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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. women Seeking Men CHRISTIAN LATINA 5’2”, 130 lbs., self-employed, likes exercise, speaks some English, has two daughters. Seeking man 45-55, hardworking, intelligent, honest & likes chil- dren, for serious relationship. ☎ 7918 SWPF, HAPPY, physically fit. Seeks meaningful relationship w/SWPM, 38-48. Interests include; outdoor activities, stay- ing fit, travel & quiet nights by the fireplace. Must like animals. ☎ 7912 SPRING IS HERE! SWF, 40, fit & attractive, seeks SWM for hiking buddy. Are you looking for someone to hang out with on weekends & explore new trails? Me too! Let’s plot our next adventure. ☎ 7897 @#*@$*!%^# DATING!!! Bijou, wine, spanakopita... Or? Beer, sarcasm, road trips... I can do it all! Needing omnivorous employed redheaded guy to com- pliment my every strength. Please God, don’t be Republican! ☎ 7895 INT. SALSA PRACTICE Beg. - int. seeking int. or better. ☎ 7882 SWPF, FIT, spiritually present. Enjoys hiking, biking, dancing, yoga, gardening, jazz/blues & sunshine. Seeks intelligent SPM, 44-51; confident, centered, play- ful & passionate about life for conversation, laughter, hugs, adventure. ☎ 7881 VERY COOL WPF, MID 20S ISO guy who wants the trophy wife, with a twist! I want older, 30-40, good-looking guy with good taste that has his crap together & secure in every way. Your baggage: fine with me. My baggage: nonexistent. I have good job, but want the whole package. Your cool (collectible/unique) vehicle or motorcycle a plus! ☎ 7871 ISO GENTLEMAN. I’m 5’4”, brown/brown, slim, very fit, edu- cated. Enjoys horse camping, gar- dening, building my barn, repair- ing fences. I’d like to share my good life. ☎ 7854 NO MORE FRIENDS! Let’s dive into being in love! I’m a lovely, voluptuous lady; seeking a fun, funny, sexy, herb friendly sweetie, who is available and tired of being alone. Ages 48-55. ☎ 7827 WANTED: MAN who’ll smooch me, not watch football on TV, who’s not afraid to wash dishes frequently, who’ll give me foot rubs in hot tubs, practice garden- ing & kundalini. ☎ 7809 5’2”, 125 LBS., blonde/blue, fit, educated, self-employed. Likes music, literature, swimming, trav- el, cooking, family. ISO: NS, 50s- 60s, affectionate, intelligent, play- ful males for enduring intimate partnership. ☎ 7770 42 Y.O. FEMALE Looking for a loving man. Compassionate, honest, unat- tached & sincere male for romance & companionship. NS, ND, LD ok. ☎ 7760 MAGIC RITUAL GRACE True guy w/deep emotional forti- tude wanted for 36 y.o. woman. Integrity, expression, creation, conception, lucid dreaming, laughter, dirt, dogs, kids, love, artist/healer, Pisces, tgr/hrse/dog, ND, NS, LA. ☎ 7753 FEISTY TELE BABE Sweet, slender, fit, (intentionally) kidless, 41, seeking physical/emotional/sexual equal (sweetie/best friend) to play (telemark ski, hike, backpack, road-ride) and share food, films, feelings, baths & my passion for gardening! ☎ 7750 men Seeking woMen SEEKING SOMEONE playful to life. I am very physical; exer- cise, swimming, tai-chi, dynamic, vital, value home life, unique, col- orful, earring & bangles, artistic. 55, 156 lbs. LTR? ☎ 7940 ROB BREZSNY’S WHERE ARE YOU? SWM, 24, tall, soft-spoken, open- minded. Love talking, movies & getting to know new people. ISO SF, 18-26, petite, ND. Friends first. Possible LTR. ☎ 7922 NON-LOSER MUSICIAN TYPE 36, 1/2 time daddy to Dramma, 3. Inventor/thinker/doer, Pisces, handsome. ISO educated, talent- ed, caring, spontaneous, goal-ori- ented, strong libido, serious. Not rich yet, but... ☎ 7915 HANDSOME, FIT man, hung to the floor. Seeks fit, shapely single woman, not a 3 minute egg. Very discreet, any race if you’re sexy. NS, ND. ☎ 7910 MASSAGE, SEX? YOUR CHOICE. Free time, wanting good sex? Thin girls 27-50 preferred. Photos, massage, soft bondage, nipple play, great sex, your choice. Handsome, mature, in LTR. Discreet only. Eves, weekends. ☎ 7898 EUGENE WOMEN 30, male, 220, attractive. brn/brn. Summer’s almost here and I’d like to meet someone to hang out with & enjoy it. If more