Dayton herald., January 13, 1905, Image 3

Economy
'Hood’s Sarsaparilla
A PERSIAN T R AQ I DY.
Ella—What nice hair Bella has Stel-
tnfsrisr article—Town Topice.
yw told me before.
lOODOSESONKDÒLLAJt
HSR FRIENDS
Amon* the prisoners taken into a
Southern police court the other day
was an old colored woman who had
been arrested for failure to provide
- togs tor her two dogs. When ques­
tioned by the court she answered that
she' was old and poor, and bad not
been able to get money tor the license
“But you know that it ia agalnat the
law for dogs to go without toga,” the
Judge reminded her. “and 1 abell have
to sentence you------ ”
"I know ft,” «he Interrupted, hum
bly. “I couldn’t help It”
"Unleaa,” the Judge continued, "the
dogs aro aent to the pound. In that
case you will be dismissed.”
her wrinkled face full of distress. T
cahn’t do that, I cahn’t!” she cried.
And then she told her story. Her
dogs were her only friends, her only
protection. They were such beautiful
dogs, and one was named for her hus­
band, and the other one was so know­
ing and could stand on his bind legs,
Just like a man!
She could not let
anything happen to her dogs.
She
would go to prison herself instead.
There was nothing to do but accept
her decision.
The judge reluctantly
pronounced sentence—six dollars* fine
or nine days In the workhouse, and
when the session was over she
marched quietly with tbe other prls-
pne^s out to the van. Nobody had th-j
heart to tell her that before she came
out of the workhouse her dogs would
probably be dead; or If not, that she
would undoubtedly be arrested again.
a police court even more than in other
places, sufficient unto the day ia th«
•vll thereof.
Something did happen. A newspaper
reporter got bold of the story, and It
came out In that “night's paper. It waa
told very badly, not “worked up” at
all; but the Amerlcau public is quick
to read between the lines, and before
|i>e next 'morning tbe money for the'
old “aunty's” release and the tax for
her dogs had been offered many
times over. She who bad thought her
dogs her only friends suddenly found
a score of warm hearts at the service
of her need.
It Is a pretty story and a not un­
common one. It ia safe to say that
no case of need is ever made known
to the public that help is not imme­
diately and eagerly offered. But re
porters are flot always at hand, and
sometimes tbe friendless ones come to
. our very door. Aro we as quick to
see them then, or do we wait for oth­
ers to point tbe way to us?—Youth’s
Companion.
Russia's Lack of Btacesmea.
As a matter of fact, there baa not
been a statesman of the flrat claaa in
Ruaeia since Peter the Great, and none
of the aecond data unleaa Nesselrode
and the flrat Emperor Nicholas are to
be excepted. To consider Prince Gort-
chakoff a great chancellor on account
of hla elaborate diapatehee la abaurd.
To call him a great atatesman, tn th«
time of Cavour, Blamarck, Lincoln and
Seward, ia preposterous Whatever
growth Ruaala baa made In the last
forty years has been mainly In aplte
of the men who have posed before the
world as her statesmen: the atmos­
phere of Russian autocracy la fatal to
greatneao in her public men.—Century.
Aro Visiting Lists Teo LoagT
Mro. D« Fsshion (sversge society lady
making her round of calle owing to av­
erage society friends)—Is Mrs. Wiggins-
Van Mort lauds at homa?
Mrs. De Fsshion—Pless« hand bar my
eard when she return«.
Servant—Sho won't return, madam.
Sh« waa buried a month ago.
—<''
*
•
The Water Clock.
About 150 B. C. there wn a water
clock in ow in Italy, Greece and Egypt.
The water eecaped from a Jar and fell
-.-Usto f. receptacle beneath, in which float­
ed a «mall oar, which, by Ite rising os
ths wster, pointed out the hours.
&Í1Y
to tell you
The Beggar—No,
Ho—Can’t wq just quietly separata
without getting a formal divorce? She
—But I’m already engaged to another.
