanted PART TIME customer service position for sustainable gourmet food company. Friendly, relaxed working environment. Requires strong computer skills, experi- ence in sales/telemarketing. pre- fer familiarity with ACT! soft- ware. Email qualifications to jobs@mycological.com or send resume to P.O. Box 24940 Eugene, OR 97402. COZMIC PIZZA seeks bicycle deliver person. Must be hard rid- ing, fast, reliable, honest and water-resistant. Must have own car. No phone calls. Drop resume: 1432 Willamette. CHILD CARE PROVIDER/ LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING. 2 girls, 1 1/2 & 5. Tuesdays & Thursdays 7:50am-5:30pm, in our home - SW Eugene. Must have reliable car w/space for 2 carseats; excellent driving record. Exp. with children, preferably w/special needs. Play outside rain or shine, crafts, read, play. NS, references required. $10/hr. Avail. immedi- ately. Linda, 541-344-0469. PHOTO MODELS Wanted! Females 18-30 for men’s maga- zines. $400 minimum. 517-7071. TEACHER. 15 students, 3rd through 5th. Drinking Gourd Non- Profit Alternative School. Experience: computer, Spanish, & global perspective necessary. $30,000 plus insurance. Resume to 2809 Shirley St. Eugene, 97404. 689-5255. EARN $1,380, or more weekly at home. Guaranteed in writing. Full/part-time. Must be 18. Legitimate, honest home employ- ment. $225 hiring bonus. 775- 833-5605. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40. Send photo & contact phone number to: Video Productions P.O. Box 40545 Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com 541-688-1488 (Female Callers Only) $500 WEEKLY salary mailing our sales brochure from home. No exp. necessary. FT/PT Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours) (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS/models need- ed! Earn up to $400 - $600 per day. No experience required. Call 1-800-814-0277 Ext. 8057 (AAN/CAN). $$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext. 203 (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS. $100- $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure, 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities $$ INCREASE YOUR INCOME $$ Control your hours! Home based business! Full training. Free booklet. www.ubsuccess- ful.com 800-693-8112. MOTHERS & OTHERS Earn $300-$1500 Part-time on-off Internet. Local training & sup- port. 23-year-old company expanding in our area. Call for information, 541-744-2432 • www.workathome-bw.com TIRED OF 9-5? Control income, hours & future from home! Free booklet. 888-234- 1058 www.freedomaward.com ATTENTION: IMMEDIATE openings. International company needs help. Work from home. Full training. Bonuses. Vacations. Free info. www.snagadream.com 888-603-4347. Career Training CAREER POSITIONS - $11- $48/hour. Paid training, full bene- fits. Available 7 days/week. Call American Data Group for info on current hiring positions. 1-800- 320-9353 ext. 2517. There will be a celebration of M ar s ha ll La n d ma n ’s life on Sunday, April 6 at 2pm at the Oregon Country Fair site. THE JOLLY GOOD CHIMNEY SWEEP 344-5571 David S. Bull, Esq. Lic. #51931 Y o u W il l B e M i ss ed A Sweep for All Seasons Across BOOKKEEPER Worker Owned Cooperative / Intentional Community in Oregon Cascades seeking experienced Bookkeeper for biweekly payroll for 60-90 staff, A/P, general journal entries, cash receipts, and monthly financial statements. Must have strong accounting and computer skills, be accurate and detail oriented. Benefits include housing, insurance, and minimum wage. SUMMER POSITIONS Worker Owned Cooperative / Intentional Community in Oregon Cascades seeking skilled applicants in the areas of Kitchen, Housekeeping, Office, Maintenance and Massage to come and work at our retreat center for the summer season, May-October. We provide modest/rustic housing, hourly wage and use of all facilities and hot springs. C ALL (503) 854-3314 FOR AN APPLICATION . 30 APRIL 3, 2003 1 Common D&D character 4 Surname of an "American Idol" judge 9 Its first letter stands for "untersee" 14 Go to the small screen 15 Good-fer-nothin' 16 Sexy Halloween costume option 17 Palmer prop 18 Winter Olympic hopefuls from Grenada who tried to sell themselves at auction in July 1999 20 It's best with some nice nuts 22 Have an unmagnetic person- ality? 