comes, then I’m your man. ☎ 7894 LOOKING FOR MY “L” Sometimes a gypsy, maybe a pirate wench or trap girl. Friends first. Fantasies later. Adventures abundant. “Your hand in mine, we walk the line.” ☎ 7893 SWPM ISO SPF for XC skiing, hiking, biking, movies at Bijou, music (the Dead & similar). Poss. LTR. No Republicans & best if you aren’t one of those people who leaves during ‘space’ segments. ☎ 7891 LASTING RELATIONSHIP POSSIBLE Me: slim, nice-looking, hardwork- ing, nice. Seek friendship/lasting relationship w/a (under 30) sub- missive-in-romance female who likes feeling, acting vulnerable. Optional: light bondage, spanking, much scratches w/caresses & naughtiness. Just friends first, no kids please! ☎ 7888 LONG HAIR, 44, 6’, honest, car- ing, love for life, playful, loves outdoors, gardening, walks, etc. Seeks best friend for love/romance, cooking, honest open communication, great sense of humor, possible LTR. NS. ☎ 7867 PASSIONATE FRIEND . You are warm, kind, open, cute, shapely, active, tall/short, 35+, needing me! I am kind, giving, fit, fun, working, cute, loving, young 47. Call! ☎ 7887 SWEET DANCING MAN Original, playful, inquisitive, open, sensuous, fit, tall, bright, educat- ed, environmentally conscious, financially stable, 58, likes hiking, backpacking, biking, gardening, dancing (R&R, contra, folk), cook- ing, family. Are you similar? ☎ 7886 NATURE, HIKING, biking, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou... general adventuring indoors & outdoors. SWPM: educated, witty, quirky sense of humor. ISO 30s- 40s, educated SPF, NS. Poss. LTR. No right-wingers. ☎ 7875 DWM, 50. Metaphysical, athlet- ic, handsome, educated, seeks F, any race or age for politics, alter- native healing, culture, joy, inter- net businesses. ☎ 7864 WRITER, TEACHER, passion- ate about life & progressive social change. Seeking woman, 40+, for laughter, conversation, hugs, romance & more laughter. My interests: outdoor pursuits - hiking, biking, tide-pooling, hand- holding & indoor pleasures - reading aloud, cooking, cuddling. Yours? Kids fine. ☎ 7862 A GREAT chance! Handsome, single, country-estate Doc seek- ing truly attractive, sensual, fit & shapely female; age 40-50 for possible LTR. Call - we’ll explore. ☎ 7857 SWM, 48, slim, solid. Loves life! Quirky cat-lovin’, bicycle-riding fool. Secure in self. Looking for good, honest woman to hang with. ☎ 7855 WIDOWER, WRITER, former professor, given to simple pleas- ures like baking bread, walking, reading aloud, & intimacy. 6’1”, 150 lbs, seeks attractive woman in her 50s w/active mind, gentle heart & patience. ☎ 7835 THE OTHER MAN Can we lay and explore our minds eye under the starry night, respect each other for what we are? No b/s in sight. ☎ 7834 IT NEVER ceases to amaze, how most women will take warm, giv- ing, honest guys for granted. Seeking attractive, atypical woman! I’m open-minded, appre- ciate androgyny, slender, attrac- tive, playful, 30s. LTR possible. ☎ 7829 WANTED: NATURE grooving hippie chick to float Yukon River, summer 2003. See Alaska before the Republikans kill it! Blind Box: ALASKA! ✍ SEEKING BI-SEXUAL lady. I’m 55, 5’10”, 156 lbs, into tantric yoga, aikido, shamanism, flow, home life, sensitive, vital, healthy diet, pagamism, tabla drums, jew- elry, eroticism, LTR(?), very physi- cal, etc... ☎ 7824 MUSICIAN/ SINGER/POET Lookin’ to have fun with a cool chick. I have long hair, brown eyes, 5’7”, thicker build. Deadhead, drummer/didgeridoo circular. Love to dance & party. ☎ 7821 54 Y.O. 6’, medium build, single parent of 2, early teens, political- ly progressive down to earth, enjoys art, music. Thoughtful con- versation, outdoors, movies. ISO compatible, friends first. I have an age range of late 30s to early 50s. ☎ 7807 HI, SWM looking for a SWF who wants a romantic guy, fun loving & caring. I am looking for some- one who wants a relationship, hopefully more... ☎ 7806 WHITE MALE, 42, 5’10”, 210 lbs., brown hair, blue eyes. Outdoorsy, athletic. Seeking older, petite, professional female for discreet sexual encounters. ☎ 7768 DARE YOU to call. Tall, single, black male. Medium