—Ufa
ers
Don’t try cheap cough medi­
cine». Get the beM.Ayer’»
Cherry Pectoral, what a
record it haa, aixty yeara of
Cherry
Pectoral
Jamaa Baker, • well known traveler
and writer, tells a eurloqa atory of a
war 100 years ago. The Persiau shah
waa boaieglng TifllA and the huaband Though aha Mya that waa bafor« I cam«
of the Princeee Salome had been alalu
In the alege. When the Persia na en­
tered and Backed the town Salome
call ma on«.
tried .to tore her young aon, but be
waa torn from her arms and hacked
in piecee before her eyes. Her own When I went to eee grandma, about
()oo D rops
CJSTßRIA
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
two weeks ago.
to the camp outald« the walla of Tilli» And now we’v« one. a little one. that
squirm« and wrigglaa so.
to the ahah. Ho aold her to Djafar
I
ÄYegctable Preparationfor As­
And mamma Mys an angel cam« down
cures! Ask your doctor if
part of which still remains—near
similating the Food andReguta-
from
heaven
above,
he doesn’t use it for coughs,
whore now Is the lovely tropical bo­ And brought this baby to her, for she
ling the Stomachs andBowels of
She can lx over a tea-dollar hat for
colds, bronchitis, and all
tanical garden of Tiflis. Charmed by
and me to love;
throat and lung troublea.
her beauty, he asked her to become hla And its got the cunningoet of feet, as
new ona”—Puck.
little as can be, *
wife. She refused and begged her pur­
maalaina I aaa praterie« for bao«,
Big Brother—Now, Willie, you must
iena» « amw I** and hm rd mida *
chaser to'»lay her. The Persian ga ve And smiling eyes, and curly hair, and
Promotes Digeation.Cheerful-
hands you scarce can see.
her a night to reconalder the matter
ness and Rest .Contains neither
and on the next day he lay reclining And
for
m . m
then it never cria« a
greedy.—Harper’s Basaar.
on a groat cushion under a tree on that
bad babies do;
“How are you making out In writing
hot, sunny hillside and awaited her And
for the mega si near* “Just bolding my
answer. Presently she appeared before
think Bo, do you?
own. They send me back aa much aa
him, veiled In a long, pure white robe, -For I’m a girl, and It’ss boy, and boys
Correct any tendency to conatipa- calm and stately, her face deathly
I eend them.”—Detroit Free Frees.
I csn'i «qdiiro.
tlpn with small closes of Ayer’s PINs.
Uncle Joab—'Meet every official that
pale. 8be advanced, her armed jallera Unless they’re Rabies like our own,
they'll plague and team you aur«.
amounts to anything has to file an an­
following her. The Persian waved hla
Both
Laughed.
nual report. Uncle Hiram—Yse; an' I
followers aside and asked the princess,
How s railway porter gave a Roland “You consent to be my wife?” “Yes,” But you say th« ang«l didn't com«, now
guesa that’s about all some of ’em do.
you just tell m« why;
for a passenger'a Oliver Is related In was ths solemn answer. “I consent to
tbe following tale:
love you, for after the death of my
and that’s th« sky;
—I «ay, guide, what does that
“A few weeks ago,” he says, “a gen- busband and son it to my destiny; And Christ I ovm Uttia babl««, and God
stona eomr--morate? Gulde—
came up to me on the arrival of there to ne ether fate f o r too. ——- ____ make« «varything,
Aere. It War upon that spot
Worms .Convulsions. Feven sh-
And if th« angel didn't who did eur
■u «press, and said be had changed
“In Georgia,” aaid tbe princes«,
Ivo franca.—
a teoriat once
baby bring?
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
at such-and-such a junction, and be "there aro certain families that poo-
Tit-Bits.
could not And bis luggage In the. van.
seas strange powers and dark secrets. You can't toll; no I guesa you can't, but
facsimile Signature of
Meekly—Yas, we’re going to move to
"That’s all right, sit,” I said; “tbe
mamma ought to know, '
Swamphurot Doctor—But the climate train divides into two halves at. the My mother foretold I should be the
For it's her baby, bar’s and «Ur’s, and
there may disagree with your wife. junction. You’ve come on by the first wife of a Djafar, and from my mother
NEW YORK
. > mamma told me ao;
I,
too,
receive
these
powers
to
read
Meekly—It wouldn't darei—Philadel­ half; your luggage will come on by
tbe future.” The Persian was im­ And they don't make any cunning things
phia Press.
like him on earth, you see;
the second. I’ve known many a case.” pressed by her manner and her pres­
Nell—Mr. Krammerer la so kind. Ho
“You’re wrong, porter,” said the ence. »he saw her power. "Give me For no wax doll, with real hair, ia half
traveler; “it was not a case, it was a your-baud,” she said. "Let me read
UsUc picture.