23 ___ Nast 25 She got R-E-S-P-E-C-T 29 Sound that triggers "Gesundheit" 31 Some soft drinks 34 Makes jerky 35 Film series with orcs and hobbits, to fans 36 Sobbing noise 38 Dashboard stat. 39 ___-Hoo (chocolate drink) 40 Actual auction offering from the U.K. for about $22, July 2000 41 Prefix with terrorism 42 Madness's musical genre 43 They're often held in delis 44 Peter's costar in "Lawrence of Arabia" 45 U.S. senator Collins 47 OK setting for a clock 48 Chihuahua or New South Wales 49 Most fitting 51 Adrian Tomine comic ___ Nerve 53 Visit once more 56 Anne Rice book of 1993 59 Body part someone attempt- ed to illegally offer at auction in Sept. 1999, before 57-down stopped them 63 "May ___ excused?" 64 They list funeral info 65 Weeper of myth 66 Photographer Goldin 67 Make baby food 68 Clinched, with "up" 69 It may be evil Down 1 Roadside diner sign 2 "In ___ of flowers..." 3 Breakfast barely eaten by Justin Timberlake, auctioned March 2000 4 "Captain Lou" of 1980s wrestling 5 Greeted the villain 6 Genre related to 42-across 7 It died in 1991 8 Julia dumped him 9 Superhero whose alter ego was Shoeshine Boy 10 Common culprit 11 Land on the Pac. 12 ___ rule 13 Pro ___ 19 Gp. that watches for PCBs 21 Opportunity, metaphorically 24 Like many a pay-per-view movie 26 Theoretical item reported "used" with "some rust" in Aug. 2001 27 Cool guy of the past 28 Whither much driftwood 29 Milano who fought against fake Internet photos 30 Concoct an elaborate scheme 32 Pacific salmon varieties 33 Ryukyu Islands religion 36 Nice good 37 Turn-___ (part of a center- fold's list) 40 "Alice in Wonderland" theme 44 Blues great Johnny 46 Fill full of bubbles 48 Didn't hit at the casino 50 A bit of chiding 52 Annapolis rookie 54 One for the Austrians 55 James's costar on "The Sopranos" For Sale Fuel & Heating Music & Entertainment For Sale STEVE VAI signature ibanez jem TV. Beautiful guitar, excellent condition + hardshell case. $1,299. 503-807-6770. Events HARDWOOD/SOFTWOOD. Seasoned mix. 1/3 cord, split & delivered, $50. Stacking $5 extra. Rich, 343-1737. Lawn & Garden PLANT SALE - April 5th & 6th, Hundreds of perennials from my garden. 3000 Calla Street. Irving Road to Kalmia to Calla. Misc. GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. Tibetan prayerflags, tapes- tries & prayerwheels. Djembe drums, handmade photo albums sarongs & buddhas + more. Large & small orders. 541-342- 1826. TAN AT HOME. Wolff Tanning beds. Flexible financing available. Home delivery. Free color cata- log. Call today, 1-800-939-8267. www.np.etstan.com Art Internships CERAMIC INTERNSHIPTrade work for studio space, teaching, mentoring. Car and clay passion necessary. 942-2071. SEE THIS AD! If you are read- ing this, you know a line ad in Eugene Weekly classifieds gets noticed. $2/Line, 4 line minimum. We also offer line ads with logos for $24/inch. Call 484-0519. FIRST FRIDAY IRISH DANCE We are pleased to announce the return of the First Friday Ceili. On April 4th, May 2nd & June 6th we will open the doors at 8 pm at St. Mary’s on 13th & Pearl in Eugene. LIVE MUSIC and Bruce Kenny calling. Instruction given, no partner necessary. For more info call Sharon at 935-3028 or e-mail ceilieugene@earthlink.net An Chead de Hoaine Ceili. Lessons FUN GUITAR!!! Low rates! Fun for all ages! Call Marty of The Sugar Beets today at 302-0804. Patient, relaxed, & encouraging. MUSIC INSTRUCTION. Lessons in voice, piano, flute. Professional Musician-Teacher. Your home or my studio. 686- 2469. VIOLIN/VIOLA Lessons. Experienced teacher, reasonable rates. Classical/Celtic/ Bluegrass, children and adults, beginners welcome. Leeeza, 746- 0345. WALKER T. RYAN offers old style blues guitar lessons. Fingerstyle slide. Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, John Hurt, etc. 485-9898. Please try 686-9914 if can’t get through. The Family Willamettans Nudist Park “A Place To Be Nude” Secure Recreational Facility camping, covered heated pool, hot tub, sauna & more Call (541) 933-2809 www.efn.org/~willies E-mail office@oregoncountryfair.org or call 343-4298 for more information J ONESIN ’ C ROSSWORD HOME BUSINESS Opportunity. Improve your fami- ly’s financial future. P/T-F/T, free info, full training. www.enjoylife- forever.com (888)237-3622. $240 + WEEKLY! Assemble crafts, wood items, materials provided. 24-hour. 1-801-428- 4674. Affiliated with American Association for Nude Recreation “I Don’t Buy It” –Bizarre auction action. 57 Where the theme entries were offered at auction 58 Man's name that sounds like a woman's name 59 Word after bar or island 60 "Sit, ___, sit" 61 It means "peace" in Russian 62 "When do we want it?" response by Matt Jones ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900- 226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-6548. 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