build. ISO white female, slender/petite/HWP, 40-57, youthful-looking. Like dancing, dining out, picnics. Materialistic or $$ hungry? Keep stepping! ☎ 7765 RECOVERY 11 YEARS 60, DWM gentleman. Attractive, 5’8”, 190 lbs. Gray/blue, NS, busi- ness owner, humorous, playful, romantic, honest, open, spiritual, spontaneous, short trips, walks, reading, music, dining, movies, workin’ on my stuff. ☎ 7764 LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL Who can smile, cry & likes ice cream. She has to be around my age. I’m 18. She needs to like roses, watching movies, sports & have a nice body. Call me please! ☎ 7741 SWPM TALL, slender, emotion- ally available, very communicable, active vegetarian, spiritual, would like to meet you. NS, ND, HWP. If you’re 40s-50. ☎ 7736 NOT QUITE white, that’s right, I’m swarthy-lite. Mildly misce- genated non-mysogynist, intense- ly mellow, radically moderate, devoted half-time dad w/active inner life & reverence for spirit. Also musical, athletic, creatively quirky & good at follow-thru. 38. Solid job. ☎ 7680 LOVE IS ALL THERE IS... Starting brand new day. Sag, 5’9”, fit. Looking for friend, lover, open spirit. Good communicator, sensi- tive, passionate lover, slightly erotic, optimistic, adventure- some, playful, kind, dreamer. Like romantic, candlelight dinners, sense of humor, dancing, movies, reading, astrology, country fair, playing & listening to music, con- certs, self-improvement, intl. travel, outdoors, tropical oceans, holding hands, kissing, talking, lis- tening, walking, laughing, loving, being loved, moon watching, sun- sets. Mostly veggie, tattoo & pierce friendly, light drink, occa- sional herb. You 30s-40s, kind & honest. ☎ 7715 KARAOKE COCONSPIR- ATOR NEEDED! I’m 32, 5’8”, 200lbs., brown hair/eyes. I enjoy cinema, out- door activities, varied music types, genealogy & most of all... Karaoke! ISO SW gal, 25-40, w/something in common for casual dating/friendship, possibly more? Let me know what you like!! ☎ 7714 Women Seeking woMen I’M IN THE MOOD To date! (Love would be better, but that takes awhile.) Want to get together to talk, relax & have fun? I’m single, gay & 54. NS, ND. ☎ 7928 ACTIVE & GENUINE 30 y.o. independent femme/jock seeking slender, active, attractive partner-in-crime. 35-50 y.o. for possible LTR. Honesty a must, let’s take it slow & see what hap- pens. ☎ 7917 FIRST TIME BI Looking for a young woman or women, 20-26, to fulfill bi fantasy. Must be gentle, open-minded, clean. I am 22, looking for fun, not commitment, possible three/four some? ☎ 7839 SOFT BUTCH SEEKS... Princess to spoil. I am a fun, grown-up kid. I take care of life’s business and then tend to live my life as directed by my joyful, spir- ited inner child. Seeking soul- mate. ☎ 7826 GF SEEKING 35-45 y.o. for friendship, fun & romance. Must like pets, value honesty & tolerate sports. I enjoy music & kids. ☎ 7814 DO YOU like to walk Mt. Pisgah in the rain? Do you like watching clouds, stars, birds? Are you a classic feminist, a mature lesbian & a good hugger? Are you natu- ral, centered & clean? Call! ☎ 7769 EDUCATED, FUN & REAL If you like biking/dog walks, music/dancing, romance/sex & talking (over 35 y.o.), I’m looking for you! I’m searching for a woman to share life’s precious & adventurous moments with. ☎ 7752 CORNY, KIND REBEL I’m a 41 y.o. intense, creative woman who likes music, walks, travel, sex & fun. You are a single, strong/adventurous/outdoorsy woman (34-47) who wants the same all wrapped up in a healthy relationship. ☎ 7751 SOFT BUTCH LOOKING FOR?? I’m in my 50s & at the beach. I’m looking for someone to date & get to know. I like the ocean & sun- sets, early morning talks & hon- esty. ☎ 7749 men Seeking Men YOUNG 40ISH GWM Enjoy; working out, dinner parties & relaxing at poolside. ISO some- one young w/same interests. Should be honest, smart, fun & good-looking. ☎ 7884 WILLEM DAFOE Lookalike immigrant. I like the baseball, the knitting, the sex, the creme brulee, the painting by numbers, and the sex. If you are liking the top then call me baby baby. ☎ 7858 GM, 36, blonde, green, looking