Bell—Indeed?
And portmanteau.”
there if I shall havs long years of hap­ I know an angel brought him, and I
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
whose picture did you take, dear?—
“And,'' added the porter, “h* went piness with you." He held forth hla
think one brought me, too.
Philadelphia Ledger.
away with a grin which made me fair­ band. Sho held it until It slightly Though I don’t just now remember, and
Lady—Very healthy place, to itt ly mad. In a quarter of an hour or so, trembled in her fingers. -Then she
so can't tell, can you?
Have you any Idea wbat tbe death- though,” he continued, “tbe gentleman burst forth with a cry of horror, "Oh. But mamma knowe, and this I know, the
baby wasn't home
rate to here? Caretaker—Well, mum, came backhand said to me:
my master, knowest thou that death
“Porter, how long will that second awaits thee, perchance this very When I went sway, and now he ia; ft
I can't 'toetly say; but It’s about one
yo<^ want to eee him, come.
Willowware Industry.
train of yours be?”
apiece all routoL-r-Punch.
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
night?" Djafar Bek trembled now.
In ten years Maryland lias Jumped
“
Twelve
coaches
and
an
engine,
’
I
lightest and strongest Stump Puller
Mrs. »mlth—I'd like to sell you a
'Thou wilt die by tbe hand of a mail For mamma says if I am good I can from fifth to third place in the willow­ on Fastont,
the market. 119 Horse power on the sweep
with two horses. Write lor descriptive catalog
kiM him every day,
ticket, sir. We're getting up a raffle replied.
thou hast thia day offendsd.” "Is If
ware industry of the United States, and prices. -------------------- ;-------- ; ■■ ---------- - —
“We both laughed that time.”
for • poor sailor. Mr. Krusty—Not to
by Assa Dhoulla Bek?" be asked. “We And we'll kiaa him now, and then << ranking now next to New York and
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
Everyday Hwlndier«.
out
and
hav«
a
nic«
long
play;
me. I wouldn’t know what to do with
Portland. Oraron
’There it goes again,” said tbe trol­ quarreled to-day and about yoa. He And if anybody asks you how babies Pennsylvania. Baltimore is one of the Fata of Morrison Stroot
ley conductor as be rang the bell to would have bought you.” “Oh, my
three
willow-ware
centers
which
only
come and go.
“Most divorces aro caused by a very let off a passenger who bad only rid­ master,” exclaimed Salome, “to eave Why, tell them it’s the angels, for have shown any actual growth In tbe FIRE
PROTECTION!
thee
I
must
have
some
object
upon
OLDEST HOUSe IN NORTHWEST----- —
common mistake.’’ “What is it?” den for a square.
mamma told me so.
business. In Maryland the center of --------
Large
and
complete
stock of h ire Apparatus, H om
“Many a man In love only with a dim-
“You’d be astonished,” continued which he has looked to day then I can
the willow district lies In Howard and Department Supplier. Our goods are in use la
nearly every Fire Dupitrtment,
pto or a curl makes the mistake of mar­ tbe knight of tbe bell strap, .“to know avert thio evil and make hie anno uee-
County. In tbe neighborhood of Elk­
HEAVY COP ER. BRAZED JOINTS. RELI­
rying th« whole girt.”—Life.
bow many people try to beat tbe trol­ leea agalnat thee.”
Write Allan 8. Olmsted, La Roy,V. T., for a ridge alone the output of willow ex­
ABLE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
“What! You can do this?" exclaim­ ires sample ot All«n'« Foot-Ease. It cures ceeds* >5,«00 per annum, while Anne "BabcocX«" I'JU, “Fai roti” SIA, each. The«« are th«
Clarinda—Arofi't you allowed to ley for a free-ride’when they want to
•westing,
hotiwollsn,
aching
tset.
