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Classifieds YOU HAVE OPTIONS! PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD: CALL 541.484.0519 FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. BOX ADS Call for details. DEADLINES Box Ads Friday, 5pm • Line Ads, Monday 5pm Bulletin Board Announcements *ADOPT* HAPPILY married financially secure couple will give your baby boundless LOVE & a joyful future. Expenses paid. Kate & Michael, 1-800-861-4080. ATTENTION: READERS who respond to mail order/phone ads appearing in these classifieds do so at their own risk. Eugene Weekly assumes no liability. If in doubt about a particular offer, check with the Better Business Bureau or US Postal Service before sending any money. GEMS & MINERALS! Special sale, 3/28-3/30. Many great specimens from around the world! Open house Sat & Sun, 12- 3pm. Great prices! Call for info, 968-5288. ORGANIC GARDEN plot avail- able, Whiteaker. Raised beds, loose soil. Compost set-up, water, trellises. need serious gardener(s) who will keep plot maintained. Terri, 485-2810. PENIS ENLARGEMENT pill. 100% herbal, gain 1”-3” guaran- teed. Totally confidential. Only $62.90. Ck/MO/Cash/Cards - Lansing Laboratories. 422 Elmwood #2, Lansing, MI 48917. 800-369-4699, 24 hrs. www.androenlarge.com. SINGLE? 1/2 Price Special. Meet someone special! Ages 25- 90. 1-800-949-0411 or www.HQintros.com WARMLINE FOR PARENTS. Alone, uncertain, stressed, about to lose it, need advice or a sup- portive ear? Parents can call 541-484-4401 daily from 9am to 4pm for information, resource, referral, support and placement in Birth to Three groups. Groups Classes Lost & Found WATERSHED TEACHER. Clay mapmaking workshops. Learn the lay of the land where you live through modeling it in clay. Spray it with water & watch the flow. All ages, 3 & up. Other naturalist art classes offered as well as nature guide services by foot or canoe. One on one or groups up to 11. Louisa Hamachek, 684-9656 or 968-0281. LOST RED Miniature Pincher puppy. Near UO Campus. 541- 520-9155. Very concerned. Reward. PREGNANT WOMEN!!! Art projects, writing & other creative ways to guide us through this precious & huge change in our lives. Free group meets every 3rd Sunday 1-4pm. For info. call Sarai, 741-0249. THE LESBIAN CONNECTION is going to Brushfire Pottery by you on Saturday, March 29th. FYI Bonnie, 683-2793. Free TEMPORARY HOME (approx 6 mos.) needed for sweet, shy 5 y.o. orange F tabby. Quiet home, NP preferred. Betsy, 434-0350. Spiritual LEARNING TO LOVE. Buddhist teachings. Fridays 7:30pm, Four Winds Center, 1840 Willamette St. Ongoing classes. Ends 4/11. info@MeditationInOregon.org. 503-233-6747. Employment Help Wanted PHOTO MODELS Wanted! Females 18-30 for men’s maga- zines. $400 minimum. 517-7071. TEACHER. 15 students, 3rd through 5th. Drinking Gourd Non- Profit Alternative School. Experience: computer, Spanish, & global perspective necessary. $30,000 plus insurance. Resume to 2809 Shirley St. Eugene, 97404. 689-5255. COZMIC PIZZA seeks bicycle deliver person. Must be hard rid- ing, fast, reliable, honest and water-resistant. Must have own car. No phone calls. Drop resume: 1432 Willamette. EARN $1,380, or more weekly at home. Guaranteed in writing. Full/part-time. Must be 18. Legitimate, honest home employ- ment. $225 hiring bonus. 775- 833-5605. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40. Send photo & contact phone number to: VIDEO PRODUCTIONS P.O. Box 40545 Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com 541-688-1488 (Female Callers Only) FREE SPEECH HEMP TEE SHIRT Natural or Black KNOW Specify BUSH Color & Size KNOW WAR ™ M,L,XL, XXL SEND $20, CHECK OR MONEY ORDER TO: DELTA9 Clothing - 1430 Willamette St Suite #486 • Eugene, OR 97401 Business Opportunities FREE RENT exchanged for per- sonal administrative assistant promoting healthy meals for kids. rawrent56060441@cs.com. MOTHERS & OTHERS Earn $300-$1500 Part-time on-off Internet. Local training & sup- port. 23-year-old company expanding in our area. Call for information, 541-744-2432 • www.workathome-bw.com QUALITY PICTURE framing equipment. Full service shop. Great income potential. Training available. $5,500. 465-4758. TIRED OF 9-5? Control income, hours & future from home! Free booklet. 888-234- 1058 www.freedomaward.com ATTENTION: IMMEDIATE openings. International company needs help. Work from home. Full training. Bonuses. Vacations. Free info. www.snagadream.com 888-603-4347. HOME BUSINESS Opportunity. Improve your fami- ly’s financial future. P/T-F/T, free info, full training. www.enjoylife- forever.com (888)237-3622. $240 + WEEKLY! Assemble crafts, wood items, materials provided. 