for my Mr. Right. Tired of going to bed alone. Very handsome and verbal - serious only - I could be just what your looking for. ☎ 7830 CASUAL MAN SEEKS SAME Bi-male, 27, 5’11”, 210, looking for casual encounters with other bi-men. Let’s get together and have fun! ☎ 7828 SANDWICH ANYONE? Albany, GWC ISO men for fun times. Hot tub, wine, herb friend- ly - let’s have fun! ☎ 7820 HOT CROSSDRESSER Looking for men who want to get together for hot kinky times. Me: 5’6”, 155 lbs., green/brown. You: 40+, HWP & know how to treat a girl like me. ☎ 7817 CASUAL SEEKING SAME White male, 27, 210, semi-hairy bi-male seeking same for casual fun. ☎ 7815 ISO DOMINANT TOP I’m a bottom looking to hook up for one night or start friendship. I’m HWP, 36, clean, kinky & sub- missive. You: HWP, clean, 36+, top, kinky & controlling. ☎ 7811 UNINHIBITED & OPEN-MINDED GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb. Let’s have fun. ☎ 7771 either/or CAUGHT IN A CIRCLE? Gypsy? Country fairish? pirate wench? New music hot, but still melt to Zeppelin? Your hand in mine, we walk the line! ☎ 7819 i Saw you WOW HALL JULIE Feet on a chair in the beer gar- den, short dark hair, drinking with a guy. I like your industrial. Can I tell you a secret? ☎ 7926 INSPECTION? You came to my house & said you knew me. We never figured out from where. Love to see you again when you don’t have to climb under the house. ☎ 7938 FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s Reinvent Your Persona Week, Aries. To stimulate your imagination, pretend it’s Halloween for the next seven days. Today, dress up as a skanky biker chick or dude. Tomorrow, be a transgendered Bulgarian princess in exile. In the days after that, be a snake-dancer, drag-racer, CIA agent, professional wrestler, and rodeo clown. Don’t just get creative; get outrageously creative. APRIL FOOL! While it is a perfect time to reinvent your per- sona, and while it’s wise to inject more wildness and badness into your style, there’s no need to indulge in random experimentation. You already know exactly which way to go. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Life is a bitch and then you die. The more you suffer, the more you learn. If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. If all else fails, manipulate the data. APRIL FOOL! Everything I just said was a dirty lie. I was testing to see how trusting you are of “experts” like me — and how susceptible you are to letting your mood be manipulated by stuff you read in the newspaper. The fact is, Taurus, you can no longer afford to absorb the pathological delusions about reality that are spread by the mass media. I recommend that you go on a fast from TV, radio, films, videos, newspapers, magazines and the Internet for 96 hours. By the end of that time, you will have begun to sense the real truth: that life is a benevolent conspiracy designed to bring you blessings and make you really smart. GEMINI MUTUAL RESPECT SWM, 40, very good father, con- siderate, reliable, smart, leftist politics, nice smile, vasectomy, no STDs. Enjoy reading, cooking, hik- ing. I prefer tall, smart, independ- ent woman to explore an honest relationship based on friendship & kindness. NS. BLIND BOX: MUTUAL RESPECT. ☎ 7939 (May 21-June 20): Stand on a highway over- pass and scream a dirty limerick into the wind. Memorize and recite your favorite commercial to a grocery store clerk. Get drunk and throw stones at beer cans. Write a love note to Bill Gates and send it to him in an envelope along with $5. APRIL FOOL! While it is prime time to give yourself to uninhibited departures from normal behavior, it’s also important that they feel deeply meaningful. Try the following instead: Climb to a mountaintop and scream a provocative prayer into the wind. Recite an anti-war poem to the grocery store clerk. Meditate yourself into an altered state and throw rotten tomatoes at your personal sym- bol of evil. Write a short essay about your greatest longing, tie the paper to a helium-filled balloon, and send it aloft on a windy evening. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make yourself as bor- ing as possible, Cancerian. Avoid every risk that might force you to question your beliefs, and steer clear of adventures that could bring you into contact with people who aren’t like you. You need to cultivate safety and security at all costs, and the best way to accomplish that is to hide in your room and do absolutely nothing. APRIL FOOL! I was just kidding. In fact, the best way to cultivate safety and security is to regu- larly seek out what interests and excites you. And the days ahead should provide ample opportunities to do just that. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Sixty years ago, farmers had to wait an average of 12 weeks for a newborn chick to become an adult chick- en. These days, thanks to the miracle of synthetic hormones, antibi- otics, and profligate amounts of feed, the process takes six weeks. This amazing change in the life cycle of poultry should be an inspirational model for you in the coming months, Leo. It’s high time you started growing twice as fast. APRIL FOOL! Don’t you dare try to force yourself to ripen at a breakneck rate. Speed up your pace, yes, but not by more than 20 percent. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s the Grunting Season, my dear. Your luck will multiply and your alignment with cosmic rhythms will grow whenever you engage in activities that provoke your copious grunting. Bench-pressing? Hole-digging? Pot-washing? Floor-mopping? APRIL FOOL! I totally lied. You didn’t believe me, did you? In point of fact, Virgo, it’s the Sighing Season. Your luck will multiply and your alignment with cosmic rhythms will grow whenever you engage in activities that provoke your copious sighing. Gazing at gorgeous sights? Thinking deeply about the big picture? Making love long and slow? LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There are only two kind of peo- ple: those who align themselves with the forces of light and those who align themselves with the forces of darkness. And the whole world is now in the grip of a tremendous struggle between the two. You, Libra, must choose which side you’re on, once and for all. APRIL FOOL! In fact, every one of us is a mix of good and evil. And it’s prime time for you to become hyper-alert about how the two play out in you. Once you’ve acknowledged your own part in feeding the darkness, you’ll have a lot more credibility as a fighter for beauty, truth, peace, love, goodness, and justice. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Last January, I asked my readers to send me their anti-resolutions for the new year: their promises to cultivate weird habits, incorrigible vices, and contro- versial actions. A list sent to me by a Scorpio woman named Briana happens to be a perfect match for the kinds of behavior you Scorpios should indulge in during the coming week. She vowed to engage in more awkward dancing, loud singing, talking to herself, fascinating egotism, and guilt-free masturbation. Be like her. APRIL FOOL! Everything I just said will be good advice beginning around April 21, but not yet. For now, you really ought to be more demure, humble, and well-behaved than usual. It’s a period of atonement and adjustment. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “What’s the meaning of life?” “Who am I?” “Is there a God?” Questions like these are old and tired, and therefore totally beneath you, Sagittarius. It’s time that your search for truth kicked into higher gear, leading you to dream up snappier inquiries about the nature of your existence. Try out the following, for example: “What can I do to make my friends and loved ones more perfect?” “Are there any short- cuts I can take to getting everything I want?” “How do I arrange to avoid all pain and have only pleasurable experiences?” APRIL FOOL! This is no time to abandon venerable questions like “What’s the mean- ing of life?,” especially now that you’re on the verge of uncovering a host of insightful new answers to them. ALBERTSON’S ON 30TH You captured my attention Sunday, march 23rd. You: stun- ning brunette, 