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® Dorothy Devore Jnffte ® JUNGLE Wifh Chee rupi and theQuixieS 6} Grace Dliss Steward JERRY JERBOA'S JOKE CHAPTER XX —Í7— The king nnd Casimir left us at Breslau. There was no help for that. Neither one nor other of them would have been allowed to cross the fron tier. The Megalian government was determined not to have Wladislaws on the throne of Lystria again. And they knew Casimir for a persistent plotter. They said good-by to us with regret ■which was quite unfeigned. It must have been intensely annoying to Casi mir to miss the last scene of the drama he had planned. It was not working out exactly as he planned It, ■which made the end all the more ex citing for him. What should we find at thp Schloss Amberg when we got there? What would Casimir have found if he could have been with us? A wedding and a coronation? The public execution of a pretender to the throne? A counter-revolution, with the Megalian troops in posses sion of the schloss? A patriarch prime minister under a new mon archy, or—such things have happened In Russia, which is not very far away •—a martyred archbishop? For King Wladislaws the turn of events was even more thrilling. He had developed a personal liking for Tommy, and, in his own way. he was really fond of Calypso. For all he knew when he said good-by to us at Breslau, she might be a queen, a pris oner of state, a fugitive among the mountains, a widow, a bride, or an exceedingly Indignant young woman anxious for vengeance on everyone concerned In the trick which had been played on her. I felt very sorry for the king when he had to say good-by to us at Bres lau. He is the only king I ever met personally and I liked him. I do not wonder that there is a strong monar chical reaction in Europe at present. If there are many kings like Wladis laws, it is natural enough that their people should want to have them back. Democratic Institutions are all very well in their way, but they invariably end In elected presidents. Presidents —I have known three or four in my time—are stodgy compared to King Wladislaws. and Europe does nowa days want a little brightness. I Europe has so long been used to the pomp and pageantry of monarchy that it is hard for the people to accustom themselves to the simplicity of repub lics. Of course the socialistic element is perfectly satisfied, or at least that wing of the socialists that is not look ing for something more radical than republics and seeking communistic (forms of government, but there are but few of that class in Lystria. I The next part of our Journey was accomplished In much faster time than Tommy and the princess had done it In. We crossed the frontier in a train, for we had no fear of being stopped, and did not feel, as they did, the necessity for keeping off the main traffic routes. We had only twenty- five miles to go by motor. I fancy that we had the same car and the same driver that Tommy did; though I cannot be sure about this. Men of the bearded brigand type are com mon enough in Lystria and many of them may be chauffeurs. If I kept a car in London—a tiling which I cannot afford to do—I should try to persuade the Lystrian chauffeur to come home with me. He would give an air of aristocratic distinction to 'any car. But I was not so concerned about the air of distinction Just at that time. I wanted to reach the frontier, I want ed to be where I could feel that we were safe, and I was not feeling that way with that brigand-looking indi vidual at the wheel. He would be all right In London where there was a I bobby on every corner to offer pro jection If It were needed, but It was different on the lonely roads we were traveling. I If I had time and aptitude for the ‘literary guidebook style of writing, I should describe our Journey through that beautiful and little-known part of Europe. I am sure that people would like to read about the mountains, tor rents, villages, long-horned oxen, ru ined fortresses and so forth. However, ¡the thing will be done, far more compe tently than I could hope to do It. (Cable has conceived the idea of de- I veloping Lystria as a tourist resort as soon as he has the oil Industry In ¡ working order. He Intends to hire a couple of our best-known literary ' men—be even mentioned the names of those be had in mind—to write the | country up. “Lotus Eating in Lys- ¡ tria," I suppose, "with Six Colored Illustrations”; and perhaps “The Beautiful Bypaths Series. Lystria. by— With ten photographs of the author.” Cable is extraordinarily thorough. He is writing to an Ameri can literary paper for the name of the best-known poetess “raised on their side.” He means to commission her to do some Lystrian Lyrics. It is plainly no use my entering into com petition