It
makes
Standard Extlngulshera. Common ExUnriilihrrt,
make a call a square or two away ed Djafar incredulously. "Most cer­ sew or tight shoes e«»y. A certain eur« for Arundel County contributes $2,500. - with riveted Joints, Bleach. A. G. LONG. Portland. Or
tainly. Give me your dagger." He
from home.
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES
“They hop on the car, wait till It drew It and banded It to her.* She,
Jack had Ms dear little bark put la
Itching Blind, Rivedine or Prolruiffnr Piles.
held
It
up
and,
looking
up
to
th«
blue
has started and then want to know If
our phonograph.—Journal Amusant
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO OINT-
Discretion
a
Failure.
heavens above, murmured a prayer;
MKNT fulU to cure you 4» « I» U 4Vt
Wc.
Ida—Are they reaHr.se rich? May th« car doesn’t go to some place which
“I was at the husking bee one day.
then, handing It back to him Mid:
Perfcctly
Satisfied.
—I should say so. Whoa they slipped they know it doesn’t come within a
“Now It is useless. It can slay no Greet fun."
Crack^Boat Builder—Ah! How de do,
several 'spoons and saucers into their mile of. In this way they get their
“Find a red ear?"'- ■
one.” He looked at bar unbelievingly.
ride
for
nothing;
a
nd
go
pn
their
Way
Mr. Richmau? How did„that rowboat
grips the hotel clerk said it was mere­
In the belief that the/ have fooled tbe ’Try it,” she exclaimed. “Strike here!"
I made you last summer suit?
“Kisa the. prettiest glrA”
ly the souvenir bobby.—Chicago New*
He atruck tb«blow where her linger
conductbr.”“-Pbiladelphia Presa
Mr. Richman—Perfectly! ■
f
aro known by wbat they havo
“
Nope.
Didn't
dare.
All
the
pret
­
“Heavens!” exclaimed the first moth,
“Ah! I'm glad to hear it. I alwaya
rested full upon her heart. The keen
r
frown. For half a century they
ty
girla
were
engaged
to
husky
farm
­
have heeu the standard—haven't
“here’s a fine prospect of starving to TO AWAKEN WHEN YOU WISH. blade went swiftly home, and sho fell
like to give satisfaction. Suited perfect­
Hailed once to produce bigger, bet­
death!” “How so?” inquired the oth­
ly. eh?”
ter crops than any others. Hold
at hie foet.^uxclalmlng, “O, God, rto
by all dealers.
!••• Meed Aw
j
“Yea. I left it in front of my boat
“Wbat did you do?”
er one. “There’s nothing in this box Simple Plan WMk* Beeair«« No Alana ceive my soul!” Then she lay dead.
■wal free to all applicants.
1
house ell summer, and every ecalawag
“Kissed the homeliest girl.”
ws’rs locked up in but a bathing-suit
We hear It frequently asserted that
> D. «.FIRRY Aco
who tried to eteal it got upset or drown-
“Did that give aatlsfaction?”
AT THE STAMP WINDOW.
Patron, Mloh.
If persons' will Impress the thought
“
Not
a
bit
of
it.
Each
of
tbe-huaky
Mlss Pansy—Tea may sneer at pet firmly upon their minds and continue
O«la*y M m W m ,*« to .Beat the Foot- farmers ‘ felt that 1 bad personally
For coughs and colds there is no better
dogs. but they’re CaithfuL anyway. thinking about It until they have fallen
•tao« Oyatea« Oat of 1 Cast.
snubbed hla best girl.”—Cleveland medicine than Piso'a Cure for Consump­
asleep that they desire to awake at a
tion.
Price 25 cents.
The
new
books
that
give
general
pos
­
Plain Dealer.
men. Mr. »harpe—Well, well, some certain hour in the morning, they will
tal
Information
for
the
public
and
ar«
Theater-Going Under Difficulties.
men are born lucky.—Philadelphia do it without fall, aays a writer in the
distributed free to purchasers of rivo Pennsa«ntly Curs«. No Sts or nervousness
?