5’6”ish in brown clogs/sandals, sporting a calf- length light blue patterned skirt & denim jacket. Picking strawber- ries. Exquisite. Connect? ☎ 7937 BETTIE PAGE You’re in Eugene. Hehe, be more specific. What are the tattoos? ☎ 7935 DQ MARILYN MONROE How are ya? I used to see you all the time & now I don’t. That makes me sad. Happy Spring to you... ☎ 7934 THIS IS SKIPPER You are a psycho, mister. Keep your hands off me. Quit calling me & lose my number. You make my skin crawl. ☎ 7933 TIGGER I love the way you bounce & I believe you can fly. Tiggers can fly can’t they? I’d love to watch you fly. ☎ 7932 JON AT L.N. You bring so much love & light into my life. Thank you for the wonderful trip. I love you. ~C~ ☎ 7931 SPIDERMAN. WHEN are you going to take me flying on your web? Where are you & let’s see if we can meet under the stars by the hottub. ☎ 7929 TRET FIRE AT LUNA You: Blonde w/glasses. Sitting with coupled friends at tall round table in the back. We shared a glance or two. Me: Call to find out. ☎ 7927 JEREMIAH LOVES VINYL You know I love your kind mango, and this complicated maze fits you perfectly. I’ll be here when you come home. I dream about blowing your mind. L. ☎ 7925 KIRK THE GROOVEMEISTER Seattle, the commune, me & you on Queen Anne. Found you again at Eric’s, where are you now? Would love to hug you again! Sprout. ☎ 7920 MY PEWTER RABBIT GIRL When last we saw, you cried as I left, even though I said not to. Till I walk through the door again - keep smiling. You’re in my heart. ☎ 7914 THANX... MANY endless nights on anonymous freeways in search of endless rhythms, we’d gather for an evening and create beauty. I will miss you all. A*. YOU: BLONDE DUDE You donkey punched me & now we’re going half on a baby. J/K... Get off the phone & good luck with finals. ☎ 7896 KATIE S. Imperative that we speak regarding confidentiality that has been violated by your son’s counselor/BSS. Call ASAP. ☎ 7892 Week of March 27 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): At the height of his power, Alexander the Great ruled an empire that stretched from Greece to India. According to legend, he wept because he had no more worlds to conquer. Sounds like you, doesn’t it, Capricorn? How could you possibly accomplish any more than you already have? It’s sad to think you have nothing left to prove. APRIL FOOL! The real truth is this: No matter how adept you are or how much territory you’ve seized, you’ve just begun to tap your full potential. Events this week will show you how many intriguing mysteries you have left to explore and master. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your ego has been writing checks that your body can’t cash. Your past has been mak- ing promises your future doesn’t even want to think about keeping. Your inner beast has been cannibalizing your inner child. Shape up, hyp- ocrite! APRIL FOOL! There has been a gap between your intentions and your effects, but not nearly as great as I implied above. Please forgive me; in the outrageous spirit of the prankster holiday, I was hoping the shock value of my extreme statements would motivate you better than a polite, gentle prod. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The sign on my optometrist’s door reads, “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” That’s a good rule for you to live by in the coming days, Pisces. The astrological omens suggest you should hang out in environments where none of your desires can possibly be fulfilled; you’ll thrive in the company of people who can’t help you reach your goals and don’t have the slightest idea what you’re interested in. APRIL FOOL! This week of all weeks it’s crucial that you risk imitating a Scorpio; which is to say, measure every experience according to how well it serves your drive to get what you want. Homework: Describe what you’d be like if you were the opposite of yourself. Write www.freewillastrology.com You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: 1 - 9 0 0 - 9 5 0 - 7 7 0 0 • $1.99 per minute • Touchtone phone 18 & over • c/s 612-373-9785 34 MARCH 27, 2003