with such people by describ ing the scenery, manners, costumes, customs and morals of the Lystrian*. They are a nice people, and they have a beautiful country, but my only Interest just then was to get through it as fast as possible. I was not spe cially enjoying the scenery, was not noticing the mountains, the torrents, the villages, the pastoral scenes or the ruined fortresses except to note the speed at which we passed them. The quicker we could get by it. all the better pleased I would be. At an other time 1 might return to admire the scenery. We caught our first glimpse of the Schloss Amberg Just as Tommy did. from the top of the hill on the other side of the valley. It was decked with flags. They hung out of every window, fluttered from every flagstaff —there were a good many flagstaff*— and were festooned along the walls. “I wonder what that means,” salt Troyte. “Looks like a king's birthday show,” said Norheys. “Wladislaws might have told us what to expect." “Much more likely to be the prin cess' wedding," said Cable. “Perhaps.” I said. ‘It may be a pub lic rejoicing at the death of Emily's curate. I shall be sorry If they've executed him." The car slid down toward the valley and the stream that run through it. It was going at a comfortable pace- comfortable because It was rapid. The chauffeur was missing the bumps, und the speed at which we were traveling did not seem to be as fast as It actual ly was, because of the quality of hl* driving. The car crossed the bridge and be gan to climb up the twisty road to the gate of the schloss. Suddenly a salute was fired by the guns on the walls. They did not all go off at once, and they were not very big guns, but they made quite an Impressive amount of noise. Every rifle about the place was shot off at or about the same time, adding a clatter to the din. Our bearded chauffeur, who had been get ting more and more excited since we saw the flags, lost control of himself altogether when he heard the gun*. He stood up. waved his arms wildly and shouted. There are nasty steep banks on each side of the road. If Norheys, who was sitting in front of the car, had not grabbed the steering wheel, we should certainly have left the road and gone rolling over and over till we reached the river in the valley. In that case we should none of us hare heard what had happened about the princess and Tommy. I should have been sorry, for I was full of curiosity. We left the car at the gate of the schloss and passed into the courtyard. It was half full of soldiers. I fancy that the whole Lystrian army was drawn up there In a square. Many of them were still firing off their rifles. The officers were waving their swords. Sofnethlng unusual was happening, but what? All the excitement portend ed some great event, something in | which the entire populace of Lystria was intensely Interested. In what way did it concern us. if at all? We were just in time. Through the door of the chapel at the opposite side of the courtyard came the sound of the wedding march, played on the organ. Tommy, with the princess on his arm, walked' out amid deafening cheers. Immediately behind them came Janet Church, a solitary and most unattractive-looking bridesmaid. Behind her thronged the Lystrian no bility. All the Count Casimirs were there, except Istvan. The half-dozen or so nobles with other names were also .there. Janet, In an old gray tweed dress, and our party In our traveling clothes were the only com monplace people. The princess was splendid In a dress much finer, also much longer, than the one she had worn when she danced at the Mas- cotte. Tommy had been fitted out by Count Albert Casimir in a ver/ hand some crimson silk suit with a Jacket laced, hussar fashion, with gold. I noticed that he wore one of his own clerical collars round his neck. Per haps that was his idea of full dress for a ceremonial occasion. Perhaps he did It to please the patriarch. The nobles were gorgeous. No one who has not seen the Lystrian nobility In their best clothes has any idea how magnificent clothes can be. People who understand dressing-up as the Lystrlans do ought to have a king of their own. They would be wasted In the drab monotony of a republic. I think Troyte felt this as lie looked at the magnificent scene before us. For tunately. the sun shone brightly. Every color had Its full value. Every thing that could glitter glittered bril liantly. Last of all. attended by nn amazing number of clergy, the patriarch came from the chapel choir. He wore—but I am not well up In the language of ecclesiastical millinery. His garments may have been copes, chasubles, dal matics or albs. Whatever they were, they seemed to me to be made of shimmering gold. If they ever dis establish and disendow the