Patron—I see you have a notice out­
Ledger.
St. Louis Globe-Democrat. But bow stamps at tbs various branch post- rilo sfterarMdsy'suwofDr.Klliw’sUrealNervs
WONDERFUL
Restorer. Bend for Free OS trial bottle snd treatise. side, saying that tickets bought ,of spec­
Edith—Is ft true. Dully, that Larkin many people have tried this method of offices, are of value to all Interested In Dr.
H. H. Kline, Ltd.,Ml Arch BL, PbtlsdelptH*. Ps. ulators on the street^wlll be refused at
HOME
kissed you before he picked you up in insuring s prompt awakening at a mailing matter of any kind. That
the door.
TREATMENT
that runaway? Dolly Yes. dear; you given hour In the morning only to find
Theater Ticket Seller—Yes, sir; that is
Bbe Let Him Of.
many aro Ignorant of common things
Thia wonderful Uh»-
know be is studying to .be s doctor, their rest throughout the night dis­
ne»e doctor *i - called
Wife—My dear, I need a little more of our rule,
was dearly shown at the stamp win­
great
becauaa ha cure*
end that waa first sid to ths injured.— turbed and uneasy?
“Well, I’ll take a ticket for to-night.
[Yiipli without oppra-
dow over which John G. Wend!« at tbit stuff, and some trimmiug to match.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Tbs brain will usually respond to times presides, st the Brooklyn post I wish you would drop into Bigg, Sale A
"Very sorry, sir, but sll th« tickets
Co.'s and get it
those wonderful Chi*
Photographer—I would suggest that the will and awaken one in the morn­ office.
neee herbs, roots, buds,
Husband (a smart fellow)—Let me see. have been bought up by speculators!”
you relax the features a little and aa- ing near the desired hour under any
barks and vegetables
A man stepped up to tbe window Oh, I know. Tbat’a the etore where
Mother« will find Mra. Window’« Boo thin s
aume a more pleaalng expression. Mrs. circumatancea, but to prevent the un­ with one of the Sunday papers, includ­
known io medical »d-
they have eo many pretty girls, isn't, it? Byrup the beat remedy louse for their children
ence in this country. Through the use o
Vick-Senn— I suppose I can do it if you broken, uneasy aleep the adoption of ing the various supplements, ready for
during ths teething period.
ibon« harmlMa remedies this famous doctor
inalat, but I can tell you right now it only a very simple device is necesaary. mailing, and asked the cost. A« it
knows ihs action y>f over M9 different rem­
“Yes, I remember. That blond girl
Natural Preference.
edies, which he successfully uses in different
The
last
thing
before
getting
into
bed,
at
the
trimming
counter
knows
your
won’t look like me.—Chicago Tribune.
proved to weigh eight ounces or over
Miss Violet bad made a rapid tour
"What," aaked the female-suffrage take a watch or clock and turn the the four ounces for which a paper' tastes and will doubtless select just the of the European continent and found
sort of trimming you want—I mean the
banda
to
the
hour
at
which
one
wishes
lestlniosisla.
CliargM moderst«. Call and
advocate with the aquaro chin, "baa
may bo aent as second class matter, girl with the golden hair, alabaster skin, little to impress her, either favorably
see blns. Pausala out of lb« eUr write for
become of our manly men?" “Some to rise and gase at this just long be was told it would cost 2 cents.
blanka
and
circulars.
Bend slam» CON MUG
or otherwise.
«
Ta nos mkn
addhkim
of them,” replied the meek and lowly enough to fix the hour firmly on the
“It's an outrage to make me pay
“Then* ar« a number of thing* I want
“
You
say
you
saw
al!
you
wanted
to
cltlson, “have married womanly wom­ retentive memory. Then, if no other postage on eo many sheets of advertis­ downtown. Never mind, dear, I’ll sO •of Italy,” saldp^irlend, jon Mlaa Vio­ The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
en, and are now engaged tn ratalng absorbing thoughts Intervene between ing. I'll take them, out, and that will and get them myself.”
let's return to^er native heath in Kan-
that and the moment one is locked in bring It down in weight, I guess," said
chlldlah children.”—Chicago Newa.
aaa.
iat did you think of the laz
alumber, the night's rest will be easy
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
the man complacently, aa be got a
laroni?”
and unbroken and promptly at the
risalire Bromo Quinine Tableta. ▲11 drug-
do over, and I must say it shows a hour In the morning, aa a rule, one piece of brown paper Into which be Take
Ne. 2 — 1905
“Don't talk to me about it” said
P N U
giRta refund the money If It talla te curo.
groat deal of originality.