24-hour. 1-801-428- 4674. NOW HIRING: Companies des- perately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info. 1-985-646-1700, Dept. OR-1072. Career Training $250 A DAY potential/ Bartending. Training provided. Call today! 800-293-3985 ext. 4394 (AAN CAN) $500 WEEKLY salary mailing our sales brochure from home. No exp. necessary. FT/PT Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours) (AAN CAN) PREMIUM POUR BARTENDING, INC. Professional Bartending Class April 7th - 2 weeks Cocktail Workshop April 4th - 6 pm $50 Oregon’s Only Flair Club 1st & 3rd Monday We’re more than a school! Call today to join our team! www.premium-pour.com (541) 485-4695 MOVIE EXTRAS. $100- $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure, 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN) Glassware Discontinued, Overstock & Slightly Damaged . Huge Array of Shop & Household Items FREE JagGem with purchase. FREE Coffee , too !!!! Don’t miss this rare opportunity! 30 MARCH 27, 2003 GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. Tibetan prayerflags, tapes- tries & prayerwheels. Djembe drums, handmade photo albums sarongs & buddhas + more. Large & small orders. 541-342- 1826. TAN AT HOME. Wolff Tanning beds. Flexible financing available. Home delivery. Free color cata- log. Call today, 1-800-939-8267. www.np.etstan.com Musical JUST BACK from Africa! 2 beautiful Djembes for sale. Amazing tone. Gorgeous carv- ings. Call 736-0540. Treasure Hunt MOTORCYCLE JACKET size med. Color: red. Brand: JoeRocket. Worn few months, great cond. $100. Call 683-8222. INDIAN MUSIC voice, tabla. Learn traditional compositions, improvisation. 20 yrs experience. Rik Masterson, 684-9815. MUSIC INSTRUCTION. Lessons in voice, piano, flute. Professional Musician-Teacher. Your home or my studio. 686- 2469. PIANO INSTRUCTION. Turn music theory into an fun reality. www.giftedchildmusic.com Call Mark, 513-6392. WALKER T. RYAN offers old style blues guitar lessons. Fingerstyle slide. Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, John Hurt, etc. 485-9898. Please try 686-9914 if can’t get through. Getaways Travel YOUR CLASSIFIED Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150! Reach more than 15 mil- lion sophisticated & active read- ers weekly. Call AAN Classified Network at 202-822-1955. (AAN CAN) The Family Willamettans Nudist Park 344-5571 “A Place To Be Nude” Secure Recreational Facility camping, covered heated pool, hot tub, sauna & more Across Etched & Plain Misc. 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JAGU GUAR For Sale 1 Win and talk 6 1999 horror movie whose title was shown upside- down 10 Fat-sounding fish 14 A day in New Orleans 15 "That's a negatory" 16 She beat Martina in the 1985 US Open finals 17 Do a pre-op job 18 Parks in a seat 19 "The Sopranos" name 20 His 1994 concert docu- mentary was "Alive from Planet Earth" 23 Low-quality, in slang 26 Puberty growth phases 27 Dry ___ 28 Hazard faced by Indiana Jones 31 "Can ___ now?" 32 He starred in 1993's plane crash movie "Alive" 35 Caustic substances 39 Swarms 40 City recently rocked by gang violence 41 Word in many Agatha Christie titles 42 Country we like 43 Fad you had to constant- ly care for to keep alive 45 Part of FWIW 47 Like briefs 48 Meeting greetings 49 He may poke you if you don't stay still 52 Roofing material 54 His motto is "Keep Hope Alive" 57 More than mark 58 Rugby's river 59 Prepare to hear the national anthem, maybe 63 Ashtabula waterfront 64 "Party of Five" name 65 Welcome, as house- guests 66 They go together 67 Got dragons 68 Use influence Down 1 Parade hosts, for short 2 Word that appears many times on maps of Quebec 3 Rookie of the Year of 1967 4 Like some movies or dia- pers 5 Subjects of much activism 6 It's felt in gyms 7 "Hey there, sailor!" 8 Chumley has two 9 Marker brand 10 Malibu and Colorado maker 11 "I've ___!" 12 Addition column 13 "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" singer 21 Snack in a deli 22 Mo. with no holidays 23 Newswoman Van Susteren 24 Piece of Monopoly equipment 25 Jazz vocalist Waters 29 Prefix for sailing 30 Goes in water 33 Joey Buttafuoco's Lolita 34 Zen paradox 36 Tycoon's toy 37 Moral system 38 ___ kebab 41 Where a bad husband goes 43 Stud's walletful 44 Cojones, so to speak 46 Cheer to the torero 49 Popular aquarium fish 50 Symbol set used in old e-mail sigs “Staying Alive” –Better off not dead. 51 "Bolero" composer 53 Building addition 54 Spring break wheels 55 Smuggler's hideaway 56 Had a clue 60 Laughter sound 61 Electronic group with the hit "Sexy Boy" 62 Explosive stuff by Matt Jones ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1- 900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655- 6548. Reference puzzle #0090.