church In Lystria, the sale of the patriarch's vestments will go a long way toward paying off the national debt. The procession moved slowly across the square until Tommy caught eight of us. The moment he did he stopped, and of course everyone else stopped too. He had never seen any of us be fore. and though we knew who he must be. he could only guess who we were. He turned to Janet Church for help. Janet knew me and Introduced me. 1 presented the rest of the party. At least. I began the presentation. I hud only got us fur us Norheys when the princess Interrupted me. She rushed forwurd, threw her arms around Vio la's neck und kissed her heartily on both cheeks. “I know you're Miss Temple,” she said. “Lady Norheys." I corrected. "You may call her Viola Temple If you like," said Norheys. “What 1 al ways say is: When anybody has a name which everybody else know* them by, why not call them It? That's what I said when fellow* began to stop calling me Bunny, after I became Norheys, don’t you know? I dare say now," he said to Tommy, "that you've often heard of me as Bunny Troyte, and scarcely know me ns Nor heys. It's Just the same with Viola, only, of course, more *o. on account of her being much more famous than any of the rest of us.” He was undoubtedly right concern ing the "fame” which Miss Viola Tem ple, as one of the most popular stage dancers of the British metropolis, had enjoyed. That fact had been at the bottom of Lord Troyte’s scheme of the Lystrian marriage. With the cool, far- seeing wisdom for which he was noted he had seen in the union a double purpose, the saving of hl* nephew from an undesirable alliance with a dancer who did not happen to be a princess, and the exploitation of the Lystrian oil fields In the Interests of England. He had once remarked to me, when we both felt that we must "save" Norheys from Viola Temple: "If England Is to hold her place in the van of the world's progress she must control an adequate supply of oil. With an English king on the throne of Lystria and an English company at work In the oil field*—" Troyte 1* a great statesman. Only a great statesman could or would say a thing like that. Only a sincerely patriotic man could have conceived such a scheme. The princess, one ann still around Viola'* neck, cooed Into her ear: “I’m *o glad you've got him safe. I wouldn’t have taken him from you for anything. And now I'm married, too. Isn’t it splendid? And only for your beautiful letter perhaps neither ever would have been.” “I should like," said Troyte with dig nity, "to have some conversation with the patriarch.” The patriarch, It seemed, wanted to have some conversation with Troyte. He had been pushing his way through the excited nobles while the princess was kissing Viola. As soon as he had secured a place for himself In the front row. he made a speech. J' EE hoc her, tee hoe bee." x chuckled a t*r» small voice right at Cheerup's elbow "I've Just thought of the funniest thing 1” “1 think you might tell it fellow, so he could laugh too," said Cheerupa. catching sight of a small sand colored animal on the ground close beside him. “It len't fair to keep good Joko* to one'» self." "Mercy, no; I didn’t mean to." *nld the small animal. "I'm Jerry Jerboa, ■tr, nnd I nnk you. ns mnn to man. don’t 1 look llku a bird? Just watch Popular Dorothy Devor*, "movl*" star, In h*r most recent picture, I* wearing Jewelry which she advisee I* fashionable for evening occasions. She says, “Jewelry Itself Ie always beautiful, but It I* an asset only when It helps bring out your good points.” ▼ Minong the 1\OTABLES\ “Now, T«ll DU BARRY • J ‘ ■ (TO BE CONTINUED.) Beauty at Least Had Her Interest Aroused They were dancing lightly and he held her tightly in his manly arms. He closed his eyes for a time nnd danced here and there In ecstasy She looked up into Ids face and suddenly hi* eyes opened. The music stopped. "Come, let's go out on the porch,” be muttered thickly. He stole a glance at his partner. Never had he seen so ravishing a beauty. Ue could re sist no longer. He took tier in his arms. "Oh, darling. I love you so. Say you will be mine.” She looked again Into hl* eye*. "I’m not rich like .lawn Brown, and I haven’t a car, or home, or cellar like his. but I do .love you and want you । terribly.” Two soft, snow-white arms reached I around his neck, and two ruby lips whispered In bls ear: "Where Is this man Brown?”