Arthur— will find one’s self released from sleep wrapped the roading matter in the pa- Grove’» Bignaturo la on each box. tec.
Mias Violet, briskly. “I’d rather have
BKN writing to nd »erti aera ploe««
per. He didn’t know that thia made
Thanks, I’m sure! 1 flattered myself
a good dish of plain American maca­
and wide awake.
it third class matter, but it did, and
there were some ideas In it Unci«
Bad
Memories.
roni
baked
with
cheese
any
time!
”
There la no need to keep thinking of
Wendle told him that being miacella-
George—I was pot speaking of th«
Many people complain of having a
the hour continually for a number of
n«oua printed matter and weighing bad memory, aa if It were something
composition, but' of th« spelling.—
minutes, no need to repeat It over and
over six ounces It would cost a cents, they could not help, like a headache, rxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxj
Boston Transcript
ever in the mind; all that makes the
It was on th« bld eamp ground. brain uneasy and results in the dis­ or a cent for each two dunces or frac­ or some similar aliment; yet even that
-
For
“Paso de hat,” suggested Bruddab turbed slumber. Simply look at the tion thereof, lu i staggered th« man, can be helped* nowadaya by the appli­
cation of a little common aense. After
Wbeatly. But th« parson raised hls,1Watch or clock, aa I have Indicated. who then aaid:
“All I want to send la a paragraph, all, there la no reason why anybody
hand. "No, «ah,” be ahoutod, “dero’ll and the Influence of the mind over
be no hate about it Paea a tin box matter will be clearly demonstrated in so far as that is concerned. I can cut should have a bad memory. It la mere­
wid a chain to It De last time a hat the morning. Try it some night and out and send it in a 1-cent unsealed ly a matter of training and la, more­
over, a matter tn which It ia never too
was paaeed around beah it nevab came observe bow smoothly thia pbsyebo- envelope. Give me one.”
It waa given to him and as h« laid late to attend to Ita training.
For
back, and I bad
»° home barohead­ loglcal fact works.
down a cent for It, Mr. Wendi« said, in grown-upa many methoda are advo­
ed.”—Chicago Newa.
From cold, hard labor or exercise,
Sign of the Three Balla.
the tone be usea toward young women cated, all Of them, no doubt, baaed on
relaxes the atlffness and the sore­
“I muat have a new gown and coat
The three balls used by pawnbrokers wbo want stamps with vanilla flavored the principle of mental concentration.
ness disappears.
at onco.” “Greet thunderatlon, wom­ are the symbol of St. Nicholas. There is
In a young child the faculty can be
an, bow can you ask for a gown and a legend to the effect that the saint once gum:
Tbe
Old
Monk
Core
Price, 25c. and 5Oc.
“That will cost you 2 cents. On« for cultivated by making th« child de­
coat when you have to testify In my offered thrgp purses of gold to three
scribe everything it has aeen in. Ita
bankruptcy bearing next week T’t “I women to enable them to marry. The th« stamp and on« for th« envelope."
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“Well, I’m done for,” said the man morning walk, taking care that no fact
simply have to .have them. Do you purse« of thoee days were small bags,
as
he
threw
down
the
other
cent.
“
I
’
ve
is exaggerated, but that etrict atten­
think I can face the people In the which when tied at the top to keep in the
lost a quarter’s time in trying to beat tion is paid to truth In every detail.
courtroom when I am gearing my old coins somewhat resembled balls.
the poetoffice system and am Just In the matter of memorising it Is an
clothoe?“—Indlanapolla Bun.
A great deal of sympathy is given a where I began.” Then Mr. Wendi«
excellent plan to let the child learn
Of Our Method of Extract-
Fond Mother—You will be 5 years preacher because he doesn’t always get
handed to Mm one of th« new books, one line of poetry a day, which it
old to-morrow, Willie, and I want to his salary. Transfer it to his wife, who
ing Teeth.
m
and with a pleasant amile said:
ahould repeat the following morning,
give you a real birthday treat. Tell works twice as hard, and is not suppos­
If
your
plate
falls
when
eating
or
talking
“When you want to be euro before- and1' at the end of ■ week It will be
by U8ing our vacuum valve we can make
mo what you would like better than ed to get anything but board and clothes,
you one that will be satisfactory
We
snd a chance to praise the Lord.
band, and don’t want to bother th« able to toy the eeven llnea. The young
anything elae. Willie (after thinking
work for people from out of the city quick-'
stamp clerk, read thia.”—Brooklyn- brain ahpuld not be.overloaded with
iy.
to
that
yon
will
not
be
delayed
earnesly for five minutes)—Bring m« a
We do crown ana bridge work without
Eagle.
knowledge, but allowed to aMlmllate
whole box of chocolate creams, moth­
pain. Otir 17 year»’ ex erience in plate
work
enables ui to fit your mouth comfort-
a fragment each day.
er, and ask Tommy Smith to com« In
«bly. The best is the cheapest in the and.
We
have
feeling» a» well a» you.
and watch me eat ’em.—Youth.
“Hello, Uncle John,” exclaimed the
upon evening* till f sundaya from 9 to 1. ■■■ ;
village nephew, aa be warmly grasped
Mr. Uggy—Don’t you remember,
uu it ft»«*.
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Phone Main &29.
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DA. W u
the old farmer’s hand. I'm awfully
dear, when your father forbad« me
For the Study of
glad to see you looking so well. How
the hous«? Mro. Uggy—Ye«, and when
la my good aunt and dear little coua-
mother wouldn’t let me out of her
BOOKKEEPING
eight.for a moment? Mr. Uggy—And
OB'
Here, boy,' Interrupted the wine
1 made up my mind to go off and die?
SHORTHAND
old rurallte, aa be pulled out hla pock­
Mrs. Uggy—Yea, and I scared father
ft important,
etbook. “bow touch do you need thia
Into thinking I was in a decline? Both
can show results,
Together—Weren’t those happy days?
timef
for every one of
—Tit-Bite.
Rip Van Winkl« Libelled.
Bears the
Signature
Bronchitis
Use
or Over
Thirty Years
GASTARIA
JäCObs
Soreness
Stiffness
Oil
DIDN'T HURT A BIT" IS WHAT THEY SAY
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persistent use ot it brought me out ot my
trouble safe and sound, apd I have the
courage to publicly testify to therirtues M
recommend it to all blood-poison suffer­
ers, sincerely believing if ft is taken ao-
imu
C ttbbak .
Stark Hotel,
Painful swellii
tions upon the
nasKMor nr nsHKvaiAiLS WISE BROS., Dentists.
. - IN A WET Mt •
«WHUTIWUU« RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY
the symptoms of thia vile di aroe e , 8.8. &
la an antidote for the awful virna that
“I thought Nmeargl« waa a friend
attache and destroys even the moan.
8. 8. 8. containa no Mercury, Potash or
other mineral ingredient We offer |i,ooo
"He was until lately- I had to drop
for proof that tLie not absolutely vegeA Ms. He waa alwaya wanting to boc-
able. Home treat-
sss
our graduate* are
employed.
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thoee who write us.
CONSUMPTION
Rip, Van Winkle had just been tak­
ing a nap. Placing a hand upotf hla
beard, be murmured drowsily. "How
this grows on mo." After which he
fell into a aecond dose, fhat be might
aleep out the remaining ten years.—
Yale Record.
AH Oft
Mrs. A.—I sent my daughter to a
cooking school to fit ber for marriage.
' Mrs. B — Waa the «»périment a auc-
Mrs. A —No. Tb« man ab« waa en­
gaged to found it out—Judge.
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