—Boston Beanpot. Where Wives Are Boss What a vl*ltlng sea captain calls “he harems” are to be found among the Marquesas islands of the South seas. The bulky, brown Amazonian women are unspoilt by association with oriental Ideas, nnd collect half a dozen husbands or more. The col lection 1* done by the simple expedi ent of driving the man with a bamboo pole into the harem, thrashing him well to make him thoroughly under stand who Is in command—and set ting him to work on the coconut plan tation or at the housework. These conditions only obtain In the Islands that are unvl*lted by steamships. I The windjammer trader is the only white man who finds the native* In their primitive condition. Remarkable Doctor M*, Wouldn’t You T*k* M* for • Bird?*’ m* hopping around here on my long hind leg» nnd look nt my two fore ■DORN August 19, 174G. of a poor feet, so short nnd tucked up against woman. In the little French town1 my breast thnt you would hardly notice them. Now. tell me. wouldn’t of Vancouleurs. and rising to lie mis tress of Louis V. and really ruler of you take me for a bird, Mr. Cheer- France—such Is the career of Marie ups?" "Well." »aid Cheerup» doubtfully, Jeanne Du Barry. Nile was placed In a convent In “maybe I would nt a little distance, I’arls, and at sixteen entered n mil maytie I would. You do look some liner'* shop. Here her beauty began thing like one." to bring her notice, nnd her Crunk, "There!" cried Jerry gleefully. "I sweet manner* brought nil the young told you I looked like n bird, nnd the dandles and titled men flocking round Joke 1» thnt I'm not one! No, sir. not her. Morality was a cheap thing, nt all, a« you would know If you then. It seems At nil events, the girl noticed my long tall with its Jolly tuft willingly went to live In the house of of hair on the end. A great blessing, an adventurer. Jenn du Barry, where thnt tail, I can tell you. When I nm her presence drew a big circle of men leaping about, I ju»t stretch It out whose money he won by gambling. and keep my balance beautifully.” The brother of Jenn was persuaded to “You nre very liu'ky to have such n become her nominal husband—so the good rudder, Mr. Jerboa." said Cheer- girl became the Comtesse Jeanne Du upa, "and I see thnt you are just the Barry, and was duly presented at color of sand, too. Do you live In the court. Great Desert 1" From that time, she ruled Louis XV l "Yes. sir, you’ve guessed It the very absolutely, up to the very day of fils first thing. My. but you are clever, death. Courtiers and ministers existed Mr. Ciieerups," cried Jerry Jerboa. "I by her favor alone. Louis lavished Jewels on her nnd built her n wonder ful palace at Luclennes. After hl* death, she wns banished, but the queen Interceded nnd Du Barry was given a I pension and permission to live on at her palace. Benjamin Frnnklin, and all the other celebrities of the time, | By H. IRVING KING visited her here, and were charmed by < her gracious ways and quick wit. She . was one of the victims of the Revolu-1 YOUR EARS tlon and w'as beheaded In I’arls In 1798. HE researches of the Amerlcfin (•¿I by George Matthew Adama.) Folk-Lore society »how thnt It I m ■ - ■ *Q------------ a general tmperwtltlon In thin country that amalt cure Indicate that a person Is Rthigy ; large enra that he I m goner- ous. This 1» one of ihe many super stitions- some of them traceable to very remote periods—which may be -—STORY classed under the general head of physical characteristics. Some of the superstitions With regard to the sig BLOTTER PADDOCK nificance of physical characterlatlc» "have been expanded into pseudo LOTTER PADDOCK gulped with sciences nnd fill whole libraries of learned misinformation," a* Professor a miserable glooplng sound. "Is there—Is there someone else?” Newell Ims remarked. In many case* the significance as he husked. signed to certain physical characteris She nodded perpendicularly. “Yes." she admitted, nnd added tics would appear nt first glance to be purely arbitrary In It* designation. defiantly, "Frivol Sassoon.” “Frivol SaMoon!” he repeated This, however, Is in all probability not scornfully. “Gladys, you must be mad! the fact. It 1» merely that the link Frivol Sassoon Is a cad, a bounder, a which connects them with their origin mutt, an unscrupulous rascal, an un has been lost and cannot be recovered; mitigated bqob. a dolt and a Jackass. when the significance was first as- He snores, scrapes hl* feet when he algned to the characteristic there wa* a walks, tells terrible falsehood* and reason for that assignment which ha* doesn’t pay hl* bills. You must be been forgotten by the age*. mad, mad 1” • The other class of physical char Her rather short but fascinating up acteristic superstitions are those with h per lip curled sneerously. are founded upon analogies — the “Do you think It Is very sports physical quality suggests a spiritual manlike," she asked coldly, “to run one Which It is, therefore, taken to In down a rival, no matter hdw success- 1 dicate. In this latter class I* the ful?" superstition with regard to ears. Gen He bit hl* lip, then let It go again, erous sized ears, a generous disposi for it was his lip, he realized, after tion; small-sized "stingy” ears, a all. stingy disposition. "I accept the rebuke," he said <9S) by MoClur» New«p»p»r Syndicate.) meekly. “I—I apologize, Glady'g not only to you, but to that unspeakable poltroon Frivol Sassoon. And—nnd— Gladys, if ever he fall* to pay you A LINE O’ CHEER your wages (ns he surely will, the In- describable crook) say you will come By John Kendrick Bang* and cook for me and Mrs. Paddock!” Moved more than she cared to say by hl* emotion, she nodded gently and AN APPRECIATIVE VISITOR swept away Sassoonward. «THE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS T 7i N ~ ZJ bbreviated C/ L B Ibe In a burrow In the sand, and you nre right about my being lucky, of course, beenuse my color almost twitches the Desert ami I can hnrdly be Seen; but there Is one thing which troubles mo n little: the sand 1» so slippery that I find It hard to get n good hold with my two usable feet, nnd you have to have n good hold when you are Jumping.” "Muybe my Quisle Boftfoot ean help you, Jerry, If he hasn't run away today,” said Cheerups. "Here I nm, *lr—did I hear my name, sir? And you' wouldn't be wanting the Mnglr Mlppers by nny chawe, would you, sir?" piped Hoft- foot, running up nnd tugging nt a large pair of slipper* nn he came. “Just In time, Boftfoot,” shouted Cheertip*. "Now. Jerry, put on these Magic Slippers nnd I think your troubles will be over.” "Overt Well. 1 guess they would." laughed Jerry, looking up nt the great slippers, which towered above him. "Everything would be over with me If I once got lost In those slippers. But If you are really serious, Mr Cheer- upa, i'll try them here goes!" and with one bound Jerry Jerboa jumped Into the slipper» nnd win lost to view. Only ii faint chuckle wn» heard, and a voice from their depth» said: "Well, thia 1» the greatest Joke of nil. The whole of me 1» In one slipper." "Now come out. quick." culled Soft- foot, nnd out leaped Jerry, smiling but still doubtful about this strange per furmunce. "if you will take a look nt your feet now, Jerry, you will And that your jolly good tall Isn't the only thing which has long hair» on It. Your feet nre covered with them, nnd there will be no more »lipping on the sand." «aid Cheerupa kindly. "Well, I muat »ny that'e nice," cried Jerry, "and I nnr iro«t grateful to you both, nnd the slipper na well. I mnnnged to get Into only one." "Remember, too, thnt the hairs on your feet will keep the hot snnda from burning them." »nld Cheerupa. “Well. I don't go out very often In the daytime, Mr. Cheerups. for the darkness seems safer. I made a «i>e- clai exception of this, so a» not to disturb jour sleep. But I don't know when I've had such a good time. I wish you would come out to the Great Desert some evening. I would Invite In n few friends nnd we'd have n lovely time," chlr|>ed merry little Jerry Jerboa, ns he hopped uwuy through the Jungle. < 3 by Little. Brown & Co.) "What’s in a Name?” By MILDRED MARSHALL Facts about your name; it* history; nwanlng. whanca it was derived, »»g- anc«, your lucky day. lucky jewel VALERIE portent I* Valerie, O F the ENVIABLE charming nnd aristocratic mime which has usage only iilaong the highest classes In this country, but 1» n common favorite abroad. It slgntAe» "healthy" anil comes from th* old Latin word “vsleo," meaning "to lie healthy." Since among the Huuinns sound health was believed to make a man valiant, the name was applied to the old Sabine Valerian gi ns, one of the most notable and oldest In Rome, who hnd n little throne to themselves and were allowed to bury their dead within the walls of the city. The first Valeria at Rome wn* the public-spirited Indy who took the lend In persuading the mother of Corlolunu* to Intercede with her son to lay his vengeance aside nnd spare hl* mother- city. Valerie rose to fame In France but quickly spread throughout Europe and crossed the channel Into England. 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She will live," he said, "till bution lines covering approximately many year* after ye're dead an' under ?>0 mile* provides the farmers of this the sod." section with water-power produced Murphy—An' did she? Casey—She did.—Boston Transcript. electricity and additional electric serv Murphy—An’ can y* rlcommlnd ice lines are being erected all the 1 time. him? I i ON’T know whwre I com. from. Don't know I'm goln’. ' thins» In this world Lot* w*'vk no way of knowln’, But I'll tel) you on« thing— 'U m a world of beauty, Full o' glad Nurprlees, mighty rich and fruity, And If e'er I lAave It for Rome other track, If th * Fateg’H let me I'm »-cornin' back! (© by McClere Nswspsper Syndicate ) ¿r V j[jr Jr & jf ((& by McClure Newapaper »indicale.) s